Myouri thought about the last universe. Usually Kumagawa being allied with the military is a bad choice. But this time, it might actually go well.
He probably does have a place in the security of Japan thereand can manipulate things so that Kumagawa could. If he does feel like it he can make that empire be on their sude, the guy is charismatic as hell. And if he'll proceed as usual, well...at least he's in another world.
Bill:Aha, now that's a nice contrast.
Myouri:What is it?
Bill:This one is called "The idea is, minuses are better than fallen angels".
Myouri:Ah, I see. Fallen angels are qngels that fell into sin and minuses are humans that dell into madness.
Bill:Yep!
Myouri:How are minuses compared to fallen angels, though?
Najimi:A pretty good counter. Most are just fly in with weapons of light or darkness, minuses qre much more versatile and cunning with the use of their skills.
Bill:Anyway,let's get started!
The screen shows a street. There Kumagawa walked with a albino man with shoulder lenght hair and red eyes and a tall man with a mask qnd black-redish hair tied in a ponytail together with a briwn haired teenager with eyes of the same color.
Freed has not shied away from cackling like a witch when discussing the matter of the exorcists lingering in the town. It was simply too funny for him to punch the church back after those years at the Siegfried Institute.
And it had been even better when they found out about the fallen angels around here. More targets practice to use.
Although if the Cadre will show up he'd leave the crow to Kumagawa or Noro. He doesn't like to admit it but he's the weakest of the trio. Doesn't help the fact that the other two are fucking immortal.
Zenkichi:That's not really a bad thing. Admiting you're the weakest will stop you from rushing in recklessly and getting yourself killed. Besides, you have comarades you can depend on.
Myouri:...You're a pretty good president.
As the said trio, accompanied by Issei, were scouting the town in search for the thieves they have found a incredible sight...Xenovia and Irina were beging for money on the street. The albino's witch cackle has resounded once again.
Freed:Hahaha, this is the best day if my life!
Xenovia:...Now this has become even more humilating.
In the end they decided to treat them for a meal because Issei still cared for Irina, feeling which was shared by the girl also. But despise being refined exorcists their way of eating was anything but refined.
Kumagawa:[...I don't think even Hanosode-chan was this bad.]
Hanosode:My, my, a challanger?
Zenkichi:Please no, you'll get the restaurants in failment.
Freed:And they wonder why no one has respect for exorcists.
Kumagawa:[So I can understand that you found nothing.]
Irina:That is correct.
Issei:Should we call Kiba? He was staring at those swords like they killed his family. Well, with one less.
Irina:I'm still mad about that! Do you know how much they'll cut from my pay!?
Issei:Not my fault it was cheap!
As they sumerged in their arguments Freed called Yuuto to come. Koneko tagged along to be sure he doesn't get himself into trouble. They began talking as the two childhood sweethearts continued to scream their lungs out at one another.
Xenovia:I see, so you're a servivor of the Holy Sword Project. No wonder you hate the Excaliburs so much. Well, our job it's to keep the Excaliburs outvod the fallen angels's hands. I see no problem to giving them to you to destroy them.
Yuuto:It kind of cuts short of the self-fullfilment if you're just giving them to me, but I guess this is the most efficent way of dealing with it.
Xenovia:Very well. Then let's separate and search for our targets.
Kumagawa:[Do you think anyone's gonna die?]
Koneko:It's a trope in horror movies, but one of them could end up critically injured.
As per the cat girl's prediction, Irina did get critically injured, but luckily was treated by Asia and resting at their house right now. Xenovia's Excalibur was also stollen.
Xenovia:Alright, maybe I should have paid more attention to horror movies.
Freed:No shit, Sherlock!
Kumagawa:[On the other size, he's really trying to get us to come.]
Kumagawa casted a gaze at the now red sky andthe floating figure above the school. Freed gave a scoff in response.
Saki:Attention seeker much.
Najimi:Oh, let him have it. He's gonna die painfuly anyway.
Saki:I'm a minus, I don't do nice.
Freed:What an attention whore.
The six humans, Issei is not to sure if that count is correct because he's not sure if you can count Noro as a human, have moved on their way to the school to find out that the ORC was already fighting the Cadre, and losing. The student council was outside maintaining a barrier.
