After hopping in the limo and driving over to Edwrinas family's house the pair stood at the door, Bellon was too nervous to knock. A creepy looking girl with big bulging bug orbs opened the door, she looked pale and sickly, just like Edwrina.
"Jaspera!" Edwina smirked, "How's my brother, Aliec, treating you?"
Jaspera licked her lips looking at Bellon, "You brought a half bre- What on earth happened to your gazing orbs? You look terrible!"
Bellon drew back, 'How rude' he thought with his emo brain.
"Bellon will fully convert eventually, we are totally in love and i wanted him to meet the fam." Edwrina said with a tone that clearly showed Jaspera not to push the matter of the missing orbs.
The triumvirate walked in through the door shutting it behind them.
"EDDY!" A pixi looking man screeched running towards Edwrina, wrapping his arms around her. "Wow it's been a while hasn't it?"
Bellon could not believe what he was seeing, another pale sickly man was kissing Edwrinas cheek! Bellon couldn't believe Edwrina would kiss other men so easily.
"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-get off o-of her, s-s-s-s-shes m-mine!" Bellon shouted with his tiny emo fists trembling at his sides. WIthout warning Bellon grabbed the man's balls through his pants, and twisted them both off with a POP, and yanked them out of the mans pants. While the man was on the floor screeching cupping his pants rolling around, Edwrina turned to Bellon.
"Silly Bellon, Aliec is my brother!" Edwrina laughed at Bellons silly goose behavior and the pair of them stepped over Aliecs writhing figure and walked into the kitchen. Bellon gazed around the room, the home seemed very nice, large windows with a few into the forest, nice smooth stairs, it wasn't super homely, but it was a house that someone could own. Bellon started to juggle the testicals.
Bellon watched as Edwrina clicked her tongue to find out where she was in the room using echolocation. Bellon felt bad for her, sure, she was totally hot without her orbs, he didn't want her to feel embarrassed, Jaspera had been rude earlier and Bellon knew Edwrina was feeling self conscious. His little fists clamped around the testicals in his hands and suddenly he had an idea.
"E-e-e-e-edwrina! Kneel d-down in f-f-f-front of me!" Bellon jumped in emo excitement as Edwrina knelt down. With trembling emo hands bellon slid Edwrinas brothers testicles into her vision sockets, and licked the blood off of her face. With a sharpie he drew all over the testicles to make them black just like her dark orbs used to be.
"You look beautiful, Edwrina, with or without vision orbs." He smiled up at the large woman with testicals in her face.
From the other room they heard a cry "MY TESTICALS!" Aliec had apparently woken back up and seen the damage. Bellon giggled watching Jaspera try to comfort the screaming man on the floor. Edwrina gasped, "Bellon! Did you put my brother's testicals in my orb sockets? That's so thoughtful!" Bellon blushed and murmured something about it not being a big deal.
***
"Let me get this straight, this... boy, Bellon comes into our house, rips off my son's testicals, and shoves them into your face?" The head of the house Carlily asked, not pleased. Edwrina just shrugged.
"I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I thought it seemed thoughtful.", the tall pale testical-faced woman told Carlily. "They'll grow back, I'm sure. I had both my arms cut off and they grew back like, super quick. It'll be fine.", Edwrina stated, smirking a little, blinking her testicular spheres. Carlily rolled her yellow orbs at her adopted daughter.
"Are we seriously going to let this emo freak of nature sit at our table? He ripped Aliecs balls off! If my balls had been ripped off, Bellon would be dead right now." A handsome man with blond hair and pasty skin shouted over the dinner table, and he turned and ran out the door, shouting "SOMEBODY FOLLOW ME I'M DISTRAUGHT!"
A woman even more muscular than Edwrina stood up and said "I'll get Rossilis, It was nice to meet you Bellon, my name is Emmele by, I think you will get along just fine here." And she ran off to catch up with her husband/adopted brother. Bellon didn't completely understand the family dynamic around here, but he liked it.
"Dinner is served." Esman, Edwrinas adopted father, said walking into the room with a giant silver platter on it. He took his slender hands and took the lid off of the large platter, revealing the body of a dead deer. Cheers were shouted all around the table as the family ripped open the deer's flesh with their teeth, slurping up the blood and gnawing at the deers bones and guts.
"Why aren't you eating Bellon?" Jaspera asked, squinting at Bellon suspiciously with her bright yellow globes.
"U-U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh," Bellon stuttered. He didn't want to eat a raw deer, but he didn't want to offend Edwrinas family either. The tiny emo boy scooted onto the table and shoved his face into the open chest of the deer. He felt the cold blood clots and arteries popping in his teeth when he bit down, the juices running down his chin and staining his shirt. When a particularly large and hairy chunk of raw flesh slid down his gullet he started to like it, the taste was so bad but so good. Bellon couldn't help but urinate because of how happy and confused he was.
