Talk - Thought - *Action*/*Action* - Narration
The Going Merry was finally making its way to Alabasta. While going, Chopper was excited, making a lot of questions about pirates, adventures, etc. All the boys were talking on the anchor deck, and Luffy had just captured a giant eagle that tried eating him
Nami: Hey, you guys! This ship is arriving at Alabasta soon. We don't have time to play around! Move it!
Everyone walked up to the main deck.
Chopper: So, what's Alabasta?
Nami: It's the country that Vivi's father governs.
Usopp: A rogue named Crocodile is trying to take over Alabasta right now.
Sanji: I heard that Crocodile is one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea.
Chopper: Seven Warlords of the Sea?
Y/N: Apparently, they're the pirates authorized by the World Government.
Chopper: Pirates are authorized by the Government?
Usopp: Yeah. They're overwhelmingly strong. And, they crush other pirates one by one. So the Government authorizes them to crush pirates.
Luffy: Crocodile, huh? I can't wait to see him.
Vivi: Crocodile is a hero in Alabasta because he crushes the pirates that attack towns. But that's only his public face. Behind the scenes, he is pulling strings to cause a civil war in Alabasta in order to take over the kingdom. No one has noticed it. The citizens, my father, no one.
Luffy: All right then! In any case, all we have to do is beat up that Crocodile, right?
Y/N: Seems simple enough.
Vivi: Yes. If we can first stop the civil war and expel Baroque Works.
Chopper: Baroque Works?
Usopp: Ahh, yeah, you don't know about them either, do you? To be honest, I can't quite understand, either. Baroque Works has a complicated system.
Vivi: The system is simple.
Vivi then went on to explain how the system in Baroque Works consisted in Crocodile at the top, being known as Mr. 0, and under him, there are 12 agents who work directly for him, and who can either have a female partner or not.
Vivi: Other than these people, there're 200 subordinates called "Billions" under the officer agents, and 1800 subordinates called "Millions" under the frontier agents. This is the secret crime syndicate, Baroque Works.
Usopp: That means 1800 plus 200, so...
Chopper: There're 2000 subordinates?!
Usopp: 2000!
Luffy: Oh! I get it! In any case, all we have to do is beat up Crocodile, right?
Usopp: I'm sure you don't get it at all!
Zoro: If Baroque Work's last big job is to take over Alabasta...
Sanji: The rest of those "officer agents" will all...
Nami:Gather in Alabasta.
Vivi: Yes.
Luffy: I see. Then, in any case, we'll beat that Crocodile guy.
Zoro: That's enough. Keep your mouth shut!
Time Skip
Y/N was laying against the mast, taking a nap (Fun fact, for some reason I can't sleep throughout the day unless it's raining). Nami and Vivi were looking at the Eternal pose to Alabasta, and Sanji was interrogating Luffy for eating all the food. Chopper, Usopp and Karoo were trying to fish, but they were eating the food that they were using as bait, leading to Sanji beating them up. Some time later, Y/N woke up to see Luffy and Usopp fishing.
Luffy: Ahh, I'm starving. The fish aren't biting at all.
Usopp: Luffy! It's your fault! It's because you even ate the bait! If we don't have a bait, the fish won't bite!
Vivi walked up to them.
Vivi: Luffy-san. Usopp-san. Have you caught anything? Ahh!
Vivi noticed how Luffy and Usopp had Karoo tied up as the bait.
Vivi: Karoo! Oh no!
Luffy: I wonder if we can catch a shark or something.
Usopp: I wanna catch a Sea King.
Vivi: What're you two doing to Karoo?!
Vivi slammed Luffy's and Usopp's head against each other.
Vivi: Huh? What's that?
Off the distance, there were some clouds that were mixed with green. Luffy wondered if it was cotton candy, and Vivi went to inform Nami of the cloud. Nami said that it was just steam and that there was nothing to worry about.
Vivi: Steam is coming up from the sea?
Nami: Yeah. It's a hot spot.
Luffy: What's that?
Nami: It's an area where magma is produced. There's an undersea volcano underneath that area.
Chopper: A volcano even though it's undersea?
