Note: At the end is the results of the vote for the Name, and Harem.
Talk - Thought - *Action*/*Action* - Narration
The Merry could be seen peacefully sailing through the seas of the Grand Line
Luffy: I wonder if it's gonna snow anymore.
Y/N: I'd be fun. Besides, I want to avenge my fallen snowman! What do you think, Vivi?
Vivi: It could snow, but the sea we were in first is special since the seven magnetic forces from Reverse Mountain mess everything up. That doesn't mean you can relax your attention here, though. It'd be rare for this sea to be wild like the first journey, but it's still true that this sea is a lot more difficult than ordinary ones. Never underestimate this sea. That's the ironclad rule.
Sanji walked to the deck with some drinks.
Sanji: Hey guys! Wanna have my special drink?
(Y/N)/Luffy: Yeah!
Everyone took a drink and started relaxing, completely ignoring what Vivi had previously said.
Vivi: Is this really okay?!
Nami walked up to Vivi with a drink.
Nami: Here, this is for you.
Vivi: Huh?
Nami: I think it's fine. They'll work hard if it storms, since they don't wanna to die.
Vivi: That's true, but it makes me feel like I'm worked up over nothing.
Nami: This ship makes you feel like you don't have to worry about anything, right?
Vivi glanced at the guys having fun on the deck with Karoo.
Vivi: *Smiles* Yes, it's a lot easier this way.
Sanji: Hey, everyone, look! It's a dolphin!
Nami: Whoa! He's cute!
Y/N: Really?! I wanna see it!
Straw Hats: IT'S HUGE!!!
Luffy: Let's get out of here!
Straw Hats: Yeah!
Time Skip
After escaping the giant dolphin, they sailed for a while until they approached an island.
Luffy: Whoa!
Y/N: Nami, is that it?
Nami: There's no mistake. That island and Cactus Island are pulling against each other. Our next stop is that island.
Luffy: So that's the one! Our second island in the Grand Line!
Zoro: What's "little" about it?!
Nami: This place doesn't quite fit its cute name.
Usopp: Ahh, it's like a terra incognita. It's a thick jungle!
Vivi: We have to be careful. I'm worried about what Miss All Sunday was saying.
Usopp: *Scared* A-A-Are you saying a monster may appear?!
Luffy: Who knows?
Usopp: Let's go to our next destination without going ashore on this one!
Y/N: Usopp! Where is your sense of adventure?! Don't you want to explore?!
Usopp: No thanks, I choose life!!!
Nami: Usopp, the log can't be stored so quickly.
Sanji: Also, we have to stock up on food soon. We didn't get anything in the last town we were in.
Zoro: There's a river mouth there.
Nami: What? Really?
They used the river mouth and entered deep into the jungle.
Luffy: I hope there's a BBQ restaurant in here.
Sanji: As if there'd be one!
Luffy: But you said we were going to stock up on food.
Sanji: We'll collect food to cook later! Geez, what're you thinking?
Nami: But it's dangerous to go ashore. Just take a look at the plants here to start with. I've never seen anything like them, even in encyclopedias.
Suddenly, there was a loud screech.
Nami: Ahh!
Sanji: How cute~!
Usopp: You mean me?
Sanji: Obviously I meant Nami-san!
Nami: What was it I just heard?
Sanji: It's all right. It's just a bird. And this is just a jungle. Don't worry.
Sanji then barely dodge the slash of some kind of bird.
Sanji: What was that for, you damn bird?!
Luffy: A lizard, I wonder if it tastes good.
A loud explosion was heard.
Nami: Is that a kind of noise you hear from just any jungle?
Usopp: That sounded like a volcano erupted!
They heard some noises coming from a bush, and a tiger that was nearly half the size of Merry, popped out and started walking next to the ship.
Nami: A tiger?!
Usopp: It's too huge!
All of a sudden, the tiger spat out some blood and fell to the floor.
Nami: What?! What happened?! This isn't normal! This is definitely not normal! Why does a tiger, king of the jungle, fall covered in blood?!
Y/N: Maybe because he felt my powerful aura as the next king and just couldn't handle it! HA! HA! HA!
Nami: That was definitely not it, idiot!
Y/N: Q_Q
Usopp: Ah! It's decided that we're not gonna go ashore on this island!
Nami: We'll quietly wait on the ship until the log is stored...
Usopp: Right!
Nami: ...leave this island as soon as possible.
Usopp: Right!
Nami: W-We have to go to Alabasta quickly.
Usopp: Right!
They decided to stop somewhere, Zoro dropped the anchor. Luffy could be seen shaking with excitement.
Luffy: Sanji! Make lunch for me!
Sanji: Lunch?
Luffy: Yeah! For replenishing energy! A "pirate lunch" with lots of meat and no vegetables! I can smell adventure in the air!
Y/N: Yeah! You get it!
Nami: W-Wait a sec! Where're you going?!
(Y/N)/Luffy: Adventure! Wanna come along? Adventure! Adventure!
Nami: *Comically crying* It's useless. I can't stop them. They're too enthusiastic.
Luffy: Sanji! Make lunch for us!
Sanji: Okay. Hold on a bit.
Vivi: Say, can I come with you.
Usopp: What?!
Luffy: Sure!
Y/N: Come, come!
Nami: Not you too!
Vivi: Yeah, if I just sit around here, I may start thinking about all sorts of things. I'll go out to take my mind off things until the log is stored.
Nami: No way! It may be okay for Luffy and Y/N, but it's too dangerous for you!
Vivi: I'll be fine since Karoo will be with me.
Karoo suddenly started shaking in fear.
Nami: He's too shocked to say a word, though.
Sanji: Then, I'll make a lunch of love for Vivi-chan.
Vivi: Could you prepare something to drink for Karoo?
Sanji: Of course! Please leave it to me!
Mini Time Skip
They all had backpacks and were ready to go explore.
Sanji: Now you're all set. Three pirate lunches and a special drink for Karoo.
Luffy: Okay!
Y/N, Luffy and Vivi jumped off the Merry.
Vivi: Well, then. See you later!
They started heading into the jungle.
Luffy: All right! Let's go!
Y/N: Yeah!
Vivi: We'll be back in a little while!
While running through the jungle, Luffy and Y/N stopped next to a small lake.
Vivi: What's the matter?
Luffy: Here, look at this! There's a shellfish like a squid.
Luffy picked up the creature and showed it to Vivi and Y/N.
Y/N: Whoa! Cool!
Vivi: It looks a lot like the ammonite.
Luffy: It's a squid shellfish, right?
The trio heard some loud steps that shook the ground and decided to go look for the source. When they followed the noise, they saw a big creature with a long neck.
Luffy: Oh? Why is there a Sea King on the land?
Vivi: A dinosaur!
Luffy: A dinosaur?
Y/N: A dinosaur?!
Vivi: Then, this is an ancient island!
