{Destination: Human Village, Hieda Residence}
[David Orr - Sinjid OST ~ Ryomura Village]
You, Shinjin, Kiki, and Shisu, and Elena open the door to Akyuu's office.
(Y/N): Hey, Akyuu!
Akyuu: Hello again, friends! You've got quite good timing, I was about to have some of the staff fetch you.
Shinjin: Because of the incident, right?
Akyuu: ...Yes...While the Four Season Flower Festival is to start soon, and I am quite excited for that, there's an inconvenience that could turn into a major problem if left unresolved.
Kiki: Something plant-related?
Akyuu: Mhm.
Shisutemu: Higanbana?
Akyuu is shocked.
Akyuu: How did you know?
(Y/N): Did you forget my ability that isn't an ability?
Akyuu: Ah, right, how could I forget?! You've seen the future! Then should I assume you know how to deal with this?
Elena: Not a chance.
You punch Elena's arm.
(Y/N): Shut up.
You turn back to Akyuu.
(Y/N): I'm not sure, and Shinjin can only do so much at once, but I do know someone who can help. Do you know where we can find the Garden of The Sun?
Akyuu: Ah, the sunflower field? While it's difficult to spot from a distance, it's at the heart of Gensokyo not far from here, from the opposite side of a mountain. In fact, even ordinary humans, myself included, sometimes head out to have a look at it during the day. And while it's a hotbed for spirited youkai during the night, most of them are well below even Remilia's threat level, who you've handled prior in a far weaker state.
"However, I say most for a reason, as there is one exception...it's Yuuka Kazami's most active area."
Shinjin: Ah, Yuuka? I met her once!
(Y/N): That Yuuka, eh? She's who I'm looking for.
Akyuu: Oh! I-If you're sure, go ahead and meet her. But a word of advice...
"Do not, and I repeat, DO, NOT, harm the flowers."
Elena: What happens if we "harm the flowers?"
(Y/N): Yuuka will non-lethally murder us painfully and horribly. And by us I mean you.
Shisutemu: That's one way of putting it.
Elena: ...I'm going to go piss her off.
Akyuu: ...For your own safety....please, do not.
Elena: Screw you, scribe, I do what I want.
(Y/N): Do. NOT. Anyway, anything else, Akyuu?
Akyuu: ...I've gotten a report from Yukari about a mysterious and powerful fighter who ignores the spell rules.
(Y/N): Ignores the rules? I've heard of some characters loopholing them, but not straight up ignoring them.
Akyuu: The other "haremettes" as he calls them have tried, and for some odd reason or another all failed to incapacitate him. Even Yukari and Reimu themselves. While they weren't badly injured, Yukari was visibly frustrated and Reimu was rambling something about fire trails, regeneration, and stuns. Which would explain why her uniform was frayed.
Shinjin: (Did Akyuu say...Nah, I must be hearing things.)
Kiki is shocked.
Kiki: Reimu and Yukari lost?!
(Y/N): How the heck could Yukari lose a fight, let alone Reimu?!
{[Connection Established]}
Elena: [Hey, Yaku-Hakurei! Heard ya lo~ost!]
Yukari: [Less we lost, more we gave up.]
Elena: [And yet you're supposed to be the protagonists.]
Reimu: [Oh yeah?! Try facing a ground fighter who ignores the spell rules entirely, is near impossible to damage, regenerates in seconds when he DOES take damage, covers the area in pools of fire which hurt WAY MORE THAN THEY SHOULD and obscure his position, and whose guard covers HIS ENTIRE BODY! EVEN (Y/N)'S PARRY DOESN'T DO THAT!]
Elena: [What a shame, miko. You'd probably be destitute if it wasn't for Chimera over here funding you.]
(Y/N): [And I will continue to do so shamelessly.]
Reimu: [And for that I thank you. And Elena, shut up. You probably couldn't do any better.]
(Y/N): [What about Marisa and Sakuya? Mari plays as unfair as she can get away with, and Saku is Saku. Haha funny time maid za warudo.]
Akyuu: [...That isn't untrue.]
Yukari: [About that...]
[Marisa Kirisame is requesting help from nearby!]
As Marisa joins the VC, you hear danmaku in the background as well as swooshes from something sharp and heavy.
(Y/N): [Ok, WHAT?!]
Marisa: [Did Reimu forget to mention he can teleport?! Cause he can do that!]
?: Okay, why is everyone's eyes starting to look like they have computers in them? Is that something you Tou-hous do???
Reimu: [One more for the list of things to put up with today!]
Shinjin: [Okay the-]
*Realization*
Shinjin: (WAIT A SECOND!)
Shinjin does a spit-take.
Shinjin: [WAIT, HE?!]
[Sakuya Izayoi is requesting help from nearby!]
Sakuya: [Yes, he! And he has a time ability as well!]
Reimu: [...Yep, definitely enough fighting for one day. Especially after the flower girl and almost encountering the Yama. Good thing she looked like she was focused on something or someone else.]
Marisa: [Oi! Rei!]
Reimu: [Don't bother calling me for help, I'm gonna go take a nap.]
(Y/N): [And thus the miko left the stage for the day.]
Cirno: I got him this time!
?: Perish.
You hear something die in the distance.
Shinjin: [He didn't...did he?]
[Cirno has been slain!]
Shinjin: [OH THANK GOD.]
Shisutemu: [No surprise that No.9 would be first to fall.]
Marisa: [I tried to tell her she was a double idiot for trying to fight because everybody knows fire melts ice! Shinjin, why are your shin-kin actual dumbasses!?]
Shinjin: [Fairies have body and soul but not much mind! Even the smartest only have the intelligence of human children! Besides myself.]
(Y/N): [Lore at a time like this, Shinjin?!]
Shinjin: [Someone has to! And the half-elf won't!]
Kiki: [...Are those two more notifs?]
[Youmu Konpaku is requesting help from nearby!]
[Aya Shameimaru is requesting help from nearby!]
(Y/N): [Youmu too?!]
Youmu: [Aya can't knock him around and Myon and I can't even get a hit in! He just keeps parrying every single swing! Even from behind!]
?: [Skill issue.]
Youmu: [HEY- GET- BACK- HERE, YUYUKO WANTS YOUR FLESH ON A PLATE-]
?: [Who's Yuyuko? Also, kinky.]
Yukari: [Dear me, that is lewd!]
Youmu: [SHUT IIIIT-! WAIT, A CLONE?! MADE OF F I R E???]
?: [You fool! It's my Stand ability!]
Marisa: [You don't even have a Stand!]
Sakuya: [Time Stop...Illusional World, ZA, WARU-]
?: [Yeah, no.]
You hear the audible sounds of fist meeting face and spellcard getting cut off.
Sakuya: [AHG!]
And then body hitting ground. That can't be comfortable.
Sakuya: [I'll admit...That one hurt.]
Remilia: [Sakuya! Are you okay?! Do I need to get Flan?!]
Sakuya: [I'm fine. And It wouldn't do much good. He's trying to flee.]
?: [Yeah, 4 anime girls at once is more than I care to face. Running Running Ran Running Ran-]
Marisa: [Wha-? A shockwave out of nowhere?! Wait, that magic circle! Watch out, he's using another- AYA NO!]
Aya: [Gah! I'm hit! Tengu down! I repeat, Tengu down!]
Youmu: [The light, it's blinding! A-Are those WINGS?!]
*Swoosh*
Aya: [Darn! We lost him again! We'll call back later, coworker!]
Shinjin: [Don't worry, we'll be right there! Just gotta make some detours first!]
{[Connection Terminated]}
Akyuu: Well, that should tell you all you need to know.
(Y/N): Ho-ly sh*t. Whoever this is ain't playing around.
Elena: But on another note, haremettes?
You and Elena glance at each other and she looks back at Akyuu with a devilish grin.
Elena: You have my attention.
Kiki: Any info?
Reimu: [He had a HUD like you, but less refined. But no matter how much damage we did, he just regenerated within seconds. And that's if he doesn't block it.]
(Y/N): Full body parry and block, and a HUD...Player, got it.
Yukari: [As for appearance, he's an anthropomorphic hyena...I think? He called himself a Dissonant or a Gnoll, though, and he wields a flaming sword.]
(Y/N): An anthropomorphic hyena with a flaming sword, calls the 2hus haremettes, has a regen ability, spams fire, goes by the races Dissonant and Gnoll, is a Player...?
Akyuu: Mhm.
(Y/N): And the quotes. Total ignorance about Touhou, "it's my stand ability" despite not having a stand at all, knows about skill issues, IGNORES spellcard rules, punched Sakuya in the face during her cast animation-
You immediately realize who it is, and your pupils shrink.
Shinjin: ...(Y/N)? What's wrong?
Shisutemu taps your shoulder twice.
Shisutemu: Boss?
Kiki: Master?
Elena: Dude?
Reimu: [(Y/N)?]
Yukari: [Darling? Are you still there?]
(Y/N): ...It's him.
You teleport outside.
{[Calling Dragov.]}
(Y/N): [Oi pal, where you at?! Answer! Pronto!]
Dragov: [Do I sound like I know where I am? I just know I'm getting assaulted by anime girls for existing. Also, killed one blue-looking cocky kid?]
(Y/N): [Was there a group prior?]
Dragov: [...]
(Y/N): [Non-existent-God dammit. You wound up in Genskoyo, bullied Reimu into giving up, and now everyone else's after you. Stay out of their sight for now, once I've done with my other objective I'll handle this.]
[Connection Terminated.]
You teleport back inside.
(Y/N): Don't worry, Akyuu. We'll handle it.
Akyuu immediately lightens up.
Akyuu: Ah, thank you so much!
(Y/N): Save the thanks for after I pull this off. Somehow.
Akyuu: Good luck...I hope you don't need it.
And with that, your group heads out.
[Girls are no longer content only with the tea party.]
