Chaeyoung: If Dahyun and I were drowning, who would you save?
Y/N: You two can't swim?
Dahyun: It's a hypothetical question, Y/N! who would you save?
Y/N: My time and effort.
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Sana: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like....a lawyer to you. Ok?
Y/N: Okay.
*Later*
Jihyo: Y/N! Sit on the chair, you're in trouble.
Sana, whispering: Deny everything.
Y/N, loudly: That is NOT a chair.
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Jeongyeon: Nayeon and I are having a baby.
Y/N: That's gre-
Nayeon, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here!
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Mina: There's no way she likes me back.
Momo: Y/N would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Mina: Y/N would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Interviewer: So, what is Jihyo to you?
Y/N: The reason I wake up every morning.
TWICE: Aww!
Interviewer: ...That's adorable.
Jihyo earlier that morning, barging into Y/N's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!
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Just so u won't be confused, from next week on, updates will be a lot slower cause my summer break just ended and I won't have as much time to write. Hope u understand ♡︎