Everyone was bored.
"What should we do?" asked Virgo
"Let's kill people!" said Aries
"No we'll get arrested for that" said Virgo
"Lets have a singing competition!" squealed Aquarius
"Actually...good idea" said Virgo
The 3 girls set up a booth, Aries turned on the
"WAKE UP BITCHES" yelled Aries
Everyone woke up and glared at her.
"OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A SINGING COMPETITION!" cheered Aries
"What the fuuuu..." said Capricorn
"Another competition...?" said Cancer who was half asleep
"It STARTS IN AN HOUR SO GET YO' ASSES READY!" yelled Aries
"We already have songs planned!" said Leo
"Of course the fire signs and Aquarius are the most prepared.
"WHere's Gemini?" asked
"What are you idiots doing in my room?" asked Capricorn
IN the earth sign room, Virgo was chilling and playing on his computer while Capricorn had just got out of the shower and saw 2 people laughing and eating Oreos on her bed.
"You mean just Gemini?" asked Taurus
"Hewwo" said Gemini
"No, I mean the both of you" snapped Capricorn
"I stay here because I'm from the same element" said Taurus
"And I'm your boyfriend" said Gemini
Capricorn breathed in, "Get the fuck out"
"Wow, so angry" said Gemini
"Cappy I literally live here" said Taurus
"He's right you know" said Virgo
"I-"
"Taurus is also an earth sign like us remember" said Virgo
"Oh shit, right...but still, get the fuck out" said Capricorn
"Yeah yeah, whatever...I'll be back...let's go Gemini" said Taurus
Taurus and Gemini left the room while Virgo turned back to Capricorn.
"Yeah, he's a bit much" said Virgo
"No shit, he's so annoying" said Capricorn
Aquarius and Aries finished setting up the booth, Aquarius was on her phone and lying down on the couch browsing Reddit memes when Leo stumbled down wearing and overload of chains. Sagittarius fell off the stairs topless and also wearing chains, Leo was wearing gold fangs.
"You both look ugly" said Aries
"Ouch" said Sagittarius
Leo pretended to die but it didn't work because Aries killed him. Soon it was an hour later and all the signs were in the living room.
"Ladies and gentlemen...and what ever creature Leo is-" said Aquarius
"Fuck you" said Leo
Sagittarius snickered and punched Leo, Leo punched him back.
"Anyways before I was interrupted by that little shit, we are having a singing competition!" said Aquarius
"Cappy will go first lmao, then Aqua then Pisces then...blah blah blah, zodiac order" said Aries
"How dare you" said Capricorn
"tOO bad" said Aquarius
"What should I sing?" asked Capricorn
Virgo whispered into Capricorn's ear, she frowned but Virgo grinned. Capricorn got on the stage.
"When our ready come and get it, na na na na..." sang Capricorn
Capricorn tried her hardest to be sexy but it didn't work for Aries, she just smirked at her and had a weird response.
"Wack" said Aries
Cancer knew it was her turn later and didn't know what to sing, she kept begging Libra to give her a song but he didn't know what. Gemini couldn't sing that well either but had a performance with Taurus later.
"What we singing again?" asked Taurus
"The usual" said Gemini
They both smirked evilly.
"Shall we bring Fishboy?"
"Sure"
Scorpio decided to be the judge and the average score was 0.
Aquarius started singing Flossin by Backpack Kid.
"I'LL BE FLOSSIN'" sang Aquarius
"Boo" said Aries
Leo stumbled onto the stage naked with his 21 chains. Aquarius wondered how he is not dead.
"QUACK" yelled Leo
"Hey! It's not your turn yet!" said Aquarius
Aquarius pushed Leo off the stage and he almost died. After she finished, Taurus got on the stage with Gemini and they were about to sing when Pisces interrupted them.
"Hey! It's my turn not yours!" pouted Pisces
"Ah yeah, right...sorry Pisces..." said Aquarius
Aquarius literally kicked Taurus and Gemini off the stage.
