[ONGOING] Assassin's Creed On...

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I decided to do this because why not. (Translation: I got bored-) Inspired by RobenChan3's Assassin's Creed o... 更多

𝕴𝔫Ʈᵣⵀ
Ꙙ 🅿ⅈꞅ𝒂𝘵𝓮╹ຮ 乚ⅈ𝕗𝓮 𝕗𝜃ꞅ ൱𝓮 ⧿ 𝕰𝙙⒲⍺ᵣ𝙙 𝕶ᵉი⒲⍺𝛄 ✘ ⋐ʱıเ𝙙 ʀᵉ⍺𝙙ᵉᵣ
Ꞑ𝜎𝕓ℹ╙ℹ𝘵𝖞 𝓪𝔫ժ ᗋꕷꕷ𝓪ꕷꕷℹ𝔫𝓪𝘵ℹ𝜎𝔫ꕷ ⎯ ℰ𝖛ⅰ𝘦 𝕱ⲅ𝕪𝘦 ⌧ 𝙍𝘦𝝰d𝘦ⲅ
ℳ𝘢𝕤𝔂𝘢𝕗 𝓗𝘢𝔂𝔟𝘢⍳𝓮𝕤 - ꙘӀŧ𝖆ï𝝘 x 𝕽ᵉ𝖆ɗᵉ𝝘
ᢺΘႶժΘႶ ℛΘΘ𝒇𝘵Θ𝛒𝕤 ╶ ⵟ𝑣𝚒𝒆 𝔽𝙧𝖞𝒆 𝖃 𝐑𝒆⍺ժ𝒆𝙧 ⟬🅿⍺𝙧ŧ ②)
𝚫𝔫ﺂ𝓂úร 𝕵ú𝓂𝚙 ╶ ℰ𝑧ⅰစ ╳ ®ə𝘢𝐝ə𝖗
𝕮𝐚⨎é Ʌ𝚗𝘵ꜞ𝙘ຣ ⚊ Ꙙ𝚪ῃⵀ ✘ 𝕽𝘦𝘢𝕕𝘦𝚪
ℳ𝓮ෆ𝓮 🅱𝚛𝓮𝞪ǩ╺
Ḣ𝖎ǥჩ 𝕊𝘵ᵣሀ𝘯ǥ 𝕊𝓮𝖺ຣ ━ ⵇ𝒅ѡ𝓪ꞅ𝒅 ᚕ Ꮢ𝟈𝓪𝒅𝟈ꞅ
ദ𝒾ꞅ𝕥ђⅾ𝝰𝛄 ꚃᵖ℮ċ𝒾𝝰ட
𝝥ล𝐭𝓾𝙧𝓮╹⳽ 𝗣ล𝐭Һ ╺ 𝘾ФῃῃФ𝚛 ⌧ ℛɘ𝐚ⅾɘ𝚛
ㄴဓ𝒗𝟈 ∂𝘯ⅾ Ⲥ𝙧ဓ𝖜𝕓∂𝙧⳽ ⚊ ℐ𝐚ⅽစ𝕓 𝔁 𝘔စᏧℯ𝒓𝛈 ℝℯ𝐚Ꮷℯ𝒓
𝕻ꞅ𝓮𝓯𝓮ꞅ𝓮𝛈𐒨𝓮𝕊 ①
℞ә𝓺𝖚ә𝕤𝖙 ℙ⍺𝘨ә
❝𝕴'❙❙ 𝙷𝝰𝖛ℯ 𝝰ƞ ℇ𝝰𝘨❙ℯ'𝕤 ℬ❙⊕⊕𝙙ᨘ❝ ⧿ ℇ𝙙𝖜𝝰𝖗𝙙 𝒙 𝕸⊕𝙙ℯ𝖗ƞ 𝐑ℯ𝝰𝙙ℯ𝖗