[You never were to begin with.]
[And while your goals may be similar...]
[Mystical Chain OST - Choice!!!]
[Your methods are anything but.]
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{Character Select}
[Y/N L/N - Gamer Of Gensokyo, Eastern Dreamer] {1st}
ATK: 🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️
DEF:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️🔹️
SPD:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️💠
MAG:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️💠
[Shinjin Pikushi - Fairy Sage of Harmony, Guardian of Nature] {2nd}
ATK:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
DEF:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
SPD:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
MAG:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️
[Shisutemu Pureyatsu - Living RPG System, Supernatural Automaton]
ATK:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️🔹️
DEF:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️
SPD:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️
MAG:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
[Kiki Wasuremoni - Keeper of the Divine Forge, Kitsune Craftsmith]
ATK:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️🔹️
DEF:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️💠
SPD:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
MAG:🔷️🔷️🔷️🔷️🔹️
[Elena Stormfront - Princess of Guidus, Vessel of the Abyss]
ATK: who cares
DEF: enough
SPD: bullshit
MAG: 999+
{HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!}
[Dragov Fuseleer- Shatterer of the Verdant Moon, Accursed Beserker] {3rd}
ATK: 🔶️🔶️🔶️🔶️☢️
DEF:🔶️🔸️🔸️🔸️🔸️
SPD:🔶️🔶️🔶️🔸️🔸️
MAG:🔶️🔶️🔶️🔸️🔸️
{Select Difficulty}
[Locked to Hard]
{Good luck!}
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Roll Intro!
+Touhou: Gamer's Eastern Dream+
+東方: ゲーマーズ-イースタン-ドリーム+
gema zu-isutan-dorimu
=Episode 13: The Good, the Bad, and the Gnoll; The Yama, the Youkai, and You! Player Five Takes The Stage!=
{Destination: Gensokyo Overworld, The Road Often Walked}
[ Mystical Chain - Chapter 1 Theme: 進め、大空の下。]
===========Game Notification==========
{Make your way to the heart of Gensokyo, and find Yuuka and Eiki. As you move forward and clear out the screens of enemies, the progress bar will fill.}
[Hostile interference in the area prevents some of your puppets and Smashers from using the full extent of their powers.]
[START|+| | | |GOAL]
======But of course, you don't need to do that here.=======
Dashing through the overworld, you on foot and Shinjin through sky, you quickly make your way through the plains, shooting down any dustballs that dare block your path. Any fairies that show up seemingly become giddy and estatic at Shinjin's mere presence, showering her in small gifts and taking care of the dustballs for her.
(Y/N): Huh. They really like you.
Shinjin: Yeah, they do. And I really hope you have an actual plan this time.
(Y/N): And the last one wasn't an actual plan that worked?
Shinjin: ...True. But how do we deal with Dragov?! I don't think our combined attack power would be enough! Especially because he takes almost no stun! This means no combos! And combos are your thing! Not only that, he's a Player!
Elena: One that runs on his own system that's a mishmash of several others at that.
(Y/N): When did you get here?!
I don't know, pal!
(Y/N): Wasn't talking to you, narrator! You're always here!
Elena: You tell me, flyboy.
Anyway, you promptly and casually punch Elena in the face before continuing.
Elena: I cannot believe you have help from the will of Author/God himself...
Stay mad.
(Y/N): Dragov went through the Verdant Moon world before getting here, meaning he's a Dissonant. Means murdering him would do jack crap, whether the murdering was lethal or not.
Shinjin: ...He's immortal?
(Y/N): No. He's already dead. But he's not. Remember what I told you about the Verdant Moon world? That still applies to him here.
Shinjin: And?
(Y/N): ...He takes twice the damage he should. Which can only mean one thing... He's an Accursed. Every single time he would die and lose a piece of soul, he instead goes to limbo and can just walk right back into the living world. Or more accurately, any world he wants.
Shinjin: Eh?! You're saying he can just-
(Y/N): Going to limbo/purgatuory upon what would be a death effectively grants you an extra life. And he goes there every time.
Elena: ...Meaning infinite lives...
(Y/N): Clever girl. And with the side effect of making him a planeswalker, albeit by "death" rather than an extradimensional base.
Shinjin: So...how would he...can he even?
{[Direct Link Establlished]}
Shinjin: [Eh?]
(Y/N): [I'm using a private channel because this is very dangerous information. Are you sure you want to hear it?]
Shinijn: [On a scale of "celebrity secret" dangerous to "Saigyou Ayakashi" dangerous?]
(Y/N): [Just under Saigyou Ayakashi. If I tell you this, you better promise to guard it as well as you damn can. I mean it. Do you have Mind Temple yet?]
Shinjin: [Just got it. Hit me.]
(Y/N): [If you insist...The only way to kill an Accursed is with a Golem's Eye Amulet; the act of simply wearing one risks the wearer's soul. The amulet's energy means that should your lifeforce falter with it nearby- aka getting killed by someone wearing it or dying while wearing it yourself, and you don't have the Essence of the Immortal or anything similar that prevents soul damage, your soul shatters. You can't reincarnate, you can't be revived, and you can't go to the afterlife. It's game OVER. The END. Lights OUT, you're DEAD. And I'm not sure if even Yukari could save you, because it's effectively critical existence failure.]
Shinjin: [OH. So you don't just die...you DIE die.]
(Y/N): [Yep. Unless you have a failsafe that secures your soul.]
Shinjin: [That's...]
{[Direct Link Terminated]}
Shinjin trembles.
Shinjin:...terrifying...
(Y/N): Like I said, dangerous information.
Elena: What's dangrous information?
(Y/N): That's not important.
[START| | |+| |GOAL]
After a few more battles...
?: Queen Shinjin! Queen Shinjin! We found him!
(Y/N): Wait, they call you that now?
Shinjin: They call me that now.
Elena: An actual kingdom? I envy you.
Shinjin: Not really, but good. Stay mad, elfy.
======{The Three Fairies of Light}=====
-----[Showering Star Light ~ Star Sapphire]-----
-----[Silent Moon Light ~ Luna Child]-----
-----[Glimmering Sun Light ~ Sunny Milk]-----
================================
Shinjin: Luna? Sunny? Star? What are you three doing out here? And who did you find?
Sunny: This Dragov guy you were talking about!
Elena: You did? Are you sure?
(Y/N): Did he look like a humanoid hyena? Did he have a sword that was also on fire?
Star: Mhm mhm!
Sunny: We tried to fight him, but we couldn't do a thing! He got away and Luna almost got torched!
Shinjin: What?!
(Y/N): I forgot to mention, Dragov's a more "typical" of an Outside Worlder. Not in the "hates and fears everything different from himself" typical, though. He's like me, in a way, but way more loose in general, less tactical in his approach and more outwardly violent.
At a second glance, Luna's upper left wing is almost completely destroyed.
Shinjin: Eek! Luna, your wing...?!
(Y/N): Way more, dear non-existent Christ, I'm surprised you can still fly.
Luna: I got burned...really badly...
Luna Child sniffles.
Luna: It hurts...!
Shinjin: Poor thing...!
Shinjin gives Luna a hug,
Star: ...What do we do, Shinjin?
-before giving the other two fairies stern looks.
Shinjin: Cirno got slain when she tried to help the others, so for your own safety, do not follow us. Luna, head to Youkai Forest. There's a shrine with a giant healing flower close to my house, not far off from the lake.
(Y/N): Wait, you managed to make a shrine all on your own?
Shinjin: I had a bit of help from Kiki.
Star: O-Okay. Cirno's not really...dead, is she?
Shinjin: She'll be fine. But decommission her for me today, this'll probably take too long for me to do it myself.
Sunny: Affirmative!
(Y/N): Baka aside for now, which way did he go?
Luna: Not...sure...
Star: I think he's somewhere in the sunflower field. That's where I last sensed him.
Star points toward the Garden of the Sun.
(Y/N): Oh boy, Yuuka AND Dragov...And potentially Eiki too...Terror, aggression, and judgment all at once...
Elena: Now I'm realizing that this "Dragov" guy sounds kinda familiar...
You, Elena, and Shinjin proceed.
[START| | | | |GOAL]
{Destination: Gensokyo Overworld, Garden of the Sun}
(Y/N): Aight, we're here.
Shinjin: These are really big sunflowers.
(When envisioning the Garden of the Sun in my mind, I think of sunflowers the size of an average human.)
[Scan indicates...]
{Eiki Shiki Yamaxandu, Supreme Judge of Paradise} [Boss Level 125]
{Yuuka Kazami, Flower Master of the Four Seasons} [Boss Level 120]
{Dragov Fuseleer, Accursed Beserker} [Level 49] {Player detected!}
(Y/N): ...Considering his engine's probably different than ours, I'm not surprised. What does suprise me is that he got to level 49 that quickly.
Elena draws her sword, and prepares to slice a petal off one of the flowers, and...are those Peashooters? lining the edge of the garden snap their looks towards her. You catch this and have Hisutan stop her.
Elena: Oi!
Hisutan: Do! NOT!
Elena looks at you.
Elena: Come on, man, don't be a lame-o!
(Y/N): Come on princess, don't be an idiot!
Elena throws Hisutan off and tries to continue, so you grab the rapier with a dark steel gauntlet and snap it in half.
(Y/N): No means no! Just because you're allowed to tag along doesn't mean I'll let you hold me back!
Shinjin: Geez, didn't need to go that far.
(Y/N): I mean, it's not a named weapon or anything. Just an ordinary rapier. You have plenty of those at the Stronghold. Made of darksteel at that.
[By the way, only darksteel can damage darksteel, if that wasn't obvious enough.]
Elena: ...My sword...! Why...?!
(Y/N): Cope, seethe, and mald, you'll get a better one later.
Shinjin: Besides, the field's so pretty!
You rub a Snow Pea's head.
