Location: wanshu inn
Time: morning
Shirou:"hmmm what a good sleep~"
Mordred:*grumble*
Jeanne:"hehe."
The gang just woke up from their slumber,shirou and Jeanne is full of energy while Mordred feel tired..... because she sleep outside the room.
Outside the room?
Yeah shirou woke from his sleep then lock all door and window, Mordred can't just break the door,it will count as property damage.
Shirou:"Mordred good morning,how is your sleep~?"
Mordred:"f#ck you."
Jeanne:"language young lady."
Mordred:"Huh!?who are you my mother!"
Jeanne grab Mordred shoulder, Mordred saw Jeanne eyes,there no light in it.
Jeanne:"no ,but you can call me your big sister."
Mordred:"why the he-"
Jeanne squeeze Mordred shoulder making her felt pain.
Jeanne:"hmmm what you gonna say."
Mordred:"nothing's."
Jeanne let go.
Jeanne:"how about we all get ready and go eat breakfast before we continue our way to liyue harbor."
Both:"oh ok."
Jeanne leave the room.
Mordred:"oi what with all sudden!?"
Shirou:"I don't know!?
Mordred:"I don't know why but ruler look really scary back there."
Shirou:"agree."
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Shirou and Mordred went to the breakfast area to see Jeanne and Aoi talking to a handsome man.
Jeanne turn around to see both of them and wave at them to come to her.
The duo shrug before go toward her table.
Shirou:"hello Jeanne and Mr...."
Zhongli:"hello there,my name is zhongli."
Shirou:"hello there Mr.zhongli,my name is shirou Emiya but call me shirou,to my side is Mordred Pendragon and this lady you should know I suppose."
Zhongli:"yes her name is Jeanne,it nice to meet you shirou."
Shirou:"the pleasure is same."
Shirou (thought):'why does this man have the same vibe and energy as venti,I still didn't confirm with venti is he's the anemo archon,but this man...'
Waitress:"what would you two like?"
Mordred:"give me one golden shrimp ball!"
Shirou:"almond tofu and a glass of water."
Waitress:"I'll be back."
Zhongli:"I never see you three plus the slime Jeanne holding before."
Shirou:"we're from the city of mondstadt,we on the way of going to liyue harbor today."
Zhongli:"ohh look like we have the same plan,I was going to liyue harbor after I'm done with my work."
Shirou:"work?"
Zhongli:"yes,I work for wangsheng funeral parlor at liyue harbor,my job is the job of burring the dead one."
Mordred:"sound like a hard job."
Zhongli:"it ok."
Waitress:"here you go."
The waitress give our order.
Jeanne:"have you finished with your work mr.zhongli?"
Zhongli:"no, I'm not done yet,there is one more thing to do,I need to go to luhua pool to meet someone."
Shirou:"who?"
Zhongli:"my boss."
Shirou:"how about we'll go with you,you seem like to know your way around liyue."
Zhongli:"there seem no problem with that,the more the merrier."
Shirou:"it decided,you two we are following Mr.zhongli to meet his boss and then go to Liyue harbor!"
Both:"hai master!"
Zhongli:"master?I didn't know you guys have that kind of relationship."
Trio:"it not like that!"
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Jeanne and Mordred are packing their belongings while shirou is chatting with zhongli.
Shirou:"mr.zh-"
Zhongli:"please just called me zhongli."
Shirou:"I see, zhongli may I ask you a question?"
Zhongli:"go on."(sipping a tea)
Shirou:"are you the geo archon and you don't need to lie."
Zhongli stop drinking and put his cup down.
Zhongli:"hmmmm what if I am."
Shirou:"I promise not to tell anyone."
Zhongli:"very well I'm indeed the geo archon."
Shirou:"that mean you know venti?"
Zhongli:"Barbatos,yes why.
Shirou:"hehe thank to you for confirming venti is the anemo archon."
Zhongli:"hmmm please explain."
Shirou:"you see the truth,I don't even know you're the Geo archon or neither venti the anemo archon,but the fact that you called venti Barbatos that confirm that venti is a archon."
Shirou:"while you just told me your a geo archon."
Zhongli widen his eyes but regain his posture.
Zhongli:"I see,you just trick me."
Shirou:"sorry,are you mad."
Zhongli:"no,it rather entertaining that a the idea of god getting trick by mortal,and may I ask you question?"
Shirou:"No.........just kidding ask away."
Zhongli:"are you not from this world?"
Shirou:"yes I am."
Zhongli:"I see.."
Jeanne:"you two we ready to go."
Shirou:"let me give our room key to the reception.
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Location:gunhua pool
Mordred:"so where is your boss?"
Zhongli:"that weird she should be here?"
Shirou:"maybe we should look around."
The four look around the place.
???:"ayaya we can't do that sir."
Shirou:"do you heard that?"
Mordred:"I think it from around the corner."
The four look around the corner to see a girl standing Infront of three people.
Zhongli:"directors what going on here?"
The girl look toward us.
Hu tao:"ah mr.zhongli you come at the right time,hmmmm look like you bring some guests."
???:"hey don't ignore us!"
Zhongli:"people what seem to be the problem here?"
Hu tao:"you see this people want to pay 25% least than the original price of the service."
???:"it just a buying a wood coffin,there no need to be so much price."
Hu tao:"but you already sign the contract and you even said you'll pay for the coffin."
???:"like hell I care about the contract!"
Shirou look at zhongli to see what he's doing,but zhongli just stay calm.
Zhongli:"but sir,the fact you still sign the contract,if we bring you to the court you still in the wrong."
The people bring out there weapon.
Hu tao:"Aya look like the situation is getting bad."
???:"like hell we care,if we kill you all now everything will settle,know your place mongrels!"
Mongrels
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Mongrels
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Mongrels
Shirou suddenly have a PTSD.
(Intense Flashbacks!)
Angelica:"you mongrel!"
Angelica:"faker like you have no place in this world!"
Angelica:"your sword is nothing but a hollow fragments!"
ANGELICA:"ZASHHU!!!!"
(present!)
???:" I'm gon-!"
Out of nowhere a fist collide with the person face sending him across the field.
All:"eh!?"
Shirou:"huff...huff...damn you king of heroes!!! You the fucking mongrels!!!"
Shirou start to beat the shit out of all the three person before take the money pouch and throw it to hu tao.
Hu tao:"what just happened?"
Jeanne:"I think shirou must have some bad memories with the word mongrel."
Shirou:"how did you feel that you been called mongrel! Hahahahahahahahahah!"
Mordred:"I think he have some loose screw in his head."
Timeskip after calming shirou down.
Shirou:"fuwah that felt good~"
Jeanne:"shirou I'm worried about your mental health."
Shirou:"I don't know what you mean?oohh by the way my name is shirou Emiya,this Mordred Pendragon,this Jeanne D'arc and lastly Aoi the slime."
Hu tao:"nice to meet you all,my name is hu tao the director of the wangsheng funeral parlor and here!"
She give shirou a coupon.
Shirou:"what this?"
Hu tao:"it a discount coupon for buying a coffins and if it your first time you get free one for your dear one."
Shirou:"eh?"
Zhongli:"anyway look like the job is done,how about we all go to liyue harbor together."
Mordred:"sound like a good idea!"
Shirou:"let go.
TO Be CONTINUED.
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Extra
In the throne of heroes.
Gilgamesh:"why does suddenly I have a urge to kill the faker!?"
Enkidu:"it must been your imagination
Gil-gil."
Gilgamesh:"stop calling me that!"
Enkidu:"what do you mean Gil-gil?"
Gilgamesh greet his teeth.