*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Dani: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Bandi: No, Dani. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Dani: No, that's not part of it—
Bandi: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Sketch: I would want to live with no legs.
Bandi: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Sketch. You don't do anything.
Dani: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. *Bandi pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Bandi: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Denis: How's that gonna help you?
Bandi: I will divide and then count to it.
Denis: Right.
Dani: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Bandi: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Bandi: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Sketch: Are you calling me short?
Bandi: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Sketch: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Bandi: Sketch, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Sketch: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Bandi: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
Sketch: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Bandi: It's just you.
Sketch: *on the phone* Hey Bandi, do you know my blood type?
Bandi: Of course, it's B-.
Sketch: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Bandi: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Sketch: Dorito's cool ranch.
Bandi:
Bandi: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Sketch: I love that song.
Denis: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Denis: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Denis: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Dani: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