(Y/N): Yeah, and I'm impressed she managed to import PVZ plants.
?: Why, thank you, human...Oh, and it's...!
You turn toward the voice to spot...
-----[Flower Master of the Four Seasons ~ Yuuka Kazami]-----
(Y/N): (Now that I'm meeting her in person, she suddenly looks far less intimidating...)
Shinjin gasps.
Shinjin: Yuuka!
Yuuka: Shinjin!
Shinjin strides towards Yuuka, and Yuuka in return picks Shinjin up for a hug.
Shinjin: Eep!
Yuuka nuzzles Shinjin.
(Y/N): (Aww...)
Yuuka: My little apprentice! How've you been?
Shinjin: G-Good, but can we not do this in front of my brother?! My adoptive one at least...
Yuuka is stunned.
Shinjin: (I have made a mistake...)
Yuuka puts Shinjin down and looks at you.
Yuuka: So you're the man who nurtured this little nature lady...never expected it to be the Gamer himself. I must say, you've raised her right.
(Y/N): Er, thank you.
Yuuka: You're welcome.
You shake hands with Yuuka.
Yuuka: And her advice has done wonders with this place.
You look at a proud Shinjin.
(Y/N): ?
Shinjin: !
Yuuka: .
(Y/N): ...Friends?
Yuuka...genuinely smiles! Not a sight you expected to see.
Yuuka: Friends.
[Eastern Dream has gained a new ability!]
[Eastern Dream - Yuuka Kazami]
[Flower Power - Just like Yuuka, you can manipulate flowers; making them bloom, shift their position, manipulate their shapes and properties {similar to chlorokinesis}, revive dead flowers, and maintain them without the need to feed or water them. You no longer need to trample flowers to trigger their effects. In the case of trap/offensive flowers, you can trigger them on demand and take no damage from them, and in the case of beneficial flowers, you confer their effects on you just by being in the general vicinity. Positive flower effects are also twice as potent and last twice as long for each affection level.]
[Light Dash - You can turn into a ball of light for an intangible curve-able dash. This lets you move around faster than usual, and the dash can be canceled into anything. You are capable of doing this up to 5 times in a row before the ability goes on a brief invisible cooldown.]
(A/N: As for why Yuuka is friends with Shinjin, Yuuka is compared to a manifestation of nature, akin to a fairy, albeit far stronger. Similarly, Shinjin is a fairy, but one that houses far more power than any fairy should be allowed to due to Player status. But it's not like anyone's gonna complain about the cinnamon roll being strong.)
(Y/N): Also, ignore Elena. She is not related to the dynamic in any way.
Elena: I am too!
Shinjin: You are not.
Yuuka: I know. And I'm well aware that you have relations with...other people. The fabled Gamer is said to rarely head out without a purpose, anyhow. So, what brings you here on this fine sunny day?
(Y/N): Incident resolving as per schedule. Higanbana's plaguing the Four Season Flower Festival. And no, I didn't seek you out because you caused it, I was looking for you because I thought you'd know how to stop it.
Yuuka: ...Again, I suppose?
Shinjin: Again?!
Yuuka: This exact same incident occurred 60 years ago to the day. That said, don't worry about it too much. Once the higanbana dies out, there'll be plenty of time left to enjoy the festival safely.
(Y/N): So there is no way to resolve it rather than let it resolve itself?
Yuuka: Effectively.
Elena: Welp, this whole excursion was completely goddamn fruitless. I'm going home.
(Y/N): Incorrect.
Yuuka: I find it quite fruitful myself.
(Y/N): Speaking of fruit...
You give Yuuka a book on flower species throughout the various worlds, with seeds packaged in.
(Y/N): I intended to use this as a bribe of sorts, but no need for that now.
Yuuka: ...Oh my...
Elena: ...WHY?! WHEN?! HOW?!
(Y/N): I made it. Shisu helped a bit.
Yuuka: ...This is rather impressive.
[Yuuka's Affection Level went up!]
Elena: STILL!
(Y/N): Bargaining chip.
Elena: ...God-dammit...
Yuuka then appears in front of Elena with a second sword drawn, Yuuka's face having darkened.
Yuuka: I can sense your intent, by the way. If you dare even attempt to maim this delicate garden, I will not hesitate to make a sunflower out of your ass.
Elena: ...O-Okay...
Yuuka then grabs the sword, and casually breaks it in half.
Elena: Come oooooon...
Shinjin: And thus Yuuka Kazami went from wholesome to terrifying in a matter of moments.
?: Another name...who are you people and-
Out of the flowers stumbles...
-----{Shatterer of the Verdant Moon, Accursed Berserker ~ Dragov Fuseleer}-----
(Y/N): (Dunno what I expected.)
Dragov: ...
Yuuka: ...You're not nearly as violent as the fairies said you were.
Dragov: I mean, I'm not going to mess with these flowers.
Yuuka: A wise decision.
You take off the Vagrant Armor helmet, and you both raise your left eyebrows.
(Y/N): Yo.
Dragov: Yo.
(Y/N): I see you've gotten a new haircut.
Dragov: And you haven't?
(Y/N): I won't lie, I've had several. Some more drastic than others.
Shinjin: Wait, this guy's Dragov?! The Outsider?! He doesn't even look remotely human! I mean, you aren't either but that's been explained!
(Y/N): Was an Outsider. Was human too. By the way, dude, how'd you even become a Gnoll?
Dragov: Dunno, don't care.
Shinjin: ...Wait, pure humans can't use magic in the first place, and you said Dissonant are average humans in the Verdant world, so how did he-
(Y/N): Gain magic abilities?
Shinjin: Darn, finished my sentence.
Yuuka: He is one of these "players," yes? Then he must have gained it through that.
(Y/N): I know how, and trust me on this one; you don't wanna know. Dragov, don't tell 'em. Ya shouldn't've told me, but you DID,
You turn back toward Shinjin and Yuuka.
(Y/N): -and now I'm telling YOU, you don't wanna know.
Dragov: Accurate.
(Y/N): Anyway, time to wrap this up and then report to Akyuu that the situation's sorted. And before you ask, pal, her ability is photographic memory.
Dragov: ...An ability that isn't incessantly complex, neat. Tho once we get back, we gotta have a sparring match. I am dying to see if I can still kick your ass.
(Y/N): Game on...bro.
Shinjin: But you can't...die!
Dragov: Figure of speech. Besides, I technically could. But I'm not gonna.
Elena: Well, if it's a fight you want,
Elena draws a THIRD sword. I give up.
Elena: -it's a fight you'll get.
Dragov: Counterargument, I already beat you. You can't engage in battle with me without MY consent.
Elena: No you didn-
"Wait..."
Elena: YOU'RE [NAME WITHELD]!
Elena sheathes her sword.
(Y/N): So, pal, if you're planning to stay in this world, there's one thing we gotta address. Well, a few things. Against 90% of named characters, violence is permitted, and to a point encouraged, but murder is illegal. Well, besides Cirno. Murder her all you want. Also Kiki can generate dungeons Roguelike style that we can slay freely.
Elena: And it'd be a good idea for you to learn to fly. Also cast magic from a standing start, but the former's more important.
Dragov: Fly? I have Prae.
Shinjin: Well, we found him, so...mission complete?
(Y/N): There's still the matter of-
?: Not quite!
Dragov is suddenly hit by a bolt of lightning.
(Y/N): HOLY HELL, A MAN GOT SMITED!
He's knocked down, but gets up unfazed.
Dragov: Who threw that? Geez.
?: You...I finally found you! Or more accurately, you two!
Shinjin: Wait, who's that floating down from the heavens?
[Sailor Moon - OP 1 {Instrumental}]
Lecturing by daylight, judging souls by moonlight,
Dragov: [oh my fcking god]
[Dragov fruitlessly mashes the skip button, unaware it's a dud.]
-never running from a real fight, she's the one named-
(Y/N): Eiki Shiki~!
-----[Supreme Judge of Paradise ~ Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu]-----
Ha, nice!
You somehow give me a high five, complete with the whipcrack sound effect.
Anyway, that's not the actual BGM. Resume the Mystical Chain chapter 1 theme.
Eiki: Found you, chimera. And you too, gnoll.
Shinjin: Wait...you're the Yama! What do you have against (Y/N) and Dragov?!
Eiki: Both of them have rejected the cycle of reincarnation... disregarding the consequences of their actions.
(Y/N): What conequences? We only see quest rewards.
Dragov: And I only see loot drops. Anyway, who are you and why are you so tall?
You aggressively bump Dragov's arm.
(Y/N): Dude, trust me, this is NOT a woman you want to piss off. She's the judge of the dead.
Eiki's eyes narrow and you look towards her in response.
(Y/N): Now, before you start ratting to me about everything I've done that's wrong or illegal, I assure you, everything I've done has been completely, even if only technically, legal and for the greater good. The only exception to the legal part is the 5 confirmed murders and the 20 or so implied murders, which weren't even IN Gensokyo or on Earth to begin with and all of whom were pure evil. Technically 6 if you count the Shisu assist on Suzumi.
Eiki: ...Wait, what? That shouldn't line up...I'll just take a look at your sins and-
"......WHAT?!"
Eiki: Chimera.
Dragov: What chimera?
(Y/N): She's talking to me. Yama?
Eiki: ...I'm impressed. There's several minor sins for the Outside, but in Gensokyo...It's essentially clean. Not only that, but everyone you've targeted outside of this realm has a collection of sins that would send them to the boiler room of hell and wouldn't go there otherwise. I didn't know anyone, much less an Outsider, with this much heroic spirit. Judge, jury, and executioner.
(Y/N): Like I said, for the greater good. Also helps that living on Earth implanted me wth a never-ending stream of rage that I promptly ripped out and weaponized at the first opportunity.
Eiki: ...moving on...You're the first fighter I've encountered that doesn't need to be judged...and considering your sense of justice, the Yamas may have a job or few for you. That is, if you permit it. We don't have much power over you.
