"Tee Heeeeee! Oh I love puss in boots...I mean-"
I take it back.
"Oh he calls me princessa!!"
He did.
"Puss would never leave me!"
He would.
"Because Im.."
please...
"PRINCESS FELINE!!!!"
Ah...yes that- that is me, princess feline, I've only lost two lives in uh- what was it...ah! When they dropped me off my castle! First death! And then uh...when Puss left me- for...an adventure.
But aye! I am still here, i am still Princess feline. Anyways, I should probably end it here cause nothing interesting is-
"PRINCESS!!"
"Yes?" I asked the guard intrigued, I was never interrupted unless it was something oh so important.
"The last shooting star...there's a map!" I could feel my lips curve into a smile, oh I could wish for anything.
"Oh my! Do you have this map??"
"Well...we- we need you to get it." My ears flopped down, I haven't been on an adventure since Puss left me. I shook my head at the guard.
"Well then." I smiled at them and popped my knuckles. "Where shall I start?"
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"Higher!!" I shouted pointing to the guards.
"Yes ma'am. Anything special happening?" They asked me and I simply nodded.
"An adventure." I grabbed my sword with the gems lined up around it. "A long one."