𝖀𝗽 𝕋𝝈 𝓝𝝈 Ⴚ𝝈𝝈𝕕 ‑ Ꙙᥨϯ𝛼ï𝓻 🗙 ❕ꜰǝ𝖒𝛼ᥨǝ❕ 𝓡ǝ𝛼𝕕ǝ𝓻
エ'𝐥𝐥 ꗟ𝘢𝑣ǝ 𝙔စ𝓊 ⧿ ꗟ𝖍𝘢𝖞 ✗ ❗ꗟ𝓊𝚒🇨𝚒Ꮷ𝘢𝐥❗ ℟ǝ𝘢Ꮷǝ𝖗
𝙿𝞪𐒋 Ꙙ𝘵𝘵𝗲ր𝘵ℹ𝞼ր ⧿ ل𝞪𝘤𝞼𝕓 𝓧 𝑅𝗲𝞪𝘥𝗲𝑟
𝙽ᥱ𝝕 丫ᥱ𝙖𝖗╹𝕤 ﮐ𝛒ᥱᑦⅰ𝙖ட╺
🅱𝛼𝖌ບ𝑒𝕥𝕥𝑒𝘴❟ 𝑪𝑟ဓ𝑖𝘴𝘴𝛼𝛈𝕥𝘴 𝛼𝛈𝚍 𝑪ဓ𝒇𝒇𝑒𝑒 ⧿ 𝓐𝑟𝛈ဓ 𝔁 𝞛ဓ𝚍𝑒𝑟𝛈 ℞𝑒𝛼𝚍𝑒𝑟
ⵀ𝙥𝙚ก ϒစ𝚞𝑟 𐒢🇾𝙚ى ⎯ 𐒢𝓿𝚒𝙚 🗙 ℳစⅆ𝙚𝑟ก 🝈𝙚𝓪ⅆ𝙚𝑟
𝐂ɵกกɵᴦ ⌶𝕞α𝓰ɨก𝓮 ⎯ 𝑫ɨᴦ✝ሃ ᒍɵк𝓮𝘀 ⟬𝞛ɵ𝙙𝓮ᴦก⦆
𝘾ꚕ𝓲𝚕𝐝𝑟𝘦ก 𝓲ก Ꙧа𝐬🇾а𝖋 ⏤ Ѧ𝚕𝑡аï𝑟 ᚕ !𝐅𝘦𝒎а𝚕𝘦! ℛ𝘦а𝐝𝘦𝑟 (Part 2 of Up to No Good)
ℂ𝓪𝚛𝑛𝑒𝜈𝓪ʟ𝑒 𝔻𝓪𝑛ⲥ𝑒𝚜 ‐ Ʃʑ𝗶𝜃 ㄨ 𝓡𝑒𝓪𝐝𝑒𝚛
®ǝ𝒒𝓾ǝ𝖘𝖙 𝙿𝑎𝔤ǝ ⟮𐌵ᴘ𝙙𝑎𝖙ǝ𝙙⦘
Ⲥ𝑎ᏏᏏ𝑎𝔤ɘ𝐬 𝑎ῃ𝕕 ㄥ𝙪𝘤𝑘 ⧿ ⟙ɘ𝖒𝖕∣𝑎𝖗 ꗟ𝐡𝑎𝒚 ₓ ⟙ɘ𝖒𝖕∣𝑎𝖗 𝑅ɘ𝑎𝕕ɘ𝖗
🜂𝒍𝒍 🜂𝘴𝘴α𝘴𝘴ℹ𝓷𝘴⟋𝚃𝓮ო𝖕𝒍α𝘳𝘴 𝕏 🆆𝘳ℹ𝔱𝓮𝘳 (α𝓷𝑑 𝘴𝖔ო𝓮 ⨏𝘳ℹ𝓮𝓷𝑑𝘴〕
𝚸𝘳𝓮𝑓𝓮𝘳𝓮𝓷ⅽ𝓮s 𝟚 ⏤ ϒ๏𝖚𝘳 𝑓𝒂𝖛๏𝘳𝖎ߙ𝓮 𝕞𝓮𝕞𝓮𝗌⟋𝑓𝒂𝓷𝒂𝘳ߙ ๏𝑓 ߙ𝖍𝓮𝖒
(CROSSOVER) 𝙈🇾⠠⠠⠠𝙈ɑ𝕥ɘ⧿𝛨ɑ🇾𝕥𐒅ɑ𝒎 𝖝 ℛɘɑᏧɘ𝘳
エߴӏӏ 🝨𝑎𝛋𝓮 𝘾𝑎ɼ𝓮 𝞂ғ 𝑌𝞂𝖚⚊𝕄𝑎ӏ𝓲𝛋 𝕏 エӏӏ 𝕽𝓮𝑎𝒅𝓮ɼ ⟮𝕄𝞂𝒅𝓮ɼɲ⦆
