Izzy: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts..
Izzy: SO BABY OIL-
Noah: cant we ever just have one normal dinner.
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Alejandro: whats your favorite color?
Heather: stop asking stupid questions. ask me something logical and mature.
Alejandro: how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Heather: my favorite color is red.
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Gwen: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Courtney: I wake up at 6 in the morning every day to study.
Gwen: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Harold: thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Duncan: all good bro, any time.
Harold: gosh!
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Cody: how petty can you get?
Noah: I once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Justin: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good, so I simply did myself.
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Duncan: who else is hiding in the cafeteria trying to listen to Chef and Chris's convo?
Geoff: me im under one of the tables
Trent: im behind the door
Tyler: im in the closet
Geoff: aww we accept you Tyler <3
Tyler : no guys I'm literally in the closet!!
Trent: love is love <3
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*lindsay and heather during their alliance*
Lindsay: am I in trouble?
Heather: take a guess.
Lindsay: ..no?
Heather: take another guess.