HALLO
I AM, A PROFESsIOnaL ASIAN DISAPPONTMENT-
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READ THESE VERY COOL SCENARIOS
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1. Sitting on eachother's lap at school (shamelessly)
Ah yes, you spot an unsuspecting Scara in the distance, playing around with his phone as usual. Thank goodness its breaktime. You march over to him, and look at him dead in the eyes. His phone is in his hands, he's arguing with Tartaglia in his Insta DMs. (As usual)
"Move your arms," you demand.
He's absolutely done with you. Instead of questioning why or what, your boyfriend obliges, and moves his arms to the left, his phone still in his hands. He's determined to win that argument.
Now that his hands are out of the way, you sit on his lap. Honestly, where's your shame? I mean, there's no one in the classroom, but still!
"Oi, look at that meme I sent you," you say, a little annoyed at the lack of attention you're getting from him.
He notices the fact that you want attention, and gives it to you right away. (By right away, I mean, right after sending Tartaglia this text: "L+ratio+ripbozo+maidenless+touchgrass+urmom+ginger+edsheeranfromwalmart")
He wraps his left arm around your waist, and rests his head on your left shoulder. He extends his right arm, with his phone in hand. He sighs and asks,
"Which one?"
"All of them," you say.
"More than 90+ messages... Did you send me your entire fyp or what?" He says, a little annoyed.
"Yeah."
He was annoyed, initially, but he couldn't say no to you, so he goes through every meme you sent him. Eventually, he starts laughing more and more, everytime he saw a new meme. You both have the same humour after all.
"Heh. Thats funny."
(Here's a meme you sent him)
[one unread message from "childe": Atleast my mom loves me]
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2. Sharing lunch
Scaramouche is a VERY picky eater. But he likes the food you bring for lunch (because its made by YOUUU). You often catch him stealing it from your bag.
One day, during lunch break, he didn't bring his food as usual.
"This brat.."
"HEY," you yell at him.
"Do you want to drop dead? Bring something for yourself to eat, you can't just survive on doritos."
You sigh in disappointment.
"Here."
You hand him some cash which you had on you.
"Go buy something from that canteen over there."
He looks at the money, and looks back at you.
"Keep it to yourself."
"No," you retort back.
"I dont like the canteen's food, I want yours," he says, pouting.
"I'll pay you if you want."
"Why is he so cute?" you think to yourself.
"I don't want money, what I want is for you to eat properly," you say.
"I dont like the food I cook idiot."
"..."
You open your lunch bag, and take out a spoon.
"Say ahh."
"Huh?"
You were feeding him your lunch now.
His cheeks and ears are bright red now.
He hesitantly opens his mouth.
Aaaand you spoonfeed him.
You feed him your lunch, the whole time, he was trying to avoid eye contact.
He's enjoying this very much though, despite being very embarassed.
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Later that day, he felt very guilty for eating half of your lunch, so he bought you a crap ton of your favourite snacks and sweets.
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3. Random, and out of context text messages you sent eachother.
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[scarabara<3]
whats up baby gorilla <333
girl*
[You]
?????
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[You]
SCARA
SCARA
SCARA
BABYGIRL
SCARA
SCARA
DUDE CAN YOU RESPOND??????
[scarabara<3]
WHAT
WHAT IS IT
sigh what happened
[You]
DID U HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF 😟😟
[scarabara<3]
no 🗿
which italian chef
[You]
he pasta way 😟
[scarabara<3]
🗿
(Y/n) ily but
but
im not doing comissions with you anymore <333
goodbye.
[You]
WAIT NOOOOO BBG
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(texts from scaramouche's POV)
[babygirl]
[You]
💀💀💀
hey
enough spamming memes
go to sleep we have school tomorrow idiot
[babygirl]
but-
[You]
no buts
go to sleep idiot its past 12
you'll be tired tomorrow bbg :^
[babygirl]
awwwee us scarabara concerned?? 😍😍🥰😍🥶🥰🥶🥰😋
is*
[You]
...
YES I AM CONCERNED
remember that last time u didnt sleep?
u dozed off and ur head fell face flat on ur table 💀
lmao
[babygirl]
SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
[You]
lol no make me
drink water before you sleep
and take care of yourself
i have smtg cool to show you tomorrow
seeeya
[babygirl]
FINE UGH
I HATE U
[You]
i love u too bbg
[babygirl]
sHUT
[You]
GIRL I SAID GO TO SLEEP
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HOPE U ENJOYED THAT, GOODBAI DLCJBDSLN
;)