Neliana
- Song: Believer
"Din dumme idiotiske yævel! (You dumbass idiotic motherfucker!) That was a masterpiece of art AND architecture! How dared you to RIP it just apart like this?!" This stupid grinning walrus in form of my so called brother just ripped my so beautiful and strenuous drawing apart.
"Don't lie! It looked more like a doodle doodle from a two years old one than a real plan from a fucking room!"
Over what we are discussing - if you can still call it that, it's more like an very important and as equal as the other times before a power struggle about the truth - back to the topic: We're still on architect the Lione' room ... like for the past 30 minutes. BUT to my defense, it's not my fault, this asshole of brother just steal my pencil and now rip my idea apart! What did I do to deserve this?!
"Haaaaaa! How dare you! THAT'S MOBBING ... " - I put playfully a hand on my heard and fall on my knees.
You look so pathetic!
Hey, shut up and let me have my main character moment! At least I have the ambitions to have one, not like you who doesn't even really exists!
At least I'm not so pathetic and discuss with my own voice in my own head who you, if I dare to remind you, NAMED!
...
Argh. Point for Annoying - Lisbeth.
"... to the 2 years old one! They can likely better draw than that ..." - I mumble embarrassed even if it's true. I cannot draw or more I cannot architect. My 'normal' drawings are quite ok but architecting ... we don't want to talk about it. Nic is definitely better than me - but no need to agree with him. Over my dead body.
"Haaa! Did you just agree with me?!" - Speaking of it. Nooo, I have not! I just tell the truth ... ok maybe, but he looks very convinced about it and jumps around like a bunny on crack. Holy macaroni.
"HaAaAa" - I imitate him while rolling my eyes.
"NO ROLLING YOUR EYES, YOU LITTLE LOOSER!" - He shouts so loud that likely the whole house heard it ... now you can still scream, soon not anymore. Just wait.
The murderous smile appears on my smile and within one second I'm on my feet, hunting this idiot like my whole life depends on it - and he? He's literally running for his life. Clever decision.
"AHHHHHH GOD SAVE ME FROM THAT MONSTER!"
"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, YOU PATHETIC COPYCAT!"
Maybe just maybe we'll pick up some stuff on our chase. Sorry to:
the grey vase
Lion the stuff lion
my suitcase
Nic' bed
Nic' blanket
MY bed
MY blanket
both desk chairs
and of course to all the pillows on the ground. Oops. Not my fault.
"STAND FUCKING STILL, VALP!" (puppy)
"NEVE-E- AHHHH!" Shit, I had him almost. But nevertheless he did now the stupidest move you could do ... run straight in one edge. The couch edge of his room, fortunately.
Let the game begin.
One step further.
"AHHHH GO A-AWAY!" He creams like a girl and out of breath, but still with an awkward smile on his face. I smirk and raise an eyebrow provocatively.
One step further.
"DON'T D-DARE YOU!" Now he stumps on the couch in the really last edge. It gets more and more funny.
One step further.
"Ah-h ... " Ah, slowly he gets the seriousness of this situation and grabs a pillow for defense. Pff what you can do, can I do for a long time! I grab a pillow too and smirk wider if it's even possible.
One step further.
"W-we can talk about everything. Hahaha ... not funny?" He ask while getting quieter and quieter with the end.
"Not funny." I respond and shake my head in disbelieve.
One step further.
And attack.
"AHHHH!"
*Bang
*Boom
*Smach
Shit that was again a vase not Nic' face, but I saw no difference - both ugly. Besides that, he got me on my nerves the whole time since we entered this room. *Reminder of the fall.
Maybe we ended up on the floor and fighting - like always.
This loser under me cannot shut up his mouth, hopefully our brothers don't noti-
*Knock Knock
Great. Luck is like always on our side.
Both our heads turn instantly to the door of Nic' room and then to each others face.
"Crap."
With that we're on our feet and rush trough the room probably looking like two potato sacks dead drunk and stung by a bee. But no need for our lovely brothers to know what we did here a few seconds ago.
We run around and put every thing on his place again. Holy macaroni since when is running so exhausting? It's not like I do at least every second day cardio and every day a workout because of work and this career from us in which we somehow slipped in ... Noooo.
"Are you both ok?" - Riccardo. Clearly who else? I let out a desperate sigh until I remember that HE is standing in front of the door and is likely waiting for our responds.
