𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲, Weirdosheepie 𝐚𝐧𝐝 Hardcoreshipper2020!
𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞:
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧?.. 𝐞𝐡𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬!
Yakko puts a pear in the middle of a Giuseppe Arcimboldo sculpture,
"Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo tribute sculpture is complete!" said Yakko,
"And it only took us three months!" replied Dot.
Rain giggled and clapped her hands,
"Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?" Asked the middle child,
"Im glad you asked Wakko!" Yakko handed Rain over to Dot.
The scene then changes over to Yakko infront of a map getting ready to sing,
" ♪In 16th century Italy-- ♪"
Yakko was cut off by the doorbell,
"Ah, guess the song will have to wait."
Yakko open the door peeping through it.
He looked to his right and saw nobody. he looked to his left and was met by this ugly lookin' nerd that was laughing like a menace.
Hot breath all up in Yakkos face,
"AH!" Screamed the poor 14 year old,
"Howdy! Im Dwayne LaPistol, your new neighbor!" Ugly said.
The scene change and showed a construction truck moving an old studio building,
then a helicopter came into view and dropped ugly's bunny farm onto the ground.
"Just came by to introduce myself and show you my buns."
The angle changes showing Uglys thick looking butt picnhing up,
"Mwah, goodnight everybody!" joked yakko.
Yakko was about to close door but LaPistol grabbed him by the snozzle,
"Not those buns!"
Lapistol grabbed two bunnies from behind his back, showing it off to yakko.
"These buns."
Rain was shyly hiding behind Yakko. When she saw the suspicious man pulled out the two adorable things, her mood quickly change.
"EEEEE!" Squealed Rain.
Dot and Wakko popped up behind yakko, hearts floating above their heads,
"Awww!" Said the two.
"I got big ones," Rain snatched the big bunnie from Lapistols grasp.
LaPistol watched as the baby waddle its way back inside the tower. He then cleared his throat and continued his bragging,
"small ones, even ones that come with their own bun-stocks!" LaPistol threw the small one to the side, showing another small bunnie wearing socks.
He then squeezed the bunnys neck tight making its head blow up like a balloon,
"Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight,"
Lapistol put his head into the bunnys stomach. snuggling it like its a teddy bear,
"And never let 'em go?"
Dot snatched the poor thing from Lapistol,
"Can we keep them!? can we? CAN WE!??" Dot and Wakko begged for their brothers approval.
Rain pop her head up from out of the tower,
"PWEEAAASSSEEE!??" The baby asked, doing puppy eyes while snuggling her bunnie tight.
Rain and Yakko watched as Lapistol popped up from behind Wakko and dot.
Both of their faces squishing up againist Lapistol chest,
"People need buns in these uncertain times." Lapistol said,
"Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it."
The american flag suddenly starts to fade in as Lapistol do his speech.
When lapistol was done, Yakko and his sibs was already back inside the water tower,
"Alright, whatever you say, Dwayne. You're weird, Bye!" Said yakko, waving off the weird man before slammin' the door shut on him.
Wakko, Dot, and Rain was seen running around the room with their new pet bunnies!
They all stopped and jump in place with their bunnies on their head. Rain felt a tickle in her noose and sneezed,
sending her to fly around the room with her bunnie she named funneh.
Yakko catched her and walked to his other siblings as he watch them admire their adorable little things.
Lapistol secretly open the tower door. A michievious, spine chilling smile on his face.
He did a sinister laugh before closing the door.
Lapistol is then seen doing empressive acrobatic moves down the tower. He landed safely on the ground and looked around his surrondings.
He sniffed around and manically laughed before pulling out hand full of bunnies from behind one of the stands that hold up the water tower.
He ran around the studio replacing everything with Rabbits!
Rabbits in people books, Rabbits on people headphones, even rabbits in a director microphone!
~𝑵𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒚~
The morning sun was rising. A roster was about to do its iconic little yodel until it was snatch by the neck, and was replaced by a bunny
Wakko was walking to the counter holding a ceral box while yawning. He jumped on a stool and pour the "ceral" (which was not actual ceral, it was a big bunnie) into the bowl.
