Serpent's Hand: Where is GOC?
Chaos Insurgency: I'll do you one better, who is GOC??
Foundation: Here's a better question, why is GOC?
GOC: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Foundation: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Chaos Insurgency: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Serpent's Hand: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Chaos Insurgency: So Foundation was just using me?
Serpent's Hand: I'm sorry, Chaos Insurgency.
GOC, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Chaos Insurgency:
Serpent's Hand: Ok, that's a time-out.
GOC: No, I was just trying to-
Serpent's Hand: Go sit over there!
GOC: *walks away in defeat*
GOC: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Foundation: Homicide.
Serpent's Hand: Murder.
Chaos Insurgency: Homiecide.
Chaos Insurgency: *tapping fingers on table*
GOC: *taps fingers back furiously*
Foundation: ...What's going on?
Serpent's Hand: Morse code. They're talking.
Chaos Insurgency: *Aggressivly tapping*
GOC: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Damn Feds: What makes you all smile?
Alpha-9: Friends and Family.
Hammer Down: Snacks.
Pony Express: Victory and success.
Samsara: Face muscles.
Deep Feeders: We're kind of missing something guys.
White Rabbits: Cohesion?
Fire Eaters: Teamwork?
Red Herrings: A general sense of what we're doing?
Gardeners: And Pest Control is not here.
White Rabbits: Oh, and that, yeah.
Ara Orun: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
See No Evil: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Ara Orun: Three of us saw it, Eta-10. How do you explain that?
See No Evil: *points at Savage Beasts* Sleep deprivation. *points at Alpha-9* Paranoia. *points
at Omega-7* Delusional personality disorder.
Angle Grinders: Look guys, I need help.
One Star Reviewers: Love help?
Highest Bidders: Financial help?
Debuggers: Emotional help?
Skynet: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Skynet*
Skynet: What?
Front Runners: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Sixteen Tons: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Asimov's Lawbringers: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Mole Rats: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Ghostbusters: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Village Idiots: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
City Slickers: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
The Silencers: I kicked Home Improvement in the shin-
Home Improvement: -So I kicked The Silencers between the legs.
Achilles Heel: I burned a town down.
Village Idiots: What?!
Home Improvement: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Achilles Heel: A lot of things.
The Silencers: No shit.
NTF: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Maz Hatters: ...We're on the ground floor.
NTF: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
*NTF is fighting an SCP*
Maz Hatters: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
NTF: The power to believe in myself!?
Maz Hatters: No, a knife! Stab it!
Omega-1: If karma doesn't hit you, I freaking will.
Alpha-1, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.