Me: Well time to do this-
Edward: You haven't even reached 5k reads, though...
Me: Edward, I'm the writer. I do what I want.
Connor: They have a point there-
Shay: Agreed.
Edward: Why you guys agreeing with them?
Connor: Because, Grandfather, Ash is smarter than you.
Edward: You wound me-
Me: *quietly trying not to crack up*
Shay: *casually tries to sip coffee without laughing*
-(';')-
well, here's your face reveal-
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
OH MY GODS I GOT YOU GUYS GOOD DIDNT I-
LIKE-
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FACE REVEAL BEFORE 5K READS?
ONLY REASON I PUT THAT IMAGE IS BC OF AN INSIDE JOKE WITH MY FRIENDS LIKE-
APPARENTLY SINCE I HAVE BLOND-ISH HAIR AND MY HAIRCUT HAS LIKE CURTAIN-ISH BANGS IM AUTOMATICALLY AN EDWARD KENWAY CLONE
ITS A HUGE JOKE BC IM A MASSIVE EDWARD SIMP AND I GET CALLED 'Kenway' BY MY FRIENDS LIKE-
AT FIRST I WAS ANNOYED, BUT NOW I ROLL WITH IT
ITS MY NEW NAME /hj
SO YEAH I HAD TO DO THAT BC I WANTED TO PRANK YOU GUYS
(Bonus image: my bestie and I determining Edward's a bi disaster)
(usernames and pfps blurred bc privacy reasons)
-(';')-
Me: Well, that was a good prank-
Jacob: *casually spawns in* What just happened? Is there chaos?
Me: Yes-
Jacob: Spill.
Me: I pranked the readers-
Edward: With an image of my face-
Me: Yes, because it was an inside joke with my friends-
Edward: Whyyyyyy-
Me: Quit whining, I'll tell you if I want to-