Flesh and Stone {Draal x Read...

By Snow_Wolf9

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Jim Lake's sister, Y/n Lake, is the family fighter and protector. Them and their friend, Toby Domzalski, disc... More

Becoming Part 1
Becoming Part 2
Wherefore Art Thou, Trollhunter?
Gnome Your Enemy
Waka Chaka!
Win Lose or Draal
To Catch a Changeling
Adventures of Trollsitting
Bittersweet Sixteen and Eighteen
Young Atlas and Young Athena
Toby and Jim's shipping plan #1
Claire and Present Danger
The Battle of Two Bridges
Should I or Should I Not?
News!
Comedy Act With Y/n
Return of the Trollhunters
Mudslinging
Roaming Fees May Apply
Blinky's Day Out And Y/n's Day In
The Shattered King
Airheads
A/n
Party Monster
It's About Time
Wingmen
Angor Management
A/n
A/n
A Night To Remember
Something Rotten This Way Comes (+ Y/n's theme song)
Y/n as Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A/n
Escape From the Darklands
Skullcrusher
Grand Theft Otto
KangjigAAARRRGGHH
Homecoming
Hiss Hiss, Bang Bang
Just Add Water/Creepslayerz
The Reckless Club
In the Hall of the Gumm-Gumm King (+Y/n's Theme Song)
Memes I made today
MORE MEMES
EVEN MORE MEMES
Bad Coffee
Parental Guidance
Take down Teenfic.net
The Oath & For the Glory of Merlin
A Whole LOT of More Memes
Y/n being like the Golden Girls
Memes of Me and My Family
A/n

Trollhunters/3Below/Wizards as Vines Because I Can

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By Snow_Wolf9

The vines will be based on the vines above. Some will be left out because I have no idea on who will do what for that certain vine(s), maybe a few added details to make it accurate with the story. Enjoy :)

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Any of the teachers: There's only a couple of days left.
*Jim, Claire, Toby, Y/n heads shot up*
Any of the teachers: But it's still school.
*They start sneaking out of school*
Any of the teachers: We're gonna work.
Y/n: No. :)
*Closes door so then they can skip school to go Trollhunter things*

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*Draal dies*
Y/n: CLEAR!
*Tries to bring him back to life*
*Covers his body with a blanket and cries and morns for his death*

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*NotEnrique sees the family cat*
NotEnrique: Well, hello Mr. Kitty. Can I pet ze kitty? KITTY WHERE YOU GOING!?

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Toby: Can I get a sandwich?
Y/n: No.
Toby: Can I use your bathroom?
Y/n: It's upstairs.
*Goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge*
*Y/n holds the scythe at neck-point behind Toby*
Y/n: I Said No Sammich! >:(

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Jim/Y/n: Thank you so much. I had such a good time.
Claire/Draal: No problem.
Jim/Y/n: Hey, call me.
Claire/Draal: Sure.
Jim's/Y/n's thoughts: 'Why did I say that, she/he probably thinks I'm desperate!'
Claire's/Draal's thoughts: '...'

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Mary: Hey, let me see your phone for a second.
Y/n: Okay.
*Gives phone to Mary*
*One second later, Y/n takes back her phone*
Y/n: Time's up. That's one second.
*walks away*
Mary: That's not what I meant!
Y/n: That's what I meant.
Mary: WHAT?!
Y/n: Hope you learn.
*Continues to walk away*

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*Wakes up and feels her arm is asleep*
Y/n: Oh, no. Not this again!
*Proceeds to slam sleepy arm on the bed as hard as she can on repeat*

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Toby: When bae tells a joke, two of my friends would be like:
*Claire laughs like a normal person*
*Y/n laughs like she's possessed*

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Stuart: People always ask what do you have. Just look at the menu!
Random Customer: Uh, what do y'all have?
*Stuart starts to explode with rage*

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 Past Barbara: Time for bed, sweetie.
Past Y/n: Why?
Past Barbara: Because you need your rest.
Past Y/n: Why?
Past Barbara: To grow big and strong.
Past Y/n: Why?
Past Barbara: Shh, just rest.
*Past Y/n continues to get suffocated with a pillow*

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Y/n: After one hour of trying to put baby Draal to sleep.
*Baby Draal runs away to the stairs*
Y/n: Draal, no!
*Draal slides down the stairs and watches Y/n as he goes down*

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Steve: Did you hear about Eli?
Y/n: What happened?
Steve: He passed. ú^ù
Y/n: Oh, no! My baby!
Steve: This chemistry exam, with flying colors! :D
Y/n: You kidding me?!

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Toby: Hey can I have a bite?
Y/n: Sure, just make sure to have-
*Toby proceeds to eat the whole thing and walks away*
Y/n: ...bite.

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Y/n: Hey Draal, I gotta ask you something.
Draal: What? *in a tired tone*
Y/n: Are you sleeping? :3
Draal: ... *Has 'really' expression*
*Grabs Y/n and cuddles her, just make her flustered as revenge for waking him up and making him annoyed*
*It works*↖(^ω^)↗

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*Blinky on the internet*
Blinky: "Girls who cook"? Then I look into, what Master Jim told me was a skillet. I see what, Tobias calls, Skittles, In the skillet! I don't understand. She is not cooking!

