Jihyo: Hey, where are Y/N and Sana?
Jeongyeon: They're having a quality maknae-unnie time.
*Meanwhile at the park*
Y/N and Sana: *Calmly observing a caterpillar move across the floor*
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Y/N: *yawns*
Y/N: Man, I'm still tired from all that CrossFit this morning.
Tzuyu: It's pronounced "croissant" and you ate like thirteen of them.
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Dahyun: WHO ATE MY CHOCOLATE?!
Dahyun: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Y/N: I did?
Dahyun: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today, Y/N. *walks away*
Y/N:
Y/N: She's gone, Momo
Momo, coming out from under the bed, her mouth covered and stuffed with chocolate: Twankh uh!
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Y/N, directly into the microphone: Attention, audience. My friend is hot and ready to trot. She is single and ready to mingle. She is-
Mina, wrestling the mic out of her hands: Y/N-!
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Chaeyoung: Do you have any shaving cream?
Y/N: No, I don't like the way it tastes.
Chaeyoung: Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Y/N: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
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Thank u sm for 7.6k reads!!!! I'll upload a one shot later btw (it's been so long lol)