Regular Show!
By: JG Quintel
(My POV~)
I walked in the hallway reading a book and heading towards my room until... CRASH!!! I jumped and almost dropped my book as I look at Mr.Maellards office! 'Oh god!' I thought as I quickly went outside to see what is the damage until I see his limo sticking out the wall as my eyes widened. "What the?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE LIMO UP THERE?!" I shouted and soon Rigby came out the window. "Sorry about that, Alix! Mordecai here was trying to park the limo, he's a little rusty!" He said as I facepalmed. "You know that you just got Benson in trouble, right?" I asked as Rigby cringed. I sighed and popped my knuckles. "Okay, listen to me good. Back up to me carefully, I hit the gym back when I was a kid. I'll catch the limo." I said as Rigby flinched and went inside, a few seconds later they back up and I hear Benson shout 'Wait!' and the limo fell backward and I caught it and grunt to make sure it doesn't hit the ground. "Steady..." I said and carefully set the limo down gently on the ground as I 'phew'ed and stretched my arms. "There we go," I said as I look up to the hole to see a shocked Benson and a smiling Mr.Maellard as he raised his cane. "I see your pops took my advice!" He said as I nodded. "Sure did, but I had to hit the gym anyway because of my training!" I said as I then went to the house and I see a shocked Mordecai and Rigby through the window as I hummed and went inside to finish my book.
(The next day~)
We're all together at the porch for a meeting with Mr.Meallard and with a businesswoman. "I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work, so let me make this brief." Mr.Meallard said as I raised my brow. "Bean-can, you're being demoted." He said as I flinched. "WHAT?!" Me and Benson said in shock. "Everyone, this is Susan. She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park." He said as I looked at the woman and felt creepy vibes about her.... something is not right with her. "Thank you, Mr.Meallard. First, I'd like to thank Benson for agreeing to step down from his position." She said as my eyes widened. 'This has to be a fucking joke... are you fucking kidding me?!' I thought in shock. "I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time. But now that I'm here, we're gonna get this park back in order the Susan way. So, Pops and Skips, I need you to clean the north-end fountain. Muscle man and Hi five ghost are on Snack-bar duty. Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and (Y/N), you guys rake the leaves." She said and soon walked away as I got the rakes and looked at Benson's dumbfounded look.
(2 hours later~)
I grunt as I keep raking the leaves at my half. 'Is it me or am I the only one who felt off about Susan?' I said as I looked at the three to see them talking. 'I mean, sure she is pretty and all but... I can't help but feel off about her... like... I can feel the evil off in her...' I thought as I gather all the leaves in my half and sighed. "Guys!" I said as I look over to the three as they looked at me. "I need to make a call, can you pick up the leaves in my half while I'm gone," I said as the two gave me a thumbs-up as I went by a tree and soon got my phone out and start dialing. 'Maybe my cousin should know about this... she'll know what to do... hopefully.' I thought as my phone rang while I put it up to my ear.
["Kon'nichiwa?(Hello?) A tired deep voice asked as I flinched.]
"Ah, Katsuki-san. Anata o okoshite mōshiwakearimasenga, watashi wa watashi no itoko to hanasu hitsuyō ga arimasu, sore wa hijō ni jūyōdesu.(Oh, hey Katsuki-san. I'm sorry to wake you but I need to talk to my cousin, it's very important.)" I said as I heard grumbling and I waited for my cousin.
["Kon'nichiwa?(Hello?)" A soft voice asked as I smiled knowing it is my cousin.]
"Hey, Alix! It's (Y/N)! Listen, I need your help." I said as I see the three now gone.
["*YAWN* What's the problem?" Alix sleepily asked since they are in Japan.]
"So here's the thing, I decided to work at a very nice park even if I'm rich but you know how both my parents are. My boss Benson got demoted and was replaced by a woman named Susan. I don't know why but I'm getting like really creepy vibes about her like she's evil or something." I said as I heard silence as I raised my brow. "Alix?" I asked as then I heard a bed creak.
["(Y/N), What does she look like?" Alix asked sounding more serious as I flinched.]
"She has blonde hair wearing a bun, wearing a black business suit, and also wearing black high heels," I said as I heard fast movement.
"(Y/N), listen to me very carefully. What you got here is a serious problem! No matter what keeps me connected, find Benson and escaped the park!" She said as my eyes widened.]
I quickly looked back to see the three gone and I quickly move around the park to find Benson. After a few hours, I found him sitting on the bench with a hobo. "Benson! There you are!" I said as I went to him and he looked at me. "Hey (Y/N), what's up?" Benson asked with a smirk until he saw my worried look. "Alix, I found him!" I said.
["Put me on speaker!" She said as I put her on speaker.]
"What are you-" Benson was cut off by my cousin.