Luffy: Huh?
Vivi: The land here is stuck in the time of the dinosaurs!
Y/N: Hmm?
Vivi: Since there were no exchanges among islands in the Grand Line due to the difficulties with sea travel, each one established its unique culture. There are islands that have an extremely sophisticated culture and there're some others that remain in the same form without progressing for several thousand or tens of thousands of years. The random climate in the Grand Line makes it possible. That's why this island exists in the dinosaur time.
Luffy suddenly stretched his arms and launched himself to the dinosaurs neck
Luffy: Amazing!
Y/N: Hey! Wait for me!
Y/N jumped towards the dinosaurs neck.
Vivi: Luffy! Y/N! DON'T JUMP ON IT!
Luffy and Y/N climbed all the way to the dinosaurs head.
Y/N: Whoa! What a great view!
Luffy: I wanna have lunch here.
Vivi: This isn't the time for idle chatter!
Luffy: Oh? So there really are volcanoes. And there's a mountain with huge holes as well.
Vivi: It's dangerous! Come down already! Even if it's well-behaved it's still a dinosaur!
Y/N: Don't worry! This guy's no trouble!
Luffy: More importantly, there're huge holes over there! That's one weird landscape!
Vivi: Forget about the landscape! Just come down!
Luffy got close to the dinosaur's eye.
Luffy: Say, I have a favor to ask. Will you take us over there?
The dinosaur ignored Luffy and kept on eating some plants.
Luffy: Hey, stop being so mean and take me there. Over that way! That way!
Luffy grabbed the dinosaurs and turned it head to the right, causing the dinosaur to roar loudly.
Luffy: Oh, sorry, but, um...
Several other dinosaurs appeared at the scene.
(Y/N)/Luffy: WHOA!!! AMAZING!!!!
Vivi: Luffy-san! Y/N-san! Like I said, it's dangerous! Come down already!
Y/N: Luffy! Those dinosaurs are taller, so it looks like we'll have a better view.
Vivi: That's not the point!!!
Y/N and Luffy moved to one of the taller dinosaurs.
Luffy: As I thought, I can see the holes better.
From behind them, one of the dinosaurs try eating them. But they dodged the bite. Then, group of dinosaurs tried eating Luffy and Y/N, but they just kept on dodging and jumping from head to head. They were having a blast.
Luffy: Whoo!!!
Y/N: Yahoo!!! Vivi! Wanna come over here? It's fun!
Y/N and Luffy then headed towards the tallest of the dinos. Which was one that was full of scars.
Y/N: Aw, man! You can see everything from up here!
While watching the view, the dino that they were standing on, launched them upwards and made them fall into its mouth.
Vivi: They've been eaten!!!
Inside the mouth.
Luffy: Huh? Where are we?
Y/N: I think we got eaten.
The dinosaur used its tongue to send the duo down it's throat.
Y/N: NO! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!
Suddenly, the dinosaurs neck was slashed, allowing Luffy and Y/N to fall back to the outside, onto a giant hand that caught them. The one who had slashed the dinosaur was revealed to be a giant.
???: Gyagyagyagya! I was watching. What a lively human duo , playing around with the longnecks in this jungle. You're the first guests in a long time.
Luffy: You're huge! Are you a human?
Dorry: You're asking me if I'm a human? Gyagyagya! I'm Dorry, the Elbaf's strongest warrior!
Luffy: I'm Luffy. I'm a pirate.
Y/N: I'm Y/N. Also a pirate.
Dorry: Gyagyagya! A pirate?! Good for you!
Luffy: Oh yeah, *Points to Vivi* the ones over there are Vivi and Karoo. Nice to meet you!
Dorry: Gyagya! I'll invite you guys to my home!
Dorry brought them to his home, and they were all eating together and laughing.
Luffy: This is yummy, giant old guy!
Y/N: Am I considered a dinosaur? I don't know if it's considered cannibalism if I eat this meat.
...
Eeeehhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , survival of the fittest.
Dorry: Your pirate lunch thing tastes good, too, although it's a little too small for me.
Luffy: Of course it's good. That's a special lunch the chef on my pirate ship made. If you say it's bad, I'll beat you up!
Dorry: Gyagya! Beat me up, you said? Gyagyagya! What a funny squirt you are!
Y/N: By the way, why are you living here alone? Isn't there a village or something?
Dorry: Hmm? There is a village. It's a warriors' village called Elbaf. It's somewhere in the Grand Line. But there're rules in the village. For example, if we start a fight in the village and both sides can't back off, we are judged by Elbaf's god. Elbaf's god always gives divine protection to the righteous one and lets the righteous one survive.
Y/N: So, Elbaf's god, huh?
Dorry: I caused a disturbance, and this island is currently the site for a duel between a certain man and myself. The righteous one will win the duel and survive. Gyagya! But we haven't been able to settle this for about 100 years.
(Y/N)/Luffy/Vivi: 100 YEARS?!
Dorry: It's nothing surprising, since our life span is at least three times as long as yours.
Vivi: Even if its three times, your interest in fighting would wane in 100 years, wouldn't it? Is there any point in continuing to fight? It's a duel to the death, right?!
A volcano that was nearby suddenly erupted.
Luffy: Whoa! That's a huge volcano eruption!
Dorry: Well, time to go...
Y/N: Go?
Y/N glanced at Dorry's eyes and understood what that look meant.
Dorry: It became our routine before we realized it. The eruption of the central mountain is the signal for the duel.
Vivi: What?! To have such hatred that you'd try killing each other for 100 years is... What on earth caused this fight?!
(Y/N)/Luffy: Stop it. It's not like that.
Dorry: Right. It's because of our pride. I forgot the reason a long time ago!
Dorry started running towards a direction, and started his fight against another giant.
The two giants clashed, causing a shockwave through the whole island. Luffy and Y/N were surprised, and Luffy fell backwards.
Vivi: What? Wh-What's wrong?
Luffy: Oh, boy. What a huge duel!
Time Skip
The fight ended on the giants's 73,466 draw. Droggy later came back with some drinks that the other giant gave him.
Dorry: I see. His guest are your friends, huh? I saw a man with a long nose and a woman.
Y/N: Oh, that must be Usopp and Nami.
Luffy: Hah! They said they wouldn't get off the ship, but they really do like adventures after all!
Dorry: Then you could also say that I got this alcohol from you.
Vivi: By the way, Dorry-san, does it really take a year for the log to be stored?
Dorry: Didn't you notice the human skulls lying around? Those who come to this island die before the log is stored in most cases. Some become dinosaur's food. Some suffer from heat and starvation. Some others are killed because they attack us. They all die...
Y/N: Oh. I thought those skulls were just decorations that were lying around...
Dorry: It seems that one year on this island is too long for humans.
Vivi: What're we gonna do? Even if we could survive for a year, if that much time passes, I don't know what will happen to my country by then.