(Y/N): ...Eh, why not.
Eiki: Before that, though, I'll need to clear up the situation with Akyuu no longer being queued for impending reincarnation.
(Y/N): I'll tell you this one straight-up, chief; I removed her lifespan. And no, not in the way you're thinking. She's still human.
Eiki: ...what.
(Y/N): I can make people timeless. One of my several dozen abilities. Only mild exaggeration.
=====Patch Notes=====
Dragov is now immune to the Golem's Eye Amulet.
====================
Eiki: What?
Elena: What...?
Shinjin: What?!
(Y/N)/Dragov: WHAT.
You and Dragov look at each other with neutral faces.
(Y/N): Welp, guess we're both cursed with awesome. Though nobody said curses can't be a good thing.
Dragov: ...Okay, what the hell is this place? I just...Well, doesn't matter, cause I'm immortal now. And if these random women whose names I can't be bothered to remember insist on trying to fight me, I call dibs on getting focused. Sorry (Y/N), but I gotta steal the title of most op for a few episodes.
(Y/N): Debatable. You, have physical superiority. I, have INFINITE MAGIC AND HEALING. Not only that, Resolve functions as Death Blows, Morale, Once More, Second Chance, KH1 EXP ZERO'S ARMOR, and several other anti-onehit/TOD things simultaneously. Also, because of that last one, it takes a minimum of 5 hits to Crisis me from full HP. Not only that, Infinite RPG means I could play by your rules and remove your bullcrap healing factor by doing so while retaining all of my abilities.
Dragov: You have too many counters.
(Y/N): Which is completely not my fault.
Dragov: ...We'll settle this later.
Dragov, chill! The 4th wall died when Elena arrived!
(Y/N): It died before that if we're being honest.
Eiki: Sigh...No matter. While the chimera may be clean, you, on the other hand,
Eiki points the Rod of Remorse at Dragov.
Eiki: Have a lot of explaining to do.
[ZUN - Fate of Sixty Years]
Eiki: [NAME WITHELD], [NAME WITHELD], now known as Dragov Gnoll, where do I be-gin...
Eiki begins to furiously etch Dragov's MANY sins into the Rod of Remorse.
Eiki: You disappeared, and purposely refused to restring family ties. Countless murder, deceit, violence, necromancy, GENOCIDE!
"There's not enough time in the DAY...! AND YOU TREAT IT ALL LIKE A GAME!"
You and Shinjin very inconspicuously whistle.
Eiki: And after all that...you refuse to face the music.
Dragov shrugs.
Dragov: I mean, the alternative was getting reclaimed by the earth, so I don't give a damn.
Eiki: Even with the horrors of those worlds, no matter your reasoning, your actions cannot be excused...That is why...Today...!
"I JUDGE YOU MYSELF!"
Eiki swings the Rod of Remorse at Dragov.
[NO DAMAGE]
He catches it,
[Fate of Sixty Years stops]
-and decides there and then to cash in the morsel of EXP from Cirno.
Dragov: By the way, what happened to the music?
Elena: It was her theme.
Dragov: Then where's my theme?
(Y/N): Your theme was cutting her theme off.
A very slight morsel, but just enough to...
[Dragov leveled up!]
(Y/N): Oh, we have become error.
Yuuka: ...I sense a power spike.
Elena: So do I.
[Fear]
Eiki staggers backwards.
Eiki: ...What...How?! At the very least, it should've sent you to the ground!
Shinjin takes a step back, not out of fear but out of caution.
Shinjin: Wait...what level is he now?
Dragov: Fifty.
Shinjin audibly gulps.
(Y/N): I apologize, Eiki. Gamer code dictates I can't attack during a cutscene unless my opponent taunts.
Shinjin: ...Wait, how close was he to level 50 before coming here?!
Shisutemu: [...ninety-nine percent?]
Dragov then tightens his grip, snapping the rod in half.
Dragov: Nice stick.
[F E A R]
Eiki's legs fail, leaving her scurrying along the ground and pupils shrinking.
Eiki: (He BROKE it?!) Wh-What the hell are you?! Stay back!
Eiki knocks Dragov down with a beam of light, but he slowly gets up Genos style.
Dragov: ...That all you got?
Eiki: Not even Judgement...?!
Eiki begins hyperventilating.
Eiki: No...Nononono...!
Dragov draws his sword, and Eiki goes pale.
Dragov: Well, you know the saying...if it bleeds, it can be killed.
Did she just burst into tears?!
Eiki: Pleasenopleasenopleasenoplease-!
You put an arm in front of Dragov.
(Y/N): Oi, simmer down, you're gonna give her a heart attack!
Dragov: ...GOOD. Also, outta the way or I'm chopping off that arm.
(Y/N): Considering I'm immune to crippling, I doubt I can even lose a limb.
Ok, time out! We can't let her live this one down!
Elena: Wait, who? Yuuka, Eiki, or Shinjin?
Somebody else.
Elena: ...Who are you angry at? And why does (Y/N) look like he's one bad day away from almost blowing Earth up again?
Eiki: Wait, again?!
(Y/N): Wouldn't be the first time I've contemplated it...but for reasons you'll see later, I have to relent...
Dragov: Remember? The place's a wreck.
Shinjin: ...Y/N? You good? Need a Reimu hug? I can arrange one. Or maybe I could have Pa-
(Y/N): NOT THIS TIME, SHINJIN! It's just...I feel an obligation to ruin a certain ⑨'s whole week.
Shinjin: ...Now that I think about it, so do I. But her month.
Dragov: Too easy. How about year?
Yuuka: Ah, delightfully devilish, Dragov. How about decade?
Eiki: I hate to sound hypocritical, but...Century?
Elena: Yeah, let's go with that.
(Y/N): Eiki, you can join in too, pretty sure you need to let off some steam.
Eiki: Thank you for the offer, but I decline. I'll just watch.
Elena: Well, more spotlight for me!
Wait, why'd you paint a seagull?
(Y/N): You know why.
Oh. OH. I get it. I use my A/N powers to hand you all a slip of paper!
Elena: Huh, neat. Simple and clean.
Hime: Is the way that you're making me feel toniiight~
(Y/N): It's haaaaard to let it go~
Shinjin: Hey, what happened to me being the sidekick?!
Dragov: You've been replaced.
Shinjin: B-But...
(Y/N): You haven't been replaced, Shin. You're as valid a member of the Players of Games as the rest of us. Even if you're a fairy...
You rub Shinjin's head.
(Y/N): Imouto.
Her eyes well with tears.
Shinjin: you have no idea how much that means to me thank you-
Hime: Hey, can I join?
Sure! It'd be hilarious.
Hime: Yeah!
So, everybody ready?
Yuuka: I believe so.
I'll sound us off! 3...2...1...
bro, and then they simultaneously said three words with enough power to break f*cking space and time, i'm telling you bro it was the funniest sh*t i had ever seen-
Meanwhile, in the human village...
Keine: Well, however she riled things up this time, at least her unlucky targets had the restraint not to swear.
Akyuu: I wonder what happened this time...
And on Youkai Mountain...
Tenma: ...well, this is certainly a day in the life.
Momiji: My...ears...They're still ringing!
Aya: Sheesh, is that (Y/N)?!
In the Genbu Ravine...
Shisutemu: That's definitely him.
Nitori: Must have a short temper then...
Kiki: It usually's longer than that.
At the Hakurei Shrine...
Alice: What the devil is that noise?!
Marisa: You guys hear that?!
Reimu covers her ears.
Reimu: Unfortunately...!
At the Lunar Capital... {Broke the boundaries of SPACE...}
Sagume: ...Is that the princess...?
Toyohime: ...I'm not sure...
In a time bubble at the Scarlet Devil Mansion... {And TIME...}
Sakuya: ...Is that (Y/N) and some others? And Elena as well? That fairy has it out for her. I may need to check on the mistress once I resume time, her hearing's become quite acute lately...
But for now, Sakuya continues to sweep.
Somehow, in the Outside World... {And R E A L I T Y...}
Young Sumireko: What is that?!
Young Renko: I don't know!
Young Maribel: ...mmph...
Young Renko: You can go back to sleep, Mari, it's nothing important.
At a Reality Warper tea party...{And U N R E A L I T Y . . .}
ZUN: I agree, it's odd, even for a Touhou Project fanfic.
Yukari: Eh, it's not an issue, our own Players can handle him.
Stan Lee: So, no sending Deadpool?
Yukari makes a devious grin.
Yukari: Oh, I never said that. But we may have to delay him a bit.
ZUN: Also, what is with that scream?
Yukari: Baka bottle, moving on.
And finally, at Misty Lake...
Dayousei: ...Cirno, what did you do this time...?!
Cirno: ...uhh...
Dayousei grabs Cirno's shoulders.
Dayousei: Cirno, what did you DO?!
Sunny: Don't bother asking.
The Fairies of Light walk over to her, Luna in a foul mood despite her wing being repaired.
Star: We know damn well what she did.
Cirno: ...No hard feelings, right, guys?
"...Right?"
Luna cracks her whip. Wait, where'd she get such a thing?
Luna: "No hard feelings?!" Hell no! You got my wing burned off, Freezie!
Star: Sorry, Cirno...!
Sunny: Queen's orders!
Cirno: Hehe, I'm in danger...
Star and Sunny crack their knuckles. Daiyousei floats to the side.
Cirno: ...Dai, you'd betray me...?!
Daiyousei: Not on your life! But I'm not about to betray Shinjin either! She's stronger than a good percentage of youkai!
Cirno: But I'm the strongest fairy! Y-You know this! You've always known this!
Offscreen Fairy: Maybe you were, before Shinjin got stronger! And at least she tries to back it up!
Cirno: N-No...!
Cirno readies an ice sword.
Cirno: Get back, I'm armed!
Luna: So what?