They have suddenly felt a familiar reinforcemnet of the barrier for the Kumagawa household as Sakura entered the battle. She had a katana in hand and a pout on her face.
Sakura:Why am I alwais the last one to find out everything?
Rias:How about this, Kokabiel? A talented girl of the Shinra Clan, a dangerous excomunicated priest, a unkillable being with a unsatiable hunger, a exorcists of the church, the owner of Twilight Healing, the Red Dragon Emperor qnd the physical manifastation of bullshit!
Freed:You know, I think this is the most accurate description of you from when we came here.
Kumagawa:[Yeah, that's nice.]
Myouri:True.
Saki:And don't we know it.
Myouga:347729736.
Kumagawa cast a gaze at the Cadre. Long black hair and red eyes with very sharp ears and teeth accompanied by the required twelve black wings. His name was Kokabiel.

Kokabiel:Oh, that's sure something interesting!
Myouri:...Is that a fallen angel?
Zenkichi:I don't want to be rude, but...
Kouki:He kind of looks like a evil elf with wings.
Zenkichi:Yeah, that.
Freed casted his view to the side and took out Kansho and Byakuya to help Kiba with the exorcist under Kokabiel holding the Excalibur. Sparks flew as the exorcist was pushed back.
Freed:They combined it? Eh, not like it matters. Ruler isn't with them and Mimicry was already destroyed by dragon boy.
Yuuto:Your help is much appreciated, sensei.
The two began battling the exorcist from two sides. Even with the added bonuses of the Excaliburs it was hard to fight the two at the same time.
Further behind a fat priest geinned. He was beggining to go bald, with gray hair and black eyes. His name was Valper Galilei.

Valper:This doesn't look to good. Maybe with another fragment you can...
His words were cut short as a mouth tail errupted from Noro's back and devoured Valper's hand, in which he was holding the Holy Fragment. The priest screamed in agony as his limb was devoured.
Shibuki:That's cool!
Saki:It was pretty cool.
Gagamaru:That is quiet a interesting skill!
Mukae:Kumagawa-san seems to have made lovely friends.
Hanosode:Hyahahaha, maybe I'll try that!
Myouri:...Minuses.
Freed:Oi, you're falling behind!
Yuuto:I'm sorry, but this is...
Freed:Huh? The fuck are you doing!? Do you really think your dead friends want to be a burden to you! Stand up and motherfucking fight!
A look of realization hit Yuuto's face. Energy began building up as a sword believed to be impossible was brought into existence. As they clashed the Fake Excalibur was broken.
Freed:Eh, that's pretty neat.
Yuuto:Sword of the Betrayer. A sword that is both holy and demonic. Although it still doesn't hold a candke to your married blades.
Exorcist:Shit! I'm not done!
Freed:Yeah, you are.
Freed threw both Kansho and Byakuya at him. The chinese married blades were attracted to each other and circled around the exorcist cutting him to pieces.
The albino looked around the battlefield to see hiw things were going. A cerberus almost bit Koneko, but Sakura jumped from behind it and decapitated it's three heads at once. The others were dealing with Kokabiel's underlings, Issei's training being shown as he casted Dragon Shots at them. Oh, Xenovia had Durandal. Meanwhile, Kumagawa was standing admist all the chaos and just watched.
Valper:Holy and demonic!? But that means...
Valper didn't get to finish his sentence once again as a light spear penetrated his chest. Kokabiel smiled in glee at his opponent.
Kokabiel:Valper was just too smart fir his own good. That's right, God's dead!
There were different amounts of shock, disbelief and horrir among the crowd. The worst was Asia who fainted, why a mild one was Freed who scoffed and even Sakura widened her eyes. The most unnafected were Kumagawa who looked on bored and Noro who...well, was Noro.
Kokabiel ranting about how they were close to win the war and wants to have his victory. Kumagawa lazily stepped on Durandal and used it as a platform to jump high in the air. He threw a punch at the fallen angel who used his wings fir protection byt the punch still managed to send him rocketing into the ground and make him cough out blood.