Fuck.
But nevertheless we tidied both (!) rooms in - well let me look - 1:37 minutes. That's a new record!
"If you both don't open the door in the next minute, we'll break it down!" - since when cares Georgio for us?
"Try." Nic and I mumble at the same time while throwing our selves on the now, in the right place standing couch, and and look at each other proudly. They can try with pleasure but I warn you, it won't work. Hehe. We are monster. Who else would install door cameras, warners and a lock. Right: WE. Because why not? If you have the possibility ...
We can hear new knocks.
Perfect timing for a protein bar.
"Neliana! Neliono!"
"Must be we." I say while taking another bite.
"Lia, Lio please open the door."
"Nope." - I answer quietly with popping the 'p'.
"Should we open?" - Nic asks while chuckling, but doesn't seem to move in the next seconds. I mean I wouldn't too. It's 10 p.m. and the way from the couch to the door is like a marathon.
"Nah."
I count the seconds how long their patience last ...
1
2
3
Slowly I get bored. Thanks to my ADHD, I have to do something otherwise ... pray for my surroundings.
...
27
28
2- *Bang
We both sit instantly straight up. "Holy macaroni!" - We say in the same time. "Argh! They're so annoying!" - Nic says while let himself fall back on the couch but only for a few seconds before he really stands up and walks to the door.
"And nevertheless you open THEM the door ... " - I whistle and take another bite of this delicious bar. Nic just sends me a 'Are you kidding me?' look and I, how honestly I am, respond with a 'Absolutely' Look. He rolls his eyes and I would say: karma is a real bitch. I shout so loud like he last time - "DoN't RoLl YoUr EyEs!"
He jumps from my suddenly scream, likely because he's so tense for the meeting in a few second, but nevertheless doesn't turn around, just shows me the lovely finger. I smirk still not making an effort to move.
Lazy bitch.
Oh shut up Annoying Lisbeth, now it gets interesting: Nic is about to open the damn door. On that, a bite from my bar.
Damn is this good. We definitely must produce more from that flavor. Ohh have I forgotten to mention that we also own gyms with, of course, our own equipments include protein things too.
Attention.
Right.
*Knock followed from shouting from Alessandro? When did he get here- oh right the 2 hours are over. Man, I'm really forgotten. "If you both don't open that door in the next se-" Nic opens the door and make everybody especially Alessandro jumping by his movement. Ahahahahaha now gets really interesting. Has somebody popcorn?
Alessandro
Leonardo and I arrive at home at the moment, calm again. The speaking and brainstorming with my older brothers was very helpful and I'm glad that they all always understand what I say and offer me their help instantly. Despite from private or business things.
Wow, now we get emotionally. But the day was long and nerve taking, nevertheless I'm happy that my youngest brother and my principessa are back and from the reaction from my brothers, I can say: They are more than glad too.
The last years were horrible for everybody. Not only the loose from them, I practically raise them, but also the fact that my father just gave up on us or was not 'able' to be there for us. I was fucking 15 and raised my younger brothers, and after I became 18, I got also their guardianship. From everybody. Luckily Riccardo took over the mother role because I'm since the Nes' kidnapping not able to show anybody, except of Ric, my feelings.
I checked and still check on everybody in the evening when they're asleep, to make sure that they are okay. Only then, I cry in my room. Alone. Hard and let out all my emotions. Show my weak side. Broken side.
"If you both don't open the door in the next minute, we'll break it down!" - Georgio shouts suddenly trough the whole house. I exchange one look with Leo and we hurry to the direction. Up the stairs we're welcome by the view of all our brothers in front of ... Nic' door?
Georgio, Damon and Riccardo are exactly in front of it, Valentino and Silvio are watching everything from the wall opposite the room and Damian and Niccolo are just standing in the hallway. What's going on?
I speak my thoughts out loud - "What's going on?"
Silvio walks over to us, looking relieved. "Thanks god you both are here! We listened to them in front of the door, they were laughing, it was beautiful- never mind. Suddenly we could hear "DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES, YOU LITTLE LOOSER!" Or something like that, followed by loud noises sounded like breaking and running. And now they don't answer and open the door. IT'S LOCKED! What if- What if-"
I think I've never experience Silvio so desperate. He has for everything a solution. Except for now, like it looks like.
I walk over to the door.
