Calixo: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Jparty, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
Mrbooshot: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Dj: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
*Jackeryz and Sketch are planning to break in somewhere*
Jackeryz : We need to distract the guards.
Sketch: Right.
Jackeryz : What are we gonna do?
Sketch: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Jackeryz :
Sketch:
Jackeryz : Deal.
Sharkblox: Denis, what are you doing?
Denis: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Sharkblox: You could always take it out and count it.
Denis: Where's the fun in that?
Pinkleaf : Could you be anymore annoying?
Sanna: Yes.
Jparty: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Woozlo: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Russo: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Peetah, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
Denko: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Ominous : Don't ever speak to me again.
Briana: Define "dream".
Sabrina: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Chizeled: That's too dark!
Tanqr: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Ikeas: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Albert's birthday invitations.
Peetah: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Ikeas: "Albert's birthday".
Peetah: So, what do they say instead?
Ikeas: "Albert's bi".
Peetah:
Peetah: Works out either way.
Pinkleaf : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Lego: I think you mean cards.
Dexter: They did not.
Pinkleaf , pulling out knives: I did not.
Jelly: honk.
Devoun: WHAT.
Jelly: HONK.
Devoun: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
Devoun: Yesterday, I overheard Poke saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Mrbooshot replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Chizeled: You might not know this, Minitoon, but I am a flawed person.
Minitoon: I do know that.
Megan: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Ashley: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Megan: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Ashley: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
*the TV is freaking out*
Nightfoxx: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Nightfoxx: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.