THREE YEARS LATER
Sunday, 8:00 A.M.
Yoongi Boongi
Yoongi Boongi:
Please
I haven't begged for anything
like this in my entire life
Just one picture
Come on! Please!!
Me:
Shut up. I caught you
cheating on me.
Yoongi Boongi:
What?
Have you gone nuts?
Me:
I have proper proof!
Yoongi Boongi:
Yeah n I wanna see that
Me:
That's you Ryuk.
That's you.
I trusted you alot 😭😭
Yoongi Boongi:
Jee... Seriously...
I am typing this with
my middle finger 😠
Me:
Yoongi Boongi:
You. Are. No. Longer.
My. Girlfriend.
You are nothing. Get
tf lost.
Me:
Calm down ketchup precum.
What do you want?
Yoongi Boongi:
A selfie. Now.
Me:
You've got thousands on
your phone.
Yoongi Boongi:
I want more.
Me:
It's been an two days since
you left! 🤯
Yoongi Boongi:
So?
Me:
Yoon... I am really sorry.
I am out with Mihi.
Yoongi Boongi:
Cool then ask her to
click some pictures. 😎
Me:
She'll curse the shit Outta me 😂
Yoongi Boongi:
Istg I wanna take you
on every your we have
but it's not possible 😔😔
Me:
Bro. Cheer up.
For you. With love <3
Yoongi Boongi:
😭😭😭
You'll cause the end
of me.
Me:
: ()
Yoongi Boongi:
Open your mouth baby girl.
Me:
: (. )
Yoongi Boongi:
Wider
Me:
: ( )
Yoongi Boongi:
That's like my good girl.
Btw what's this place?
You're in Busan? Or in
Seoul?
Me:
Um.. yeah. Busan.
Btw you haven't got
any nickname for me 😁
Yoongi Boongi:
I have.
Me:
Realllly??? What??? 🤩🤩
Yoongi Boongi:
Significant annoyance
Me:
What do you want me to use?
Yoongi Boongi:
Huh?
Me:
🔪 or 🗡️ or 🔫
Yoongi Boongi:
I am not really into machoism
but we can try if you want
baby.
Me:
You. Are. No. Longer.
My. Boyfriend.
Get tf lost.
Yoongi Boongi:
Hehe I was kidding.
Me:
No. Out.
Yoongi Boongi:
Come on. Sorry.
Heyyyy
Jeeeeeeee
🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️
Alien of Kepler 497D
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Noona, have you reached LA?
Me:
Yeah I did Tae Tae
Can't wait. It would be
a great surprise.
Thanks for helping me.
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Not at all. You're my
favorite alien.
Me:
You too. Good job. 😌
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Btw did you guys fight?
He is sulking. Saying that
he wants to get back.
Me:
No. We didn't.
I am just ignoring him.
Alien of Kepler 497D:
WHY??
Me:
Just like that?
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Woah you're treacherous
Me:
Don't even say.
He blocked me once for
two day straight and I was
in LV! He didn't fucking care!
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Well well well
You guys had your biggest
fight then.
I really thought you guys
broke up. I mean you said
to each other "you are not
my gf/bf anymore"
Me:
We do that all the time.
I am the Cinderella but
he gave me a fucking sneaker
instead of a glass shoe.
I am deemed to be different!
Alien of Kepler 497D:
What?
Me:
😌
Alien of Kepler 497D:
We have a concert Noona
and he's sulking! 🤦🏻♂️
Me:
Your concert is tmrw. I'll
talk to him in an hour or
two.
He deserves it 😌
Alien of Kepler 497D:
I still can't belive that you are
dating.
Literally all you do is
fight.
Me:
Oh I gtg. Bye.
Alien of Kepler 497D:
Bye
Sunday, 1:00 P.M.
Yoongi Boongi
Me:
Should I buy this?
Yoongi Boongi:
What? Why? Did you
got hurt? Finally you
text me after hours only
to say this?
What happened Jee?
Me:
Yo man calm down.
I was thinking if I place
them on my nipples,
will they disappear?