ꕗᥱτ ━ 𝙅𝐚𝘤𝞂𝑏 ✗ 𝐑ᥱ𝐚Ꮷᥱ𝗿
𝗔// 𝗔𝘴𝘴𝙖𝘴𝘴ℹ𐒐𝘴╱〒ɘṃᴘ/𝙖𝘳𝘴 𝛘 𝘞𝘳ℹ𝖙ɘ𝘳 𝙖𐒐ⅆ 𝟊𝘳ℹɘ𐒐ⅆ𝘴 ♯𝟚
A Note
❨乚A𝕿𝞢⧿⟭ 𝕍𝖺𝖑ɘ𝖓𝖙ⅰ𝖓ɘ׳𝘴 𝖣𝖺𝔂 ꕷϼɘ𝘤ⅰ𝖺𝖑
🇲𝒚 𝐺𝖗ɑ𝖓𝑑Ƅ൦𝒚 ⧿ 𝓚𝖊𝖓𝖜ɑ𝒚 𝙵ɑ𝘮𝗶∣𝒚 ⧍𐌵
❝ⅅ𝗈𝗻'𝚝 Ⲩ𝗈𝐮 𝐿𝗈𝗈𝑘 𝟊𝛼𝚖ꜟ𝚕ꜟ𝛼𝖗?❝ ⏤ 𝙼○𝗱𝚎ɼ𝓷 ℐ𝛼🇨𝗈𝕓 𝜒 𝚨𝖗𝗻𝗈
ℂ𝘢Ί𝙢 ⏤ 𝞔𝐳𝔦০ ╳ 𝜧০ԁ𝑒ᣴ𝗻 ℛ𝑒𝘢ԁ𝑒ᣴ
𝐇ә𝘳ә❟ 𝐿𝑖𝓽𝓽ӏә ⊙ռә ⚊ 𝔹𝒂𝑦ә𝙠 ⌧ 𝘾Ꮒ𝑖ӏ𝚍 ℜә𝒂𝚍ә𝘳
𝐷𝗶ƞƞɘ𝐫 ⏤ ∁𝑜ƞƞ𝑜𝐫 𝑥 ❨𝝙𝚍𝑜𝕡𝚝ɘ𝚍⟭ ∁𝙝𝗶𝖑𝚍 ℝɘα𝚍ɘ𝐫
Ꙙ𐌠𐌠 Ꙙ𝘀𝘀𝛼𝘀𝘀𝒊ח𝘀⟋⫪𝑒𝒎𝓹𐌠𝛼𝘳𝘀 𝜒 𝕎𝘳𝒊𝖙𝑒𝘳 𝛼ח𝚍 𝓕𝘳𝒊𝑒ח𝚍𝘀 ⧣ⱻ
‟𝙸𝘴 𝕥ꚕ𝔦𝘴 𝓯𝝈𝒓Ъ𝔦𝘥𝘥𝑒𝚗❓‟ ⧿ 𐌀𝜐𝑒𝒍𝔦𝚗𝑒 𝔁 𝘛𝑒𝖒𝘱𝒍α𝒓 𝐑𝑒α𝘥𝑒𝒓
𝐹𝝞𝞪𝖘𝐡𝚋𝞪ᴄ𝕜 ①
(CROSSOVER) ˝𝞫ᴜŁ 𝐰𝑒 𝒂ɼ𝑒 ⨏𝛉ɼ𝚋ἰⅆⅆ𝑒ᥒ 𝒂ŁŁ𝒂ⲥℏ𝕞𝑒ᥒŁ𝚜ⴰⴰⴰ˝ ⧿ 𝞢𝐳ἰ𝛉 𝕏 ℜ𝑒𝒂ⅆ𝑒ɼ
ⅅ𝚒𝒔𝘱ᴜߙ℮𝒔━𝔸ւߙ𝒎⍺ւ ⦅ʍ○Ꮷ℮ᴦ𝘯〕
𝐐𝚞𝓮𝕤𝖙ɨ𝝈𝓷𝕤
𝛦⍺𝒔𝑡𝑒𝙧 𝕊ⲣ𝑒𝚌𝑖⍺/
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU SO MUCH!-
(CROSSOVER) Ɽ𝐢ടᴋ т𝘢ᴋ𝐢ᥒ𝖌 - 𝐸𝗓𝐢𝞼 ⵝ Ɽ𝒆𝘢Ꮷ𝒆r (Part 2)
𝐹𝐥𝘢𝖘𝚑𝐛𝘢𝙘𝕜 ƻ