Nami: That's right. There're more undersea volcanoes than above the ground ones. With the volcano like this, a new island will be born here over thousands or tens of thousands of years.
Y/N: Tens of thousands of years... I wonder if I can live that long.
Usopp: Well, you're a human. So you should try dying sometime before that.
They started going through the steam, and had some trouble breathing and seeing. Nami said to just bear with it until they passed through. After going through, something finally started pulling Luffy's and Usopp's fishing rod, but what they caught ended up being a weird looking man.
???: Shoot! Why did I jump on the duck that I suddenly came across?!
The strange man suddenly slipped from Karoo, and fell into the water.
???: Help me! Please! I can't swim!
Luffy extended his arm and pulled out the guy from the water.
???: Phew. I thought I'd die... Well, I'm really swanny. To think that I was saved by pirates who are total strangers. I will never forget your kindness for the rest of my life! Also, may I have a cup of warm soup?
Straw Hats: We don't have it!
Zoro: We're the one who're hungry!
The guy noticed Vivi.
???: Oh, hey you! What a cutie! You're my type! I wanna eat you! Smooch!
Vivi: Such a weirdo...
Y/N suddenly picked up the guy and went to the merry's side.
Nami: Y/N, what are you doing?
Y/N: I don't know why, but for some reason, I really want to throw this guy into the water.
Nami: Put him down!
Y/N dropped the guy.
Y/N: So you can't swim, huh?
???: That's right. I ate a devil fruit.
Usopp: Really? What kind of fruit?
???: Well, since there's no need to rush until my ship comes to pick me up... In lieu of entertainment, I'll show you. This is my power!
The guy suddenly slapped Luffy in the face.
Zoro: What are you...!
???: Wait! Wait! Wait! I just told you that this is entertainment! Gimme a break!
The guy suddenly looked like Luffy.
???: Surprised?! Surprised?! Surprised?! *Laughs* If I touch my face with my left hand
He did, and his face went back to normal.
??: See?! I'm back to myself! This is the power of the Clone Clone Fruit I ate!
Nami: The voice...
Usopp: The body was also the same!
The man touched the face of Zoro, Nami, Chopper, Usopp and Y/N.
???: Well, for that matter, I don't have to knock you down. Now, look! *Changes to Usopp* All I have to do is... *Changes to Zoro* touch faces with...*Changes to Y/N* my right hand.*Changes to Chopper* As you can see, I can... *Changes to Nami* mimic anyone! Bodies, too!
The guy, looking like Nami, proceeded to exposed his or her chest to Luffy, Usopp, Y/N and Chopper. Before getting punched by Nami.
???: OUCH!
Nami: STOP IT!!!
Luffy: Hey, are you all right?
???: Ow... Well, sorry, but I can't show you any more of my power
Luffy: You're amazing! Do it more!
Y/N: Yeah! We wanna see more!
Chopper cheered and Usopp whistled.
???: Ahhh. Well, if you insist, I guess I'll show more.
Luffy/(Y/N)/Usopp/Chopper: Yeah! Show it! Show it! We wanna see!
???: Furthermore, I'm equipped with a memory feature! Here we go!
The guy touched his face with his right, hand and started changing into multiple people. Y/N, Luffy, Usopp and Chopper cheered. However, while changing into multiple people, Vivi recognized a face and grew pallid.
???: So, how was my secret talent?! I usually never show it to others.
Luffy/(Y/N)/Usopp/Chopper: COOL!!!
They then proceeded to start dancing with the man. But the man noticed a ship approaching.
???: Oh, that's my ship!
He jumped into the Merry's rail.
???: It's already time to say goodbye? What a shame.
Luffy/(Y/N)/Usopp/Chopper: What?!
Usopp: Please don't go!
???: Don't be sad! Journeys are always accompanied by farewells, but don't ever forget this. Friendship has nothing to do with how long we've known each other. Don't cry!
The guy said while wiping away a tear and jumping back to his ship.
Y/N: *Crying* Such wise words...
Luffy, Chopper, Usopp and Luffy started crying.
Luffy: See you again!
???: *To his crew* Now, let's go, guys!
Crew: Yes sir! Mr. 2, Bon Clay-sama!
