Ever see one of those old movies where the private eye wakes up after being knocked out cold? He always says the same thing. "Ugh. Where am I?" Okay, so it's not exactly original, but it's true. I have no idea where I am. Is this an operating room? Torture chamber? TV game show? The last thing I remember, I was battling a bunch of street thugs with Casey and Jamey. Okay, definitely not the game show. -Raph
In New York, In The Lair
Splinter lights a candle and turns to face the turtles. The turtles were all balancing on thin bamboo poles that were set up on a mat in the middle of the lair. "My students, tonight our training shall focus on combining two essential disciplines: The way of balance..." Splinter said to them then he claps, turning off the lights. "And the way of invisibility." Splinter said to them. "Dudes." Mikey said while looking at Cheyenne and Donnie. "Did you put in the clapper?" Mikey asks the two while Splinter goes up to Mikey and whacks him in the hand with his stick. "Ow!" Mikey said as he rubs his head. "Michelangelo, the way of invisibility also includes the way of silence. I suggest you employ both if you wish to avoid my walking stick." Splinter said then he turns around and does a flip to another post. Splinter lands near Leo and tries to hit him, but Leo flips it and lands his feet on the post he was on and a post near it. Donnie tries attacking Splinter but Splinter ducks it, and Donnie lands on another post. Splinter turns to the sisters to see the four have not moved from their bamboo poles while Mikey flips around and lands on a bamboo pole. Mikey looks around and claps, turning on the lights and Mikey sees that Splinter is right in front of him. "Peekaboo, I see you." Mikey said making Tasneem laugh a little. Mikey turns to her and smiles at her, Tasneem smiles back at him but Mikey can see she was looking at something behind him. Mikey turns around just in time to be hit by Splinter's walking stick. Mikey falls off balance as he nearly falls all the way off. "Hey, don't I at least get points for creativity?" Mikey asks Splinter. "A creative mind must be balanced by a disciplined body." Splinter said to him then he claps to turn off the lights. "We must learn stillness and alertness, for they are the only defense against the unexpected." Splinter said to them then Jamey jumps over to Splinter. Splinter dodged her attack only for Tasneem to grab onto his arms from behind while Cheyenne takes Splinter's walking stick. Jesse then points one of Leo's swords that she grabbed in the dark at Splinter. "Did we win?" Tasneem asks Splinter from behind him. "Yes, good work." Splinter said to them as the elevator opens it was Casey wearing his mask and he was unable to see with all the lights off.
"Hey, guys?" Casey calls out as he hits the bamboo poles causing the turtles and Splinter to fall over. "Uh oh." Casey said to himself while Mikey was checking up on Tasneem who landed on her head. Splinter angrily turns around to him then Splinter leaps up and knocks Casey down. The turtles turn the lights back on and run up to Splinter. "Master Splinter, no! He's okay!" Leo yelled as the turtles run over to them. "Sensei, this is Casey. The nutca-uh the guy we told you about." Donnie said to him. "You remember. The igilant-vay?" Tasneem asks Splinter. "We figured it'd be okay to give him access to the lair. You know, for emergencies and stuff." Raph said to Splinter who gets up from Casey. Jamey helps Casey up then Splinter bows in respect. "Please forgive my rash action." Splinter said to Casey. "No problemo." Casey said to him while he removes his mask to show his face to Splinter. "Although next time..." Splinter said to him while he points his stick at Casey's head. "You would be wise to heed the ancient Japanese proverb phone first." Splinter said to him then he walks away from Casey. "Whoa!" Casey said as he takes a look around in the lair before looking at Jamey and Raph. "Your crib's even more awesome than you two said." Casey said to them as he accidentally kicks a bamboo pole, to Splinter's annoyance. "You didn't come all the way down here for the nickel tour." Raph said to him while Jesse walks over to Splinter and she helps him pick up bamboo poles. "What's the 411 street-side?" Jamey asks him while Leo watches Jesse help Splinter. "Graffiti. It's everywhere. All over town." Casey said to them making all the turtles confused. "And I think I speak for everyone in the room when I say, duh." Mikey said to him while Jesse walks over to them after helping Splinter. "We're New Yorkers, Casey. We've seen graffiti before." Cheyenne said to him. "Uh uh. Not this kind." Casey said to them and he