There's a saying that a new morning brings something new always. In Sheikh haveli there was preparation going on full speed as the Khan's were about to arrive. Yusra was standing and making the kaam chor Haleema do all her work properly, annoyed haleema said
"Kya choti bajji ji? aur kinni baari isko phocha lagau kamaskam dus baar ki thi phir bhi apko na pasand ata toh mey ki kitta?"
"Hay Allah puche tujse haleema kinna jhut bolti hai, thik sey char baar bhi nahi huye aur tune apne kaam chori suru kardi, mehman atey honge aur pura ghar ko bikhra hua hain."
"Kon mehman? Woh bano bajji toh nahi a rahi?"
When suddenly yusra said
"Hay astagfirullah tauba chup kar ja haleema! Woh bandari ko mein thik sey mu bhi na lagao uske yeh saab, Allah tauba tauba esa din na aye."
"Toh phir kon araha hain bajji ji? Woh bano bajji nahi a rahi toh sayad unke shohar junaid bhaijaan aur unki beti woh kya naam hain?"
Yusra cut off haleema
"Haleema tera bera garag ho, tera na khoon e safed ho gaya hain jo tu mere dushman o key naam bole jaa rahi hain, hain mey kyun lagao uss bandari ki beti ko mu hain mera Baas chale toh mein in do maa beti ko diwar sey chunwa doon anarkali ki tarha. Zina haram kaarke rakh diya-
She was about to continue her rant when the voice of nazia made her stop
"Yusra! Idhar ana jara."
"Jee, ati boon bhabhi."
Looking at haleema who was try sneak from her work, yusra glared at her and said
"Tu na yeh sab chor aur jaake dekh ki kahi bhi kuch para hain ki nahi, aur jake na uss sehzadi (rameen) ko bol niche aye kiyuke saare siyappo ke theka toh mene ley rakhi hain na."
With that yusra went away and haleema wiped the furniture for the last time and went to call Rameen.
Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
Rameen was singing "perfect" while twirling and doing some dance steps. Haleema came and knocked the twice but due to the loud sound of speaker, Rameen didn't hear anything. Haleema went out and came back with yusra. Soon the door slammed open by Yusra and she came pulled the plug of speaker out. Rameen stood still knowing she made another mess
"Mein Mar gayi, konse angrezio key dukan kholke beth gayi tu?"
"Amma....."
"Na kaam ka kajka Beghairat, tere tayabbu arahe dhang ka kapre pehen ke niche a."
It was evening the Khan's arrived Shiekh haveli 1 hours ago and everyone settled in their perspective room, the South portion of haveli is given to Khan family.
Everyone just finished their dinner and everyone settled down in hall to have a family chat after dinner while aariz went to his room to complete his work.
Umar, Rameen, faizaan was bickering about something , wahaj and Shani was talking about buisness, elders was talking about different thing and reminiscing old memories while Ahiyaz was trying to find something interesting from everyone's conversation
Poking umar, rameen questioned
"Umar tumhe nahi lagta tayabbu ke bete kafi ajeeb hain?"
"Kon Aariz bhaijaan?"
"Haan, maltab unhone kisisey dhang sey baat chit bhi nahi ki. Aye sabko Salam kiya haal chal puchi aur sidhe apne kamreme poch gaye, aur phir raat key khane paar bhi same woh zinda laash jaisi sakal leke ghum rahe they."
"Astagfirullah Meen baare hain hum sabse. Aur wo na bohat hi busy insaan hain tuj jaise farikh nahi paare rehte."
"Hainnn! Aisi kaya ukhar te hain?"
Slapping Rameen's head Faizaan said
"Tauba kinte gandi jaban hain teri."
"Jaise apke jaban say sehed tapakta hain? Mera na mu band usse band hi rehne do tum."
"Are bewakoof larki unka khutka buisness jo kafi successful hain."
"Haan isme baari konsi baat hain hamara bhi hain."