Mr. 2's ship sailed away. Leaving the Straw Hats shocked for what they had just heard.
Usopp: MR. 2?!
Vivi: So he is Mr. 2, Bon Clay!
Luffy: Vivi! You didn't know his face?!
Vivi: No. I've never met Mr. 2 and Mr. 1 as well as his partner. I don't know their powers, either. Though I've heard rumors. Mr. 2 is a ballerina with large frame, who talks like a woman. He always wears a swan coat that has "Bon Clay" on the back.
Usopp/Zoro/Luffy/(Y/N): You should've noticed!
Y/N noticed Vivi looking nervous.
Vivi: Among the faces that he showed from his past memory, I saw my father's face, the face of the Alabasta's King, Nefertari Cobra.
Zoro: If, for example, you could mimic a king...
Y/N: You'd be able to do quite bad things, too.
Usopp: We let a troublesome guy slip away, huh?
Chopper: Then he's our enemy?
Nami: He's certainly quite a problem if he's on our enemy's side. If he realizes that we're his enemy. If he transforms into one of us using his memory from earlier, we won't be able to trust our own friends.
Luffy: Really?!
Nami: Listen, Luffy
Zoro: Well, hold on. It's true that his opinion doesn't have any basis, but he's right about us not having to be scared of him. We should consider ourselves lucky that we got to see him now, because we can figure out counter-measures.
The waves suddenly started getting violent, and something rose out of the water.
Luffy: Something came out!
Vivi: Sea Cat!
Chopper: It's a sea monster!
Zoro drew out his swords and got in a battle stance, along with Luffy and Y/N.
Zoro: IT'S THE FIRST MEAL IN 4 DAYS!
Luffy: IT'S A MEAL!
Y/N: CAUGHT IT, NO MATTER WHAT!
The Sea Cat got scared and started backing up.
Zoro: Whoa! It backed away!
Luffy: Have the ship go back! Go back!
Usopp: W-W-We can't!
Y/N: What?!
Sanji walked out of the kitchen.
Sanji: Ah! Don't let it get away! Capture it without fail! How should I cook you, cat monster?!
Vivi grabbed a broom and smacked them into the railing.
Vivi: NO!!!
(Imagine Y/N also got hit)
The Sea Cat swam away.
Luffy: Vivi! You jerk! What're you doing?!
Sanji: Wh-Why, Vivi-chan?!
Y/N: Why did you do that?!
Vivi: You can't eat it! Sea Cats are a sacred animal in Alabasta!
Luffy: You should've told us sooner!
Y/N dragged himself through the floor with his arms towards Vivi
Y/N: *Crying* But, Vivi! Haven't you ever heard that nothing is more sacred than life?! And life includes food! And you just let our first food in 4 days get away!!!
Vivi: I'm sorry, Y/N-san. But you can't eat it!
Y/N: >:V If saving Alabasta means starving to death, then Imma have to think if I really want to save it...
Vivi: Pl-Please wait, Y/N-san! You'll be able stuff yourself soon.
Luffy: Really?! We will?! What cat will appear this time?!
Nami: Vivi! The wind and weather seem to be becoming stable.
Vivi: Yes. We've entered Alabasta's climate area. A Sea Cat appearing is also proof.
Zoro: And what we see behind us is probably also proof of Alabasta being close.
Everyone looked behind and saw a bunch of ships that said "Baroque Works" on their sails.
Luffy: They're so many ships! When did that happen?!
Usopp: Hey! They all have the Baroque Works' symbol!
Vivi: Its employees have started gathering... They're probably Billions... the Officer Agents' subordinates.
Nami: Which means that our enemy is at least 200.
Vivi: On top of that, they are the 200 elites of Baroque Works. They're far from bounty hunters in Whisky Peak.
Usopp started loading and aiming a cannon.
Usopp: Should we fire at them while we can?! Let's get on it already!
Luffy: It's quicker if we go there and beat them up! *Stomach gurgles* No, wait! We have to eat first!
Zoro: Idiot! Don't bother. They're small fries.
Y/N: He's right. If we lose our real target, that'll be it. There're only 9 of us.
All the Straw Hats and Vivi are seeing tying a piece of fabric to their left wrist.