Luffy: Yeah. I'd get bored, too, if we stay here for a year. Isn't there a good way, old guy?
Dorry: We do have an Eternal pose, but it's to our hometown, Elbaf. In other words, we're fighting for this Eternal pose. Do you wanna try taking it by force?
Y/N: Nah. That's not where we wanna go. We're looking to go to the next island, right?
Vivi: Yes... If we lose the route to Alabasta, there's no point in moving forward.
Y/N: See?
Dorry: Then why don't you just keep on moving forward? If you're lucky, you'll get there
Y/N: TATAKA- Ahem! Sorry, I don't know where that came from.
Luffy: *Laughs* Maybe we'll do that! We may actually get there, huh?
Dorry: Gyagya! Come to think of it, there was someone who left before the log was stored.
Y/N: What happened to him?
Dorry: How should I know?
Luffy: He must've gotten to the next island. Hahahah!
Dorry: That must be it! Gyagya!
Dorry and Luffy were laughing, meanwhile Y/N was stiffling his laugh, since he noticed Vivi glaring at them. Dorry went to take a sip from the drink, when it suddenly exploded, surprising them all. Dorry fell backwards, with his mouth smoking from the explosion.
Luffy:/(Y/N): Giant old guy!/ Dorry!
Luffy: What's going on?! Why did the alcohol explode?! That was the alcohol we had on ourship, right?!
Vivi: It exploded in his stomach! His opponent must've laid the explosive!
Luffy jumped towards Vivi.
Luffy: What the hell were you watching?! The've been fighting for 100 years! No way they'd do something like this!
Vivi: Then who on earth-
Dorry stood back up all bruised up.
Dorry: You bastards did... It wasn't Brogy. We're proud warriors of Elbaf. Who else besides you should I be suspicious of?
Vivi: Let's get out of here for now! It's probably no use saying anything to him!
Y/N: It's probably no use even if we run.
Luffy took of his hat and gave it to Y/N.
Luffy: Hold this and stay back.
Y/N: . . . Fine.
Vivi: Don't tell me! Are you going to fight?
Luffy: *Cracks Knuckles* I feel bad to do this to the old guy, but i'll quiet him down.
Vivi: Both of you, stop! Please!
Vivi tried stopping them but Y/N just held her back.
Y/N: It's no use, Vivi. You can't stop a fight between two men.
Luffy and Dorry got in a battle stance.
Dorry: How dare you... do something so insolent?!
Dorry swung his sword towards Luffy, who quickly dodged it and started climbing it, but was latter slammed down by Dorry's shield. Luffy then streched towards some trees, and used them as support to launch himself towards Dorry's stomach with gomu-gomu rocket. Through the whole fight, Dorry spat out blood. After recieving Luffy's attack, Dorry used the last of his strengths to step on Luffy, before holding his stomach in pain.
Vivi: Luffy-san!
Dorry: So he has... the powers of a Devil Fruit. I underestimated him.
Dorry fell knocked out to the floor. Y/N and Vivi walked up to Luffy, Y/N gave him his hat back.
Y/N: You all right?
Luffy: How's the old guy?
Y/N: He's probably okay.
Vivi: This is actually good. Otherwise he wouldn't have calmed down.
Y/N: This is bullshit!
Vivi: Huh?
Y/N: Like Dorry said, this alcohol explosion isn't the act of the other giant.
Luffy: Yeah, and our friends would never do a stupid think like this!
Vivi: But then who-
Y/N: There's someone else, on this island.
A volcano erupted.
Vivi: That mountain is, if I'm not mistaken...
Dorry woke up and started standing up.
Luffy: Hey! Wait, old guy! Don't go!
Vivi: You can't go, Dorry-san! You need to keep still! You'll die if you push yourself too hard!
Dorry: I, warrior Dorry, am here... At the very least... I will fight to uphold the name of Elbaf!
Dorry walked up to the giant rock behind him, grabbed it and started lifting it.
Vivi: Don't tell me his-!
Y/N: Oi! Dorry! What are you-!
Luffy: Awesome! He picked up that gigantic rock!
Vivi: Y/N-san! Luffy-san!
Dorry started approached them, and unexpectedly dropped the rock on top of Luffy and Y/N. Y/N started screaming out in pain and having trouble breathing, while Luffy tried getting out.
Y/N: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Vivi: Y/N-san!!!
Luffy: What're you doing, old guy?! Move this rock! Hey!
Dorry: It can't be stopped... It was over a hundred years ago... When we started the battle... But running from a battle you've started... is the same as running from the title of "warrior." If I am no longer a warrior... I will no longer be me. I'm sorry I suspected you. This is the judgement given by... Elbaf, the god of war. I didn't have his divine protection. That's all.
Dorry started walking towards the battle field.
Luffy: Gods and divine protection and all that have nothing to do with this!
Y/N: If- *Huff* If a god told you to die, would you?! This duel has been interfered with!
Luffy: A duel...
Y/N: ...that has been interfered with...
(Y/N)/Luffy: ...ISN'T A DUEL ANYMORE!!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!
Dorry: Be quiet! You've lived only a mere 10 or 20 years, you wouldn't understand the grand words of Elbaf!
Dorry went off.
Luffy: Who gives a crap about that?! Hey! Move this thing! Hey! Old guy! Hey! Dammit! I can't move this!
Vivi: Y/N-san! Are you all right?!
Y/N: D-Don't worry, I'm fine. But my back is killing me right now, and it's hard to breather. B-But I'll live.
Luffy punched the ground in frustration.
Luffy: Just when it seemed like I met an awesome warrior!
Y/N: Some bastard had to come and interfere with the fight!!!
Vivi: Luffy-san. Y/N-san.
Luffy: WHO IS IT?! WHO'S PUTTING A DAMPER ON THIS GIANTS' FIGHT?!
Vivi: Come to think of it... Karoo is gone!
Out of nowhere, Usopp popped out of the trees running.
Usopp: LUFFY! Y/N! LUFFY! Y/N! LUFFY! Y/N! LUFFY! Y/N!
Usopp crashed against a rock and fell to the ground. He immediately stood up as if nothing happened, and ran up to Luffy and Y/N while crying.
Usopp: Terrible news! A dinosaur ate Nami!
LUFF/(Y/N): SERIOUSLY?!/WHAT?!
Usopp: We were running through the jungle to get away from it, and suddenly she was gone! Oh! What do I do now?! I let my friend get killed!
The three males started panicking.
Vivi: H-Hold on! Calm down, you three! If she suddenly disappeared, does that mean you don't know for sure?
Usopp: Are you crazy?! I was too terrified to check and make sure! If it wasn't a dinosaur, it was a wild beast! What else could it have been?!
Vivi: I don't know. But if people from Baroque Works have followed us onto this island, then it'd make sense that only Nami-san was targeted and not you.