Sunny and Star pull out a ruby and sapphire staff respectively.
Star: So. Are. We.
Sunny: Ready, girls?~
Luna: Always.
Daiyousei: I wish you luck, Cirno...I can't bear to watch!
Daiyousei flies away.
Cirno: No...NO...!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Back to the garden.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
You hear something die in the distance, but this time it's hilarious.
[Shinjin's ability "Fae Affinity" grows stronger!]
(Y/N): Freaking gold!
Shinjin: Ah, that was cathartic!
Eiki: Well, that's good for a laugh...
Yuuka: Haven't had the time to toy with an unfortunate soul like that in a while!
Dragov: Ah yes, the place where you die, and then die inside.
Shinjin: ...Do we even need to fight?
(Y/N): ...Do we want to fight?
Dragov: I think a better question is "do YOU want to fight?" Because the only thing I know for real is violence.
After a tense moment of silence, you slowly pull out a spellcard with your left hand while sipping a smoothie from the fortress bar with your right.
Dragov: ...whazzat?
Shinjin: Whatcha got there, big bro?
(Y/N): A smoothie.
Eiki: In your right hand, maybe.
[Yakuza Zero - Pledge of Demon]
(Y/N): Eh, what the heck, this is Gensokyo! Punching your best friend in the face is a common greeting here! Besides....
You slam the card down, and the world seemingly begins to morph.
[Border of Duel "Thunderdome" active!]
(Y/N): I'm pretty sure both Yuuka and the Yama want to see what we're capable of.
Yuuka: Are you sure you're not part satori? Because you read my mind.
Eiki: I admit, I am quite curious about your upper limits. And I suppose the gnoll is off the hook, considering he at least tried to be nice and there's nothing we can do to him.
(Y/N): There was an attempt.
Dragov draws the fiery Eternal Ember. You tap it on the handle to save it for later.
[Eternal Ember has been added to Allusions' catalog!]
Dragov: what?
(Y/N): Stand ability.
Yuuka readies her umbrella, Eiki pulls out another Rod of Remorse, you draw Nightfall, and Shinjin draws her wand. You also hand Elena a darksteel rapier.
When the dust clears, you appear to be in a dojo that stretches on infinitely.
[Forge - Legacy]
Elena: Aww, you do care~!
[1:25]
(Y/N): Barely. Besides, legal processes are mind-numbingly lame anyway. From here on out...
(Y/N)/Eiki: This is a trial by combat!
[1:35]
[START]
(Y/N): Speaking of Stands-!
*SHINK*
In the blink of an eye, you bring out the Super Stand Arrow and stab Dragov with it, stunning him and sending him to the floor. You then recall it.
[Pierced!]
Shinjin: (Y/N), why?!
(Y/N): Eh, he'll live.
Dragov: It's my stand ability-
Yuuka and Shinjin dash at each other and clash weapons.
Yuuka: I've been waiting for an opportunity like this...so come on. Show me that power of yours.
Shinjin: Gladly!
Yuuka and Shinjin ascend into the sky, beginning their own battle.
(Y/N): Give 'er hell, Shin!
Eiki stabs the RoR into the ground like a key, creating...a portal?
Eiki: Komachi, let's gAH-!
You equip True Dragon Style and dropkick Eiki in the face before she can finish.
[7500 DMG] [Preemptive!] [First Strike!]
(Y/N): You call it summoning animation, I call it free damage!
Then, a redette somersaults out of the portal and lands next to Eiki, who slowly gets up.
Dragov: Not another one-
(Y/N): Darn, it still triggered.
(Y/N): (Huh, normally stat screens aren't that dynamic. This is new.)
Komachi: So you're the guys giving us so much trouble? A hyena and a human?
(Y/N): Um, no. You're like, 5% right.
Dragov: A human who isn't actually a human at all and became possibly the furthest you can get from a human in this place, another human who inexplicably turned into a hyena, a fairy who is a minor god in disguise, too many women in maid outfits, too many women with huge hungalungadoos, omnipotent maids, someone fecking with reality, a DIO reference, two KFC ads, unfunny meme characters, convoluted ability number five million nine-eighty-two thousand twenty-seven, a Made in Heaven Reference, A torch full of heroes, status effect spam, heal spam, plot armor on the side, the ashes of the fourth wall, two flower lovers, more maids, at least 5 lesbians, more Jojo references, Elena, Elena 2 whos singing, Elena 3 sleeping, Elena 4 in the shower, Elena 5 XP farming, and so on so forth.
Elena: You act like it's only 5.
(Y/N): You also forgot the 80-plus people I'm probably gonna turn into at some point and kick various types of ass as or summon and kick various ass alongside.
(Y/N): [BTW, I'm 99.99% sure Komachi's the only one with bodacious badonkers, and even then that's a Lost Word art thing.]
Dragov: [How was I supposed to know?]
(Y/N): [Do ANY research at all.]
Dragov: [Research? Blasphemy.]
Eiki: Komachi, that "human" is the Phantasmal Chimera.
Komachi: Eh, chimera schimera! It's just another guy.
Your eyes narrow, and you audibly sigh.
(Y/N): You do realize I fought, humiliated, and then promptly killed a literal Mad God before becoming a chimera in the first place, right?
Eiki: I remember seeing that, yes.
Komachi: ...excusemeyouwhat?
Dragov: Is there anyone in this goddamn franchise who doesn't have a superiority complex?
(Y/N): Eh, I can name a few. Word of advice, put names to aesthetics and voices, not faces. Trust me, it'll save you many migraines. Also, next game we face off against literal gods and likely another Player.
Komachi: So! You ready for this 2v3? Cause I sure am.
(Y/N): Ah yes, the lazy ferrywoman and the judge of the dead versus me, my brother in arms, a half-elf swordswoman with probably the biggest god-complex in this whole series, (And THAT'S saying something,) and my over 100 summons at the ready.
Eiki: ...How many?!
(Y/N)/Elena: Don't worry, it's consensual.
Dragov: It's also morbin' time!
"ALLUSIONS REQUIEM!" "DREADFUL CARNAGE!"
You open the battle with some Butterfly Knives, and Dragov's shadow begins to get up and... move on its own???
(Y/N): Oh boy, here we go.
Dragov: So this is Allusions in action, huh?
(Y/N): Requiem, but yes.
You pull out a transceiver and press a button.
[Friendly predator missile inbound.]
Komachi: Predator wha-
*BONK*
You throw a Bone Crusher square at Komachi's head for a stun. She then gets hit by the predator missile and sent flying, along with the hammer that hits Eiki from behind on the way back.
[6036{Stagger} + 18964{Crit} = 25000 DMG total]
[5000 DMG]
In retaliation, Eiki dashes backward and fires upon you. You weave through, and in the blink of an eye, briefly channel Ryu's power for a Shoryuken, sending her up, where you then use Magnega to keep her in place.
[5500 DMG] {Airborne}
[2000 DMG] {Stagger - Crit Ready!}
Eiki: Magic magnets. Why and how?
Dragov: Yes.
Hime: ...wait, how did you learn the Magnet element on your own?
(Y/N): Gravity magic and intuition.
You and Dragov jump up to Eiki, ready to strike,
Komachi: No you don't!
And Komachi foolishly attempts to interrupt, swinging her scythe...for you to catch.
[Shin Scythe has been added to Allusions' catalog!]
(Y/N): Not a chance! Dragov, to you!
Grabbing Komachi using her own scythe, you throw her to Dragov while you Shadow Install and slam Eiki back into the ground.
[ATK UP 20%]
[DR UP 20%]
[13,500 DMG] {Critical!}
Dragov: Begone, thot!
Dragov then throws the Komachi-holding scythe into the horizon.
Komachi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!
*Twinkle*
{OUT}
Eiki: And there she goes...*cough*
(Y/N): By the way, DD-cup's ability is to control distance.
As Eiki gets up, you dash down to her and M1 Rush, followed up with an explosive grab. You then pull put the Bone Crushers away and pull out an irregularly shaped black sword and scythe with red blades...Ceres.
"It's said that should you fall a great height while wishing for death, this thing would take you to Tartaros with its giant claws. Ironic, huh?"
{Special - Sword path leaves damaging trails of light}
How the HELL is Komachi back already?! Oh right, her ability.
Komachi: Ain't that my thing? Reaper lady and all that?
(Y/N): Eh, someone has to do your job properly.
Did you just-
Dragov: Oh snap. He called your ass out.
Eiki: So it's not just me, hm? You could stand to be more diligent, Komachi. If even the living know your shortcomings.
Komachi: Eiki...!
You and Dragov nodding at each other, he goes for Eiki while you quickly equip V2 and punch Komachi in the- OH GREAT HEAVENS!
Komachi: G-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND TREATING WOMEN LIKE THAT!
{Crit Ready!}
Everyone freezes in place except for you. You slowly walk toward her.
(Y/N): I yearn for true gender equality.
Komachi: Why is this happening?!
You ignite the blades, and combo Komachi with unrelenting force the second the others unfreeze, speeding up as you go.
*SLASH-SLASH*
I am an advocate of there being no gender on the battlefield,
*BASH-SLASH-SLASH*
And I have no patience for someone who spouts about female privilege when it suits them,
*SLASH-BASH*
and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient!
|Level 1|[X-CLEAVE] {25,000}
[101,530 DMG total] {Critical!}
At the end of the combo, you grab Komachi again(swiping her hair beads) and throw her into a damaged pillar. Said pillar collapses, burying her under it and the fallen ceiling.
[24,470 DMG] {Bury} {DOWN!} {CRACK}
Hime: [Haha, nice going!]
(Y/N): That oughta keep her busy for a while. (And most bosses don't regenerate health, so she'll be in execute range when she's back up.)
Shinigami dealt with, you turn back towards the other two and slow time to aim the Railgun technique. You shoot Eiki and a clone uses Serum W against Dragov.
