Leo grumbled and rubbed his eyes when he woke up, he was topless he saw everyone passed out and was about to get up when he saw Cancer asleep on top of him in her bra.
"Ayo?!" said Leo
Leo tried to get up but he didn't want to wake Cancer up so he just started playing Subway surfers his phone instead.
"Yeah, high score!" said Leo
"Uhhh...what's going on...am I naked?!" whined Cancer
Cancer looked up and saw Leo topless and just sat there processing everything that happened.
"Cancer, are you okay? Don't worry you're not naked you're just in your undies..." said Leo
While Leo was trying to pacify her, she had no reaction and her nose randomly start bleeding.
"JESUS CHRIST CANCER"
"Can y'all shut up?" snapped Scorpio
Scorpio was also half asleep on the bed with Pisces cuddling her.
"Sorry!" said Leo
"Sorry Scorp...I just had a shock" said Cancer
"No shit you did, your fucking nose is bleeding" groaned Scorpio
Scorpio tried pushing Pisces off her legs.
"Hey wake up Pisces" said Scorpio
Pisces didn't move and still continued sleeping on Scorpio's legs and she sighed.
"Well guess I'm stuck here"
"I'll take her to the kitchen brb" said Leo
Leo had just picked up Cancer when suddenly there was a loud scream from the kitchen.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" screamed Capricorn
Virgo walked down the stairs.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" asked Virgo
"Look what these fuckers did to me!" whined Capricorn
Virgo looked at Capricorn who had at least 20 layers of makeup on her.
"Oh my lord...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"VIRGO! DON'T LAUGH!"
"Sorry! sorry...yeah, it looks horrible...who ever did this violated you"
"WHO DID THIS"
"My biggest guess is the fire signs, but I could be wrong"
"Correct" said Leo
"LEO" said Capricorn
"What? You lost the game so we put makeup on you"
"WHAT GAME"
"The never have I ever game? You decided the punishment you know"
"Oh...I see now..."
"Yeah...that was what happened..." said Virgo
"Mmm hmmm" said Leo
"Sorry for getting mad" said Capricorn
"It's okay" said Leo smiling
"Also what the fuck happened to Taurus?" asked Virgo
"no clue" said everyone
Meanwhile, Taurus was on all 4 limbs vomiting outside with Gemini patting his back.
"Holy shit..." groaned Taurus
"Easy there bro" said Gemini
"Bro my stomach is...hurpp..."
" y i k e s "
Suddenly footsteps approached them and Gemini saw Cancer with a cup.
"Uhh...drink this...it's good for hangovers" said Cancer
"Oh ok" said Taurus
"Whys there a paper towel in your nose" said Gemini
"Oh this...nah I fell off the sofa and m-my nose started bleeding..." lied Cancer
"Huh"
"You guys seem absolutely fucked" said Libra
"Because we are" said Aries
Libra looked up at Aries who had big blue eyebags and was holding up cup of tea.
"What happened to you?" asked Libra
"I'm fine...don't ask" said Aries
"You absolutely do not look ok in the slightlest" said Leo
"No shit sherlock" said Aries
"Where'd you get the tea from?" asked Virgo
"Oh this? Cancer made it"
"Hey could I also get some?"
"Yeah sure!" said Cancer
Cancer gave Virgo some tea.
"Hey, let's do something" said Leo
"Same" said Sagittarius
"What does your high ass wanna do?" asked Capricorn
"Idk let's go run around" said Leo
"LEO WE ARE HIGH" said Aries
"I DONT CARE ME WANT RUN AROUND" said Leo
"I felt that when he said that" said Sagittarius
"Same" said Aquarius
"You fire signs are just weird as fuck tbh" said Virgo
"Mfs here vomiting and passed out and you 3...I mean including Aqua too...all wanna run around" said Libra
"Who said I'm part of them?" asked Aquarius
"Oh...?"
"I'm not friends with them...yet"
"U joining them?"
"Hmmmmm..."
"So we going out or-"
"No Taurus, you just vomited your fucking stomach out, you are in no condition" said Capricorn
"Stfu you're not my mom...wait-"
"wym by wait?"
"Uhhh...guys...?" said Cancer
Everyone stopped talking and looked at her.
"Uhhhh...why don't we stay at home today...a lot of us are not really feeling good..." said Cancer
"That's exactly what I've been saying!" said Capricorn
"Hey fuck you, don't yell at her!" said Leo
"I'm not yelling, I'm agreeing with her!"
"Don't...oh okay, I agree"
"SAYS WHO"
"I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY MIND?!"
"Leo it's okay..." said Cancer
"No it's not, she just insulted you!" said Leo
"N-No she didn't...she's just loud...I guess" said Cancer
"I-when am I loud?" said Capricorn
"Sorry...now...?"
"Oh okay"
"Hey no fightings!" said Pisces
"You're finally awake?" said Aquarius
"Yeah I woke up to all the violence in the air"
"Huh"
"Violence bad little shits"
"Whoa whoa, Pisces..." said Leo
"Pisces it's okay, we solved it..." said Cancer
"Oh really? Okay! I believe anything Cancer says" said Pisces
Pisces skipped over to Cancer and jumped onto her.
"W-Whoa!" said Cancer
"Pisces...what the hell are you doing?" asked Scorpio
"Nothing, hehehe..." said Pisces
"You sure are strange sometimes..."
"Hey! meanie..."
"Is Pisces like the ohio version of Cancer?" asked Sagittarius
"Uck off!" whined Pisces
"It's fuck off, not uck off"
"Whatever, if you keep bullying me I'll suck your cock"
"Okay...I think you're still not sober yet" said Scorpio
Scorpio picked up Pisces from Cancer's shoulders and put her on the sofa.
"Was she heavy? not saying you're weak or anything..." said Gemini
"Hey, don't ask-"
"No she's pretty light" said Cancer
"I mean Pisces is kind of a smol bean" said Aries
Pisces stuck her tongue out at Aries who giggled at her.
"A feisty one too, hehe" said Aries
"It's okay, Pisces! SMol bean supremacy! We'll take over the world with smol beans!" said Aquarius evilly
"Hell yeah!" giggled Pisces
"To be fair, I used to carry drunk people to their rooms while I was running my motel" said Cancer
"Huh" said Capricorn
"I even carried Leo, and he's a lot heavier than Pisces" said Cancer
"Yeah, he's pretty tall ngl" said Aries
"Nah" said Sagittarius
"You're 6'3 you're not allowed to comment on anything!" snapped Aries
"Yeah" said Scorpio
"Fuck you Saggytits" said Leo
"WHAT WAS THAT" said Sagittarius
Sagittarius jumped over the counter and started chasing Leo who was topless and laughing his ass off because his ass is just always high for some reason.
"They're so cute" said Pisces
"What" said Aries
"Please don't tell me you have a crush on them..." said Virgo
"No silly! I meant these 2 are cute together" said Pisces
"Oh yeah of course! hahaha!" said Aries
"I'm gonna sleep while they talk...Zzzz" said Cancer
Cancer fell asleep on Pisces shoulders.
"Who I'm not even sitting down, chill..." said Pisces
"Nah, that's normal for her" said Scorpio
Scorpio was lying down half asleep on the sofa.
"Is it just me or do the water signs sleep a lot?" said Libra
"It's just you" said Scorpio
Scorpio gave him the middle finger and fell asleep like that. Pisces carried Cancer to the sofa and slept with her.
"So we just gonna chill for the whole day" said Capricorn
"Yes" said Pisces who woke up and fell asleep again
"Okay then..." said Capricorn
Capricorn sighed and questioned her life decisions.