Monday, 11:45 P.M.
Doraemon
Me:
I need to ask you something,
and I need you to be completely
honest with me. It might
become awkward with us
after this but I want to know
what you think about this.
I have kept this in for a while
and it's about time. I hope
this doesn't ruin our friendship.
I just need to know and I can't
find any way around this any
more. It doesn't feel fair to me
if I don't get my answer. So,
here it goes... Do you know Santa
Claus and if he really lives in
Lapland?
Doraemon:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
IT MADE ME BLEH
Me:
😂😂😂
But it was great. You loved it.
Doraemon:
I DID
I WAS EATING A MELON
AND I FUCKING DROPPED
IT WHEN I READ THE LAST
LINE.
Me:
😂😂
Doraemon:
Where were you since
two days?
Me:
Oh. OHHHHHH
someone was missing me???
Doraemon:
Me:
😂😂
Yeah, I was a bit consumed.
I was writing something. It's
something new, something
different.
Doraemon:
Oh. What's it??
Me:
You think I would tell you?
Doraemon:
Me:
Sure. Anyday.
Doraemon:
Smh.
Well, we are releasing
new music too.
Me:
Oh really??? What's the
name? Is it a collab?
What's the theme?
Doraemon:
You think I would tell you?
Me:
Doraemon:
😂😂
Me:
Hey Yoongi boongi. Really out
of the blue.
Should I tell you something?
Doraemon:
Why the fuck did you
call me that?
I would murder you for that.
Me:
Kill me with your love.🥰
Doraemon:
Let's kill this love. 🔪
Me:
Oh black pink in our area? 😂😂
I would hit you with
the ddu ddu
I was telling you something tho.
Doraemon:
Only if it's necessary.
Me:
No it's not. Forget it.
Doraemon:
That means it absolutely
is cause you only speak
bullshit. 😂
Me:
Doraemon:
It's wrong. You got my
memes and gifs.
Me:
😎
Doraemon:
Tell me now
Me:
Forget it.
Doraemon:
🖇️
Me:
Man. Is this any sort
of magic spell?
Doraemon:
Yup 😌
Cute. Freaking hella cute.
Me:
So, like, mmm... Yk
my shares were transferred
to a Broadcasting.
'The Nation's Voice'
It's CEO is Louis. None
other than Suho.
Doraemon:
Suho in the sense your
bsf??
Me:
Call it an ex.
Doraemon:
HE DATED YOU??
YOU SAID YOU NEVER
DATED.
LIAR!
Me:
No, I meant call
him my ex bsf.
I don't take him as one
anymore
Doraemon:
Oh. Why?
Me:
He forged documents
claiming that he will be
having an interview
with Jerry Jarvis and that's
how he gained favour.
Doraemon:
But you are Jerry.
Me:
Exactly. Poor lad doesn't
know it. And I tried warn
Minho but that stupid
bastard threatened me with
my identity instead
Doraemon:
Wait. Minho knows that
you are Jerry? I am confused.
Me:
Okay. Lemme tell ya
again. In this whole
freaking universe. Only,
and only you know that
I am Jerry Jarvis.
Minho is talking about
my journalism career.
People who know about
that are you, Minho, mihi
Got that?
Doraemon:
Yeah...
Are you some criminal
on run that you're hiding
so much??
Me:
I don't want people
to know me. In the sense
me. But I want them to
hear me, but not know that
it's me.
Doraemon:
Makes sense.
Then, what happened?
Me:
So, yeah like. What should
I do now? I cannot confront
him because that'll require
confronting myself.
Doraemon:
So do you even wanna confront
him?
Me:
Like, yes no.
One part of my brain
says - Fuck em, why do
you care.
While another - come on,
they are your parents
after all.
Doraemon:
It's your take.
Me:
In any case I don't wanna
reveal myself.
Doraemon:
Then just warm em once
and then let them decide
their fate.
Me:
I have already warned
Minho. I rarely talk to
my parents.
But, you know, recently,
I have really started liking
Lily.
Doraemon:
Finally, at least you like
someone! 😂😂
Me:
Man, I do like people.
I like you. I like Mihi.
Doraemon:
That's it?
Me:
Remove yourself
from the list. I only
like Mihi.
Doraemon:
What about BTS??
Me:
I like their songs. I love
their talent. Please don't
kill me, I am not that much
connected to their personal
lives.
I mean, I do feel bad when
something happens or I feel
joyous if they win an award
or the rankings. But that's like
I love the artist because of their
art and not the art because of
the artist.
I mean I love the artist too
but not like that. Ahh... Idk
I am speaking shit.
Doraemon:
No no it's fine. I kinda
understood.
Like, you are not personally
attatched but emotionally...
Fuck, I didn't understand.
Me:
Yeah 😂😂
Doraemon:
Well it's raining today 😩
Me:
So?
Doraemon:
I don't like rains at night.
I don't like them in morning
too. Except if I am in a
pensive mood or in a jolly
one. The latter is rare.
Me:
Dude. How can you not
like rain. Like the ocean came
all the way to give you tiny
kisses and this is how you
react? Arrogant bitch!
Doraemon:
Woah. Now I will always see
rain like this. 😂
Me:
😂😂
Well it's gonna be pretty tomorrow
after rain
Doraemon:
Just like you
Me:
Okay bye I gtg.
Doraemon:
You're doing something?
Me:
No?
Doraemon:
So where do you gtg?
Me:
Idk I have nothing else
to say.
Doraemon:
Text me cause you're
the only person I like
talking to.
Me:
Oh man are we doing
a soft comeback battle now?
Doraemon:
Eh... Maybe.
Me:
Doraemon:
🤦🏻♂️
Me:
I'll put fucking stars in
the sky for you dumbass.
You made me smile!
Doraemon:
😂😂
I could be anything, but
I want to be yours 😊
Me:
You look such an adorable
dumpling, I would just eat
you up cause it's so freaking
adorable 🤯
Doraemon:
That's still violent. Tone it
down.
You made me believe in
things I had lost my trust
in.
Me:
I love how you can pull the
badass vibe while you're a
complete cinnamon roll and
that makes me weak af.
Cause that's cute!
Doraemon:
Better 😂😂
You're the person I would
not stop looking in the crowd.
Me:
Okay let's not do this.
Doraemon:
Why? You're shy?
😏😏
Me:
Cause you return like autumn,
And everytime, I fall.
Doraemon:
Oh well okay. Let's not
do this.
Me:
Yeah that's what I am saying.
Bye.🖇️
Doraemon:
Bye 🖇️
•••
(A/N : Double update for no reason. Duh 😂)