{OUT}
[10,000 DMG] [HEADSHOT - Critical!] {CRACK}
(Y/N): (That's definitely new...)
[Eiki Shiki: 280,000/325,000]
Eiki: Judgement Raid!
Eiki imbues the RoR with power and flings it at you like a boomerang. You throw Ceres into the air for your setup and activate Shroud of Storms, catching the RoR.
[Rod of Remorse has been added to Allusions' catalog!]
Eiki: Don't break that one, I only have so many of these...
(Y/N): Who said that was the plan?
As Eiki dashes at you, you instead kick it back at her head.
[Counter! - 7500]
You use the stun time to dash behind her, and unleash Wind Ascend, sending you both into the air.
[2500] {Airborne}
On the way up, you regrab Ceres, activate Dragon Star, channel Shulk, activate the Buster art, slash once,
[Crit Ready!]
[The Monados have been added to Allusions' catalog!]
(Y/N): Not even judges are immune to judgment, friend.
-And use the two swords to repurpose Spiral Spin into a wind-charged Hurricane Spin, cutting into her like a buzzsaw.
(Y/N): I'll admit, it took a while to turn Spiral Spin into a move that didn't suck.
Hitting her over and over...
Eiki: How long is this attack going to go on?!
And over...
(Y/N): This combo ends when I say it ends!
And over...
Eiki: Stop! Please! N-No more!
Also, you are ripping her uniform TO SHREDS!
{CHING} {CHING} {CHING} {CRACK}
Meanwhile, Dragov briefly stops duking it out with your clone to address the bullcruddery on display.
Dragov: How long does that move last?!
(Y/N): How long can it do damage?
Dragov: Dear god.
...It's still going.
{CHING} {CHING} {CHING}
When you finally decide to stop spinning, Eiki's in critical condition.
[151,374 DMG] {C R A C K}
Yama bully day, eh? She's shuddering.
Eiki: Wh-Who are you people?! And why are you this strong?!
(Y/N): Experience, son! It improves everything about me in response to any form of challenge!
Eiki: W-What?
(Y/N): You cannot defeat me in your current state.
You cast a time move on her with an outstretched palm.
[STASIS]
(Y/N): Ok, now I'm gonna need you to hold on a minute while I punch my buddy in the face so he doesn't chop your head off once you fall unconscious.
Dragov: Screw you.
Elena: When and where?
Dragov: Wasn't talking to you.
Dragov finishes off your clone, but as it dissipates, you rush out from behind it with a Spiral Strike, briefly manifesting a drill.
(Y/N): Duck this one!
Dragov: Oh shi-
Dragov panic guards and you punch through his block... a thunderous boom sounds on the spot.
[BREAK!]
Dragov: I will never understand why a game with bullet hell has guard brea-
(Y/N): Because it's a bullet hell fighting game!
Dragov flashes red,
(Y/N): Gotcha.
And then you promptly use Titan-Slayer's Annihilate to cut him in half for stupidly LOSING his block.
[EXECUTE.ME] [K.O]
Dragov's body fades to dust as you put away Ceres.
(Y/N): Skill issue, adapt lol, also it's a franchise, also this has effectively become an ARPG fighting game with slight bullet hell elements.
[Crit Ready!]
(Y/N): And it's also about time.
You then equip the TF2 Diamondback and Ambassador as Eiki and Komachi break free of their restraints, turning to face them-
(Y/N): Nothing personnel, Yaxamandu!
Eiki: ...Oh dear.
Komachi: Oh shi-
And using Desperado twice.
*BA-BANG*
[HE-HEADSHOT]
HOLY HELL, THE HEALTH BARS...
{SHATTERED!} {Komachi - K.O.}
(Y/N): That's a mechanic?!
Shisutemu: [It is now!]
(Y/N): Since when?!
Shisutemu: [I coded it in while you were fighting Elena.]
Eiki and Komachi are sent sprawling on the ground, completely unable to move.
Eiki: (Why can't I move?!)
Komachi: ...Damn iiiit...
Eiki looks up at you nervously, eyes watery and shaking at what your next move might be.
"I knew you held a substantial amount of power, but...I didn't know you could...defeat us...How? What?"
(Y/N): Simple. flips-
*ahem*
(Y/N): I make my own fate, and I don't let anything or anybody say otherwise.
"Even and especially, gods or beyond."
Komachi: ...unstoppable, uncontrollable, immortal, unkillable, unmatched...
You look down towards a bracing Eiki, and reach for a handshake, surprising her. Meanwhile, Yuuka and Shinjin crash into the ground.
(Y/N): And don't worry about Dragov. I'll do my best to keep him in line.
Eiki gives you a smile,
Eiki: ...you're not nearly as bad as you initially seemed, are you? Seems I still have quite a lot to learn....
-and she passes out. Komachi soon follows, and you pluck a ribbon off of Eiki's hat.
[Eiki - K.O.] 四季 -ノックアウト
{The Game Is Set}
ゲームが設定されています
And with that, everyone who can still move puts their weapons away.
[Homestuck - Victory Theme]
{Battle Report - Victory }
[Dramatic Finish Bonus - 15,000 G]
[157500/12520 XP] [Level up!]
[9,227 + 15,000 = 24,227 G]
[You reached Level 110!]
[Shinjin reached Level 103!]
[Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape]
[Eastern Dream has gained 2 new abilities!]
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[Eastern Dream - Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu]
[Judgement Element - Can be applied to any move that does direct damage. While technically not an element, it takes on the properties of your target's weakness. For example, it would do fire damage against an ice-based enemy and vice versa. For targets with no standard weaknesses (or if it would be more effective), it will instead do true non-elemental damage, ignoring defenses. Targeting an ally will heal them instead.]
[Karmic Retribution - Your data scan and aura sense have gained a new property; they can now detect and calculate a target's karma, regardless of whether it's good or evil. You also gain access to a list of major events from the past of who you're interacting with, to properly pass judgement and maybe gain insight into their psychological weaknesses.]
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[Eastern Dream - Komachi Onozuka]
[Closing the Distance (or opening it) - Simple as they come. Manipulate the distance between yourself (as well as anything/anyone connected to you) and whatever you see as your target, whether it be an entity, object, or location, with proportionate MP use. This is light on mana, but be careful not to give your allies vertigo.]
[Spirit Synthesis EX - You already have this, don't you? Well, it's leveling up. Spirits you interact with can now, at your permission, take their former forms and aid you, effectively temporarily making them ghosts. They're immune to physical damage, but very not immune to magic/spirit damage. Interaction with the material world is possible for them. Once either of you decides enough's enough, they'll return to spirit form. Should you cease interaction, they'll revert within the hour, unless you spend some mana to make them a ghost permanently.]
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[Several cards have been added to your spell deck!]
[2 new units have been added to the Puppet Bag!]
...How did SHINJIN pin YUUKA?! Both look winded, to be fair, but HOW?!
Yuuka: ...You just keep getting stronger, don't you?
Shinjin winks, pulling Yuuka up as she gets up.
Shinjin: Yeah. That's the benefit of being a Player Of Games.
(Y/N): I don't know how the heck you won that, but I'm damn proud of ya.
Shinjin: See? I can handle myself. Have some faith!
Shinjin looks around.
Shinjin: But I can't see Dragov anywhere. You didn't...actually kill him...did you?
(Y/N): Eh, he'll be back in 10 seconds or so. Probably less. I can win the battle, but not the war. TO be fair, neither can he. Now let's heal these spirits.
While you heal Eiki and Shinjin heals Komachi, Dragov walks back onscreen, literally holding a piece of paper, reading over it.
(Y/N): Like I said.
Dragov: Boring, boring, boring, boring, situational, boring, I prefer burst damage, boring, situational, dumb, boring, weird,
Eiki and Komachi get up.
Eiki: ...Ah, right, you can heal. I suppose we can stay out a bit longer with this. Thank you both. And I will generously accept that, as I will have some explaining to do upon return...
Dragov: -boring, convoluted, complicated, that's 300 iterations of projectile spam, boring, too dramatic...
Komachi: For such ridiculous people, you "Players" are oddly generous...
Dragov: Oi! do you idiots have anything here that isn't either status effects, chip damage, projectile spam, or something too situational to use for anything besides plot?
(Y/N): Why you talking?! You're not even reading the damn thing! Just pick one of 'em!
Dragov, through a combination of hating rules, being a DM, being dissonant, and not caring to read more than a single paragraph for an ability, decides to add an essence to the lis-... WAIT WHAT THE FU-
[Dragov has gained Essence of Sympathy!]
(Y/N): ...That's the last thing I expected it to be named.
HOW MUCH POWER DOES THIS MAN HAVE?!
(Y/N): ...A/N number two.
A/N: Yep.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[Essence of Sympathy]
Exclusively willed into existence by Dragov himself, Essence of Sympathy represents the mean man's understanding of death. He can channel his rising Daemon energy in order to grant others he finds worthy a burst of immortality.
Activated by slamming Sorvadize into the ground with a yell. Indicated by the dark spots of his fur flaring up orange.
When activated, Dragov gains 10 stacks of Last Stand(10 seconds each), as well as granting the 3 lowest health allies within 50 feet 5 stacks. [100-second Cooldown. Cannot be cast for 15 seconds after Dragov's Auto Revive]
[Last Stand: HP cannot fall below 1 without special conditions. (Executes remove 2 stacks, true executes remove ALL stacks AND crack the healthbar.) Cannot be dispelled by normal means.]
Dragov sighs contently, knowing his very existence causes Marisa, Reimu, Sakuya, and literally anyone who knows to lose hope in understanding this reckless moron.
(Y/N): ...And now the only way to kill him is to have a True Execute.
Shinjin: Don't you have one? Or several, considering the Smashers?
(Y/N): Yeah, but not everybody will.
[Dragov's Race Has Changed!?]
