Pinkleaf , reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?
Poke: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made some of Digito cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.
Dani: You read my diary?
Steak: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Woozlo: Petey's first detention, I'm so proud.
Amber: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Ikeas: Because they're an idiot.
Sabrina, terrified: They can do that??
Poke: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Calixo: The cow??
Poke: What?
Kaden: Calixo, W H Y?
Sabrina: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Jandel: Hey, Sabrina.
Sabrina: GODDAMNIT!
Devoun: That's ridiculous, Woozlo doesn't have a crush on me.
Peetah: Yes they do.
Ashley: Yes they do.
Woozlo: Yes I do.
Dexter, to Calixo: You know, Temprist can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Dexter: *blows airhorn at Temprist* GET FUCKED!
Woozlo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Jackeryz : There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Thinknoodles way.
Ashley: Isn't that the wrong way?
Jackeryz : Yes, but it's faster.
FgTeev: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Albert: But I'm a vegan.
FgTeev: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
*Deeter and Lana are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Deeter: oh my god, Lana, backwards!
Lana: Really, Deeter? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
Mrbooshot: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Mrbooshot: My facebook photo is a landscape.
Chizeled: *walks into the room*
Ikeas: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Denis: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Sketch: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
*Ashley is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
DaPandaGirl: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?
Chizeled: Hopefully dead, I hated them.
DaPandaGirl: Yeah, me too.
Ashley, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.
Sanna: I'm this close to falling in love with Leah.
Russo: Your fingertips are touching.
Sanna: Exactly.
Albert, looking at a selfie of Megan's: I hate this photo.
Megan: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Albert: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Megan: Up to kindness.
Albert: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Hyper: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Albert: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
Jandel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Jake: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Denko: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Denko: And atoms never touch each other.
Denko: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
Hyper, jumping out of FgTeev's closet: BOO!
FgTeev:
Hyper:
FgTeev:
Hyper: *makes a sad face*
FgTeev: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
Olix: Everything's fine, Lana.
Lana: Olix, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
EthanGamer: Devoun, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Devoun: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
Chizeled, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Olix: Do you think other people can't hear you?
Woozlo: If there's one thing I learned from BigB, it's to set people's expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Jake: Do we have any orange juice left?
Tanqr: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Tanqr: Sorry, we're all out.
Sabrina, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Poke: Moose Tracks is good!
Leah: What the fuck is that!?
Poke: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Leah: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Sabrina and Poke: what?
Leah: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Sabrina: You done now?
Leah: Yeah ok.
Sabrina and Poke: ...
Leah: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Lego: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Poke: Hey Preston, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Poke: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Preston: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Preston: The fucking satisfaction.
Devoun: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Denko doesn't take me seriously enough.
Sanna: "Sometimes"?
Ikeas: "Enough"?
Devoun:
Ikeas: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
Nightfoxx: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Nightfoxx: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
Minitoon: I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
Jandel: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Bella, exasperated: WHY?!?
Bella points at Chase : YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Bella points at Jake: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Bella points at Jandel: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Bella: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
Jessetc: Guess what I'm about to get!
Petey: On my nerves.