holds up a picture of the graffiti drawing of a sword stabbing 8 turtles. "I thinks somebody's trying to send you a message." Casey said to them making Tasneem take the picture from Casey. "Blech! Talk about getting the point!" Mikey yelled while Jesse looks at the picture from her sister's hands. "Do all the tags look like this?" Jesse asks Casey. "Some are a little more graphic." Casey said to her then he sees the Sword of Tengu. "Hey, cool sword. Looks just like the one in the graffiti." Casey said to them then he walks over to the sword. "Casey, no!" Donnie yelled but it was too late, Casey tries grabbing the sword and he gets electrocuted and sent into a bookcase. "Remind me, who's idea was it to invite him down here?" Jesse asks Leo as the turtles and Splinter walk over to Casey. "I thank you for this information, Mr. Jones, but now we must return to our training." Splinter said to him as the group leads Casey to the door. "Wait, don't you guys wanna put the smack-down on the scum who did this?" Casey asks them. "Well, yeah. But it smells way too much like a set-up." Tasneem said to him. "Someones just trying to get under our shells." Donnie said to him. "Why should we stoop to their level?" Cheyenne asks Casey who pulls out a bat. "But this is a matter of honor! What about all that bushidoodoo stuff you guys always talk about?" Casey asks them. "That's Bushido." Leo said to him. "Which has nothing to do with payback for a bunch of nasty wall doodles." Jesse said to him. "Sorry, Case. I gotta go with my bros on this one." Raph said to him making Casey look over at Jamey. "And you?" Casey asks her. "I gotta side with my sisters." Jamey said to him. "Oh man!" Casey said as he puts his bat away and was about to leave when he spotted the huge t.v set up that was in the turtles living room. "Say..." Casey said as he runs over to the t.v setup and he sits on the couch. "So what's on the tune?" Casey asks as he starts eating pizza while the turtles look on bewildered.
Later in the lair, Casey was well being Casey. Tasneem, Mikey, and Casey were watching tv while eating pizza. "So, you want to try cooking?" Mikey asks Tasneem who nods a little. "Why not, I think it would be fun and I can learn something I wanted to try." Tasneem said to him. "Maybe I can help you in the kitchen sometime." Mikey said to her. "Sure, that sounds fun." Tasneem said to him as Mikey reaches for the last slice of pizza, but Casey quickly grabs it, much to his displeasure. "That was the last one." Mikey said to Tasneem who rubs his shoulder. Leo and Jesse walk over to them while Casey goes through a box of DVDs. "Woo, sure is getting, uh, late." Leo said to Casey while Jesse turns off the TV. "These the only DVDs you got?" Casey asks them making Mikey stand up. "Yeah. In fact, why don't you borrow some and bring them back." Mikey said to him then Casey hands the box to Mikey. "That's okay." Casey said to him as he walks over to the DVD player. "I'll just watch them here." Casey said to him while he starts hitting the "Stop" button. "Come on, eject, eject." Casey said angrily while Mikey, Tasneem, Jesse, and Leo were watching him. "You useless piece of-" Casey said then he kicks the player and breaks it. Mikey hides behind Tasneem while Jesse and Leo look at Casey. "Uh, think your player's broken." Casey said to them. "Uh no problem, I'll fix it. In the morning." Donnie said to him from where he was sitting with Cheyenne at a table. "Whatcha working on?" Casey asks as he walks over to Donnie and Cheyenne. "Boring stuff." Cheyenne said to him while Donnie covers his work with his body. "Really really boring stuff." Donnie said to him. "Right, nerds like boring things." Casey said to them then he turns to see Raph and Jamey training together. "Hey, guys!" Casey calls them making Jamey and Raph look at him. "Let's wrestle!" Casey yelled as he knocks over Raph while Jamey jumps out of the way. "LET GO, BONE HEAD!" Raph yelled as the two rolled around on the floor. Everyone watches the two wrestle and trash-talk each other until Splinter places his walking stick in front of them. "Raphael, normally I discourage excursions to the surface, but I think it wise to take our "guest" for a breath of fresh air." Splinter said to Raph while the other turtles walks over to them. "Topside? I'm all over it." Raph said to him as he stands up. "Booya!" Casey yelled while he jumps up. "Come on, you maniacs." Jamey said to Raph and Casey as she runs away to the exit. "Maniac? Who are you calling a maniac?" Casey asks her while he and Raph follow her. "And that's how they defeated The Thing That Wouldn't Leave." Mikey said to the others making Tasneem laugh a little.