[Dragov Has become a Daemon... Unlike demons, Daemons wield no natural understanding of otherworldly magic, instead clinging to the earth and serving her, in some hope they may be forgiven. Daemons are immune to Darkness damage, Doom/RNG-based Instant Death, and cannot be perfect guarded. Daemons gain 10% the EXP from bosses, but 2500% the normal EXP from standard enemies. Daemons cannot be inflicted with: Regeneration, Bleed, Heavy bleed, confusion, charm, soul lock, soul drain, silenced/syphon, dispel, bind, or blind.
Daemons passively gain 1% of their max hp as shielding every 3 seconds when within 20 feet of flora. if a plant is trampled within sight, Daemons will gain dazed for .1 seconds and frenzy for 5 minutes (Frenzy: The target will consider anything nearby a foe, gaining 5% extra damage for every attack performed) This can be forcibly dispelled by any spirit of nature, such as Shinjin or Yuuka]
Dragov, after a few seconds, kneeled down. he was silent, staring ahead, his eyes completely blacked out aside from the fiery orange of his pupils. He clutched Sorvadize and staggered up, muttering barely audible enough to be understood.
Dragov: Redemption is always a choice... forgiveness is a privilege... but for the worst of us...All we want, all we need...
"...is a Rebirth."
Eiki's eyes widen.
Eiki: ...Is he having a revelation?
(Y/N): 5-minute character arc.
Dragov: GO COMIT LESBIAN OR ADD MORE MALES.
*dragov gains a 40k Warhammer voice*
Dragov: Harems are heresy. Brotherhood is the truth.
Elena: See, even he knows.
(Y/N): This is Touhou. Everybody knows the second one is impossible, I'd be very surprised if multiple people haven't committed yuri already (besides the ones we know that have), and if harems ever even become a factor it'd quickly turn into poly. In ALL possible scenarios.
Dragov: Excuse me what?
(Y/N): What? Just stating facts. I can only think of one person who'd even possibly exclusively have eyes for me. And even then, that's a pretty big possibly.
Doesn't help your case that said one person's first name is the only 2hu name that starts with a P.
Dragov: Ahem?
(Y/N): Shut your goddamn mouth.
Shinjin: (Y/N), quit trying to mask your thinly veiled crush. She'll find out eventually.
Patchouli: [You say that as if I haven't already. And...I accept.]
(Y/N): [...Normally, I'd say now's not the time, but I'm pretty sure a few time slots have opened up, so do you want me to swing by so we can talk about this in person?]
Patchouli: [Please do, dear.]
Dragov does the Ricardo Milos stare.
(Y/N): Okay, that is settled, MOVING ON!
Yunyun flies into view from nowhere in particular.
Eiki: ...Is that Yuyuko?
Dragov: Who?
(Y/N): Nah, it's Yunyun.
Yunyun: Your local friendly Yuyuko puppet!
Dragov/Eiki: ...You can make puppets of people?
Eiki: How?
(Y/N): Eastern Dream - Alice. But I require something from the person in particular. It's only weird if you make it weird.
Dragov: Eastern Dream who?
(Y/N): Alice Margatroid. Puppeteer.
Shinjin: Oh hey, Yunyun. When'd you come out? And why?
Yunyun: Few hours ago. I was "plan B", whatever that means.
(Y/N): Anyway, since you've returned, is it safe to assume you've rounded up the excess spirits?
Yunyun: Mhm.
Yunyun then drops a boulder of souls on Komachi.
Komachi: Ack!
Dragov: Holy damn.
Eiki: See? This is what you get for slacking off so much.
Komachi glares at you, struggling to get up.
Komachi: ...How are these so heavy...?!
(Y/N): You feel your sins crawling on your back.
Komachi: Shut uuuuuuup...
Dragov: ...Now what?
(Y/N): Hey Shinjin, are you staying or going?
Shinjin: I'll stay out here for a while longer.
(Y/N): Aight then. Buddy, you're with me.
Dragov: In wha-
You put a hand on Dragov's back, then teleport to Akyuu's office.
Dragov: -t.
Akyuu: Ah, that was quick! Welcome back, (Y/N)! Anything to report-
She then notices Dragov.
Akyuu: WHAT THE, WHO IS THAT?!
(Y/N): Exactly who I thought he was.
Dragov: What? Never seen a hyena before?
Akyuu: ...N-No? And certainly not one walking on two legs and talking!
(Y/N): Don't worry, the situation's sorted, I have him under control. I think.
Akyuu: Okay, if you're sure...T-Thank you, I'll notify Yukari.
Dragov: Who?
(Y/N): What do you mean, who? You fought her first!
Akyuu: ...Did she not-
Dragov: Which one?
(Y/N): The purple-clad blonde MILF.
Dragov: Oh.
Akyuu: ...What's a MILF?
Dragov: How naive are you?
(Y/N): Don't ask.
Akyuu: Okay, not asking.
(Y/N): ...Wanna get some pizza or something? Actually, we should probably get the rest of the Players of Games, make it your initiation.
Dragov: Sure.
(Y/N): Ace. I'll call Kaguya and tell her to meet us at the Forge in 30 minutes. Right now, though, I'mma go see Patchipat. Already marked your map. Later! And be nice to Akyuu, she's just trying her best.
You place Kyoukai down for insurance and teleport to the SDM.
Dragov: Aaand he's gone.
Akyuu: Don't mind him, he's a busy man on days like these.
Akyuu extends a hand to Dragov with a smile, who looks down at it, then up at her.
Akyuu: Welcome to Gensokyo...
Dragov hesitantly returns the handshake.
Dragov: My real name gets omitted whenever someone tries to say it for some reason, so just call me Dragov. Dragov Fuseleer.
Akyuu: I can do that. Welcome, Dragov.
=[30 Minutes Later]=
(Y/N): So, that should be just about everything.
Dragov: That is a lot.
Kaguya: We know.
Shisutemu: I would know, 'cause I made it.
(Y/N): So, while we're on the subject, want some new armor? It increases your maximum health by like, 50.
Dragov: That's impossible.
Shinjin: Not for us, and not for Kiki!
Dragov: Who?
(Y/N): Kitsune craftsmith with the power of creation.
Dragov: Creating what?
(Y/N): Damn near anything.
Kiki: I actually built this whole fortress, haha!
[1 new message]
Kaguya glares at Shisutemu.
Kaguya: ...No. No you didn't.
(Y/N): Shisu, did you add group chats to the system?
Shisutemu: Maybe.
[The Gamer Channel {global chat}]
Yukari: [Excuse me, darling, I know this is half an hour late, but...MILF?!]
(Y/N): [Ran and Chen. (my logic is flawless)]
Kaguya: [...Oh shit, his logic IS flawless]
Dragov: [How did she even-]
(Y/N): [Yukari can see everything, and Ran's ears are half the size of her head and she's an extension of Yukari herself, so she also hears everything.]
Reimu: [Can't handle a little teasing, Yukari?]
Yukari: [REIMU?!]
(Y/N): [Holy hell, Rei, she came to gawk and you killed her.]
Elena: [Man]
Dragov: [Horse]
(Y/N): [Centaur]
Dragov: [Crap, we've been had.]
Patchouli: [Indeed you have...]
(Y/N): [Man, we've got everyone here today.]
Then, something happens that none of the Players of Games were ready for.
Eiki: [Testing testing 1 2 3]
Komachi: [this thing working?]
Shinjin: [In under an hour?]
Kaguya: [wjat how it took me 2 days]
(Y/N): [Wasn't expecting you two to get a handle on that that quickly.]
Eiki: [We use similar devices for remote communication, so adapting wasn't hard.]
Kiki: [The Yamas have phones?]
Dragov: [Canon?]
Eiki: [Oh god it's him, get him away from me-]
(Y/N): [Don't worry, he can only punch you in the face if he's directly front of you.]
Dragov: [While you studied the card, I studied the kill.]
(Y/N): [And I studied the kill combo.]
Dragov: [Of course you did.]
(Y/N): You know, I'm glad you're here, pal. You remind me of the not-sucky parts of Earth life, few as they may be.
Kaguya: Also he knows every new player means the group as a whole gets far more threatening.
Dragov: Wait, this is an actual guild?
Kiki: You bet.
Shinjin: And no matter what...
(Y/N): Or who we're up against...
Shisutemu: Against us five...
(Y/N): Players of Games...
"They'll never stand a chance!"
-----[Gamer of Gensokyo, Eastern Dreamer, Phantasmal Warrior ~ (Y/N) (L/N)]-----
Race: Phantasmal Chimera
[Human, Youkai(+Youkai Magician), Vampire, Fairy, Yuki-onna, Phantom, Ghost, Kitsune, Tengu(Crow), Oni]
Level: 110
HP: 67,500/67,500 (Regen: 4500/min, times 10 when resting) (75/sec)
BR: 11,250/11,250 (Regen: 225/sec, times 10 when resting) (Effectively 450/sec)
MP: 22,500/22,500 (Regen: 450/sec, times 10 when resting) (Effectively 900)
Spellpower: 87/87 (Regen: .87/sec, times 10 when resting) (Effectively 1.49)
Critical: 0%
Drive: 64/75 (Used for Last Words.)
Crit Charge Rate: 535% [x5]
Loot Chance: 4350% [x5]
Extra Rolls: 5 [x5]
Max Run Speed: 24240 MPH / 39011 KMH
Max Flight Speed: 72,720 MPH / 117031 KMH
True Max Ground Speed(Fleetfoot): 126048 MPH / 202855 KMH
[Mach 169.7] [x5]
True Max Air Speed: 96960 MPH / 156042 KMH
[Mach 130.6] [x5]
STR: 810 (764+36)
END: 810 (764+36)
VIT: 900 (848+52)
INT: 1500 (848+600+52)
WIS: 900 (848+52)
SPR: 870 (834+36)
LUK: 870 [x5] (834+36)
CHR: 444 (408+36)
AGI: 2425 [x5] (874+1500+36)
Stat Points: 0 (5 per level, +5 every 5 levels after that) (Currently 110)
Ability Points: 0 (1 per level, +1 every 5 levels after that) (Currently 22)
Gold: 760,000
XP: 0/20400
-Abilities-
[Eastern Dream, Level ???]
