Empire Pizza
Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Steven: *eating a large pepperoni pizza*
Bob Kimball: *eating a meatball grinder*
Waitress: Here are the checks.
Steven: *sees his check* $17.82?!
Bob Kimball: What's the matter, Steven?
Steven: I don't have enough money. Pay for my food, okay?
Bob Kimball: Nothing doing, Steven! That's not my responsibility!
Steven: Just do it!
Bob Kimball: You can't rely on me to pay for your food! How much do you have?
Steven: Just 5 bucks.
Bob Kimball: I don't know what to tell you, Steven. Sorry.
Steven: I'm so screwed.
Bob Kimball: Yeah, you are. Confess to the waitress that you only have five bucks. See what she has to say about it.
Steven: *sighs* Might as well. *gets up from his seat and walks towards the waitress* Ma'am?
Waitress: Hmm?
Steven: I only have 5 bucks to pay for my food. I am deeply sorry.
Waitress: I know just what to do on an occasion like this.
Steven: *hopeful* Really?!
Waitress: *whacks Steven with a cartoon mallet* There we go!
Steven: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him*
Waitress: He obviously didn't read the sign here.
Sign: Any customers that don't have enough money to pay for their food, will be whacked with a cartoon mallet. Thank you. Management
This story was written on Wednesday, September 21st, 2022.
A/N Steven, its your responsibility to pay for your own food! Not anyone else's! You can't always rely on someone to spot you! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.