Coeptus: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Hyper: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
Megan: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Jake: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
Computer: Please enter a password.
Sketch: *types in Bandi*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Sketch: How fucking DARE YOU-
Lego: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Ashley: That doesn't exist.
Lego: Not with that attitude.
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Timmeh: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Preston: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Ominous: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Megan: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Ominous: *flips the board*
Jackeryz: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Poke: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Hyper, scoffing: Oh, please.
Poke, to Hyper: Hey, how you doin'?
Hyper:
Hyper: *giggles and blushes*
Albert: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Dani: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Bandi: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Cari: I handle our accounting.
Jelly: Look at the buns on that guy!
Nightfoxx: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Thinknoodles: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Jelly: I'm not going back to jail!
Denko: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
Sanna: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
Briana: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Thinknoodles: I had a lizard that I burnt.
Sketch: I feel like Chase is looking down on me.
Denis: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.
Sharkblox: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'.
*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Sharkblox: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Ashley: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Poke: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Peetah: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Woozlo: *is the reason they're crying*
Nightfoxx: *enjoys in silence*
Minitoon: *talking about Ikeas's funeral* You do know we're burying a great person today!
Nightfoxx, shocked: Did someone else die?
Preston: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Jelly: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Preston: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Jelly: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.
Ominous: Seedeng, my old friend!
Seedeng: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Ominous: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Kreek, texting Sketch: *sends a voice message*
Sketch, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Kreek: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Sketch: *presses play*
Kreek's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
Ashley: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Lego: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Ashley: But pink.
Redninja: And it's hot.
Ashley: PINK!
Devoun: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Devoun: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Devoun: Orange.
Kreek on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Kreek on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Preston: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Chase: I think you mean cards.
Briana: They did not.
Preston, pulling out knives: I did not.
Preston: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Hyper: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Coeptus: You're drinking orange juice.
Hyper: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Russo: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
Nightfoxx: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Jake: I don't want your advice.
Nightfoxx: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Nightfoxx: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Kreek: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Nightfoxx: Absolutely not.
Albert: The Ocean is a soup.
Bandi:
Bandi: Do elaborate.
Albert: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Bandi: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Albert: *Tilts head*
Bandi: The Ocean is a Soup.
Albert: The Ocean is a Soup.
Leah: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Calixo: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Leah: I don't have time for their problems.
Minitoon: Barbie, is that legal?
Barbie: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Temprist: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Denis: Illinois.
Temprist: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Ashley: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.
*Something crashes*
Thinknoodles: Shoot-
Leah: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Nightfoxx: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Calixo, to Denko: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Megan: You're jealous.
Calixo: Jealous?
Megan: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Calixo: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
Russo: Did you hear that!? Sabrina just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Koneko: ...You just threatened to kill them in their sleep.
Cari: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Tanqr: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Cari: That's not what I asked.
Tanqr: That is all the information I have.
Timmeh: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Keiyso: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Temprist: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"