When Carlilly saw amber shimmering liquid seep into the table cloth she got very worried. "Bellon dear boy, are you releasing your bladder sack onto my nice table?"
With Carlillys words everyone paused and looked at the urine soaked table with disgust.
"Oh mom, he just pees a bit when he's excited that's all." Edwrina said, flopping her head in a circular motion. Esman looked at Bellon, then at his wife. This didn't seem to reassure either of them. Dinner continued to be awkward, only increasing in awkwardness when Aleic walked back in the room, along with Emmelie and Rossalis. The only two people not feeling awkward was Edwrina and Bellon, who were both currently slurping up the deers long intestine, chewing and slurping until the couples lips meet, and unable to control herself, Edwrina grabbed Bellon and set him in the bloody deer carcass, wrapping the skin around him like a blanket, Edwrina whisper sang a song to him brushing his hair with her bloody hands.
"I fell in love with an emo boy
Yeah im in love with an emo boy
I fell in love with an emo boy
All i want is an emo boy
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Uuuhhhh yeEEEEeeeeaaah"
Bellon started to cry, the song was just too beautiful, and slowly, wrapped up in the deer carcass, he fell asleep. The rest of Edwrinas family watched, disgusted and horrified. Esman stood up and left the room, Carlily following soon after.
"Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee '' He snored gently like the small emo boy he was. Edwrina smirked at her emo boy and echolocationed up at her remaining siblings.
"Isn't he just perfect?" She said, stroking Bellons face lovingly.
Rossalis looked at Edwrina,"What in the holy frickin 'heck is your relationship?!", he exclaimed.
"A relationship so loving you simply wouldn't understand, dear brother of mine." And with that Edwrina scooped up the deer-carcass-sleeping bag with Bellon still inside and carried him up the stairs into the guest bedroom, and she went to her own room and went to sleep.
***
When Bellon woke up, the deer carcass had unwrapped, leaving spots of blood all over his body. Edwrina was standing over him, just about to wake him when his bright ocean colored spheres opened.
"Bellon, get up, don't you hear it?" Edwrina whispered, clearly giddy with excitement.
"Hear what? Edwrina I'm tired let me sleep." Bellon murmured and turned his face into the half eaten deer lung. Edwrina ignored his pleas and grabbed his wrists pulling him into a standing position.
"LIsten, its raining"
"So?"
"It's basketball time."
Edwrina smirked when she heard her siblings come barreling down the stairs, chanting together,
"BASKETBALL,
BASKETBALL,
BASKETBALL"
Bellon peeked his little emo head out the door and was swept up in the wave of pale cold teenagers.
The Coolons got outside, Bellon saw the massive basketball court they had. He had to look up to see the nets, because he was so miniscule, and when he did he was reminded that it was raining by a huge raindrop falling into his intense azure sphere that was peeking from his emo bangs. He pulled on Edwrina's sleeve, and pulled her down to his level.
"W-w-w-w-why do we h-have to play n-n-n-n-n-ow? Can't y-you just p-p-p-play later when it-t-t isn't raining l-l-like t-this?" he sniffled, gesturing to the heavy rainfall that had now soaked his clothes. Edwrina smirked at him knowingly. The beanstalk-like woman pointed to where she could hear and ecolocate one of her siblings dribbling the ball.
"You hear that Bellon, my family is so good at basketball that our soft-rappid dribbles of the ball sound like the pitter patter of rain. So we have to play while it's drizzling out that way people don't get suspicious." Edwrina smirked smirkily and started doing stretches.
Bellon coulndt think of why it would be suspicious, if anyone even cared about the rain sounds of the ball, they would probably just assume it was a sprinkler or something.
Edwrina finished her stretches and her now-testical-less brother Aliec shouted, "Let's play some ball!" and he tossed the basketball up into the air, an arc forming as it hit the ground with a bounce
Bounce
Bounce
The teams were divided, boys and girls, and with a shout Rossalis leapt forward to grab the ball. He dribbled so fast it was a blur, little pitter-patters on the concrete. The beautiful pale man shoved past the emo boy standing in his way, Bellon fell to the ground with a cry.
"Get your head in the game!" Esman shouted.
Bellon stood up and shook off his owies, he watched as the girls tried to block the pale man from reaching the goal that was fifty feet above their heads, in a moment of desperation Rossalis tossed the ball high in the air, hoping Bellon could get it and save it from the other team. The ball sailed high in the air, so high it almost disappeared, and came back down with a whistling sound like a torpedo. Bellon screamed and hunched over on the pavement trying to avoid getting hit with the death ball. The ball came down with a crack on top of Bellons back. He screamed and cried.
"Get your head in the game!" Rossalis yelled as the ball gently rolled over to Jaspera. Jaspera grabbed the ball and started dribbling it, she ran to the other side of the court and tossed it over to Edwrina who threw it up into the air and it swished through the basket all the way up in the sky.