"Abey o akkal sei andhi tu na jaane dey, tujhe kuch samjhana bekar hain. Aur bhaijaan sey na thorey tamiz sey bat karna yaad rakhna bare hain woh."
Rameen looked at umar nodding her head in affirmative thinking
"Unse kon mu lagai, chalte firta barud hain."
Yusra looked around and saw how uncomfortable shiza, dua, turaq and afan sitting away from all. Shaking her head she called shiza
"Puttar ki hogaya? Aithe akele kyun baithey ho?"
"Yusra chachi, woh aise hi."
Shiza replied nervously
She looked around to see the 3 jokers, umar, meen and faizaan sitting cracking jokes together.
"Abey oi Nalayako ki toli!"
Faizaan looked at yusra and replied
"Jee chachi."
"Puttar sare tarbiyat kya khane ke sath sath khali ya kuch bacha bhi liya hain? Hainn iska toh samaj ata hain yeh akkal sey paidal hain paar faizaan aur umar?
Yusra said pointing at the nalayako toli means the three jokers of the house
"Woh chachi-" faizaan was cut off by Rameen
"Amma woh dimag sey nikal gaya tha."
"Tujse koi ummed e rakhna bekar hain."
"Toh mat rakha kare na, mene kab kaha?"
"Puttar bakwas na kar mene jutti utar leni hain. Ab inko betha aur baate kaar cousin lagti hain, bigar maat dena. Aur puttar inki khutafati bato mein na jaida dhayan na di warba tum sab ko vhi in thin bandar jaise ho jana hain."
With that yusra went away making all the them awkward and rameen being the mufhat
"Waise aplogon ki umar kinte ki hain?"
"Tujhe unka umar janke kya karna?" Asked umar
"Mujhe bhi janna hain ki mujhse koyi chota hain ki nahi."
Umar and faizaan shaked their heads
Shiza with a smile Said
"Mein aur turaq 23 key hain." Shiza Said pointing at turaq who looked at her with a scrunched face
"Mein tujse pure 2 ghante ki bari hu."
"Whatever."
Turaq made a face and looked the other side
Afan looked and them said
"Mein 26 ki hu aur yeh meri behn dua she is 22."
"Hay ap sab mujhe bohat bare hain, meine toh socha kisi sey mein baari hungi. Koyi mujhe appi nahi bulata."
Faizaan made a shocking face and said
"Jhoothi! Kinta jhooth bolti hain tu Meen? Tujsey koi chota nahi hain?"
"Nahi hain."
"Abey oh bhullakar, haina tera pagal bhai TR."
"Oh ha mein bhul hi gayi sorry."
Meen said while laughing
"Waise mujhe na aplogo sey kuch puchna hain."
"Pucho." Encouraged dua
"Apke jo bhaijaan hain unka umar kitna hoga? Matlab woh hamesha gusse mein rahte hain na isliye Matlab ki kabhi kabhi burapa insaan ko gussewala bana deta hain."
Looking at her for a second everyone bursted into laughter except the rameen who was dumbfounded and umar and faizaan who slapped their forehead at the stupidity of their cousin
Turaq was dying out of laughter everyone was laughing until they saw the figure behind Rameen, swallowing his saliva turaq stopped his laughing
And Rameen being Rameen
"Aplog kuch bol kyun nahi rahe? Waise apke bhaijaan ki shadi hogayi? Kyun ki shadi sey phehle larki pata honi chachiye na uske shohar ko kaha paar dard hain? Mene na mere ek dur ke ristedar ka suna tha ki ese hamesha mu fhulake rehte hain phir pata chala unko bhurappe ki problem hain."
Turaq was literally sweating along with others
"Aur phir-"
Rameen was cut off by a deep voice
"Apko meri life mein bohat interest hain lagta hain?"
Meen body turned cold and cold sweats started to form, jumping out from her sitting position she stood up
"Bhaijaan ap?"