⭕𝖋𝖋𝐢𝑐ᥱ Ꮃ⊙ɼ𝘬 a𝑛ⅆ 𝙂⊍𝐢𝑛𝑛ᥱ𝒔𝒔━Ѕ𝚑a𝔂𝙩𝚑a𝓶 ⟮𝕸⊙ⅆᥱɼ𝑛⟭
SWIĘTE GÓWNO THANKS-
random rant
(CROSSOVER) ∆𝗅𝗅 ل𝖚𝕞𝗯𝗅𝒆𝐝 𝐔𝘱⏤ᙓ𝐝𝘸𝞪ɼ𝐝 𝘅 𝕽𝒆𝞪𝐝𝒆ɼ
Ⲣɼ℮𝑓℮ɼ℮𝓷𝐜℮𝐬 კ
random ass announcement-
another random ass rant
𝙁𝖺cə Ꮢə⌵ə𝖺𝚕
pride month special
𝕱ᥱɑ𝕥Ⴙᥱ𝐫 Ⲥ০𝖑𝖑ᥱ𝖈𝕥ἰ০ᥒ ‒ Ⲥ০ᥒᥒ০𝐫 ╳ 𝕽ᥱɑ𝚍ᥱ𝐫
random facts ab me bc i'm suffering from writer's block and on caffeine
𝘔𝑒ᥨ𝖙𝑒𝙙 ꕯ𝑐𝑒 𐒨𝚛𝑒𝝰𝖒 ⚊ 𝓐𝚛𝖓𝖔 𝜒 𝕽𝑒𝝰𝙙𝑒𝚛 ⦗𝘔𝞼𝙙𝑒𝚛𝖓⦆
WHAT THEFUCK/so i found a dollar store Edward Kenway but he was a fucking dick-
𝕋𝐡𝚎 𝘋○⁃⊙𝞶𝚎𝒓 (Prequel/spinoff of Melted Ice Cream)
ᐦ𐌽𝑜𝛚 ߙ𝐡𝚊ߙ Ⅰ 𝐡𝚊𝛖ᥱ 𝗒𝑜𝖚, Ⅰ'𝖒 𝚗ᥱ𝛖ᥱ𝑟 𝑓𝖚ⅽk𝖎𝚗𝚐 ӏᥱߙߙ𝖎𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝑜.ᐦ ⚊ 𝐸𝐝𝛚𝚊𝑟𝐝 𝖝 𝐑ᥱ𝚊𝐝ᥱ𝑟 ❪𝕸ⲟᏧ𝗲𝐫𝓷⟯
Update on the dickish Edward Kenway clone-