"That's one point for the girlsies!" Carlilly cheered and high fived all the girls, stepping on the emo boys back as she did so.
As Bellon held his back in pain, the Coolon boys started singing.
Daddy said to fake right
And break left
Watch out for the pick
And keep an eye on defense
Gotta run the give and go
And take the ball to the hole
But don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"
Just keep ya head in the game
Just keep ya head in the game
The boys were singing in Bellons face as he writhed in pain. He believed his back to be broken, and he wished they would stop singing in his face, getting their nasty icky spit all over his face.
And don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"
Just keep ya head in the game
U gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
You gotta
Get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
U gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
You gotta
Get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
Come on
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
You gotta
Get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
U gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
You gotta
Get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
They pushed Bellon onto the ground as they aggressively sang at him, only causing him more pain. Bellon started sobbing but the Collon boys kept singing, forming a loud singing circle around him.
Let's make sure
That we get the rebound
'Cause when we get it
Then the crowd will go wild
Bellon stood up, and decided he was gonna sing back at the boys. When he stood up, he got a sharp pain in his back and had to hold it to keep it from hurting too much.
A s-s-s-s-second chance
Gotta g-g-grab it a-a-and g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go
Maybe th-th-th-th-this time
I'll d-d-dribble g-good dribbles
I g-g-g-g-otta
Get m-m-my, get m-my h-h-head in the g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
I g-g-gotta
Get my, g-g-g-get my he-he-he-head in the g-g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Bellon held the basketball with one hand, the other holding his back, as he and the boys sang together. The girls watched, really confused.
"Why are they singing? Did they even call timeout?", Jaspera asked Carlily, frustrated and angry. She shrugged and gestured at the singing boys.
"I don't really know, but it's pretty entertaining if i'm being honest.", she said, still watching the boys. All the other girls nodded and watched with their adoptive mother.
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ome on
Get m-m-m-m-my, get my h-h-h-h-head in the g-g-g-g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
I-i-i-i-i-i gotta
Get m-my, get my head i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in the game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Why a-a-a-a-am I feeling s-s-s-s-s-so wrong
My head's i-i-i-i-i-in the g-a-a-aame
B-but I can't d-d-d-d-dribble dribble
She m-m-makes this feel s-s-s-so right
Sh-sh-sh-should I g-g-g-go for it
Better sha-shake this, y-y-y-y-yikes!
Edwrina wished she could see what was happening. All she knew was that the boys were singing.
Bellon got ready to shoot, holding the ball with one hand still. He focused on the net hardcore. He was gonna try his hardest to make it, to make the boys proud and prove his worth to the Coolons.
I g-g-g-gotta
Get my, g-g-g-get my h-h-h-head in the game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i gotta
Get m-m-m-my, get my head i-i-i-i-i-i-in the g-g-g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
C-c-c-c-c-come on
Get m-m-m-m-m-my, get my h-h-h-h-head in the g-g-g-g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
I go-go-go-gotta
Get m-m-m-m-my, get my h-h-h-head in the g-g-g-game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Bellon made the shot, it looked like it was going to go in the net. Bellons orbs went wide, he jumped up in celebration. And just as he did, the ball bounced off the back-board and hit him in the head, knocking him on the ground. There was a loud crack as his head cracked open on the pavement.
The Coolon boys all fell to their knees in disappointment and defeat as Bellons skull leaked blood everywhere. The girls jumped up in celebration and started high fiving each other, cheering. Jaspera smelled the blood on the pavement, she started sniffing real hard.
"NO!" Rossilis screamed and went to grab Jaspera, the woman was filled with the scent of the small emo boys half breed blood. Edwrina could sense how hungry Jaspera was and was filled with rage.
"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO EAT MY BOYFRIEND!" Edwrina shrieked, the testicals bulging from her face, suddenly both testicals popped out of her head and rolled to a stop on the basketball court, Her large Black orbs seemed to have grown back out of sheer rage.
As the bloody, marker-stained, balls rolled to a stop Aliec screamed
"MY TESTICALS!" He excitedly grabbed his balls and shoved them back into his pants with a sigh of relief, as his ball skin gently reached down to grip his testicals and scoop them back up into the loving dirty ballsack.
When Edwrina could see clearly again she ran at Jaspera, who was still being held by her adoptive father, and while Esman held Jasperas hands behind her back Edwrina punched her sister in the face repeatedly.
"Stop!" Jaspera pleaded, "I swear I wasn't going to hurt him, I can control myself, it's just hard!"
Esman gently released the crying girl and stared at Bellon, who was now quivering on the ground, blood everywhere.
Carlilly scooped up the small emo boy and used her speedy feetseis to run to the house, where she would be able to take care of him