Usopp: EH?! Baroque Works is on the island?! But... why wouldn't they go after me?
Vivi: Because you're most likely not on Baroque Work's assasination list.
Usopp: Oh, I see!
Vivi: Plus, that alcohol might've been meant for us, too!
Usopp: Alcohol?! What about alcohol?!
Vivi: Brogy brought your alcohol to Dorry. And when Dorry drank it, it exploded inside his stomach.
Usopp: WHAT?! Alcohol exploded inside his stomach?! You're saying he went to the battlefield all busted up like that?!
Luffy: We tried to stop him, but we wound up like this instead!
Usopp: Wait! Y/N are you okay?!
Y/N: I'm fine. Just in a lot of pain right now.
Usopp: I-I see. But you can't be serious! Those two've fought evenly for 100 years with all their might! It's probably the most pride-filled battle in the entire world!
Luffy: Yeah...
Usopp: They can't settle the fight like this now!
They turned their eyes towards the direction of the battle, and saw an amount of blood get launched into the air. Most likely, Droggy's blood. They then felt Droggy's body fall down to the ground in defeat. Luffy and Y/N gritted their teeth. Luffy started smashing his head against the ground multiple times, while Y/N punched the ground in frustratrion, to the point that his hands started bleeding.
Usopp: Luffy! Y/N!
Vivi: Luffy-san?! Y/N-san?!
Luffy: WHO WAS IT?!
Y/N: YOU BASTARD!!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Y/N and Luffy started trying to get out from beneath the rock.
Usopp: Alright, Luffy! Y/N! I dunno who we're dealing with, but I'll go take care of them myself!
Despite acting brave, Usopp's legs looked like jelly.
Vivi: I'm coming too!
Usopp: Yes! Please come with me! That'd be reassuring!
???: There's no need for that!
They looked at the source of the voice, and saw Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine, holding Karoo.
Luffy: *Angry* You guys!
Mr. 5 threw the unconscious Karoo towards them.
Mr. 5: You can have him back. We don't need him.
Vivi: Karoo!
Usopp: Why, you...! Hey, who are they?
Luffy: The guys from the last town!
Vivi: What are you doing here?! Karoo has nothing to do with this!
Mr. 5: That's right. This bird has absolutely nothing to do with this. The only one we considered dangerous was that "Straw Hat man" and the "Blue-Haired guy."
Y/N: SERIOUSLY?! IS THAT THE ONLY THING THAT STICKS OUT OF ME?!!!
Mr. 5: We were planning to lure you three out by having this bird squawk, but he was too obstinate. But then we saw Straw Hat and the other one already taken out of the picture. So we have no use for that thing anymore.
Miss Valentine: *Laughs* What a stupid bird!
Vivi: Why, you...!
Usopp: Hey! Are you the ones who put a bomb in the alcohol?!
Mr. 5: Yes, that was us. Who're you? Is he on the list?
Miss Valentine: No. He must be their friend. But let's make him disappear, too!
Usopp: So you interfered with the giants' duel!
Y/N: IT WAS YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!
Luffy: IT WAS THEM?! I'LL KICK THEIR ASSES!
Vivi: You're the ones who are going to disappear!
Vivi pulled out her Peacock Slasher.
Mr. 5: Oh? You're going to try struggling, Miss Wednesday?
Miss Valentine: Do you stand a chance against us Officer agents?
Vivi and Usopp charged at them.
Vivi: Peackock Slashes!
Usopp: Take this! Special Attack: Exploding Star!
Usopp's attack landed on the duo, but didn't affect them. Miss Valentine jumped into the air, out of the smoke cloud.
Mr. 5: Nose Fance Cannon!
Mr. 5 fired a snot at Usopp, hitting him with an explosion. However, things didn't end there, as Miss Valentine flew on top of Usopp.
Miss Valentine: What a pity!
Luffy/(Y/N): USOPP!
Miss Valentine: 10,000 Kilogram Press!
Miss Valentine crashed against Usopp. Meanwhile with Vivi, she kept on trying to attack Mr. 5, but he was able to easily dodge her attacks, flip her, and grab her from the neck.
Y/N: Vivi!
Mr. 5: There's no need to be so upset. We're not going to kill you just yet. We only came to abduct you. On Mr. 3's orders...
Vivi: Mr. 3?! The Wax-Wax Fruit Man?! He's on this island?!
Mr. 5: That's right. He's a "candle man" who controls the wax he secretes from his body.
Luffy: A candle man?!
Y/N: You... You're gonna pay for this!!!
Mr. 5: How noisy...
Mr. 5 picked his nose and pulled out multiple snots, before shooting them all at Y/N and Luffy, causing them to be hit by multiple explosions.
Vivi: Y/N-san! Luffy-san!
Mr. 5 passed Vivi to Miss Valentine.
Miss Valentine: *Laughs* Just be a good little girl. Did you honestly think you could escape from Baroque Works? Especially when someone with a 30 million-Berry bounty and no bounty winds up like that?
Mr. 5 walked up to our trapped duo.
Mr. 5: I'm happy I could thank them for what happened at Whisky Peak. You wannabe pirates should never have stuck your noses into such delicate issues as this. We've already captured your swordsman friend and the other girl.
Luffy: Y-You caught Zoro? Then you guys're gonna get cut down!
Mr. 5: Oh? You still talk big, even after one of my best Kicky Bombs to the face?
Luffy: You can't hurt me with that!
Y/N: You can't kill me with that!
(Y/N)/Luffy: We'll kick you guys' asses!
Luffy and Y/N spit on Mr. 5's shoes.
Miss Valentine: Unbelievable.
Mr. 5 got angry and started kicking Luffy and Y/N multiple times. With each kick, there was an explosion.
Mr. 5: Die!
After a while, Mr. 5 finished kicking Luffy and Y/N, and started leaving the scene with Miss Valentine and the captured Vivi. Y/N slightly opened his eye and saw Vivi calling out to him and Luffy while getting dragged away. Y/N extended his arm in Vivi's direction.
Y/N: N-No... Vi...vi.
And finally fell unconscious
Small Time Skip
Luffy and Y/N were still trapped under the rock, but they were waking up. Luffy started weakly talking
Luffy: U-Usopp... Y-Y/N... Can you let them get away with this?
Usopp: No...I can't
Y/N: I...refuse...to let them...get away...after doing this!
Karoo woke up to Luffy and started digging the ground.
Luffy: Can you... not stand this?
Karoo responded with an afirmative squack
Luffy: *Smiles* Alright! Let's all four of us go beat them senseless! Quickly, Karoo! Help me get out and then help-!
Luffy stopped talking when him, Usopp, and Karoo heard some heavy and shaky breathing. They turned towards the source and saw a very angry looking Y/N.
Y/N: I'm going to beat them...
...No...That's too kind...
...I'm going to...
...break those BASTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDSSSSSSS!!!
