Natalie Dormer as Silvia Eileen Snape
"It's just our fate, fate makes even the smartest of people do the most unpredictable things"
Gary Oldman as Sirius Black
"The word fate is another way of saying that there will never be a happy ending"
David Thewlis as Remus Lupin
"Don't make me laugh crow, you've never done a days work in your life, and padfoot does not count!"
Alan Rickman as Severus Snape
"Silv, if I had a galleon for every time you and Black had an argument, i'd be drowning in money"
Helen McCrory as Narcissa Malfoy
"Please help him Silvia, he's just a boy"
Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy
"I'm scared, Silvia"
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
"Learn to lock the doors! I'm scarred for life!"
Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
"Silvia, how can you put up with someone THAT dramatic?"
Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley
"What? I'm hungry"
James and Oliver Phelps as Fred and George Weasley
"Lookin' good Silvy"
Rest of the cast as themselves