"So dazai"
"Yes~? Ranpo-kun?" he looked over as the male came closer "What do you need?"
"You have your mafia phone still right?" Everyone perked up as he stiffen a bit "I thought it be interesting to see... No, learn more. It will be a group activity since you made us suffer"
"Well~ I don't know... I didn't really use it for anything..."
"Keep making excuses and i think something else"
"FINNEEE~ But the screens busted so we have to hook it to my computer"
"and why is it busted?"
"Cause i threw against the wall Kunikida? what do you think happened?"
The room became quiet as he took it out, hooking it up. He was right though, the cracks on the screens clearly showed it wasn't functional to touch. Yosano then gasped getting attention while it was booting up-
"How about we used the projector? It be easier then crowding around the small screen"
"That sounds like a good idea!" Dazai spoke up standing with it "There isn't anything embarrassing regardless"
"No but that means there's things such as videos and images"
"Shush... It is not of me I believe..."
"Is a mister fancy hat gonna be on it?" Kenji was excited as usual "You guys were friends right?"
"Hmm~ I wouldn't consider my dog that but you can say that"
They all went into the room and Dazai went connecting it with kunikida. The boss even came in after seeing they all disappeared; it was too quite was why. He only smirked sitting down too which dazai grumbled about. He would know some things is why... The group wasn't surprised he had a neutral background and such; its the mafia, better that way-
"I forget you are actually organized somtimes" Kunikida stared at the folders "And mori doesn't even care?"
"Nope. Not like it will cause any issues... But if i did, i would be man hunted" a nofication came up "Ah shit, i forgot i was... Ignore the mafia chats. Mori still hasn't kicked me out of them so lets just mute them and head to the gallery like ya wanted"
They understood that much; it was their private work stuff. It would case too much drama if they knew things or saw anything. The gallery loaded to images of younger chuuya making dazai scroll instantly to the bottom, not caring about the looks. The president laughed though knowing the bond-
"videos? click that one-"
"the third? Ranpo-"
"Do it! I have a good feeling"
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"Come on you two" the camera was holded by someone else pointing it at the two arguing "This isn't the time to argue"
"Hes lucky i even agreed" Younger, 16, chuuya huffed wacking the smaller dazais head "Stupid bandage bastard..."
"My dog is so cruel! Biting back at his owner!"
"WHY YOU!"
"BOYS-"
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"Ahhh... That brought back memories.. Odasaku really did have to deal with us.."
"You look so much more... emo" Atsushi got a hurtful gasp "I know understand why Akutagawa is the way he is"
"Thats cruel!" Ranpo pressed on another "HEY-"
-
"Look at this" Dazai voice came in from behind the camera "a wild slug beautified by kids"
"Shove off" He rolled his eyes "Its just flowers Yumeno and Elise did... You literally have a flower crown on"
"Hmm~ True chibi... Where did they go?"
"over there in the fields.. Why are you recording me again Dazai?" Chuuya gave him a small smile making dazais hand come into view pushing the face "You mother..."
"Disgusting! Dont make that face at me again!"
"COME HERE YOU ASSHOLE-"
Chuuya charged at the male and the phone went flying. It caught an images of the two scruffling on the ground on the grass. It went landing face up to the sky-
"You really cant let anything go huh?"
"Says the boy attached to a sheep"
"You are literally pinning a suicidal boy"
"Oh fuck off! Stop making it sound weirder then it is!"
"Ew, are they flirting?" A smaller Q came into view "They better not be"
"It is okay Q... I gave up on figuring that out. Hm?" Elise went picking the phone up "Ahh, seems dazai-san was recording him again"
-
The room stayed silent as Dazai went looking through the gallery. The grin dazai had made none of them want to comment. The boy then froze at an image of him sleeping on odasakus lap; Oda was gone too. Chuuyas reflection in a mirror could be seen. Right, he took it for Dazai-
"Dazai-san? You okay?"
"A-ah yeah... I forgot this photo was on here..."
"Sorry Dazai" Ranpo spoke "If only..."
"It's nothing we can do... I wouldn't be here if he didn't die" Dazai then clicked another vid "Baby aku!"
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"D-dazai-san? Why are you recording me?"
"Ignore him" Chuuya huffed "Pay attention to me. We, well me, are teaching you to cook. You want Gin to grow didn't you?"
"Yeah... I'd rather have her not worry about all of it..."
"Like an older brother should. He can't cook for shit so that's why i am here... Hes only recording for payback"
"Sounds like Dazai-san.. What are we making?"
"A simple dinner with a side of a dessert. You two like sweets right? Orphans i knew did since it was a luxury"
"Yes. Dazai-san usually buys me some when i do a good job"
"Doesn't chibi like sweets too?"
"Depends but yes. I can handle bitter stuff too... Why do you think i enjoy wine?"
"That's true! I will be taste testing so try your best Akutagawa!"
The video continued with chuuya cooking and telling him about it. Aku was making his own after chuuya done his part and it continued. Dazai even appeared to mess with chuuya sometimes which a utensil met his head... It wrapped up with them finishing the plates and chuuya rubbing the blushing boys head.
-
"Okay, that was adorable"
"Chuuya is just better with kids since he raised and looked out for a lot of them" Atsushi smiles at the chuckle of his mentor "Which one.."
"Wait wait! Go back-"
"Hm? what is it Yosano?"
