(Crack that I couldn't remember if I wrote for this book or my mc book lol. All love to VixenLyn go check them out as they are lovely and beautiful. Still working on requests dw.)
Mc was a nornal girl, with long hair and eyelashes lien wings, with 726338 ft rainbow orbs with 28727272183783828383828277492910 kilometer long legs, and she was 8 inches tall.
Mc ran through the walls jos tha malfig mansiona, and runs into a takal ma n. He looks dowk at mc with his bright red and growls.
"Mc baba gorle, wat r u doing?!" He scream beforest avadakedaveraing mc.
Mc goes flying bavk and sdlams her head intj a wall, she slowly belds out. When she wkase up she's n the dungeon.
Voldemotri tortures mc for 982728199264946 horrus, and she ends up nealy dad.
Veldemort walks up and he sads; "Skedaddle skiddodly your dick is noodly."
Mc sdcrens as she feels jer dicms turnong intro q noodle.
Mc feels voldermoret stab knife inro ger peehole, and die of too much cim.
The end.
(Yeeeass this was in my drafts and I found it. Enjoy.)