["Was that Benson?" She asked. "Yes," I said as we hear papers. "Good, now both of you listen. Sir, I know you don't know me but my name is Alix Hill. I am known as (Y/N)'s cousin in Japan! She has told me so much about you guys and I want you both to listen to this." She said as we both looked at each other worriedly then at the phone. "Susan is very bad news, no matter what gets your friends to slack off!" She said as our eyes widened.]
"Why? What happens if we don't?" Benson asked confused.
["They will turn into her, become like her and you'll never see them again! She is a parasite!" She said as we gasped and soon we quickly start running to the house.]
"How do we stop her?!" I said worriedly.
["Where she came from is hell so all you have to do is get your friends back, open the gates of hell below and get her in there! She won't bother you again if you do!" She said as I nodded.]
"Right! Anything else?" I asked as I see the house up ahead.
["Nope, just get her in there, and hopefully, your boss will get his job back after that. But to be extra sure If she gets close to you guys... Aim it directly at her heart... Please be careful, (Y/N)." She said and then.... she hung up!]
"What does she mean 'Aim it directly at her heart'?!" Benson said as I look serious knowing what she meant. I return my phone to my pocket as I got up to the door quickly. "Mordecai! Rigby! Are you there?!" I said as I opened the door and headed inside as I look around. Then I see Susan on the couch and carefully approach the couch. "Susan?" I asked warningly until she got up and saw another Susan, they turn to me and I gasped to see their faces. "Mordecai! Rigby!" I said as I teared up. "(Y/N), Benson. Help us!" They both said as Benson looked at them. "You both have to stop doing what she says!" I said. "We can't!" Rigby said. "Why?" I asked as then Mordecai points behind us as we looked to see a mad Susan. I grit my teeth. "I know who you are, Susan," I said as I growled. "Who are you? And you, what are you doing back here? Get ou-" I cut her off when I took a hard swing at her and she plopped to the ground as the three flinched and cringed. "Benson! Pin her!" I said as he flinched and quickly pinned her down as I went to them. "Sit with me," I said as I got their hands, the three of us sat down and I gave them the controllers. "Come on! Play games with me!" I said as they looked at me. "But we're supposed to clean!" The two said. "No you don't, just play with me. Hurry!" I said as we start playing video games. "Benson, keep her down!" I said as I then went to the kitchen and grabbed pizzas for us and went back to the couch as I see them turning back. I put my feet up as they followed and took a bit of pizza as they are now fully back. I got up and looked at them. "No matter what, you two. Keep playing no matter what!" I said as I went to Susan as she frowned. Then I see more Susan's coming and I realized it was the guys as I nodded. "Skips, play solitaire. Pops, help Mordecai and Rigby play! Muscle man and Hi five ghost, start partying like no one watching!" I said as I guide Pops to my place, and gave Skips a deck of cards at Muscle man and Hi five ghost some sodas as they started slacking as I smiled happily. They soon started turning back as Benson smiled until I ran upstairs quickly and entered my room and got something out from under the bed. It revealed a case and I opened it to reveal a beautiful sword. Then I heard a loud roar as I flinched and picked the sword up and I ran to my window. I see a giant red Susan as I gasped. "There's only one way to deal with employees like you!" She said as she walks away for a bit then came back with the top half of a skyscraper as my eyes widened. "Immediate termination!" She said as she raised the building to throw as then a voice was heard. "SUSAN?!" He said as I looked down to see Mr.Meallard! "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" He said as Susan turns to him and I climbed out of my window and to the roof. "I'm running your park for you, you old fool!" She said as I made it to the rooftop and I took steps back to get ready to jump. They both talked until Susan went to grab him as I roared and jumped as I landed on her back as she roared and reach for me. "Get off me you brat!!!" She said as I grunt and hold onto her suit. I grunt as I went up a little until I hear her heart and I got the sword ready until... "HEY SUSAN!!!" A voice shouted and she turned and I look to see Benson in a limo! "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" He shouted and soon Benson drove towards us as I roared and stabbed her fully at the back as she roared in pain and I quickly jumped off when I saw the limo flipping and breaking both her high heels. I screamed and soon someone caught me as I hold on and Susan soon fell back and straight into a large hole. It then released a large bonfire as smoke showed. I hear everyone cheering as I felt dizzy and saw Benson running toward me and I look over to my savior... My vision was a blur but I recognize the blue anywhere... Mordecai caught me... and that's when I faint.
(???~)
I stirred awake and look over to see it was my room and I sat up. "Ugh, my head... Huh?" I asked as I see a note on my nightstand. I picked it up and opened it.
I wanna say thanks for saving us from Susan and getting my job back. I'm going to give you 3 days off for your hard work and for recovery. Enjoy your break, (Y/N).
-Benson.
I smirked as I look at the window and then the notes.
"3 days off huh? I wonder what they would be doing without me."