Tanqr: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
Cari: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Hyper: No.
Poke: No.
Cari: Didn't think so.
Timmeh: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Chizeled: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
Denis: I'm not that stupid!
Albert: Denis, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Denis: RUSSO TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
Sabrina: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Sabrina: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Sabrina: And I actually laughed out loud.
Dani: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Denis: Dani, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Dani: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Albert: ...It was a bug.
Dani: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Denis: ...
Albert: ...
Dani: Stop looking at me like that!
Sharkblox: ChloeGames told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
Jake: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Kaden: Spartacus.
Jake, yelling to Albert: TRY SPARTACUS!
Albert, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Kaden:
Jake: What's your favorite number?
Temprist: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Sketch: How so?
Temprist: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Tanqr: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Denis.
Kreek: For the record, I already found him.
Ashley: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Kreek: He stabbed me!
Tanqr: I'm surprised he waited this long, Kreek. We've all had the urge.
Chizeled: Timmeh, what do you have?
Timmeh: A KNIFE!
Chizeled: Okay, have fu-
Kreek: NO!