Yoongi Boongi:
Me:
😂😂
No but really...
Yoongi Boongi:
You can make them disappear
without any band aid.
Just take my mouth girl 😉
Me:
Bye.
Yoongi Boongi:
Sorry babe.😬😬
Not really. But still
Me:
Yoongi Boongi:
How many times have I
told ya to not use me as
a meme.
Me:
You can't control me babyboy 😉
Yoongi Boongi:
Are you sure babygirl?
Me:
Okay, you can 😭
Yoongi Boongi:
I love my honest baby 😌
Me:
So... You wanna apologise?
Yoongi Boongi:
Yup. Sorry. 😭
Me:
That overdramatic fake
emoji did your work.
So, a selfie?
Yoongi Boongi:
😏😏
Me:
Bye.
Yoongi Boongi:
😩😩
That's not fair.
Me:
I care? No. 😊
Yoongi Boongi:
Me:
When.... When are you coming
back?
Yoongi Boongi:
In a three days. Why?😂
Me:
Yoongi Boongi:
😂😂
Me:
All the best for tmrw. 🖇️
Yoongi Boongi:
All the best for your
horny ass 🖇️
Being utterly bored in the hotel room, I decided to pester MiHi and Woobin in the next room. They got married last year and I remember, Yoongi literally lifted me up to catch the bouquet but I could not.
Man, don't even ask how angry he was and how embarrassed I was. Stupid, I know. But... So very cute.
I pressed for doorbell and after a wait of a few moments, Woobin opened the door. His hair were a mess and his shirt half buttoned.
"What were you doing?" I smirked.
"Work."
MiHi's head popped out from behind the wall, a cheeky smile on her face. "Hi Jee, I'm work," she responded and Woobin coughed awkwardly.
I laughed, "Continue."
"Then why did you come?" He asked, annoyed.
"I was bored but I love humanity. I won't interrupt the human making process," I laughed again and carried myself back to my room.
I cannot disturb Yoongi, not because he won't respond. He would. That's the problem! I don't want to distract him.
He would be surprised on seeing me here. Also, in these three years, we both have been engrossed in our work to an extent that we haven't really had a trip or something.
I plopped down on the bed when my phone rang.
Incoming call : Yoongi Boongi
Yes / No
[What the fuck? You have
work. Concentrate man.]
[I cannot when I fucking come
to know that you cancelled
your booksign from Minho
Hyung.]
[Ahh it's about that? Ha ha]
[Stop beating around
the bush. First the band aid,
now this... Are you sure you
are fine?]
[Yes bro. Fine. And hot af]
[Stop joking for fuck sake.]
[No really.]
[Then why? If youre not hurt,
you are not in your period,
you eat well... There can be
only one reason then.]
I gulped.
[And what's that?]
[You're double dating someone
behind my back!]
Disappointment.
[Yeah you're so right.
He is so sexy and hot.]
[Stop joking.]
[Who's joking? Really.
Oh my god, his lips.. Ahh!
His abs... Ahh!!
His eyes... Ahh!!
His-]
[Ok sorry, I was just joking]
[Good. You should be. ]
[Well, forget this and
tell me what the fuck is
wrong with you.]
[You know theres this
problem I am facing and
I don't know what to do.]
[What's the problem?]
[I wanna shower but I
also wanna sleep. I can
sleep in the shower but
I am also starving.]
[...]
1... 2... 3...
[WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH YOU
IDIOT! I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOUR PARENTS DECIDED
TO FUCKING SQUIRT WATER
ON EACH OTHER AND
MUTUALLY DECIDE TO
GIVE BIRTH TO A SMUG,
CLOWN BABY LIKE YOU!
AND WHY THE FUCK DO
I LOVE THIS CLOWN BABY?]
[Done?]
[Yeah *heavy breathing*]
[ I didn't go
because I was not in the
mood. I want to rest. It's
been hectic.]
[Oh. Rest well then.
When I come back, I
don't think you'll be
resting. I love you.]
[*Laughs* I love you too.]
Call ended.
•••
(A/N: So near to end. 😭😭🖇️)