Kumagawa:[I was a little cautious because of the sharp ears and teeth like Iihiko-chan's. Looks like I was worried for nothing.]
Najimi:Yes, quiet dissapointing.
Hanten:...
Najimi:No, I wasn't.
Kokabiel:Tch!
Kumagawa:[I've figured what kind of person you are, Kokabiel-chan. You're boring.]
Kokabiel:What!?
Kumagawa:[You scream about what's rightfully yours. But in the end, you're just a sore loser.]
Kokabiel moved forward at immense speed and tried to slash him with his wings. However, Kumagawa crouches back and avoided the slash while hitting the Cadre's stomach with his knee making him spit blood.
Kokabiel tried to punch him, but Kumagawa caught his hand and spinned him around as he threw Kokabiel into a fountain. The fallen angel sneered as he took off flying high into the air.
He send a barrage of light spears at them but was intercepted and destroyed by a barrage of oversized screws. Kokabiel has made a giant oversized light spear and threw it at the devils and humans. However, it froze in the air right in front of them.
Kokabiel:...Eh?
Kumagawa flickered the spear as it's energy course changed and Kokabiel was showered by a explosion of light. The Cadre fell to the ground badly burned as Kumagawa approached him.
Kumagawa:[You know, you made a lot of mistakes today. Hurt Irina-chan. That annoying speech. But than comes the worst...you made my wife uncofortable. So I wonder if I can...]
Saki:...Wait, back down a moment!
Myouri:Wife? When did that happen?
Zenkichi:It's a surprise. Although I don't think Kumagawa-senpai would have anything against marriage, I don't think he'd care much for it either.
Kumagawa gripped one of his wings and ripped it out. The Cadre screamed in pain as blood filled the ground.
Kumagawa:[Can I forgive you?]
Kumagawa repeated the process despise the pleading of Kokabiel. He just threw the ripped out wings as pieces of trash.
Kumagawa:[Not forgive you?]
Once again a extra appendage was extracted from Kokabiel's body. Kumagawa's smile grew as he took some sort of sick pleasure from this.
Kumagawa:[Forgive you?]
The process continued with wing after wing. At last Kumagawa ripped out the last symbol of the fallen angel's status.
Kumagawa:[Forgive you? Yeah, I think I'll forgive you.]
Kumagawa began walking forward in a calm manner confusing litteraly everyone present. Kokabiel raised to his feet with great effort, the holes left by his wings still bleeding.
Kokabiel:R-Really!?
Kumagawa:[Actually...]
From behind a oversized screw pierced through Kokabiel's back and it's tip came out of his chest. The fallen angel fell to the ground looking at his killer's innocent face for the last time.
Kumagawa:[I changed my mind!]
Kokabiel:You...lying...demon...!
Kumagawa:[That's right, All Fiction. Please don't forget that name.]
Saki:Huh, deja vu.
Najimi:That sentence really left a effect, huh?
Saki:No shit. Every time Jakago hears anything close to that she hides under a desk and trembles loke she's at the North Pole.
Bill:Well, this is our bew picture.
A image appeared on the screen. Most simply looked with interes at it, although some ceratin girls made photos to use as calendars.
Myouri:From August there's only darkness.
Zenkichi:Maybe because it's the end if summer.
Myouri:Eh, I don't like it much anyway. Way too hot to do anything.
Looking at this Najimi got an idea. She may be here, but she's perfectly aware of what happened at Hakoniwa and greatly amused. Her thoughts go to that girl Kumagawa meet not long ago.
Najimi:Could it be only filler or our desr author is teasing us for a future work? Well, I guess I should give her my gratitude for entertaining Kumagawa-kun...
Hanten:...
Najimi:Oh, don't be so worried!
Back at Hakoniwa Maho got a message from a unknown number. It said "Scenarios of Kumagawa Misogi as a boyfriend"
Maho:Thus is...
Maho opened the message, her curiosity taking the better of her. She was curious about the strange, possibly god-like, smiling president.
When you meet
☆you were new at the Hakoniwa Academy
☆you've gone to take your schedule and meet the vice-president that was reading a manga
☆he quickly put it to the side and stared at you with a morbid interes as he gave you the papers
☆he asked you to throw some dices for him which he was please with the result, although you heard him muttering "[A special, huh...]