Zoro: Anyway, tie it right. Our enemy this time has too many mysteries.
Vivi: I see...
Nami: If we check this, we don't have to doubt our friends.
Sanji: Does that Clone Clone fruit guy really becomes similar when he transforms?
Usopp: You've no idea! It's not "similar." It's "the same"! It's too bad! You should've seen it. We even danced with him.
Sanji: I'm not interested in a male ballerina.
Y/N: But I bet you'd interested in the fact that he transformed into Nami and even showed her chest.
Sanji: WHAT?! TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAW IN EXTREME DETAIL, AND DONT YOU DARE LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!!!
Nami suddenly punched Y/N and Sanji on their heads, burying their faces on the Merry's floor.
Nami: Shut up!
Zoro: Knowing someone like that is among our enemy, we can't carelessly act alone.
Luffy: I can see the island now!
Vivi: Let's stop at the town called Nanohana. We have to hide the ship.
Luffy: All right! At any rate, no matter what happens, this thing on our left arm is the sign of our friendship! Well then, we'll land! To a restaurant! Oh, and to Alabasta.
Straw Hats-Luffy: It's a side note?
Nami: The enemy, this time is an assasination gang, Luffy.
Luffy: Yeah, it is.
Nami: Be careful about acting on instinct, okay?
Luffy: You're right. I got it. Yeah! That's right! Yeah! Got it!
Y/N: He ain't got it...
They docked the merry away from the town. Nami told the crew to have some self-control and try not to act instinctive.
Zoro: The guy who needs to hear that the most is already gone.
Luffy was seen running away from the Merry.
Luffy: FOOD PLACE!!!
Nami: GET BACK HERE!!!
Y/N proceeded to go after Luffy.
Y/N: WAIT, LUFFY! I WANT SOME FOOD TOO!!!
Nami tried calling Y/N, but her calls were no match to Y/N's hunger. Despite Y/N's efforts to go after Luffy, he lost sight of him and was now lost.
Y/N: Damn it! I'm hot! I'm lost! I'm alone! And worst of all, I'm still hungry! LUFFY! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!
Y/N just started running throught the town, while calling out to Luffy and looking for food.
Y/N: Oh, I know! I can find his scent! Ah, wait. There's too many people wearing perfume, I wouldn't be able to find him. *Stomach gurgles* Ahhh, too hungry. I'll eat at a restaurant and look for Luffy later.
Y/N asked a random person where was the closest restaurant, they pointed towards a direction and he headed there. When he arrived, there was a bit of a crowd, since it looked like someone had died inside while talking to the owner. Y/N entered and saw a guy laying motionless over a mountain of plates.
The guy suddenly moved and sat up straight.
R.P: He came back to life!
A woman approached him and tried asking if he was fine, but he suddenly grabbed her skirt and used it to clear his face.
???: Oh, whoops. I fell asleep.
Crowd: You were asleep?!
R.P: That's absurd! You were in the middle of a conversation and a meal!
R.P 2: And now he's eating again!
???: What's all the commotion anyway?
Crowd: We were worried about you!
???: Does this restaurant do comedy skits or something?
Chef/Owner(I think): No, it's not like that. But it's good you're alright.
The guy suddenly felt asleep again.
Crowd: Hey, now! Don't sleep again!
Y/N: *Laughs* This guy's funny!
The crowd walked away.
Y/N: Mister, I want some food too, please!
Chef: Ah, right away.
The chef took out some plates that were alredy done, and placed them in front of Y/N.
Y/N: Itadakimasu!
Y/N started devouring the food. Meanwhile, the mistery guy finsihed his food
???: That hit the spot! *To the chef* Say, mister. Has this guy been to town? He's a pirate who wears a straw hat.
This caught Y/N's attention, so he turned towards the guy, and saw him holding a poster of Luffy with a 30 million Berries bounty.
Y/N: Hey! I know him!
???: *To Y/N* You do?!
Y/N: Yeah! He's-!
Smoker suddenly entered the restaurant.
Smoker: I'm impressed you're bold enough to eat out in public, Second Division Commander of the Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace.
Chef: Whitebeard?! The Whitebeard Pirates?!