Y/N's appeared to have being combine with a roar. His body started being surrounded by a stronger and more intense blue aura than before. His eyes turned like those of a beast, his teeth got sharper, his hands started turning into claws, and with all his strengths, he started slowly getting up, lifting up the rock that was trapping him and Luffy in the process. Luffy used this opportunity to get out from under the rock and pulled out Y/N, as well. Y/N was heavily breathing.
Usopp: Oi, Y/N! You o-okay? What was that?
Y/N: T-That was a *pant* small part of my*pant* devil fruit powers.
Luffy: Let's talk about that later. But now, let's go kick those guys' asses!
They all shouted in agreement, and then started running towards the same direction that Vivi was taken. Eventually they reached the place, but where running too fast, so they were sent flying some distance before crashing against some trees.
(Imagine that Y/N is with them)
Luffy: Hey, you guys! I'm gonna kick your asses, just so you know!
Let's do it, Y/N!
Y/N: Got it!
Luffy: Usopp!
Usopp: Yeah!
Luffy: Bird!
Karoo: *Squacks*
Nami: Luffy! Y/N! Usopp!
Vivi: Karoo!
They started walking up to the Baroque Works Agents, and at the same time noticed that Zoro, Vivi and Nami were stuck on a giant wax candle, slowly being turned into wax figures. They also noticed a new guy.
Usopp: Master Brogy! We've taken on you frustration!
Brogy: Usopp...
Nami: Beat those guys up so much they lose their original forms and send them flying far off somewhere!
Luffy: Yeah! We will!
Y/N: I'm sending them to the world of Spain, but without the S.
Luffy: These guys spoiled the old giant guys' duel!
Mr. 3: So you're the one with the highest bounty in the East Blue? My, how Navy Headquarters' standards have fallen!
Luffy: Whoa! What a weird guy!
Mr. 3: QUIET, YOU!
Y/N: Its the number three, and its on fire!
Mr. 3: SHUT UP!
Nami: Break this pillar first, Luffy! Y/N! We're about to turn into wax figures!
Luffy: Oh? You're in trouble?
Zoro: No, there was no problem at all.
Nami: Hey! Your leg!
Zoro: Yeah. I went about halfway through, I'd say.
Zoro's legs were bleeding.
Y/N: Wait, what?! Were you about to cut your legs?!
Vivi: How is that no problem at all?!
Zoro: For now, could you bust this pillar for us, Luffy? Y/N? I leave the rest to you two.
Luffy: Alright, no problem! Dunno what that thing is, but let's break that thing!
Usopp: Alright! Got it! I'm a bit of a different person today!
Usopp got on Karoo's back, and everyone got on a battle stance.
Usopp: You guys are too damn annoying! You've gone a bit too far! Give yourselves up! Let's do it!
Y/N: Whoa! Usopp! You got a plan?!
Usopp and Karoo immediately went back, and took shelter behind some trees.
Usopp: Alright! Preparations are complete! We got your back, Y/N! Luffy!
Y/N: . . . I don't even know how I didn't see that coming.
Luffy turned towards Usopp's direction.
Luffy: Oh? Did you say something?
Y/N: Oi! Don't get distracted!
Mr. 3: Now you're mine! Candle Lock!
Mr. 3 launched a wave of wax towards the duo and was able to trap both of them with a mallet on their legs.
Nami: Y/N!
Vivi: Luffy-san!
Zoro: Damn. They've already gotten caught?!
Nami: Idiots!
Y/N: Shut up! Luffy distracted me by being distracted with Usopp!
Luffy: What's this? It's heavy, like a mallet!
Mr. 3: How simple. Now for your hands. Candle Lock!
Mr. 3 launched another wave of wax, but Luffy and Y/N were able to dodge it. Y/N freed himself by punching and shattering the mallet. Meanwhile, Luffy jumped to Broggy's helmet and started spinning.
Luffy: Gum-Gum...Mallet!
Luffy destroyed the pillar, and at the same time his mallet. The giant pumpkin head fell down to the base of the candle. Closer to Zoro, Vivi and Nami.
Luffy: Lucky! The mallet on my legs broke, too! Huh? Huh?! That was dangerous! Why didn't you guys run?
Nami/Vivi: We can't move! Isn't it obvious?!
Luffy: Oh? Really? But you guys told me to break the pillar! Were you lying?
Vivi: Is it really a good idea to put our lives in his hand, Mr. Bushido?!
Zoro: Relax. We've still got Y/N.
Y/N: Don't worry guys I'm-!
. . .
Not rescuing you.
Zoro/Nami/Vivi: WHAT?! WHY THE HELL NOT?!
Nami: We're going to die if you don't do something!
While all of this was happening, Luffy started fighting Mr. 3, and Usopp and Karoo started getting chased by Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine.
Y/N: I know that. But, I don't feel motivated to rescue you guys.
Nami: Luffy! Help us!
However, after knocking down Mr. 3, Luffy found himself in the same situation as Y/N.
Luffy: Nah. For some reason, I just can't get motivated.
Zoro/Nami/Vivi: THIS ISN'T A MOTIVATION PROBLEM!
Vivi: Wait, look at that!
Vivi pointed towards the black symbols that Y/N and Luffy were standing on.
Vivi: Miss Golden Week! This is your doing!
Miss Golden Week:
Color Trap: Betrayal Black. Touch the black paint, and you'll betray your friends, no matter what they say.
Nami: What does she mean?! What happened?! Explain!
Vivi: She's a "realist painter" who can even create real colors of emotion! Her refined sense of color can manipulate people's minds through the use of her paints.
Zoro: Manipulate?! That's not good! Those simpleminded idiots are already easy enough to manipulate!
Y/N: I feel like I should be angry, but I don't have the motivation to be.
Nami: Then doesn't that mean they just need to get away from that paint? Y/N! Luffy! Get away from there!
Vivi: No, don't! Y/N-san! Luffy-san! Whatever you do, do not move from that black circle! I'm begging you! We don't want you to save us at all!
Luffy/(Y/N): ...No.
Luffy and Y/N stepped out of the symbol.
Luffy: Huh? I-I was kind of weird just now!
Y/N: Wait, why was I not saving you guys, again?
Vivi: Luffy-san! Y/N-san! Hurry!
Luffy: Alright! I'll save you right now!
Y/N: Yeah!
Luffy and Y/N were about to attack the pillar, but Luffy started laughing, while Y/N started crying.
Luffy: Never mind you guys! I just wanna laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y/N: How dare you laugh?! You should be cry-...cry-...WAAAAA
Miss Golden Week: Color Trap: Laughter Yellow. And Despair Blue. You know you're not supposed to move.
Luffy had a yellow symbol on his back, while Y/N had a blue one.
Nami: Now it's on their clothes! Luffy! Y/N! Hurry and take off that clothing!