On The Surface
Raph, Jamey, and Casey were flipping across rooftops. "Nimrod!" Raph yelled at Casey making Jamey look at the two. "Lightweight!" Casey yelled back at Raph. "Gak-faces!" Jamey yelled as the three stopped and Casey hears something nearby. "Spray paint?" Casey said to himself. "Spray paint?" Jamey asks Casey. "What kind of lame trash-talk is that?" Raph asks him. "No, listen." Casey said to them, the three look down from the roof they were on and see two thugs making a purple tag of a dragon devouring eight turtles while a third thug keeps watch. Jamey, Raph, and Casey drop down in between them. "Hello, boys." Jamey said to them while standing in between Casey and Raph. "We're the Neighborhood Clean and Green. Doing our part to stamp out taggers." Jamey said to them then a thug comes at Raph with a chain. Raph dodges it and kicks the thug aside. One with pipes for a weapon goes for Jamey who simply kicked the purple dragon into a wall. "Dude, you're totally stealing my act." Casey said to a thug who was holding two baseball bats. As they're fighting, the third thug ducks behind a dumpster and calls someone on his phone. "We got them." He said then he was grabbed by Raph who throws him against the wall.
"Piece of cake." Casey said to them. "Don't be so sure. Phone boy called for backup." Raph said to him while Jamey sees two Foot Tech Ninjas drop down from rooftops. "And here it comes." Jamey said to them as the ninjas land in front of them. "Whoa! Those things aren't human." Casey said to them. "In case you haven't noticed, neither do we." Jamey said to him while Raph spun a sai in his hand. They charge at the ninjas, but the ninjas turn invisible. "Where'd they go?" Casey asks them and it was quiet for a few seconds. Then suddenly, the three of them were knocked back far to the end of the alley. "They must have some kind of, what do you call it, cloaking device." Raph said to them. "Cloaking device? What are they, Klingons?" Jamey joked before being picked up by an invisible ninja and thrown into the wall beside her. "Jamey!" Raph shouted and ran to go help her but was grabbed by the foot ninja. Casey takes the spray paint and covers the ninja with it, exposing it. Casey then hits the ninja with his hockey stick, causing him to drop Raph and one of his orange eye devices to fall off. Raph runs over to Jamey and he helps her up. "You okay?" Raph asks her while extending a hand to her. "Dizzy, but I am fine." Jamey said to him as he takes Raph's hand. Raph pulls her up with a bit too much force, so when Jamey got to her feet she was about to fall forward. Raph uses his free arm to wrap around Jamey's waist and shell and he pulls Jamey close to him. The two were speechless as they stared into each other's eyes. "A little help here, love birds!" Casey yelled while he was trying hitting the ninja with his hockey stick again, but it breaks as the ninja blocks it. "We are not love birds!" Jamey yelled as she runs over to him and she kicked the ninja back away from Casey. "Ya, not love birds...yet." Raph said to himself before joining in the fight again. The other fully invisible ninja managed to kick Raph and Jamey back into a construction set. Casey tried to hit the partly invisible ninja with a hockey stick again but it broke on impact. "Uh-oh." Casey said to himself then he was tossed into some scaffolding, knocking them all out.
The ninjas turn visible again and drag out Jamey, Raph, and Casey. "Target apprehended." One of the ninjas said while holding Raph and Jamey. "What about him?" The other ninja asks as he pointed to Casey. "Just leave him to us." A thug said standing with the other two thugs. "It's payback time." The thug said as the two ninjas carried Raph and Jamey away as the purple dragons surround Casey and get ready to hit him with their weapons. "Psych!" Casey yelled while sitting up and he sprays paint into their eyes, blinding them. Casey then runs away but quickly grabs the orange eye from one of the ninjas before running back to the sewer.
Sometime later, Raph wakes strapped to a table with a bright light on him and Jamey was nowhere in his sight. "Ugh. Where am I?" Raph asks himself as a machine with spikes poking him numerous times. "Hey! Watch where you're poking those things! When I get outta here, I'm gonna-" Raph said as Hun appears next to him holding one of Raph's sai. "This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?" Hun asks him. "Yo momma." Raph said to him making Hun throws both sai at each side of his head. "I'm sorry." Hun said while pulling out both sai. "I didn't quite hear you." Hun said then he throws them onto a table and picks up Raph and Jamey's shell cells. "You know, I get a little clumsy when people don't answer my questions." Hun said to him then he crushed both shell cells between his fingers. Hun then turns Raph around and he can see Jamey, who was unconscious and laying on the floor with a pool full of blood around her head. "Jamey!" Raph yelled as he turned to break the straps but they were locked in. "She had a rather rude attitude, and I did not like it." Hun said to him making Raph turn to him and he notices Hun's Purple Dragon tattoo. "Hey, nice tat. Purple Dragon or just some big ugly chicken?" Raph asks him making Hun grab Raph's head and pulls the light closer to him. "Let's start with "Just exactly what kind of freak are you anyway?" Hun said to him while moving the light closer to Raph's face.