Since wakko was still half alseep, he put the bunnie in his mouth.
Yakko popped out from a cabinet. He was holding a toothbrush that had a bunny on it,
"This toothpaste tastes strange. Has a real kick to it."
He said, The bunny kicked Yakko in the head. But since Yakko was also half asleep he didn't really felt it.
Yakko then proceded to brush his teeth, the bunny still on his toothbrush.
Dot walked into the kitchen holding a mug in her hand.
She then looked at Wakko,
"There's a bunny on your head, and in your spoon,"
She then looked over at Yakko,
"and in your mouth."
She looked down at her toes,
"And on my feet.."
Rain was the last Warner to walked in the kitchen. She saw a bunny in Dot mug, a bunny on Yakkos toothbrusg, and a bunny on wakkos head and spoon!
Rain gasped and everybody looked at her,
"Whats wrong Rain?" Yakko asked.
It didn't take long for the 3 Warners to realized that theres bunnies everywhere!
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot screamed while Rain squeeled in exciment,
"THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!" All of them said in fear except for Rain. Who was grinning happily.
The Warners then saw their Giuseppe statue fall apart. They all rushed to it and Wakko, Dot, and Rain watched as their older brother have a breakdown while trying to repair the statue.
"Now, the children will never hear my educational song about Italian Mannerist portrait artist!" Cried Yakko,
Rain was holding a hand full of bunnies in her hand before Yakko snatch them away from her,
"THATS IT! THESE ADORABLE LITTLE MONSTERS HAVE GOT TO GO!" Yakko threw the bunnies up in the air while having a fit.
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The Warners was at Lapistol bunny farm. Lapistol was playing tug of war with one of the bunnies but he quickly stopped when he saw the Warners walked up to him,
"Howdy again, neighbors! Here for more buns?"
"No we wanna give these back." Yakko looked at Rain. Rain was holding all the bunnies in her hands.
Rain looked up at her brother with sad puppy eyes,
"Well?" Yakko was waiting for Rain to dropped them but she quickly turned her back againist Yakko,
"NO!"
Yakko growled. He walked up to his sister and snatched the bunnies from outta of her hands, again.
Rain pouted and started to have a tantrum,
"Are you crazy?" Asked Lapistol.
Wakko burped out a bunny, "But we have to many!" He said,
Lapistol went up to wakko and put the bunny on his hat, "No such thing!"
"On this great WB lot of ours, we're free to have all the buns we want!" Lapistol said.
He picked up Rain who was still having a tantrum,
"Your problem is you don't have enough buns."
Lapistol grabbed a bun from behind his back and stuff it into the baby Warner mouth.
Rain sucked on the bunnies head, and started to clam down.
Lapistol threw Rain on the ground and looked directly at the fourth wall,
"Studies show that owners of multiple buns feel safer from the fear of-"
The camera zoom into Lapistol michiveous face,
"𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗦!" Lapistol said dramatically.
Lapistol was all up in the Warners space. Dot slapped him right across his ugly cheap face,
"Now you're just fear-mongering." Said the Queen.
"Thats the.."
Yakko looked at his hands and started to count, "One, two, three.....fourth worst fear monger, right after war, rumor, and fish."
"There has to be some kind of limit, doesn't there?" Wakko asked.
"NOPE!"
Lapistol drops the bunnies on the Warners. All four of the Warners popped their heads from out of the pile,
"Glad we had this exchange of ideas. Now run along, or i'll have to get the big buns.~"
Lapistol threatens.
Lapistol pulled out a carrot flute and played a little melody..
The Warners jumped as they heard big foot steps approaching them,
"CUTE BIG BWUNNIES!" Rain yelled.
There was two big, ENERMOUS rabbits towering over the Warners. Rain jumped on the yellow Rabbit shoulders and hugged its head,
"HWE SO FWUFFY IM GONNA DIE!" Rain said.
The rabbits grabbed the other 3 Warners. Dot was trying to get out of the yellow bunnys grasps,
"Don't touch me, you jacked juice bunny!" Said Dot.