Y/N: WAAAAAA... B-But I love this shirt! WAAAAAAAA... Why do you want to take off some of the few things that bring me happiness?!
Luffy: Never mind that! I just feel like laughing! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Zoro: Not good.
At one point Usopp and Karoo popped out of the forest, running away from the Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine that were chasing them.
Zoro: Did you guys come here to play?!
Usopp and Karoo accidentally ran into Luffy and Y/N. They were able to go back to normal.
Vivi: Look! When Usopp ran into them, the paint on their back smudged!
Luffy: Whew, Did I wind up doing something again?
Y/N: *Points to Miss Golden Week* It was you wasn't?! Knock it off! Don't think I won't punch you just because you're a little girl!
Luffy: Anyways, we gotta break that pumpkin!
Y/N: Yeah!
Luffy: Gum-Gum-!
Miss Golden Week: Color Trap: Bullfight Red.
A new red symbol had now appeared, although this time, it was on Y/N's abdomen.
Luffy: Bazooka!
Luffy launched his attack at Y/N and sent him flying towards some trees.
Y/N: Agh!
Zoro: Where are you aiming?!
Miss Golden Week: You're not allowed to break it! You'll make Mr. 3 angry!
Y/N jumped towards Luffy and punched him in the head.
Y/N: What the hell was that?! Why'd you attack me?!
Luffy: Sorry! But *Points at red symbol* what the heck is that?!
Miss Golden Week: Just as bull rush at red capes, you feel the urge to attack that Bullfight Red Mark. Too bad.
Luffy: AAH! I can't stand you anymore! Get out of here! Gum-Gum Bazooka!
Y/N: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Luffy's attack hit Y/N once more, but this time he was sent crashing against the giant candle, cracking it, but not breaking it. Y/N fell to the ground.
Y/N: *Spits out blood* Agh! God Damn it, Luffy!
Zoro: Y/N, you alright?
Y/N: Yeah... Don't worry. I'll shake it off. It's just my bones, and my muscles, and my organs.
Nami: Y/N! Watch out!
Miss Golden Week quickly went close to Y/N and drew a symbol on his back.
Miss Golden Week: Colors Traps: Tranquil Green.
Y/N: N-No!... Ah, such nice tea.
Y/N, Luffy, and Miss Golden Week were now sitting on a picnic blanket, drinking tea and eating rice crackers.
Vivi/Nami/Zoro: You idiots!
Despite looking calm, Luffy and Y/N were fighting with all of their will to free themselves from Miss Golden Week's paint mind powers. However, it was already too late, and Zoro, Vivi and Nami, were already fully turned into wax figures. At one point Usopp and Karoo ran out of the jungle once more, this time having lost Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine, and they saw their friends turned into wax figures, while Luffy and Y/N were having tea.
Usopp: Luffy! Y/N! What are you doing, you iditos?!
(Y/N)/Luffy: *Struggling to get free* Such....nice....tea!
Usopp noticed the symbol on their backs.
Usopp: Special Attack: Exploding Star!
Mr. 5 shot multiple gun shots at Usopp, but Usopp didn't see any bullets get fired by the gun. Luffy's vest and Y/N's shirt were now on fire and burning.
Miss Valentine: *Laughs* What an idiot! He missed his target and hit his own friends!
Usopp: Where'd his bullets go?!
Mr. 5: Breeze Breath Bomb!
Usopp and Karoo suddenly recieved an explosion.
Mr. 5: I forgot to mention it, but my breath explodes.
Usopp: H-Hey! You come to your senses?!
Luffy: Yeah... We're awake! Thanks!
Y/N: I'm back...
Luffy and Y/N were now shirtless and a bit burned.
Miss Valentine: That attack was meant to burn their clothes and the trap on it to undo the mental manipulation!
Luffy: I've had enough of that paint. I refuse to let anyone else die! Now I'm mad!
Mr. 5: So what If you're mad? Just look at your friends now!
Luffy: So what?! They're still alive!
Mr. 5: Are they, now? Just look at them, you're too late, Straw Hat!
Mr. 3: That's correct! You're not only late, but now you can experience even more despair!
Mr. 3 walked out of the trees, wearing a Wax armor.
Mr. 3: Candle Champion! Like this, I am invincible! This armor is hard as iron, and wrapped around me like velvet! My form now has no flaws!
Y/N: It actually has one.
Mr. 3: Oh, yeah? What is it.
Y/N: ...You.
Mr. 3 got enraged and charged at Y/N. Luffy and Y/N jumped out of the way and try punching Mr. 3, but their attacks had no effect against the Candle Champion.
Usopp: Luffy! Y/N! Fire melts this guy's wax! No matter how hard it is, wax is still wax! Zoro and all the others hardened only moments ago! We can save them!
Luffy: What?! For reals?!
Miss Goledn Week: Yeah, for reals.
Mr. 3: Aah! Don't admit that to them! But even if you realize that now, you have neither time nor chance of winning! 30 more seconds at most! After that, their hearts will completely stop! As we speak, they're probably writhing in pain with what little consciousness they have left as they experience the terror of dying!
Usopp: We don't need 30 seconds! I'll save them now! Special Attack: Fire-
Mr. 5: Breeze Breath Bomb!
Usopp recieved an explosion and fell to the ground all bruised up.
Luffy/(Y/N): Usopp!
Mr. 5: Did you not hear him say you have no chance of winning?
Luffy: Dammit! There's no time!
Y/N: Luffy! You deal with mister weird Lumiere. I'll save our friends.
Luffy: Got it!
Luffy went on to fight Mr. 3.
Mr. 5: We have you two to one, and your friends are still trapped. Meaning that you'll have to defeat us and somehow free your friends in the next couple of seconds.
Y/N: I like those odds.
Y/N's body started glowing blue, and he charged at them. While Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine were occupied with Y/N. Usopp gave Karoo a rope and Karoo started running multiple times around the candlestick. Miss Valentine noticed this, and suddenly appeared on top of Usopp and started slowly crushing him. Mr. 5, who was fighting Y/N, saw what Karoo was doing and aimed his gun at the duck, but he gave Y/N a perfect opening to get punched by him, and get sent crashing through some trees.
Usopp: Y/N!
Y/N turned towards Usopp's direction and saw that Usopp's rope was covered in oil.
Usopp: Fire! We have to light Karoo's rope on fire! Go and use that guy's hair fire!
Y/N: Don't worry! We don't need it.
Usopp: Huh?
Y/N closed his eyes, his body started intensely glowing blue, he started growing a tail, and some dorsals that extended from the tip of his tail all the way to his neck. Y/N took a deep breath.
Usopp: What the heck! Did you just grow a tail?!
Miss Valentine: Hey! What are you planning on doing?!
Mr. 5 stood back up and fired an explosion at Y/N's direction.
Mr. 5: I won't let you!
The explosion hit Y/N and it created a smoke screen.
Usopp: Y/N! No!
