Kreek: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Mrbooshot: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Hyper: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Megan: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Jackeryz : ...put it away.
Thinknoodles: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page.
Thinknoodles: But it's the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die".
Dexter: That's not even clever.
Sketch: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Lego: Even better!
Sketch: What the fuck did you-
Lego: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Hyper: Hey, aren't you Seedeng?
Seedeng: You a cop?
Hyper: No.
Seedeng: Then yes, I am.
Ashley: Just be yourself.
Leah: Really? Ashley, I have one day to win over Briana's parents.
Leah: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Chloegames: Couple of weeks.
Cari: Six months.
Ikeas: Jury's still out.
Leah: See Ashley? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Tanqr: Can you keep a secret?
Poke: Do you know anything about my life?
Tanqr: No, I don't. Good point.
Devoun, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Dj: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Denis: Ladies, gentlemen and Russo, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Nightfoxx: A llama?
Denis: No.
Nightfoxx: A baby llama?
Denis: No!
Nightfoxx: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Denis: NO!
Kaden: I wish I could help you, but I shorn't.
Sketch: Kaden, please!
Kaden: What part of shorn't don't you understand?
Poke: Any questions?
Minitoon: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Poke: Uh, a plan, duh...
Steak: Minitoon, chill, I know it's weird, but Poke has a point.
Minitoon:
Minitoon: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
Jake: Kreek, I need some advice.
Kreek: You need advice from ME?
Jake: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
Poke: They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Digito: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
Steak: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Temprist: What the fuck?
Woozlo: They're having an idea.
Thinknoodles: *Locks Woozlo in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Woozlo: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Poke: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Sketch: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Hyper: Are you a cuddler?
Peetah: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Hyper:
Peetah: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Bandi: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Preston: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Bandi: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Preston: Oh, no, I do.
Bandi: Well, what is it?
Preston: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.
Leah: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
Kidnapper: We have your child
Tanqr: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Tanqr: Oh god, you have Mrbooshot
Redninja: *walks into the room*
Peetah: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Sketch: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Minitoon: I have issues.
Denis: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Minitoon: With you.
*At a bank teller window*
Poke, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Hyper: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Poke: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Hyper: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
Denko: What does "take out" mean?
Poke: Food.
Ominous : Dating.
Leah: Murder.
Tanqr: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Nightfoxx: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Denis: Pinkleaf told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
Preston: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Hyper: This unmitigated poppycock?
Seedeng: Extravagant hogwash!
Preston: Okay, stop.
Tanqr: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.
Tanqr: Anyways, you said Timmeh is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
Coeptus: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
Russo: *sneaking in through their window*
Sabrina: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Russo: I was with Dj?
Dj: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
Leah, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Ashley: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Dani: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Amber: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Leah: I hate all of you.
Peetah: Thank God you were there, Keyin. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Keyin: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Peetah: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting then out of their shell.
Cari: You're an idiot.
Lana: That's the charm.
Pinkleaf : When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Timmeh: Make lemonade!
Pinkleaf : No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
Mrbooshot: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Mrbooshot: Violently practices.
Sanna: Violently studies.
Chase : Violently sleeps.
Jandel: Violently shoots pictures.
Dexter: Violently boxes.
Leah: Violently murders people.
Chase : Violently worries about the previous statement.