"Those"
She pointed at the set of images of Dazai and Chuuya. One with them sleeping on each other holding hands, Dazai and Chuuya at an aquarium; chuuya was pulling him along pointing smiling, The two looking up at stars fingers interlocked on the ground smiling, Chuuya carrying Dazai arguing it looks like and one with Dazai carrying a passed out chuuya.
"Hirostu" He clicked his teeth "Always taking unneeded pictures"
"You took pictures of mister fancy hat smiling! It's so pretty!"
"One of the slugs, pretty traits i suppose... He really did smile a lot.."
"Possibly cause he was happy you were in his life?"
"ew, stop" Dazai got laughter for the comment "Never kunikida... OH MY GOD, I FORGOT ABOUT MAID CHUUYA-"
"... Do we even want to know?"
"Relax Kunikida... It was a bet he lost. Koyo-san in the video too... Actually i just had a great idea"
"Oh no"
"Do it-"
Those two reactions went about the button he clicked to share; they ignored the chat names and why he had so many. He sent it to the black lizards + Koyo chat grinning... It didn't take long until it was blown with notifications-
Akutagawa: ....
Kouyou: YOU STILL HAVE IT!?! OH MY-
Hirostu: Chuuya-san is gonna kill yo Dazai-san
Tachihara: NAUH YOU DIDN'T-
Dazai: Just revisted the gallery with the team. Akutagawa be happy-
Gin: I want-
Akutagawa: Thank you for not sending those and no gin
Higuchi: I WANT YOUNGER SEMPAI VIDS-
{ *chuuya is typing* }
Tachihara: THE DEMON HAS ARRIVED-
Dazai: OH SHIT BYE BYE-
Akutagawa: Hes gonna appear at your door step
"did... did he just joke?" Atsushi shivered "I cant..."
"Hes different when with people hes close to i suppose" Kyouka hums "I mean... It is still very weird for me too so don't worry"
Chuuya: Dazai Osamu, I hope you know i also have things and aren't afraid to publish them. I suggest you get the fuck off right now before i really do show up and drag you
Tachihara: NOT THE FULL NAME-
Kouyou: I will be waiting for the funeral
hirostu: You boys...
Dazai: Yes sir ;-;
Chuuya: That's what i thought. Now if i find anyone besides Ane-san having that video, gravity will pay you a visit"
All: Understood Sir
Dazai: Kouyou, i can give you other things if you like
Kouyou: I will happily take them in private later. I know you have a lot since you took a lot of chuuya
Dazai: Exposing me? How cruel. I already got looks from the ADA
Tachihara: Thats hella fruity
Akutagawa: Neither of them are gonna acknowledge that
Chuuya: Nobody said do what you do with that camera. Now leave
Dazai: Chibi is so cruel... Look how cute you were back then though *dazai attached a video*
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"Hahaha! You are so stupid!"
"Heh" Their hands intertwined could be seen "chibi is smiling at me again"
"Oh shut up... Why do you always record?"
"Hmmm... Blackmail"
"uh huh" He rolled his eyes "I will let you go and fall"
"Nooo!" Dazai camera showed they were at a roller rink; the flags could be seen "We aren't near the wall!"
"Thats what i thought.. Turn it off already so we can have fun Osamu"
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Chuuya: Okay, i don't need a trip to the memory lane... Actually, i have a video of you busting your ass
Dazai: I'm gone. Don't you dare-
Chuuya: LMAO
Kouyou: It is a good thing for partners to be close. Still shocked me sometimes on what you two did though
Higuchi: Its nice hearing about our executive history
"alright!" Dazai got off the chat "Since that's done.. I think we all can go back to work"
"Fruity"
"Really Ranpo?" he chuckled "But we aren't like that"
"Oh? Then scroll up"
"why do" He went to do so before realizing, stopping "I think this is done"
"Nah, nah" Yosano grinned "Scroll up"
"Dazai" The president shook his head "Its okay"
"Not you too... Just cause you know more doesnt mean hype them"
"You guys werent official so its not a big deal" Dazai groaned at the gasp that came around as the president continued, "see?"
"I hate you all" He went turning it off and from the projector and putting the phone away "Me and Chuuya weren't like that at all"
"I am getting we have fucked before" Dazai just left the room with his stuff which Ranpo cheered, "HA! CALLED IT-"
"I.. I rather not know this information" Atsushi got agreeance from a few "His love life is his love life"
"Says the bisexual boy who cant get no bitches"
"Yosano" Atsushi was gonna say something "Nevermind.."
"Atsushi" Kyouka gave him a look "you..."
"NO NO! It wasn't like that! I was gonna argue but shes not wrong plus, I am questioning my sexuality again"
"Oh... I was gonna say... You don't seem like a sexually active person"
"Who besides dazai seems sexually active to you?"
"....."
"Actually, i don't want to know by that look"
"If i say ranpo is one would you believe me?" The detective went choking on his candy as they all stared "You cant tell me him and Poe don't give those vibes"
"I can't even argue with you on it"
"Atsushi!" Dazai yelled "YOU LITERALLY KISSED- DAZAI SHUT UP"
"...."
"How did looking at history turn into this?" He groaned face planting into the table "AND THAT KISS WAS ACCIDENTAL DO TO HOW WE FELL! YOU KNOW THIS-"
The End
(sorry for mistakes)