Miss Valentine: *Laughs* Serves him right!
From the smoke, a blue glow was seen. That glow was revealed to be the tip of Y/N's tail, and from there, all of the dorals started lighting up, all the way up to Y/N's back.
Y/N:
(He is still on his human form)
Y/N fired a blue beam from his mouth, and it covered the entire rope in a giant blue fire. The wax of the giant candle started melting, and Mr. 3 who was nearby, was also getting affected by the sudden rise of heat, leading to his armor melting.
Luffy: What a big fire! Are they gonna be alright?!
Mr. 3: Curse you, Straw Hat! Curse you, Blue-haired! How dare you destroy my Candle Service Set?! You'll pay for this!
Mr. 3 and Miss Golden Week started fleeding the scene.
Luffy: You jerks! I won't let you get away!
Luffy went after them.
Mr. 5: Damn it! How dare you mock us?!
Miss Valentine: *To Usopp* Now you've done it! Playtime is over! I'm going to shatter that neck of yours into pieces!
Miss Valentine jumped into the air.
Miss Valentine: Special Attack: 10,000 Kilogram Guillotine!
Y/N: No, Usopp!
Y/N started running in Usopp's direction, trying to save him. However, just as Usopp was about to get hit, from the fire jumped out Nami and Vivi, and landed an attack on Miss Valentine. Saving Usopp.
Nami: That was hot! Couldn't you have done it a different way?
Y/N: Nami! Vivi! You're okay! Wait, where's Zoro?
Usopp: Don't be fussy! Just be thankful you were saved!
Nami: And what's with the blue fire? It's the first time I've seen something like this.
Y/N: Yeah, that was thanks to me.
Nami: Well, thanks for saving us, you two!
Vivi: This doesn't seem real. We're alive!
Mr. 5: The wax melted. What a pain! We can't afford to screw up our mission any further!
Mr. 5 pointed the gun at them.
Y/N: Usopp, you got this, right?
Usopp: Yeah! Special Attack: Exploding Star!
Mr. 5 ate Usopp's attack.
Mr. 5: Fool! I've shown several times that explosives don't work on me! I'm an "explosive man"!
Usopp: You took the bait!
Mr. 5 felt hot and started heavily sweating.
Usopp: So sorry! I'm a liar, you see! That wasn't an Explosion Star! It was a Special Tabasco Star!
Mr. 5: SPICY!
A fire beam was shot out of Mr. 5's mouth.
Y/N: Copycat! Create your own attacks!
Usopp: *Laughs* I already proved its effectiveness the hard way!
Mr. 5: Damn you pirates! *Coughs* How dare you make a mockery of me?! Time to blow up in a full-body explosion!
Mr. 5 charged at them and Y/N was about to attack him, but from the flames, Zoro emerged covered in fire.
Zoro: Flaming Onigiri!
Zoro's attack caused Mr. 5 to caught up on fire, before falling defeated to the ground.
Zoro: Flaming swords aren't too shaby.
Y/N: Damn, that was badass...
The ground started shaking since Broggy had also woken up and started standing up.
Zoro: Yo. Good to see you're alive.
Broggy: Yeah. That leaves two foes left.
Luffy suddenly popped out of the jungle.
Y/N: Did you kick their asses?
Luffy: *smiles* Sure did!
Broggy: Dorry... Dorry.... WAAAAA!!! DORRY!
Broggy went next to Dorry's body, and started crying.
Luffy: Whoa! Look behind him!
Y/N: A rainbow! There's a rainbow!
Nami: Even the way he cries is big!
Zoro: It's practically a waterfall.
Usopp: *Crying* I know how you feel, Master Brogy!
Brogy kept on crying, until Dorry suddenly woke up.
Brogy: Dorry! How are you...
Dorry: It seems I blacked out... Its probably because of the weapons
Usopp: Weapons? Oh, yeah! Not even Elbaf weapons could keep up with two giants fighting to the death for 100 years straight! Talk about crazy... It's a huge miracle!
Brogy hugged Dorry.
Dorry: Hey, Brogy! Don't hold on to me! That hurts my wounds!
Brogy: I'm so glad you're alive, friend of mine! Gabababa!
Zoro: Miracle, my ass. It's only natural. The fact those weapons are still intact after 100 years of constant bashing and clanging is even crazier. As are their owners.
Brogy: What a wonderful day today is! I thank you, God of Elbaf!
Dorry: Oh, Brogy? Was chopping me down and knocking me out that happy for you?
Brogy: You dimwit! That ain't what I'm saying!
Dorry: Oww! Don't touch my wounds.
Brogy and Dorry started punching each other.
Dorry: You want some of this?!
Broggy: Yeah! I'll wipe the floor with ya!
Nami: Why are you guys fighting again?!
Y/N: Why do you only have a bra?
Nami punched Y/N in the head.
Nami: Your fire burned my shirt! You did it on purpose, didn't you?! You better pay it back!
Mini Time Skip
They returned to one of the giant's home.
Dorry: Gyagya! We had completely forgotten about the bounties on our heads!
Vivi: But I was the reason they came to this island in the first place...
Nami pinched Vivi's cheek.
Nami: Let's have none of that!
Luffy: Yeah, Vivi! What're you so down in the dumps for? Want a rice cracker?
Y/N: Where did you even get those?
Luffy: For now, let's have a rice cracker party!
Usopp: Rice crackers arent very excited. But Luffy, get this! Y/N can fire a beam from his mouth.
Luffy got excited and some sparkles started flying around him.
Luffy: Really?! Y/N! Please fire a beam! Please! Please!
Y/N: Perhaps in another ocation, that beam took quiet a toll on me
Nami: *To Vivi* See does anyone blame you?
Y/N: *To Vivi* Yeah! Don't blame yourself, Vivi. Besides, Sanji is probably going to thank you.
Vivi: Thank me? For what?
Y/N: If it weren't for you, Nami wouldn't be wearing just a bra.
Nami punched Y/N once more.
Nami: Pervert!
Nami suddenly winced in pain.
Y/N: What is it?
Nami: Nothing. Just a bug.
Zoro: Still, waiting for a year for the log to point to the next island is pretty serious stuff...
Nami: Yeah! Its definitely no laughing matter!
Broggy: You saved us. We would like to thank you in some way.
Luffy: Oh, in that case, you old guys can do something about our log!
Dorry: I'm afraid logs are the only thing we can't help you with
Sanji suddenly arrived at the scene.
Sanji: Nami-san~! Vivi-chan~! And you other bums!
Y/N: *Angry* Other what?!
Sanji: You're okay! Thank goodness!
Usopp: That jerk suddenly shows up only after we needed help!
Y/N: Maybe I can show Luffy the beam by firing at Sanji's face!
Sanji suddenly noticed the giants.
Sanji: What in the hell?! Are you Mr. 3?!
Nami: Hey! How do you know about Mr. 3?