Lapistol laughed,
"Those are big words for such a little lady!" He said. He then told the two strong bunnies to take the Warners back to their "mommy"
Aka, Nora Rita Norita! The CEO of Warner Bros.
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The bunnies crashed into Nora office.
"Hi.." The 3 Warners said in usion before being thrown on the floor.
The yellow bunny let Rain down safely on the floor,
"Cwall mwe!" She said, waving at the two bunnies.
"I don't know if you've noticed, but we have a serious bunny infestation." Said Yakko. He showed his hand and it was being biten by a little rabbit.
he violenty shook the bunny off and it was flinged to the other side of the room, leaving Yakkos gloove half ripped!
Nora looked at the Warners confused for a moment. But then she quickly realized what the Warners was talking about.
She got up from her desk,
"Ooh. Infestation is what I called a 'truth word.' " She said, walking up to the Warners and getting in their faces.
"I prefer in-fun-station!"
Nora office was filled with bunnies everywhere!
Nora walked up to a window where she can see the whole studio,
"I'm not going to tell anyone that they can or can't have one." She said, "It's in the constitution!"
She then re thought about her words,
"Wait, is it in the constitution?" Nora waved her hands around, "Looked my decision is final!"
Nora picked up Rain who was currently playing in a bunny pile, While scooping up bunnies. The Warners being pushed by the ladys scooped,
"If you've got a problem with it, fill out a comment on the 19th floor."
"But, there is no 19th floor!" Wakko said,
Nora chuckled darkly, "Well, great!"
She threw Rain at the Warners,
"Now, you have two things to put on your comment card."
Nora pushed a red button that flinged the Warners and the bunnies in the air,
Her security system safely locked up her room. There was a little handle that appeared by Nora and she pulled it,
sending the Warners back to the first floor.
The Warners was rolled out of the building, landing hard on the ground.
Rain got up and shook her head. She looked up and saw that the Warner tower was about to blow up,
"TWE TOWER!" Rain pointed out,
"SHE GONNA BLOW!" yelled Yakko.
The tower blew up and bunnies started to fly everywhere!
"AHHHHHH!" Screamed the Warners before they was violently piled up by bunnies.
It was a pool of Rabbits around the WB lot.
Lapistol was seen on the Water tower balconey, laughing at everyone below him.
The Warner poppped out from the pile. Wakko burped out a few bunnies, while Rain squeezed the living LOONEY out of every bunnie she finds.
"THATS IT! FELLAS, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS," said Dot,
"ITS TIME TO GO TO WAR!" Yakko and Dot shouted,
"LUNCH!" Wakko shouted.
Yakko, Dot, and Rain looked at Wakko like he was stupid. Wakko quickly corrected himself,
"Oops, sorry. War. Its time to go to war." Wakko pop a sandwhich in his mouth.
"Oh bwother.." Sighed Rain.
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Yakko was jacked up, his hair was alittle bit longer but at the same time short, and he had bandages around his lower waist area:
"Yakko Warner! Yak Attack!"
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Dot Had hair that stopped at her shoulders. She had pink eyes, and a pink school girl uniform:
"Dot Warner! And don't call me Dottie!"
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Wakko built was a little chubbier than usual. his blue sweater was now turned into a blue jacket:
"Wakko Warner! I've got an appetite for destruction!"
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Rain was medium size. Her hair was all over the place, and she had a blue school girl uniform:
"Rain Warner. And I hate every second of this..."
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The anime Warners watched Lapistol grow two strong biceps. Flexing them hard at the viewers.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot all looked at Lapistol with suprise expressions while Rain,
looked unimpressed.
Lapistol then start to shoot bunny rockets at the Warners.
Wakko created a food force field. Two missles charge at his force field but it didn't break until this one bunny missle who flew directly in the middle of Wakkos force field.
The bunny hit against the forcefield, creating cracks that shatter Wakkos shield.
Then the bunny penetrate wakko causing a explosion.
Yakko, Dot, and Rain was by Wakko side trying to see if he was okay. Lapistol landed on the ground, cracking his neck as he laughed.