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So it's the same deal as the birthday special, but it's for Christmas. New Year's special is coming soon. Have a good day/night! :)

-Ash

☼•••✯•••☼

I wake up on the morning of Christmas Eve. I was up reading all night, so I feel especially tired. I groan as I realize that Altaïr will yell at me for my lack of sleep again. But I can't help that I'm always more productive at night.

I get out of bed and get dressed into a forest green T-shirt and straight cut jeans with a plain gray sweatshirt. Then I head downstairs and sit at the table, watching everyone's faces. 

They all look concerned, as if I'm a fragile piece of glass that's at its breaking point. I huff, annoyed. Clearly, Jacob must have told them what happened. "Ash, are you okay?" Connor asks with concern written all over his face.

"Do you need anything?" Evie asks. 

I shake my head and go to grab a mug from the cupboard for coffee. I see Shay in the same spot and he sees me looking intently at the mugs, so he hands me one. "You sure you're okay, Ash?" he asks.

"I'm fine!" I snap. Everyone most likely heard me from the other room and Shay looked...hurt.

I make my coffee and leave for my room, but before I leave, I spot a mistletoe above the cupboard I was just grabbing a mug from. I smile to myself, knowing I could use that to my advantage for tomorrow.

Timeskip-

I'm up in my room, sitting on my bed while scrolling through TikTok on my phone when I hear a knock at the door. I go over to the door and open it, seeing Ezio there for some reason.

"Yeah?" I ask, kind of zoning out.

"Breakfast is ready." he replies with a small smile.

"Oh," I reply, still kind of zoning out.

So I lock my phone and put in my pocket, then head downstairs to eat.

But I honestly didn't have an appetite.

As I sit down to bacon, eggs and pancakes with everyone else, I didn't touch anything, not even the pancakes.

"Ash," someone says, shaking me. I look over to see Altaïr, who seems to be concerned. "You okay?"

"Y-yeah, just...no appetite." I reply.

Everyone stops eating and looks at me, concerned. "What do you mean?" Shay asks.

"I...I can't eat without an appetite. I haven't had for about a month..."

The lively conversations stop and everyone looks at me.

I start to get anxious, start to feel claustrophobic and squeezed in.

"Ash please, just eat," Edward says. "You already don't sleep or don't get enough sleep."

I stay silent, not wanting to talk. I dig my nails into my palms, making them bleed.

I feel another hand on my shoulder. Arno.

"Are they alright?" Jacob asks.

"I don't know." Altaïr says to him.

As I sit there, I feel tears burn and I keep them bottled up.

"...I'm fine..." I say in a quivering voice.

From my view of the table, I see Edward and Evie talking while looking at me, concerned.

Oh, how I wished I could break down here. But I controlled my emotions and willed them into an emotionless mask.

But I can't hold the tears and emotions back and tears stream down my face.

"Shit!" Edward says.

In a near instant, I feel someone hugging me. Then more, until everyone is hugging me.

I stop crying and everyone stops hugging me. "How long have these breakdowns been going on, Ash?" Connor asks.

"...A few months to a year..?" 

"And you didn't tell us?" Aveline asks.

"...I didn't want to be a burden to you." I reply hesitantly.

"Ash, you aren't a burden to us." Altaïr says. I give him a small smile in response.

Timeskip again-

I wake up, feeling tired as usual. Checking my phone, I see that it's Christmas day.

As I get dressed into a gray T-shirt and forest green sweatpants, I head downstairs and see everyone waiting for me.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS ASH!" everyone yells.

I smile in reply, not wanting to ruin the festive vibe everyone else had set up.

Altaïr hands me a gift and I unwrap it. I see an iPad Pro Max with an Apple pencil. "This must have cost you a lot Altaïr, but thank you so much!"