Sanji: Oh! Nami-san~! You're so tittilating like that!
Y/N: Told ya.
Nami: *Angry* Feel like getting slugged?
Sanji: Now, now, Nami-san. You'll catch a cold dressed like that. Here you are.
Sanji gave Nami his jacket.
Nami: Thanks.
Sanji: Y/N! You bastard! How dare you keep the beautiful Nami-san in this state! You've probably been watching her body this whole time! I mean, who wouldn't want to see her gorgeousness?! But look at her! She has bruises! Why didn't you protect her better?!
Y/N: Oh? I'm sorry! Where were you when I had *Points at giant rock* that massive rock right there squash me?! Where were you when Luffy and I were getting hit by a barrage of explosions?! Where were you when Zoro, Nami and Vivi were getting turned into wax figures?! Where were you when all of us were getting attacked?!
Sanji: ...All right. You win this time!
*Sigh* All that aside, I just finished talking with Mr. 0 via Transponder Snail.
Vivi: You talked to the boss?!
Sanji: Yeah. I found this weird hideout in the jungle, you see. He seemed to think I was Mr. 3, so I told him I eliminated everyone.
Vivi: So that means he thinks we're dead?!
Usopp: So we're finally free of people chasing us, but we can't go anywhere!
Sanji: Can't go anywhere? Do we still have business on this island? Just after I managed to get a hold of this, too.
Sanji pulled out an Eternal Pose that lead to Alabasta.
Sanji: Eh? What?
Luffy: Its an eternal Pose to Alabasta!
Everyone started cheering. Vivi ran towards Sanji and hugged him.
Vivi: Thank you, Sanji-san! I was so worried for a moment there!
Sanji: No, no! It was my pleasure! I'm glad I could make you so happy!
Luffy: Alright, everyone! Let's have a rice cracker party!
Usopp: We can't do that, Luffy. We only have three left! We can't have a rice cracker party!
Luffy: What?!
Y/N: Make that two.
Y/N took a rice cracker from Usopp's hand and ate it.
Nami: You know this is no time for that! Let's go, captain! We don't have time to be lounging around!
Luffy: Alright, round old guy and giant old guy! We're gonna go now!
Brogy: Oh, I see. Well, you do seem to be in a hurry.
Dorry: That's too bad, but we won't stop you. I hope you homeland is okay.
Vivi: Yes! Thank you!
They started walking away.
Luffy: See ya! Don't die anymore!
Usopp: Master! I will visit Elbaf someday!
Y/N: Bye bye!
When they arrived at the Merry, there were two creatures that Zoro and Sanji had captured, and they were comparing them.
Zoro: See?! Mine's far huger than yours!
Sanji: Look closer! My lizard's bigger!
Zoro: Are you blind or something?! My rhino's way bigger!
Luffy: It doesn't really matter! They both look yummy!
Sanji and Zoro kept on arguing.
Nami: How long are you gonna keep at that?
Y/N: I don't think we'll be able to fit them on the ship.
Nami: You're right. Cut it up!
Sanji: Yes, Nami-san~!
They cut up the most amount of meat they could, they raised the Merry's anchor.
Luffy: Set sail!
They Merry started following the river.
Nami: They said going straight will take us to the western end of the island.
Luffy: Hey. Couldn't you have gotten any more meat on board?
Y/N: Not unless we leave someone behind.
Luffy: Look, it's the old guys! They came to see us off!
Brogy: Ahead is a great obstacle...
Dorry: ...that prevents people who come to this island from reaching the next... You fought desperately to protect our pride.
Brogy: As such, no matter what manner of enemy there may be...
Dorry: ...we will not let them destroy your pride, friends!
Brogy: Have faith in us, and continue straight ahead! Straight ahead, no matter what happens!
Luffy/(Y/N): Got it!
Zoro: What's this about!
Usopp: What do you got?
Luffy: We'll go straight ahead, no matter what!
They Merry started exiting the island and heading back to sea
Brogy: This is goodbye.
Dorry: Let's meet again someday. Without fail.
Nami: Look! Up ahead!
A giant creature started rising from the ocean.
Dorry: There you are, Island-eater!
Brogy: You will open the path, in the name of Elbaf!
Dorry's sword started being surrounded by a blue aura, while Brogy's axe was surrounded by a red aura. From the ocean, rose an giant goldfish.
Usopp: Something's appeared!
Luffy: What's this guy?
Y/N: A giant goldfish?
Usopp: A g-giant goldfish?! W-Why does that sound familiar?!
Nami: Work the rudder! Hurry! We're gonna get eaten! Hurry, Usopp!
Usopp: I-I can't! Go straight ahead! R-Right, Luffy?! Y/N?!
Luffy: Yeah! Of course!
Y/N: Keep moving forward!
The giant goldfish opened his mouth.
Nami: Don't be stupid! This won't be like what happened with Laboon!
Luffy: I know. Calm down. Here, I'll let you have the last rice cracker.
Nami: I don't want it! If we don't turn the ship, we're gonna be-!
Y/N: Give it up, Nami.
Nami started eating the rice cracker while comically crying, Y/N petted her head in an attempt to make her feel better. The merry started going inside the goldfish's mouth.
Sanji: Luffy! We can trust those guys, I hope?!
Luffy: Yeah!
Vivi: Are you crazy?! Are we really going straight into that beast?!
Y/N: You think this is a beast? You've seen noting yet.
Nami: No! We're too late now!
The goldfish closed his mouth, eating the whole merry and its crew.
Usopp: Straight ahead! Straight ahead!
Nami: What are you talking about?! We've already been eaten!
Y/N: Straight ahead!
Luffy: Straight ahead!
A strong gust of wind suddenly opened a whole through one of the Goldfish's side and went all the way to the other side, opening another whole and sending the Merry out of the creature.
Y/N: Wohoo! We're back outside!
Luffy: We're flying out of it! Don't look back! We're going straight ahead!
Usopp: *Crying* They cut...the very sea itself.
Y/N: This is the strenght of Elbaf warriors. Amazing!
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yDave: Hello! So, uh, two small announcement.
After some voting, Y/N's Nickname will be one that was suggested by @Phantom467985 and it is...
"Apex Predator Y/N"
The Harem that is guaranteed for now is the following:
Nami
Nico Robin
Boa Hancock
yDave: And the ones who are sill in the process of being chosen or not are the following:
- Vivi
- Yamato
- Rebbeca
- Shirahoshi
- Jewelry Bonney
- Carrot
yDave: Anywho, that would be all for now. I hope you guys are enjoying the story. And I know a lot of you are probably wondering when will Y/N's full kaiju form appear. Well, I'm planning on making it appear at one point of the Alabasta arc. But it won't be for too long, since like I said somewhere before, it requires Y/N a lot of energy, depending on the size. Anyways, that'd be all.
BYE BYE!!!