Yakko got mad and powered up his screamed filled with rage. Lapistol got in a starter position, his back biceps got stronger and grew bunnies that where rockets.
The bunnies gave Lapistol a boost in his running. He charged directly for Yakko, and Yakko was charging for Lapistol.
Lapistol and Yakko both punch their fist together that created a huge explosion!
Rain and Dot watched as Yakko tried to push Lapistol away with his fist, Sweat pouring down his face in anticipation.
Since Lapistol is much more stronger than Yakko, he flunged the oldest Warner into a nearby wall.
Dot and Rain gasped as they watch their older brother fall in defeat,
"RAIN, STAY BEHIND ME!" yelled the oldest sister.
Rain nodded and watched as Dot created a bronze golden bow that had flowers on it.
Lapistol grunts as a powerful energy form on his chest. That powerful energy send a zooming purpleish pinkish force in dots direction,
"Uh oh.." Dot said. The force hit dot and a big explosion that was shaped like a bunny appeared.
Rain coughed as dust started to cleared in the air. She looked back as she saw all her older siblings laying there in defeat.
She turned around and glared at Lapistol as he chuckled darkly,
"Looks like your siblings are weaker than a fly.~" Lapistol remarked.
Rain growled as she summons a blue flute with flowers on it,
"KEEP MY SIBLINGS NAME OUT YO FREAKIN' MOUTH!" She shouts.
She blew into the flute that somehow posseses all the bunnies to turn their back againist Lapistol,
"GO GET HIM MY LITTLE BUNNY FRIENDS! OVER THROW YOUR LEADER!" She yelled.
The bunnies all Ran to Lapistol at full speed. Lapistol eyes widen as he watched all the bunnys piled up on him.
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The 3 Warners all popped out from a bunnie pile. They watched as their little sister made the bunnies attack Lapistol,
"RAIN HELP US!" screamed Yakko.
Rain looked behind her as she saw her siblings being pulled under the bunny pile.
A lightbulb came to Rains mind. She quickly pulled out her phone and called her little wolf friends,
"Hewo, austrilwa? ywo fowks know how two swove the issue of bwun violence, don't ywo?"
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot watched as their little sister was calling this suspicious caller,
"Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Swure! I'll twake one of twose, please." Rain put her phone back in her pocket.
A plane flew over the studio, "THE PLANE! THE PLANE!" Dot shouted.
Lapistol looked up at the sky and gasped as 4 dingoes jump out of the plane,
"OH NO! DINGOES!" Lapistol said in fear.
Lapistol looked down and saw Dingoes growling at 3 adorable little bunnies. he shimmie his way out of one of the stronger bunny grasp and went to go proctect the smaller, more weaker bunnies.
"DON'T EAT MY BABIES!"
One of the dingoes licked their lips as it charge for the bunnies and Lapistol--
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People who buyed bunnies from Lapistol earlier was standing in a line waiting to return their pets back to the dingoes.
each bunnie that was returned back was tossed into a back of a truck.
The 4 warners popped behind the truck, "Wow. For a second there, I thought they were just gonna eat all the buns." Said Yakko.
"Nope. The only thing biting here is the satire." Replied Dot.
Lapistol head poked out of a white bag he was put into,
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" Lapistol decleared, "I'm a responsible bun owner! Im proving to the world we all have a right to bear buns!" Lapistol jiggled his butt cheecks under the white bag he was in.
"Not here. This is a kid's show." Yakko said before hitting the back of the truck motioning it to drive off.
As the truck drive off, Rain waved bye at Lapistol while holding a bunnie on top of her head,
"After this, i'm not doing any more thinly veiled allegories." Dot said, Rain nodded in agreement.
The two sisters proceed to walk back to the destroy water tower,
"Oh, I get it!" Wakko said looking at Yakko,
"This entire sketch is a metaphor shoes!"
"Yeah, Wakko. Because America has too much high capacity shoe violence."
Wakko looked confused as to what Yakko just said,
"What is it then? Banks? Motorcycles?" Asked Wakko, following behind his sibs.
"We'll tell you when you're a little older." Dot said.