Dexter, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
Dexter, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
Sketch: What happened to Koneko?
Chloegames: They died.
Sketch: They what?
Chloegames: They died, but they're okay.
Sketch: ...Can you please clarify?
Koneko: Clarification is for the weak.
Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Ant: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Peetah, holding an unconscious Seedeng: Oh no. Please don't be dead.
Cop: What are your names?
Jelly: Don't tell them, Kreek.
Cop, writing: Kreek...
Jelly: Crap.
Kreek: Nice going, Jelly.
Cop:
Kreek: Uh oh.
Bella: Preston has never seen Star Wars? Sanna, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, Sanna! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
Sanna: Why would you do that?
Nightfoxx: Because I feel guilty.
Denko: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
Preston: You want some leftovers?
Thinknoodles: What are those?
Preston: You've never had leftovers before?
Thinknoodles: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.
Sketch: Can I have your number?
Calixo, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
Temprist: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Ashley: I'm tired.
Hyper: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Ashley: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
Megan: Minitoon, we're hungry!
Denko: Minitoon! What's for dinner?
Timmeh: We're hungry, Minitoon!
Minitoon, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Woozlo, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Kreek: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Jake, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Kreek: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
Woozlo: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Lego:
Woozlo: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Lego: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Bandi: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Russo: I don't know how to do that.
Jelly: I don't wear a watch.
Albert: Time is a construct.
Tanqr: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Peetah: Nat 20 Charisma.
Tanqr: That is NOT how that works-
Temprist: *speaking Spanish*
Russo: I know, I know.
Denko: You speak Spanish?
Russo: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Temprist speaks.
Albert: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Peetah: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
Nightfoxx: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Preston, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
Sketch: I'm bored.
Ikeas: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Sketch: Sure!
Ashley, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Redninja down!!
Sanna: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Russo: ...We're on the ground floor.
Sanna: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Woozlo: Here you go, Ominous, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Ominous: It's cold.
Woozlo: A nice cup of coffee.
Ominous: It's horrible!
Woozlo: Cup of coffee.
Ominous: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Woozlo: C U P.
Sketch: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Lego: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Bandi: Guys, I have a question.
Sketch: kys <3
Bandi: I love you too.
Hyper: Ah, yes. Siblings.
Tanqr: You know I think my life has value.
Denko: Who are you and what have you done with Tanqr?!
Jelly: You read my diary?
Timmeh: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Dj: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
Bandi, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
Keiyso: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Chloegames...
Poke: As you should be.
Keiyso: No, for real, they're kind of-
Poke: As. You. Should. Be.
Ashley: My dad has a spiked collar.
Ashley: *dog
Tanqr: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Sketch:
Sketch: I like you.
Koneko: Do dragons fart fire?
Preston: I don't know.
Koneko: I thought you went to college.
Tanqr: I just had a long talk with Seedeng and Nightfoxx about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.
Devoun: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Ashley: What changed your mind?
Devoun: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Chizeled: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Denko: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Sketch: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Calixo: I feel awful about killing you.
Russo:
Calixo: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.
Sabrina: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Ominous: Devoun, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Devoun: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Bella: It's funny how well you and Sanna get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
Peetah: Sanna hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.
Woozlo: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Calixo: No, we are mad.
Woozlo: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Calixo: No, we're not!
Woozlo: I am not a mind reader, Calixo!
Devoun: Pros and cons of dating me.
Devoun: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Devoun: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Leah: Die.
Megan: Please don't die!
Leah: DIE!
Megan: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Chase, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Denko, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Megan wants Leah to accept it as their kid.
Leah: When I was a kid, Woozlo told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Minitoon: They are!
Leah: FOR REAL?
Minitoon: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Briana: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Sketch: Yeah-
Chase: *kicks in the door*
Ominous: Why is there blood everywhere?
Nightfoxx: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Ominous: You stabbed someone?!
Nightfoxx: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Sharkblox: Why does Jake always do the laundry so loudly?
Preston: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Jake, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Timmeh: Time for plan G.
Chizeled: Don't you mean plan B?
Timmeh: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Hyper: What about plan D?
Timmeh: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Russo: What about plan E?
Timmeh: I'm hoping not to use it. Poke dies in plan E.
Poke: I like plan E.
Dexter: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Dexter: *glares at Dani*
Dani: Well, sorry I have morals!
Denko: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
Denis: Timmeh taught me to think before I act.
Denis: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Woozlo: Shh, here comes Dani!
Jandel: Quick, Chizeled, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Chizeled: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Jandel: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
Jandel: What's gone wrong, Preston?
Preston: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Jandel: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Preston: Well... There's a crisis.