He gives me a small smile and replies, "I know how much you wanted to do digital art Ash, so I got you this."

You smile at Altaïr and say, "I'm thirsty, I'm going to go grab some water."

So I go to the kitchen to grab a glass from the same place I grabbed a coffee mug yesterday. I was completely oblivious to Edward grabbing a glass from the same spot-and the mistletoe I spotted last night hanging above both our heads.

He sees me and gives me a toothy grin. He looks up and sees the mistletoe, and his grin grows wider as he looks at me again.

"Merry Christmas Ash." he says before getting closer to me. "Wait, wh-" I say but I'm cut off by his lips on mine.

After a minute he leans back, leaving me with a blushing face. Edward gives me a shit eating grin and asks, "Did you enjoy that?"

"It was subpar." I reply nonchalantly.

"So you've kissed other people before?"

"No, but I think that it was pretty subpar for my first kiss. Anyway, I have to get water."

When I come back, Jacob asks me, "So you fell for my trap, eh Ash?"

I ignore him and sit down next to Altaïr. Arno looks at a present under the tree that has his name on it and reads the note, "Arno, you and and Jacob better stop doing doggy style at 3am. Everyone can hear you and it sounds like you're the bottom."

The room bursts into laughter and Arno goes red.

"Who is this from?" he asks.

"Me." I reply, starting to wheeze like a tea kettle.

"Really Ash?" Jacob asks with a hint of an annoyed look on his face.

"It's true though! Everyone else can back me up. Besides, why are you doing doggy style at 3am anyway?"

"Wh-Ash!" Edward says, coming into the room laughing. "What's going on in here?"

Just open the present, Baguette Boy." Jacob huffs.

So Arno opens it-and finds two packs of condoms with a tube of lube.

They both go beet red at the exact same time.

I start wheezing like a tea kettle, spilling my water on Altaïr, who gives me a small glare.

Edward sits next to me, watching me become a living tea kettle while sipping his water.

When that was over, Ezio goes to the tree next. He picks a gift and silently read the note, going a light shade of tomato red.

"It says: 'Wear protection Ez. And for God's sake, look at Leo already."

I wheeze even harder, leaning on Edward's shoulder.

Ezio gives me the middle finger before opening the present and finding a box of condoms. "ASH-" he yells. Still wheezing, I reply, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!"

Unfortunately for me, Edward goes to the tree next, leaving me without a headrest.

He picks a present, looks at the note and subsequently flips Jacob off. "Well, are you going to read it to us?" I ask.

"It says, 'I hope you and Ash kissed under the mistletoe. If anything gets further, I have this for you. -Jacob.' Well, I wonder what the fuck is in here."

I choke on air as Edward reads the note, and I give Jacob a death glare.

"It's a box of condoms or some shit, isn't it?" Edward asks Jacob.

Jacob flashes Edward a shit eating grin in response and Edward rolls his eyes while opening the present. He finds condoms with a box of Plan B.

Jacob gets flipped off by Edward yet again.

Timeskip-

I go over to the tree, picking a present with my name on it. I open it and find a stress ball with a fidget cube.

The next present I open is a huge box with quality canvases, paints, paintbrushes, sketchbooks, gouache, watercolors, pastels, markers, pencils, pencil crayons, acrylic paint and oil paint. I smile at it, then go to open another present. There was a note that read 'Ash, if you fell for the mistletoe trick (hopefully having to kiss Edward), this is for you. -Jacob' I glance over at Jacob, who's talking to Arno and mutter misgivings under my breath.

I open it and find a suit. A beautiful forest green suit with a cream dress shirt and tan dress shoes. I guessed it was for some kind of date or wedding and put it aside for now.

Timeskip again because I'm lazy as fuck-

I mentally recount my presents as I lean against the kitchen counter, yet again oblivious to the mistletoe hanging above my head.

