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TheHomoHoee: happy best friends day to this dork. i love you sm you idiot. @Bike.Wheelss
Bike.Wheelss: thanks for those insults
^ TheHomoHoee: ofc
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Liked by Lucass1nclair and 23 others
TheHomoHoee: also happy best friends day to these idiots (plus dustin). i love you guys so much words can't even explain it
Lucass1nclair: we love you man
Mrs.Eggoss: damn my eyes were closed
DustyyBun: why's max smiling like that
^ Mayf1eldMax: leave me alone
Troyxxharrington: im surprised you have friends
^ TheHomoHoee: shut the fuck up you bitchless, friendless, idiot, go suck a dick
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ChocolateMan: are we just gonna ignore the fact will posted about all of us for best friends day
Nerdsarelame: not me
Byersboy: IM SORRY I WAS GOING TO BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANY PICTURESDJSHH
Whxxlermike: WILL IS SO MUCH NICER THAN ALL OF US LIKE
ChocolateMan: NO SERIOUSLY
MxdMaxx: RIGHT LIKE
Byersboy: I JUST HOPEEE HE DONT WANNA LEAVE MEE
MxdMaxx: oh
Whxxlermike: DONT YOU GIVE ME UP
Byersboy: PLEASE BABY DONT GIVE UP
Nerdsarelame:
Whxxlermike: HONEY I BELONG WITH YOU AND ONLY YOU BABYYY
Byersboy: ONLY YOU MY BOY ONLY YOU BABE
Whxxlermike: ONLY YOU DARLING ONLY YOU BABE
Byersboy: ONLY YOU MY BOY ONLY YOU BABE
Whxxlermike: ONLY YOU DARLING ONLY YOIU
MxdMaxx: idk bro that was extremely fruity
Whxxlermike: it's a song
MxdMaxx: still fruity
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Nerdsarelame has started a chat with MxdMaxx, Dustybun, ChocolateMan, and Eggos4L!
Nerdsarelame has named the chat 'the fixeruppers'!
ChocolateMan: what's this about
Nerdsarelame: operation byler
ChocolateMan: what's a byler
MxdMaxx: mike and wills ship name you idiot
ChocolateMan: oh excuse me for not being a weirdo and creating a ship name for my friends that aren't even dating
Nerdsarelame: anyways
Nerdsarelame: THEY CLEARLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEY WONT FUCKING ADMIT JT
MxdMaxx: there's no way those cuddles at the sleepovers were platonic
Nerdsarelame: CUDDLES??
Nerdsarelame: gay ass in denial ass mfs
ChocolateMan: lowkey feel kinda guilty being here rn
Dustybun: same
MxdMaxx: it's not like we're doing anything wrong
Nerdsarelame: okay but how are we gonna get them together
MxdMaxx: well we need to see if we can get them to admit their feelings first
Nerdsarelame: no, if you just go and ask them like that you'll freak them out
MxdMaxx: i'll do will, dustin you do mike
Dustybun: no
Nerdsarelame: you guys are so racist for ignoring me
Eggos4L: will confessed his love for him to me at the last sleepover
ChocolateMan: bro why would you tell us? he probably wouldn't want that shared
MxdMaxx: i'll see for myself
Eggos4L: okay i'll do mike
MxdMaxx: OPERATION BYLER JS A GOOO
ChocolateMan: guys i really don't think this is a good idea
Dustybun: yeah, mike doesn't like to open up about his feelings and you guys pressuring them out of him won't help, it'll make it worse
ChocolateMan: and with will you're just gonna make him feel all weird and uncomfortable
Eggos4L: it'll be fine
Nerdsarelame: shouldn't have added them here tbh
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Eggos4L: hey mike
Whxxlermike: what do you want
Eggos4L: do you like anyone
Whxxlermike: no
Eggos4L: like maybe will??
Whxxlermike: NO WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LIKE HIM
Eggos4L: mike do you like him?
Whxxlermike: NO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCKS SAKE
Eggos4L: i'm just asking
Eggos4L: but it's okay if you do like him
Eggos4L: i'm not judging you
Whxxlermike: leave me alone
Eggos4L: okay but mike if you like him, you know you can tell me right?
Whxxlermike: i don't wanna talk
Eggos4L: do you like him tho
Whxxlermike: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I DONT WANT TO TALK
Whxxlermike: PLEASE JSUT SHUT UP
Eggos4L: you don't have to be scared to open up to me
Whxxlermike: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Whxxlermike: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Whxxlermike: PLEASE
Eggos4L: mike you don't have to be scared
Whxxlermike: i'm going to sleep
Whxxlermike: don't text me
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MxdMaxx: william
Byersboy: what
MxdMaxx: do you like anyone
Byersboy: no
MxdMaxx: do you like mike?
Byersboy: no
MxdMaxx: it's okay if you do
MxdMaxx: jane kinda told me about you telling her at the sleepover
Byersboy: what?
Byersboy: max what did she tell you?
MxdMaxx: she told me you confessed to her
Byersboy: what?
MxdMaxx: don't worry! it's okay if you do!
Read at 1:24 pm
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Byersboy: jane
Eggos4L: what's up
Byersboy: did you tell max what i told you at the sleepover?
Eggos4L: ..
Byersboy: what the fuck dude. i told you that out of trust.
Eggos4L: i'm sorry i know i shouldn't have told her
Eggos4L: i didn't think before i told her
Read at 1:27 pm
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MxdMaxx: is what she told me true?
Byersboy: can you stop asking me that please
MxdMaxx: do you?
Byersboy: max i love you but please leave me alone
MxdMaxx: okay but do you like him?
Byersboy: bye
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Eggos4L: that didn't work out well
ChocolateMan: you should've listened to us
MxdMaxx: i think wills pissed at me
Eggos4L: will and mike are both kinda pissed at me
Nerdsarelame: that wasn't the way to do it you idiots
Nerdsarelame: you were supposed to do something else that wasn't supposed to seem like you were like pressuring them
Eggos4L: well why didn't you tell us
Nerdsarelame: I LITERALLY- i'm done
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Dustybun: badussy
ChocolateMan: thanks
Eggos4L: how are we feeling
Whxxlermike: shut up
Byersboy: i don't know
Nerdsarelame: i sense tension
Nerdsarelame: what's up
Whxxlermike: el can't mind her fucking business
Byersboy: max and jane are being wack
ChocolateMan: we tried to tell them
ChocolateMan has deleted a chat!
Whxxlermike: what
ChocolateMan: nvm
ThebetterByers: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Byersboy: jonathan are you fucking high again
ThebetterByers: nopee
ThebetterByers: well yeah but you ned to blame argyle
Byersboy: oh my god
Byersboy: i'm gonna tell mom
Eggos4L: WAIT JONATHAN THATS WHAT YOU WERE DOING??
ThebetterByers: yeahhh
Byersboy: jonathan weed won't fix your problems
ThebetterByers: don't tell me how to live my life
Byersboy: jonathan i'm actually worried for you
ThebetterByers: im okay
ChocolateMan: it's kinda awkward rn bro
Whxxlermike: yeah so awkward
ThebetterByers: can i add argyle
Byersboy: jonathan no
ThebetterByers: whyyyyy
Byersboy: i'm sure you both are stoned out of your minds and we don't need the stoned hoes in here when we have erica
Nerdsarelame: thanks
ThebetterByers: i'm adding him
Byersboy: no
ThebetterByers has added 'Thedudeargyle' to the chat!
Byersboy: oh my god
Thedudeargyle: sup dudes
Byersboy: i'm going to bed
Thedudeargyle: come on don't be like that man
(a/n: hi)