You're lying in bed with Wanda, settling in for the night.
Wanda: "You know, y/n, I don't think I'll ever get bored of you."
You: "Oh. Well, if I'm being honest, I'm kinda getting bored of you."
Wanda: "What?"
You: "Yeah, uhm, I don't know. I feel like I need a change."
Wanda: "W- What do you mean a change?"
You: "Wands, I need to move forward with my life and in order to do that, I can't have you as my girlfriend."
Wanda: "Are you serious? After years of being together, all of that time I spent with you was a waste? I can't believe you're breaking up with me. How could you?"
You: "Hey, calm down. I never said I was breaking up with you."
Wanda: "Then what are you saying? 'Cause it sure as hell sounds like you're leaving me."
You: "Wanda, please, just listen. I can't have you as my girlfriend... if I want you as my wife."
Wanda: "What?"
You: *smiles*
Wanda: "Did you just propose to me in the meanest way possible?"
You: "Nonono, I just wanted to know if you were open to discussing it, that's all."
Wanda: "Well it was still mean."
You:
You: "So, are you?"
Wanda: "Am I what?"
You: "Are you open to discussing it?"
Wanda: "Are you going to pull anything like that ever again?"
You: "I will never pull anything like that again, I promise."
Wanda: *takes a deep breath*
Wanda: "Then yes. I'm open to discussing it... Mx. Maximoff."
You: "Woah, who said you get to keep your name?"
Wanda: "Your future wife, that's who."