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Claire: what are you thinking about?
Toby: Pizza.
Claire: What?
Toby: Pizza.

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(*Actor's au*)

Troll Y/n: Where do you want to eat?
Draal: I want to kiss your face.
Author/me: Cut! Draal, the line is "A nice restaurant". And... ACTION!
Troll Y/n: Where do you want to eat?
Draal: I want to kiss your face.
Author/me: FU-

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Coach Lawrence: Morning students, first let me hop into lesson. Ha, Ha.
Coach Lawrence: I've never flunked class, I never flunked a test.

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Chomsky: *Growls*
Toby: The power of Christ compels you.
Chompsky: *Still growls*

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Aaarrrgghh/Toby's Dad: Why are you licking the Watermelon?
Baby/Past Toby: So then no one else can have it. :3
Aaarrrgghh/Toby's Dad: ... Genius.
Blinky/Toby's Mom: ... *Face-palms*
Blinky's/Toby's Mom's thoughts: 'Like father, like son' -_-

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Someone: Hey, Y/n, why do you have trust issues?
*Y/n has flashback*
*Some random has a Grape in their hand and holds it out for her*
*Baby Y/n about to take it, then the random baby slowly takes it back and eats it in front of her*

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*Toddler Jim and Y/n plays on their dad's computer*
*Notification: You have 50382 Cookies stored inside of your computer*
Toddler Jim: Cookies-
Toddler Y/n: inside the computer....
*1 minute later, they destroyed their dad's computer just to get cookies, but only met with nothing*

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Aja: I wish life had a pause button.
Varvatos/Krel: Everyday, you-
Aja: Pause!
*Aja turns to them and scream in their face*
Aja: Okay.
Varvatos/Krel: - don't-

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*Y/n walks down the walkway, annoyed as hell*
Narrator: She was walking down the alley when he realized-
Y/n: SHUT UP!
*Y/n shouted as she turned to Steve*
Steve/Narrator: ... that she wanted tacos.
*Y/n pulls out her amulet and transforms and runs after Steve to kill him*

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Random person: Hey, Y/n, what made you interested in fighting?
*Y/n has flashback*
*Toddler Y/n doing random fighting moves from r/f/s (Random fight scene) from f/a/m (Favorite action movie)*

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*Y/n and Claire spending time together watching some Deer*
*Y/n sneezes, scaring them away*
Claire: Nice, Y/n.
Y/n: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?

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Mary: WHERE IS MY PHONE!?!?
Narrator: The next day
Mary: Finally! :D
Phone: You have no new messages. Zero. Zip. Loser. Loser. Loser

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Detective Scott: Yes sir, I'll have the reports to you by tomorrow. Alright. Thanks, boss. Love you. Bye.
Detective Scott: ... Fuck.

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*Mary starts singing in the locker rooms*
Y/n: Has anyone ever told you 'You should be a singer'?
Mary: Yeah, actually.
Y/n: That person is not your friend.

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*Y/n, Jim and Toby walking downtown and sees their teachers, and their teachers see them*
*The teens run off to hide*
Toby: Did they see us?
Y/n: I hope not.

*Meanwhile*

Senior Uhl: Are they gone?
Ms. Janeth: I hope so!

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Steve: Quit being a little bitch!
Eli: Mom, what does bitch mean?
Steve: Mom, Mom, what are you doing?
*Y/n proceeds to beat the shit out of Steve for cussing in front of her baby boy*

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Y/n: I don't understand why when someone has a baby, their first question is "Oh, my god! Who does it look like?" THE THING JUST CAME OUT!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DAMN POTATO!!

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*Everyone singing happy birthday to c/y/h (Character you hate)*
*They're about to blow out the candle when suddenly, Y/n blows out their candle and steals their birthday wish*

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Jim: So, you're the troll that my sister is taking to prom?
Draal: Yeah, she's a-
Jim: You hurt her, I will make sure you'll feel endless torture. :)

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Y/n: There Is A Stalkling In Front Of My- Oh, My... THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND! ... GOOOO!!!

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Troll Y/n/Draal: Ugh, it's so bright! I can do it. I can wake up. But I won't.
*Continues to cuddle each other*

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*King Arthur see algebra for the first time*
King Arthur: I will not have this witchcraft, trollish, buffoonery in my kingdom. Get out!
*Throws it outside his kingdom and into the forest where all of the Trolls are*

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Y/n: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Merlin: I don't know.
Y/n: To get to the bitchy old mans tomb. Knock, knock.
Merlin: Who's there?
Y/n: The chicken! WOOOOOO-

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*Draal sees Y/n smelling a flower*
Draal: What are you doing?
Y/n: Smelling a Rose.
Draal: Weird '*whispers* I wish I was that rose.'
Y/n: What?
Draal: I said your gross!

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*Draal to Nomura when they broke up*
Draal: And on behalf of the church, I now pronounce you... BLOCKED and DELETED! You may now kiss my ass!

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Should Y/n stay a Troll or go back to being human?

Stay Troll?

or

Be human again?

Your choice. :)

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