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Silence and then: "You have got to be kidding fucking me."
"Tony!"
"We were all thinking it. I just said it." No one disagreed.
"Two things, first, what the hell is up with Hawkeye," Tony said. "Second, who is the big green lady?"
"She is She-Hulk aka Jennifer Walters," Uatu said.
"Wait what," Bruce practically screamed. "How the hell did Jennifer get Hulk powers?"
"A mob boss sent out a hit for her. While she survived, in the events she got hit. The only way to save her was to give her a blood transfusion. You were the only one compatible. So you gave her some of your blood."
Hope however was focused on something else. "When she says Janet does she mean?"
"Your mom," Uatu interrupted. "Yes."
"Clint," Natasha said. "This you has issues."
"So I noticed."
"Who is the Jack of Hearts."
"Just watch."
"Wait," Scott said. "He saved Cassie."
"Yes. In this universe she grows up to be a superhero like you. She goes by the name Stinger."
"I do not know how to feel about that."
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"Just watch."
Everyone worried about Scott, while they knew about him being an ex-con it was clear that he was trying to make up for that. He was a good man who did some bad things.
"I'll be fine. I have been to the Quantum Realm and back. If I can do that then I can survive a explosion."
"No offence Scott," Hope said. "But you survived off of sheer dumb luck. You nearly got stuck in there forever. And you also nearly went insane and died."
"Way to be a Debbie Downer, Hope." However he realized she was extremely worried for him and tried to comfort her.
There was a moment of silence for the fallen hero before Hope exploded in a different way than Scott.
"SEE! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN SURVIVE A QUICK TRIP TRIP TO THE QUANTUM REALM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SURVIVE AN EXPLOSION!"
"Hope," Scott began. "I know that I may have died, but at least others survived. Try and be optimistic."
As soon as Scott said this, he realized maybe it wasn't the best way to try and soothe someone who just went through a loss by telling them that at least others survived.
"Scott," Hope said, this time without yelling but in a way it was far scarier. "You just died. And you tell me to just calm down. To be optimistic-"
She was interrupted by Scott hugging her. After a while she calmed down enough for the video to continue.
Before anyone could ask, Uatu said: "In this universe Scott and Toby are close friends. When Scott got out of prison, Tony was the one that hired him. Although at first only employee and employer relation ship they quickly became friends."
"Well then, that escalated quickly."
"No shit, Sherlock."
"What does Tony have against Latveria? Also what is Latveria, is a country that I haven't heard of?"
"Latveria doesn't exist in this universe. The place is ruled by the man known as Dr. Doom. He is a sorcerer, technological master and a super genius."
"With a name like Dr. Doom something tells me he isn't exactly the friendliest," Peter said.
"You are correct."
Everyone decided it was best not to comment.
Pepper held Tony's hand in fear. Other than that nothing else was said or done.
"Wait," Tony said. "JARVIS is alive in this?"
"Yes," Uatu the Watcher said.
"Also, did she say that Jack of Hearts was half alien?"
"Yes."
"This universe is weird."
"Is it anymore so than ours?"
"Slightly."
"Fair enough."
"We can never catch a break, can we?"
"If we got a break we would be out of a job."
"Holy shit," Ned said.
"Language," Tony responded.
"It was one time, people. One Time," Captain America said in an annoyed voice.
"If it were under different circumstances it would be pretty cool that I'm in this."
"If the smoke and flames are above even sky scrapers, how are you guys not dead from smoke inhalation and the extreme heat," Ned asked.
"Fires that big are extremely common in this universe," The Watcher said.
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Holy shit," Wanda said as she held Vision's hand tightly. Tony didn't even have the heart to make a langue joke.
"Why did-" Wanda couldn't even finish her sentence.
"It is explained soon."
"When are you not going to say that," Tony asked.
"When you learn that I won't tell you guys things that will be explained in the same video."
Everyone was tempted to ask what that was, but everyone also knew the responce.
"Oh, come on," Tony complained loudly. "I really hate that robot."
"We noticed,."
"Noway can we win this one. We have to retreat." Steve said.
"Can't believe I'm saying this, but Capsicle is right."
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