The Peter Parker from this Universe just got off the phone with J. Jonah Jameson to lure the villains to you. Before that, you all assigned names.
Younger Peter: Okay, guys. It could be any minute now.
Older Peter: Yup. Almost done.
Peter: You know, Max was, like... the sweetest guy ever. Before he fell into a... pool of electric eels.
Older Peter: That'll do it.
Peter: All the things I wish I could've done things differently.
Older Peter: Well, to have a second chance.
The Older Peter leans against a nearby steel bar
Older Peter: And there it goes...
Peter: You okay?
Older Peter: It's just... my back. It's kind of stiff from all the... swinging, I guess.
Peter: Oh, yeah, no, I got a middle back pain, too.
Older Peter: Really?
Peter: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
Older Peter: Yeah. That would be great.
Peter: You ready?
He picks up the Older Peter's back and cracks it.
Older Peter: Yeah. That's good.
Peter: How is it?
Older Peter: Wow. That's good.
Peter: Right?
Older Peter: That's better. Yeah. Wow.
Peter: God, this is so cool. I always wanted brothers. We should do this again. Like, all hang out.
Y/N: It's nice.
Older Peter: We should maybe focus on...
Peter: ...on not getting killed tonight.
Older Peter: Yes.
Peter: For sure yeah. That's a good idea. I'll just grab all of your numbers at the end, of battle.
Older Peter: You got it.
Peter: So, you like make your own web fluid in your body?
Older Peter: I'd rather not talk about this.
Peter: No, I don't mean to...
Older Peter: Are you teasing me?
Younger Peter: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Y/N: He's not teasing you.
Younger Peter: It's just that... We can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
Peter: If it's personal, I don't wanna pry. I just think it's cool.
Older Peter: No. I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it... Like I don't... Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
Peter: Whoa.
Older Peter: It's like when it releases. It's like a clean release.
Y/N: Can I ask something?
Older Peter: Yeah.
Y/N: Is it like, when you think it, it webs. You know what I mean?
Older Peter: That's a good way to put it.
Y/N: Cause we have a mechanism.
Older Peter: Right.
Y/N: But for you is it like, 'Web'. And it webs.
Older Peter: Not even conscious at this point.
Y/N: It's just like riding a bike.
Older Peter: Yeah.
Younger Peter: Like, does it just come out of your wrists, or... Does it come out off anywhere else?
Older Peter: Only... only the wrists.
Peter: You never had to web block? Cause I run out of webs all the time. I had to make my own lab. And it's a hassle.
Older Peter: That sounds like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually, as you said that. I was like, oh... I had a web block.
Peter: W-Why?
Older Peter: Existential crisis stuff.
Peter: Yeah, don't get me started on that.
Older Peter: I'm not sure what to say. It's just a natural thing. It just happens. I don't know.
Peter: It's pretty cool man. I wanna see the holes.
Younger Peter: Hey, what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
Older Peter: Seems you've met some of them.
Peter: That's a good question.
Older Peter: I fought a... an alien... made out of black goo once.
Younger Peter: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
Older Peter: Oh.
Younger Peter: Yeah. He was purple.
Peter: I wanna fight an alien.
Y/N: Me too.
Older Peter: I'm, I'm still, like... that you fought an alien, in space. I'm almost simultaneously really stunned by the fantastical nature of these things. And it's also just like, Yeah.
Y/N: Monday. It's just a Monday. I fought a guy who pretended to be Spider-Man once, did crime and everything. Jonah really loved that time.
Older Peter: I'm sure he did.
Peter: I'm lame. Like, I fought a Russian guy in a, like, a rhinoceros machine.
Y/N: That's cool:
Peter: No it's not.
Older Peter: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you're not.
Peter: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
Older Peter: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know...
Peter: Yeah, listen...
Older Peter: Please... You're... You're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Older Peter: You... You are amazing.
Peter: I guess I am.
Older Peter: You are amazing.
Peter: Thank you.
Older Peter: Will you say it?
Peter: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.
*Tingle*
Younger Peter: Alright guys, focus up. Can you feel that?
Older Peter: Yeah.