☆he introduced himself as Kumagawa Misogi and told you he thinks the two of you will get along great
When you became friends
☆some classmates were making fun of you about the book you were reading
☆Kumagawa suddenly walked by with his ever present smile, although a bit sharper, qnd the students ram away when they saw him
☆he looked over at the book and you were expecting to make fun of you, but...
☆[The psychology of war? Ah, this can be applied even for common situations. Very interesting.]
☆you agreed with him now, you two will be great friends
Who confessed first
☆you confessed first
☆of course he knew what you were trying to say, and the jerk was acting oblivious to piss you off
☆you were getting frustrated and was gonna walk away, but than something unexpected happen...hus smile dropped
☆I don't know much about love. I was in what you'd call...a toxic relationship. I can't love you in a normal way. But I do love you...can you accept that?
☆you nodded a bit perplexed, looks like there are still many secrets around this seemingly happy go lucky boy
First date
☆the two of you walked around the city
☆you found a buffet where they let you prepare food and Kumagawa offered to do it
☆while getting close to the last destination Kumagawa explained to you about normals, specials and abnormals
☆a sense of pride rose in your chest knowing you were a cut above the rest, but you were still sceptikal and asked for proof because you knew Kumagawa for a while now and it didn't take much to guess that he was...strange in tge head
☆he smile widened, he hoped you'd ask that
☆[Why, my dear, it's time for the fireworks!]
☆you found yourselves in the empty cold space, but somehow you two had no trouble surviving and a blinding light appeared...he took you to see the Big Bang
☆best date ever
First kiss
☆you two were playing dark souls, and you commented maybe it tesinates with his soul when you saw how good he was at it which brought a cheeky smile fir him
☆[I wonder how your soul is?]
☆you saw no soul, but he did use it as a surprise to kiss you
☆[I don't think I felt the light enough to judge.]
☆the sly bastard kissed you again and you retaliated
☆you two ended up in a full blown make out session
When someone flirts with you
☆some rando decided to flash around how cool he was and said that you should be his
☆Kumagawa came in with a smile, but everyone who knew him would figure out that smile would make the Devil run for the hills
☆he introduced himself as the vice-president and gave a handshake, which the dude accepted
☆the dude's hand ended up as blooded mess after which he was pinned to the ground with screws and turned into a giry mess with a stomp of your boyfriend's foot
☆Kumagawa revived him and said he was also your boyfriend and made a smile that would make even Iihiko to take a step back, which made the dude ran but Kumagawa still made a call
☆[Gagamaru-chan, there's a guy going your way. Please beat him half to death and gift him to Kujira-chan, or Naze-chan, ir whatever she likes to call herself these days, as a test subject. Thank you!]
You meet Najimi
☆you don't know what's more shokiing, that this girk with a bunch of screws in her is a god-like existing being before the universe itself or that she's Kumagawa's ex
☆she gave you a look and gave a approving look
☆Give him a lot of affection, okay? He has pronlems in taht departament.
☆you can see Zenkichi behind her giving the not-equal a glare and muttering "And who's fault is that?"
When you died
☆some asshole was trying to get in your pants and you ignored him, after which he got out a knife to threaten you
☆you were scared, but apparently the idiot didn't know how to handle q knife qnd cut your throat, ending up in you chocking on your blood
☆Kumagawa walked by when be saw your corpse and the assholes, the King of Minuses's face went blank and empty
☆before the guy could even speak, he was a bunch of bloody meat
☆Kumagawa has been berserkin before, but now? Now he's BERSERKING!
☆everybody dies, litteraly everyone
☆Medaka, Najimi ad even fucking Iihiko, every single life on the planet
☆you thought he's done? Bitch, he's still berserking!
☆the world it's a culmination of rock and magma at this point
☆he finnaly calmet diwn and undone his acts and your dead, except the asshole, he's still dead
☆you made him apologize to his friends, but apparently that was unneccesary because they already firgave him
☆you were still shaken from your death, but gave him a reassuring look qnd a grin
☆At least now I can understand you better. Even after all this, I love my minus all the same!