The iPad Pro Max from Altaïr, a miniature bonsai tree from Ezio, the box of art supplies from Leonardo, a book on D&D monsters from Connor, a New Orleans food cookbook from Aveline, a beautiful necklace from Edward, a Templar ring from Haytham, a microphone and headset from Shay, a decorative sword to hang in my room from Arno, the beautiful suit from Jacob, a book on medical and mental conditions from Evie, an Assassin ring from Bayek, a $250 Steam gift card from Kassandra and Norse god altar supplies from Eivor.

I see Edward coming to grab another glass of water, so I slightly move. He gives me a shit eating grin as he looks above our heads and I look up as well, seeing the mistletoe.

Before I can say anything, his lips are on mine again. It feels a bit...soft. The first time this happened, I was too shocked to register what was going on, but now I knew everything that was happening.

I taste some kind of alcohol-rum or whiskey, maybe?-on Edward's lips. But I didn't care. I just wanted more. The kiss starts to get more heated, more passionate, with his fingers tangled in my short light brown hair and my hands wrapped around his waist.

"Jesus Christ, you two. Can you not?"

Edward and I break apart, both of us blushing like a tomato.

"I guess you two fell for the mistletoe trap. Again."

I turn my head to look at Jacob and see his hazel eyes twinkling with some sort of mischief.

"Oh, shut up. Go fuck Arno or some shit." I snap, very much aware that my hands were still wrapped around Edward's waist, that his fingers were still tangled in my hair and that we were unusually close together. 

If Jacob hadn't walked in, I probably would have been sitting on the counter while kissing Edward.

Jacob just chuckles to himself and leaves.

Edward steps away from me a bit and gives me yet another shit eating grin. 

"We'll continue this later." he says into my ear.

I feel my face heat up as I flip him off. He laughs and says, "You enjoyed that, didn't you Ash?"

Timeskip again-

As everyone was eating dinner, I made sure to avoid talking to Edward and talking about the subject of the mistletoe as much as humanly possible.

"So, guess who I just caught under the mistletoe earlier?" Jacob says with a bit of a smugness in his tone as he looks at me with a smirk.

I nearly choke on my water.

Edward seems unfazed by Jacob and continues eating his food.

"It was-" Jacob starts before I cut him off.

"Actually, I saw Ezio and Leo kissing under the mistletoe earlier!" I say, giving Jacob a glare. 

Altaïr gives me an odd look and Evie gives me a look that says, 'I know what happened'.

I look down at the table, trying to avoid the subject of the mistletoe altogether.

"Anyway," Jacob says. "I saw Ash and Edward under the mistletoe earlier."

Shit, shit, SHIT.

Edward nearly chokes on the piece of food he's eating.

I feel eyes on me, and it's clear Edward also feels eyes on him. "I never would have expected that." Ezio remarks as he sips his wine.

I ignore him and try to eat some of my food. As everyone eats, Jacob is animatedly talking about Edward and I under the mistletoe.

I was going to beat the shit out of him, but a gentle hand on my shoulder stops me. I see Edward's hand in my peripheral vision and huff a bit.

"Ash, leave it be. Let Jacob be Jacob."

So I decide not to beat the living shit out of Jacob.

Timeskip yet again-

Everyone had gone upstairs but Edward and I. "What do you want to watch?" he asks as we sit on the couch together.

"Family Guy."

He smiles and gives me a small and tender peck. "We aren't even under a mistletoe so you can stop kissing me now." I point out.

"I know," he replies. "I just wanted to do it anyway. Merry Christmas Ash."

I squeeze his hand and reply with a smile, "You too, Edward."

Then we both hear a banging and some moaning upstairs.

"JACOB! ARNO!" I yell. "STOP DOING FUCKING DOGGY STYLE GODDAMMIT!"

☼•••✯•••☼

It was pain to write this as I forgot about it until yesterday-But I still published it on time! Merry Christmas (to those who celebrate) and happy New Year!

-Ash :)


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