Georgio knocks again. No answer. He shouts - "NELIANA! NELIONO!" Still nothing. We wait and wait but nothing. Slowly I get furious and I can say Leo too. Georgio is it already.
I knock hard.
"Holy Macaroni!" - Ahhh they are still alive. We all let out a sigh of relieve. I think it's clearly that we are very protective over them - even if they maybe don't know it. But the relieve doesn't last long as they still don't open the damn door. I'm going to forbid them to lock it, what if something happen?!
I'm about to knock again when we hear a loud "DoN't RoLl YoUr EyEs!". Niccolo and Damian are instantly on chuckling, even I must control myself to not smile. That was definitely Lia' voice, full of sarcasm and imitation from Leonardo. Luckily he's not here at the moment, otherwise they would be in big trouble now.
"That must be the revenge from Lia." - Riccardo mumbles, also holding back his chuckle.
"Karmaaaaa" - Niccolo whistles while walking back next to Damian.
I shack my head in disbelieve. We have here a serious situation and both Neliana and Neliono, and Niccolo find it funny and make fun of it.
Slowly my patience is used up, I knock and shout as loud as I can - "If you both don't open that door in the next se-" Suddenly the door opens, fast, and make everybody jumping by the unexpected movement.
"Ahh! Oh gosh!" - I mumble and drive my hand trough my curled hair. Why must they open it so fast and suddenly? The door relieved Neliono' confused face. He titles his head and says trough the teeth dreadfully - "Det er 9 sinte pinnefigurer foran døren, kanskje du kan få den kongelige rumpa opp og hjelpe meg?!"(There're 9 angry looking stick figures in front of the door, maybe you can get your royal ass up and help me?!) A small voice comes back from the back of the room. "Alle 9? Absolutt ikke." (All 9? Absolutely not.) Argh. Why can't they just speak a language which we can understand too? But they seem so much in their own world that they completely forgot about us. Here at the door.
Nelio sighs, closes his eyes, and runs his hands trough his hair. Neliana stays still innocent and replies "Trenger ikke late som du ikke har lyst til å forklare, det er tross alt ikke min feil at DU er i en slik situasjon nå." (Don't have to pretend that you don't feel like explaining, after all it's not my fault that YOU are in such a situation now.) - Ahh now I can also see her, she sits up straight-
"Ahh!"
Never mind she SAT straight up on the couch end, now she's laying back on the couch, only her feets visible, because Neliono threw one of the pillows direct in her face without one more look behind himself ... yeah good. I think I mustn't say so much to it. I run a hand trough my hair - Great, if it goes on like this, my hair will look like a bird nest.
"Slay." - Niccolo stated. Leonardo, who just came and joined up, and I throw him at the same moment a 'Really?' look, he raises his arms for defense.
Only two seconds later the face of Nelia is visible again and she doesn't waste one more second with starting to speak again, but Nelio raises a finger and speaks up first.
"Unnskyld meg? Hvem var den som trodde han kunne tegne selv om han i virkeligheten er verre enn et barn?!" (Excuse me? Who was the one who thought he can draw although in reality he's worse than a child?!)
"Unnskyld meg? Hvem var det som løp gjennom hele rommet som en hvalross på crack?!" (Excuse me? Who was the one who ran trough the whole room looking like a walrus on crack?!)
"Unnskyld meg? Hvem var den som skremte meg til døde og drepte meg nesten?!" (Excuse me? Who was the one who scared me to death and murdered me nearly?!)
"Å nei ... stakkars lille Nicky Ricky Dicky gutt! Trenger han dummeren sin?" (Oh no ... poor little Nicky Ricky Dicky boy! Does he need his dummer?) - Neliana replies and even if we don't understand what she said, everybody can hear the sarcasm out of it. Neliono doesn't seem that happy about her comment and begins to walk slowly in her direction.
"What are they talking about?" - Riccardo mumbles in my left ear. "I dunno." "But we'll know it soon." - Leonardo adds and Ric and I look to him confused. He holds up is phone and stared us to be silent. Clever.
Before the whole situation here escalated, I decided to clear my throat. Both look instantly in our direction again and, of course, also put on their unreadable faces. How are they able to switch so fast? Nevertheless we could see a 'normal' action between the Nes - even if it was short and not in our direction, it makes me more than happy.
"In my office. Now."
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Moinsen wolves,
I wrote today a math test ... yeah was great *cough cough - nevertheless now it's finished and we must only write one more :)
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