[Stand - Allusions Requiem]
[Phantasmal Shift]
[Eastern Dream - Shinjin Pikushi, Affection Level 6] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Tsubakura Enraku, Level 300] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Hieda no Akyuu, Affection Level 2] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Kosuzu Motoori, Affection Level 1] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Yukari Yakumo, Level NULL(4)] {"Not just yet."}
[Eastern Dream - Reimu Hakurei, Affection Level 5] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Marisa Kirisame, Affection Level 3] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Hong Meiling] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Patchouli Knowledge, Affection Level 5] [Defeated] [Smitten]
[Eastern Dream - Sakuya Izayoi, Affection Level 2] [Defeated] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Remilia Scarlet] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Alice Margatroid, Affection Level 3] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Cirno] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Letty Whiterock] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Youmu Konpaku, Affection Level 1] [Defeated] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Yuyuko Saigyouji, Affection Level 2] [Defeated] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Aya Shameimaru, Affection Level 1] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Suika Ibuki, Affection Level 1] [Befriended] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Fujiwara no Mokou, Affection Level 1] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Reisen Udongein Inaba] [Defeated]
[Eastern Dream - Kaguya Houraisan, Affection Level 1] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Eirin Yagokoro, Affection Level 1] [Befriended]
[Eastern Dream - Yuuka Kazami, Affection Level 2] [Befriended] NEW
[Eastern Dream - Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu, Affection Level 1] [Defeated] [Befriended] NEW
[Eastern Dream - Komachi Onozuka] [Defeated] NEW
[System Call]
[Spirit Link II]
[Speed Synthesis II]
[Fleetfoot II]
[Breeze From Home]
[Resolve, Max Level]
[Dispeller, Level 90]
[Conjuration, Level 90]
[Elemental Bow Construction]
[Experience Indux]
[Flow] [+3000%]
[Shroud of Storms]
[Instant Spell]
[Awakening, Lv100]
[Overdrive, Lv300] {x15000}
[Aetherdrink, Lv30]
[Movement Mastery -> Unbound Mobility]
[Magic Arrow]
[Teleport, Lv60]
[Mana Shot]
[Gamer Sense]
[Fast Learner, Level 60]
[Friends in High Places, Level 60]
[Unbound, Max Level]
[Power of the Gamer, Max Level?]
[Unbreakable Bonds, Unknown Land]
[Weapon Master]
[Rule of Cool]
[Hourai Immortality]
<Summons>
[Kazuma Kiryu, Dragon of Dojima]
<={[Essences]}=>
[Essence of the Eastern Legend]
[Diluted Essence of the Smasher] [5%]
+Puppet Bag+
Ari [Alice Margatroid]
Chishiki [Patchouli Knowledge]
Kyoukai [Yukari Yakumo]
Hiore [Reimu Hakurei]
Hisutan [Shisutemu Pureyatsu]
Kurafu [Kiki Wasuremoni]
Chronoa [Sakuya Izayoi]
Majo [Marisa Kirisame]
Jackie [Youmu Konpaku]
Yunyun [Yuyuko Saigyouji]
Sami [Aya Shameimaru]
Feniku [Fujiwara no Mokou]
Hime [Kaguya Houraisan]
Judi [Eiki Shiki Yamaxanadu] NEW
Rimu [Komachi Onozuka] NEW
=Spell Deck=
Back At You "UNO Reverse Card - 50% Power" Tier 5
Instant Construction "It's Free Real Estate" Tier 3
Starter Deck's Offense "Spell Card 101" Tier 1
Super Flashbang "Think Fast, Chucklenuts" Tier 2 NEW
Trifecta Barrier "Omni-Shield" Tier 4
Len'en Sign "Monochrome Railgun" Tier 3
Seal Sign "Syphon Spark Beta" Tier 6
Syphon Sign "Ability Seal" Tier 6
Reference Sign "Stardust Platinum" Tier 7
Meme Action "The Pro-Gamer Move" Tier 6
Lucky Arrow "Bizzare Adventure" Tier ? NEW
Master of Puppets "One Man Army" Tier 4 NEW
Time Art "Chrono Break" Tier 4 NEW
Eternal Philosophy "Strike when the Iron Ignites" Tier 3 NEW
Righteous Heart "Spirit Spark" Tier 5 NEW
Border of Duel "Thunderdome" Tier 0 NEW
=Last Words=
Reference Sign "Road Roller" Tier 7
Puppeteer Of Potential "Ignition Awakening" Tier 6
"Boundary of Reality and Fantasy" Tier 5
God of References "Allusions Over Heaven" Tier 12
Instant Killing Blow "Titan Slayer's Annihilate" Tier 6
Relentless, Redemption, Representative "The Gamer" Tier X NEW
__Tag Spells__
"Standmaku Crusaders"
"Eternal Session"
Double Team "Shared Sacred Power - [insert character]" NEW
--Inventory—
All-Learning Dragon Ring - [Equipped, Accessory]
Superior - [Equipped, Secondary]
Casual Kimono
Robe of the Shadow Magus
Puppet Bag - [Equipped, Utility]
Veil of the Wandering Vagrant - [Equipped, Armor]
Nightfall - [Equipped, Primary]
Health Elixir - {5/5}
Picnic Basket of Holding
P-Can x 8
Drive Restore x 8
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-----[Fairy Sage of the Forest, Guardian of Nature ~ Shinjin Pikushi]-----
Race: Fairy Spirit
Level: 103
HP: 57,750/57,750(Regen: 3850/min, times 10 when resting) (64/sec)
MP: 15,400/15,400 (Regen: 77/sec, times 10 when resting)
Drive: 39/39
Spellpower: 77/77 (Regen: .77/sec, times 10 when resting)
Crit Charge Rate: 325%
Loot Chance: 2250%
Max Run Speed: 8550 MPH / 10219 KMH
Max Flight Speed: 68,400 MPH / 81754 KMH
STR: 450
END: 450
VIT: 770
INT: 770 (740+30)
WIS: 770 (750+20)
SPR: 770 (760+10)
LUK: 450
CHR: 400
AGI: 855
Stat Points: 0 (4 to start, +4 every 5 levels) (Currently 76)
Ability Points: 108 (1 every 5) (Currently 19)
Gold: 107,474
XP: 0/14500
-Abilities-
[Geomancy]
[Fae Flight Lv20/20]
[Avatar of Nature]
[Resistor, Lv20/20]
[Ephemeral]
[Fae Affinity]
[Rejuvenate, Lv175]
[Ace Pilot, Lv100]
[Spark of Life, Lv 100/100]
[Sentient Magic, Level 70]
[Still Got It, Level 100]
[Mind Temple] NEW
[Hourai Immortal]
<={[Essences]}=>
[Essence of the Stronghold]
=Spell Deck=
Fairy Sign "Scatter Bullet" Tier 1
Leaf Shield "Nature Membrane" Tier 2
Blinding Light "Solar Flare" Tier 3
Misleading Medicine "Poison Bomb Barrage" Tier 4
Sky Blue Days "Sunny Milk" Tier 5
Moon's Gentle Shadow "Luna Child" Tier 5
Brilliant Nightlights "Star Sapphire" Tier 5
=Last Words=
Sacred Power "Shinjin Pikushi" Tier 8
God of Nature "Gaia's Blessing" Tier 7
--Inventory--
Circlet of Unbound Power - [Equipped]
Health Elixir - {5/5}
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-----[Living RPG System, Supernatural Automaton ~ Shisutemu Pureyatsu]-----
Race: Automaton/Doll
Level: 99
HP: 180,000/180,000 (Regen: 14400/sec, times 10 when resting)
SH: 36,000/36,000 (Regen: 360/sec, times 10 when resting)
EN: 72,000/72,000 (Regen: 3600/sec, times 10 when resting)
ADR: 0/180
Critical: 0%
Crit Charge Rate: 3700%
Loot Chance: NULL
Max Run Speed: NULL
Max Flight Speed: NULL
True Max Ground Speed(Fleetfoot): NULL
True Max Air Speed: NULL
STR: NULL
END: NULL
VIT: NULL
INT: NULL
WIS: NULL
SPR: NULL
LUK: NULL
CHR: NULL
AGI: NULL
Ability Points: 0 ((LV) per level, rounded down to the nearest 5)
-Abilities-
[Shared Power]
[Infinite Energy]
[Brimming Lifeforce]
[Technokinetic]
[Power Director]
[Weakness] [Critical Mass]
[Nano Machine, Lv720]
[Mana Battery, Lv720]
[Adrenaline Tank, Lv720]
[Advanced Targeting, Lv720]
[Shield Generation, Lvl720]
[Magitechnomechanic Combat]
[Kinetics]
[Vacuum Adaptation]
[Space Combat]
[Ferrokinesis]
=Adrenaline Powers=
MK I "Impenetrable Defense" Tier 1
MK II "Chrono Engine" Tier:2
MK III "Huge Beam" Tier: 3
Final Strike "Black Hole" Tier: 6
Hyper Beam "Ion Laser" Tier: 6
"Call in the Mothership" Tier: 6
Light Show "Lazer Blaze" Tier 6
Explode, My Opposition "Ultra Nuke" Tier: 7
--Inventory—
Recovery Drive - {3/3}
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-----[Eternal Lunatic Princess, Lunar Exile ~ Kaguya Hourisan, Player Level 100]-----
-----[Shatterer of the Verdant Moon, Undying King of Nothing, Accursed Berserker ~ Dragov Fuseleer, Player Level 50]-----