Olix: Some people say that I have a god complex. I'd like to think that I'm a complex god.
Lclc: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Lclc: I will not yield.
Sanna: Oh, hey, I didn't see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Poke: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Poke: Didn't want to bother you.
Poke: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.
Poke: Alright, who's hogging the Netflix account? I've been locked out all week!
NightFoxx: Sucks to suck! I'm already on the 8th season of Friends!
Russo: Not me.
Poke: Don't lie. I know it's not Steak or Digito.
Russo: It's not me, really!
Poke: ...
Russo: ...But it might be Albert...
Poke: You gave Albert access to our Netflix account!?!?
Russo: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Poke: I'm going to kill you.
*Nyxie sneezes*
Megan: Nyxie, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Leah sneezes*
Megan: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
MiniBloxia: New year, new me.
TapWater: Bitch, it's August.
MiniBloxia: Time is an illusion.
Albert: Minitoon, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
Minitoon: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Albert: I'm never asking you anything ever again.
DJNinja, to Petey: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Jelly: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Nightfoxx: Jelly, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
Coeptus: School sucks.
Thinknoodles: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Coeptus: What are jobs like?
Thinknoodles: They suck.
Nightfoxx: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Bandi: You looked in a mirror?
Nightfoxx: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
Pinkleaf, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Lana: Yeah, Pinkleaf will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Pinkleaf: Exactly, I will straight up-
Pinkleaf:
Pinkleaf, tearing up: Lana, why would you say that?!
Hyper: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Leah: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
Jake: It's not our fault!
Russo: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do is talk to them.
Jake: No, the least we could do is nothing!
Hazem: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you.
Cari: What are you getting Jackeryz for the holidays?
Sketch: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
BabyFoxx: I'm getting Jackeryz a divorce lawyer.
Poke: Hey, how did my phone break?
Hyper: You were drunk yesterday.
Poke: And?
Ashley: You threw it.
Poke: Why?
Calixo: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU!"
Poke: And why didn't you stop me?!
Peetah: We were busy laughing our asses off.
Seedeng: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Hazem: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Poke.
Seedeng, pointing their hot glue gun towards Hazem: You're on thin fucking ice.
Devoun: You're not my friend anymore.
Jackeryz: I was your friend?
Ashley: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.
Ashley: Even if I seem helpful.
JParty: Then you're in luck.
JParty: Because you don't.
Nyxie: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
Petey *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Petey: I didn't hear it.
Leah: Hey, Cari. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Cari: But you ate them all.
Leah: I had to make sure they all sucked.
Nick: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Woozlo: But we lost NightFoxx.
Nick: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Denis: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Chocolate: Thank god.
Kreek: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Nick: That's not a lot of inches.
Woozlo: My dad has a spiked collar.
Woozlo: *dog
Preston: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Lana: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Preston: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Leah: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Jackeryz : ...We're on the ground floor.
Leah: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Hazem: Guys where did Digito go?
Thinknoodles: They got arrested.
Hazem: How the hell-
Digito: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Poke: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Mrbooshot: I wish for good grades.
Steak: Nerd.
Mrbooshot: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Steak. :)
Poke: Mrbooshot...
Mrbooshot: I hate Poke.
Hyper: "Hate' is a strong word.
Mrbooshot: I have strong opinions.
MiniBloxia: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
Timmeh: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
NightFoxx: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Steak: Why did you say that so vaguely? Booshot and I are literally the only people you called in here.
ProjectSupreme: *pitches an idea*
Jessetc, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Dani, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.