Y/N noticed the symbol in Ace's back.
Smoker: What is a famous, big-shot pirate doing in this country?
Ace turned around to face Smoker, while this was happening, Y/N kept on eating and was lucky enough to not face Smoker, so he still hadn't been recognized by him.
Ace: I'm searching... for my little brother!
There were a few seconds of tense silence.
Ace: So? What do you want from me?
Smoker: To let me capture you quietly.
Ace: Nope. I think I'll pass.
Smoker: Yeah, I figured. I'm busy trying to find another two pirates at the moment, though one of them still don't have a bounty. To be honest, I have no interest in taking you in.
Ace: Then just look the other way.
Smoker: Can't. Not as long as I'm a marine and you're a pirate.
Smoker's arm started turning into smoke.
Ace: That's a bland reason. Let's have some fun.
Y/N then heard a familiar voice.
Luffy: Gum-Gum Rocket!
Luffy came flying into the restaurant and crashed against Smoker, who then crashed against Ace, and both of them were sent flying through several buildings.
Luffy: Yeah! A food place! I finally found one! Now I can eat! I'm starving! Oh, Y/N! You're here!
Y/N: *Eating* Oh, Luffy! There's some good food in this place. Try some.
Luffy tried taking some of Y/N's food. But Y/N grabbed his arm.
Y/N: Order your own food!
Luffy sat on the counter.
Luffy: Old guy! Food! Food! Food! On the double! Hurry! Hurry! Food! Food!
The chef brought Luffy some food.
Luffy: Yum! This is such a yum food place! You were right, Y/N!
Chef: Y-Yeah. Thanks. But, uh, you should probably run away while you can
Luffy: *Eating* How come?
Chef: That guy that got sent flying just now, do you know who he is?
Luffy: *Eating* Huh? Who sent someone flying?
Chef: You did!
Luffy: *Eating* I did? Who went flying?
The chef pointed at the wholes that went through several buildings.
Luffy: *Eating* What's with these holes? What a weird shop! Is this you hobby, old guy?
Chef/People in the restaurant: You caused it!!!
Luffy: *Eating* I did? When?
Y/N: When you came flying throught the door. And we might want to get out of here soon.
Luffy: *Eating* Huh? Why?
Ace stood on the hole and noticed Luffy, who was busy eating.
Ace: Lu-! Hey! Luf-!
Ace was interrupted when he had his face slammed against the ground by Smoker, who noticed Luffy.
Smoker: Straw Hat! I've been looking for you, Straw Hat!
Smoker then noticed Y/N and recognized him.
Smoker: Ah, you!
Y/N: Hello there.
Smoker: I've also been looking for you, Blue-Haired!
Y/N: *Angry* BLUE HAIRED?!!!
Smoker: So you two did come to Alabasta!
Y/N: Well, we're here. So, I guess we did.
Luffy suddenly recognized Smoker and spitted out some food on his face.
Luffy: You're that smoke! What're you doing here?! Hold it!
Luffy grabbed all the food that was left and stuffed it on his mouth.
Luffy: *Bows* Thank you for the meal! Y/N! Let's go!
Luffy and Y/N suddely sprinted away from the restaurant, with Smoker following them.
Smoker: Wait!
Y/N: Luffy! Why are we running away from him?!
Luffy: My Gum-Gum moves don't work on that guy at all! They just go through him! All we can do for now is run!
Y/N: What?!
Smoker: Tashigi!
Smoker's subordinate was up ahead.
Tashigi: Y-Yes. Captain Smoker?! Do you want a towel? This kingdom certainly is hot!
Smoker: Catch those two! They're Straw Hat and the Blue-Haired guy!
Y/N: THERE IS MORE TO ME THAN JUST MY HAIR, YOU KNOW?!
Tashigi: Straw Hat?! Blue-Haired?! I'll stop them!
Tashigi charged at the two boys, and try slashing them with her sword. But they were able to dodge it, and jump to the roof of a nearby building. Y/N and Luffy started jumping roof to roof in an attempt to run away from Smoker. Smoker used a move called "White Snake" and the attack was catching up to Luffy and Y/N.
