Jihyo: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Jihyo: First who would you kill?
*Nayeon points at Y/N*
*Mina points at Y/N*
*Sana points at Y/N*
Y/N: *shrugs* I would kill me too
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Dahyun: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tzuyu and Momo's convo?
Y/N: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Jeongyeon: I'm in the washing machine.
Chaeyoung: I'm in the closet.
Y/N: We accept you Chaeyoung. <3
Chaeyoung: No I'm literally in the closet.
Y/N: Love is love. <3
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Y/N: *sees Jeongyeon and Nayeon together*
Y/N: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Mina: You mean... you ship them?
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Jihyo: We call that a traumatic experience.
Jihyo, turning to Momo: Not a "bruh moment".
Jihyo, turning to Sana: Not "sadge".
Jihyo, turning to Y/N: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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*TWICE is playing a team sport*
Nayeon: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Jeongyeon?
Momo: Have you ever played a game with Jeongyeon?
Nayeon: No...
Jeongyeon: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Jeongyeon, chasing Y/N: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Y/N, sobbing: I DONT WANNA PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE!