Mrbooshot: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Lclc: Thanks, Mrbooshot!
Mrbooshot: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Hazem: Oh no, that's terrible!
Olix: Did they win?
Koneko: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Ashley: You mean glory days?
Koneko: Ah, that too.
Poke: Which country has the most birds?
Poke: Portu-geese!
Dani: That's a language.
Poke: Portu-gull?
Dani: Good recovery.
Keiyso: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Coeptus: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Hyper: Woozlo, let's go!
Woozlo: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Hyper: Okay, you know what? That's it, you had your chance.
Woozlo: What-?
Hyper: Mom, Dad, Woozlo smoked pot in college.
Woozlo: You are such a tattletale!
Woozlo: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Poke who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I'm sorry.
Hyper: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboy's, Woozlo did.
Woozlo: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing Hyper did.
Hyper: Woozlo hasn't worked for a year!
Woozlo: Hyper and Poke are living together!
Hyper: Woozlo married Devoun in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Redninja: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Devoun:: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Sanna:: I wanna gooo!!
Briana: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Coeptus: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Briana: It sucks.
Coeptus: That's not constructive criticism.
Poke: I hate you.
Woozlo: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Chizeled: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Chizeled: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Chizeled: Orange.
Russo: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Cari: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Russo: I don't have time for their problems.
Tanqr: I'm tired.
DaPandaGirl: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Tanqr: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
Peetah: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Jessetc: Peetah, NO!
Lego: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Lego: Lmao, @Hazem.
Peetah: You're alive.
Nightfoxx: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Kreek: Punch me in the face.
Nightfoxx: ...Punch you?
Kreek: Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?
Nightfoxx: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking but it's usually just subtext.
Hyper: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Leah: ...Hyper, what the hell.
Chloegames: Damn, Chizeled, are you secretly cool?
Chizeled: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Chloegames: I do not.
Kreek: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Devoun: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Kreek: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.
Woozlo: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Ant: I have a person who does that for me.
Woozlo: Yeah, ME.
Ant: I'm glad you agree.
Nightfoxx, entering the room: *Sees Poke and leaves*
Poke, watching Nightfoxx leave: There's my monthly dose of Nightfoxx...
*Denko is fighting a monster*
Tanqr: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Denko: The power to believe in myself!?
Tanqr: No, a knife! Stab it!
Pinkleaf : Chizeled, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Chizeled: No, it's mine.
Pinkleaf : It... looks just like the one I have...
Chizeled: You don't have one like this anymore.
Olix: Are you sure Woozlo's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
Russo: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
Denko: I'm very scary.
Koneko: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Denko: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Koneko: And small.
Denko:
Denko: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Kreek: I feel so burnt out.
Lego: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Kreek: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Lego: Well not if you're expecting it.
Hazem: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Woozlo: Steak, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Petey: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
*Jackeryz is speaking on the phone*
Jackeryz : Yeah, I'm with Hyper.
Hyper: Im fucking dying-
Jackeryz : Yep, they're okay.
Hyper: I have a knife in my chest!
Jackeryz : No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.
Hyper: IM BLEEDING OUT-
Jake: You're starting to look like me more and more every day—
Sketch: *Bursts into tears*
Jake: Why are you crying?
Sketch: You're ugly! I don't want to look like you! *sobs*
Schlep, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Keiyso: ....That's a gecko—
Steak: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
Devoun: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Sabrina: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Devoun: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn't eat.
Hazem:I just want someone to take me out.
Olix: On a date?
Kreek: With a sniper gun?
Lego: Both if you're not a coward.