Tanqr: Some people are like slinkies.
Poke: What?
Tanqr: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Poke:
Poke: Please don't push Kreek down the stairs.
Tanqr, pushing Kreek down the stairs: Too late.
Tanqr: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Poke: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Poke: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Tanqr: ...
Kreek, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen. (this was based on pokes new video)
Tanqr: Is five a lot of followers?
Denis: Depends on the context.
Denis: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Denis: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
Jackeryz: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Calixo: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Jack: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Tanqr: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Kreek: Looks like someone's a HO.
Calixo: NaBrO.
Leah: I'm done with all of you!
Timmeh: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Sanna: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Leah: Schrödinger's boys.
Briana: FUCK!
Jelly: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Preston: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Preston: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Sanna: ...
Leah: ...
Briana: ...
Jelly: ...
Preston: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Preston: Would never stab anyone.
Ant: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Poke: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Seadeng: Would stab without warning.
Hyper: Would stab as a warning.
Dj: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Russo: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Dj: Yeah, they're all birds.