Smoker: Straw Hat! Blue-Haired! Why did you come to this kingdom?! What are you after?!
Y/N: That's easy! We're here to save it!
Luffy: And beat up a guy named Crocodile!
Smoker: What?! Save?! Crocodile?! How are you, saving the country and Crocodile connected?!
Y/N: It's all connected to Yo!
Smoker: Yo?
Y/N: Yo Mama!
Y/N and Luffy suddenly fell through a small gap to the ground, before getting back up and going back to running. While running, a bunch of navy soldiers started chasing them as well.
Soldier: Don't let them escape! After them! Get back here, Straw Hat! Blue-Haired!
Straw Hats: It's you two?!
Y/N and Luffy saw the rest of the Crew and Vivi hiding on the remains of a broken building, with a bunch of bags, most likely supplies and stuff that they bought.
Luffy: Heya! Zoro! Oh! Is that were you guys are?!
The two started running towards their crew.
Zoro: You idiots! Go get rid of them first!
Soldier: There's the Straw Hat crew! Over there!
Usopp: Ahh! What do we do now?!
Nami: We have to run, obviously!
Vivi: Hurry! To the ship!
Luffy catched up to them, but didn't stop and kept on running.
Luffy: What're you doing?! Let's get back!
Straw Hats: Hey, you!
They all started running towards the Merry, and Y/N had just noticed that Nami and Vivi had different clothes.
Y/N: Whoa! Nami! Vivi! You bought new clothes?! They're great! You two look beautiful!
The two girls blushed.
Nami: *Blush* Shut up!
Vivi: *Blush* Y/N-san! This is really not the time for that!
Smoker launched another attack at the crew, but it was suddenly blocked by a fire attack.
Ace: Heat Haze!
Smoker: You, huh?
Ace: *Smiles* Give it up. You may be smoke, but I'm fire. A fight between your power and mine would never end.
Zoro: He had Devil Fruit powers?!
Usopp: Who is he, anyways?! Why is he helping us?!
Luffy: Ace?!
Ace glanced back at Luffy.
Ace: You haven't changed a bit, Luffy.
Luffy: Ace?! Is that you, Ace?! You ate a Devil Fruit?!
Ace: Yep! The Flare-Flare Fruit! Anyways, we can't chat like this! I'll catch up! You guys run! I'll hold these guys off! Go!
Luffy: Let's go!
They all started running.
Nami: But, Luffy!
Sanji: Who is that guy?!
Y/N: Is he a friend or something?!
Luffy: Yeah! He's my brother!
Straw Hats: BROTHER?!
While running they glanced back to see a big wave of fire and smoke clashing against each other.
Y/N: Whoa!
Usopp: It's a fight between fire and smoke?!
Sanji: He did say he ate the Flame-Flame Fruit.
Nami: But Luffy! Is it true that guy's your brother?!
Luffy: Yeah! His name's Ace!
Zoro: You having a brother isn't that surprising, but what's he doing in the Grand Line?!
Luffy: Ace is a pirate! He left the island three years before me to find the One Piece!
Nami: A-Anyway, let's hurry back to the ship! Let's escape before anyone comes after us!
Sanji: Yes, Nami-san~!
They kept on running and Luffy was running backwards, looking back at the place of the fight
Usopp: Hey! The path splits into two!
Nami: Usopp, left! Hear me, guys?!
Everyone went left, while Luffy went right for running backwards. They arrived at the Merry and started quickly loading the stuff and getting ready to set sail.
Nami: Hurry and load the stuff! We're leaving right away!
Usopp: Set sails!
Chopper: S-Say. Are we leaving again just after we finally reached the island?
Vivi: Yes. We only stopped by this town to get what we're going to need. Now we're going to head up the river into the interior of Alabasta. Our next destination is Erumalu, the City of Green.
Y/N: Hurry!
Sanji: Pick up the pace!
Usopp: All set!
Nami: Okay! Let's set sail!
Straw Hats:. . . Eh?
Sanji: Y'know...
Chopper: Huh?
Y/N: Aren't we missing someone?
Nami: Yeah...
Usopp: It feels like we're missing someone important...
Zoro: That moron!
Straw Hats: *GASP* LUFFY!!!