"Okay, Pisces! Take us away!" said Aquarius
"Okay! Ahem...a hopeless romantic all my life...surrounded by couples all the time" sang Pisces
"WOOOOOO! MY FAV SONG"
"I guess I should take it as a sign...I'm feeling lonely! Oh I wish I'd find a lover that could find a lover that could hold meeee, now I'm crying in my room...so skeptical...still I want it more, more moreeeeee!"
Everyone started clapping and Scorpio gave her a 10.
"Okay this is literally the only good song i heard so far" said Scorpio
Taurus and Gemini got on the stage and started singing Baby Shark.
"MOMMY SHARK DUDUDUDUDUDU!" sang the both of them
"1/10" said Scorpio
"Add a 1" said Gemini
"That adds up 11" said Taurus
"Exactly" said Gemini
"You both can't count for shit" said Scorpio
"Fuck you" said Gemini
As the 3 of them walked off the stage, Scorpio made a mental note to destroy their asses later that day. Virgo didn't want to sing cause she was too shy just like Scorpio, so she decided to do it with Aquarius instead.
"I'm singing again? Yeet" said Aquarius
"We'll sing...what the fuck is a Mo Bamba?" asked Virgo
"Wait, let's-ummm...sing Idol by BTS instead
Aries started singing 'I Wrote Sins and Tragedies'
"Am gonna sing I Write Sins not tragedies by...ummm...BTS"
"BRUH ITS BY-"
"ITS BY BLACKPINK"
"NO THE FUCK ITS NOT"
"Guys, its clearly by Panic at the Disco" said Scorpio
"No its by your mom" said Leo
"Do you want to die?"
"No thanks"
"Ahem, HELLO..." sang Aries
"Wrong song you fucker" spat Scorpio
"Oh shit" said Aries
Aries ran off the stage and then ran back onto the stage.
"I'll be singing Needed Me by Rihanna" said Aries
"Okay, I like that song" said Scorpio
"YOU WAS GOOD ON YOUR OWN THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS! SHE WAS GOOD ON HER OWN LIKE A FADED FUCK..." sang Aries
"What's this song again?" asked Gemini
"Despacito" said Aquarius
"Surprised no one's singing that" said Taurus
"USED TO TRIP OFF THAT SHIT I WAS KICKING TO YOU"
After she was done, Aries ran off the stages and Cancer got up on the stage.
"Yooouuuu...you know it how im movin'...ummm..."
"What song is this?" asked Virgo
"No fucking way" said Aries
"What?" said Capricorn
"Guys what the hell did you just make her sing?" said Scorpio
"It's...OMG SHES ACTUALLY SINGING IT" squealed Aquarius
"Yooouuu believe God is a woman..." sang Cancer
"Oh god..." sighed Scorpio
In the middle of the performance, Cancer nervously tried twerking and Leo immediately ran onto the stage and then did a stage dive and broke his finger.
"WOOHOO! LET'S GO CANCER! Ouch..." said Leo
After Cancer was finished, Leo and Sagittarius got up on stage. Cancer wiped the sweat of her head.
"I am not doing that again..." gasped Cancer
"Good" said Scorpio
Leo and Sagittarius were singing some random gibberish not even I could understand.
"I give it -1" said Scorpio
They ended up throwing their clothes at the crowd and more failed stage diving. Virgo decided to sing Seven
"That's why night after night I'll be fuckin you right" sang Virgo
"Okay..." said Capricorn
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 7 days a week! Every hour, every minute, every second, you know night after niiight, I'll be fuckin you riiiiight..."
"6/10"
"Ok"
Libra decided to sing Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD.
"I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM!" sang Libra
"Libra, no offence but you can't sing" said Scorpio
"Lemme finish thot"
"Aight..."
"CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU! IT'S TO THE POINT WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU BUT I CANNOT CHANGE YOU SO I MUST REPLACE YOU" sand Libra
"Good try though"
Scorpio counted up the scores and shrugged.
"Fuck it, no one wins because you all suck" said Scorpio
Scorpio threw the sheet of paper out of the window. Cancer tried giving her puppy eyes and Scorpio made her the winner. Taurus tried giving her puppy eyes and she kicked his balls. The end.