Thursday, 11:00 A.M.
Doraemon
Doraemon:
I really really wish I
was a cat. I am not built
for this capitalist society.
I am built for sleeping
19 hrs a day and knocking
over things.
Me:
What a nice way to start
a conversation. Lmao 🤣
Didn't you wanted to be
a rock?
Doraemon:
That's in the next life.
Me:
What's with this epiphany?
Doraemon:
Nothing. Just realised this.
Me:
Lmaoo 😂😂
You know where I am?
Doraemon:
Hell
Me:
Doraemon:
😂😂
Ok sorry. Where are
you?
Me:
I am at the hospital.
Doraemon:
And that's amazing? How?
Me:
I mean what I am doing
here is something I wanted
to do from a very long time.
Doraemon:
Tell me you're getting
treated for your mental illness.
🙏
Me:
Hey, don't worry.
One day I'll beat my mental
sickness.
Behind Denny's.
At 3:00 A.M.
With a stick.
Doraemon:
That's not funny! 😒
Me:
Well, you remember...
When we started talking,
you asked me what would
I ask if I got a crystal ball.
Doraemon:
You skipped the question.
Me:
Yeah.
So, like, I wanted to know
if I am the real daughter of
my parents.
They had their routine blood
test today, so, I kinda bribed the
doctor to have a DNA test. 😌
Doraemon:
You're speaking as if this
is something usual girl?!
What would you do if it
turns negative?
Me:
That would be the best.
I'd be more than happy, I
already have an intuition
about this.
At least then, the godly
name of 'parents' would
be clear in my head.
Doraemon:
What if it's positive?
Me:
Then too I'll be happy,
at least I have a family.
Doraemon:
All the best if you think
like that.
Are you scared?
Me:
Nah! 💃
Doraemon:
Just how much do you
pretend?
Me:
Hehe 😝
Doraemon:
😑😑
Me:
No seriously, I am
not scared.
A bit nervous. It would
be changing nothing.
Because I don't really matter.
Doraemon:
You matter. You matter
to me. You matter to the
world!
Me:
I don't. Jerry matters to the
world. Not me.
Doraemon:
Aren't you Jerry?
Me:
No. I mean yeah but no.
Well whatever. You won't
understand.
Doraemon:
You're right. Because you
don't know it yourself.
Me:
I hate the fact that you are
always correct but I also
like it, I mean it's hot af.
But also it makes me defenseless.
So I hate you. 😐
Doraemon:
I'll take it as a compliment 😎
Me:
Well it was. 😄
Doraemon:
That's so weird
Me:
🖇️
Doraemon:
Wtf?
Me:
This is us.
Paperclips
supporting
each other.
Doraemon:
Oh....
Well Jee... I don't know
if I should talk about this.
Me:
What's it?
Doraemon:
Aren't you like the heir
of the broadcasting company..
The Korean Times?
Me:
Mhm. So?
Doraemon:
I just read an article of
their daughters' shares
transferred to a new
publication...
That was dated of your
birthday.
Me:
So?
Doraemon:
Did you by any chance
lost them because you
were with me?
Me:
First, I didn't lost them.
I gave them with my
consent. Also there was
nothing to lose, it wasn't
mine anyway.
Secondly, if I say it was
because of you, would you
gimme your signed album
for free?
Doraemon:
😑
You can buy it. You're
rich enough.
Me:
No. I cannot. It'll be delivered,
and if anyone sees, I am dead.
Doraemon:
Even if I send you, it'll be
delivered.
Me:
Yeah you're right.
Sorry I was dumb.
Doraemon:
Tell me something I don't
know😎
Me:
You're an absolute piece
of fucking shit.
Doraemon:
😂😂
I don't know this cause this
ain't true.
Me:
Or you're ignorant? 😂
Doraemon:
Anyway, I never thanked
you for that day.
Thanks.
Me:
Of course.
Doraemon:
Shouldn't you say, "you're
welcome"?
Author???
Me:
Like of course I am helping
you, that's what I do.
You were stupid to assume
another dimension in which
I am not helping you.
You idiot. You absolute buffoon!
Doraemon:
Me:
Aww 😂😂
Doraemon:
When will the results come
out?
Me:
In a week or so.
Doraemon:
All the best.
Take care.
Me:
Doraemon:
😂😂
🖇️
Me:
Aww 😂😂
You're making me do
Aww. That's not good.
Because people are watching
me, so, better stop.
Doraemon:
Okay yeah whatever 😂😂
Just know that you
can come to me anytime.
If you're horny or depressed
or just wanna talk. I'm here.
And whatever the results
will be. You are still you.
Unapologetically, authentically,
just you.
Okay?
Me:
Doraemon:
I downloaded this just
for you lmao 🤣🤣
Me:
Wow, this is our love language.
Downloading memes to
send each other.
🖇️
Doraemon:
😂😂 Bye
🖇️
Woah, he didn't deny. Weird.
•••
(A/N: Should I publish one more chapter for no reason?)