Tuesday, 1:00 A.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Ykw we did todayyy???
Ryuk:
Do I look like ik? 😑
Me:
Bitch.
Well we (me and Mi) went
to our school. Busan high.
It was so nostalgic.
Ryuk:
Mi and me lmaooo 🤣🤣
Did your parents allow
you now?
Me:
I told you Lily was
on a day off. And my
parents are rarely
home.
So, I sneaked. Look,
I am not a coward.
Ryuk:
Congratulations to
you 👏👏
Me:
Why so salty???
Look I found a new
friend. We took it everywhere
with us and then we had to
drop it back. <3
Ryuk:
You guys didn't click
pictures of yourselves?
Me:
We did. You wanna see???
Ryuk:
Um... But, your identity.
Me:
We never click normal
pictures. Our face is
rarely visible.
Like ...
Ryuk:
Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Which one is you?
Me:
The one on the right.
You know the first time
I texted you, thinking that
you were Suho. I was
really missing him coz
of this pic...
The middle one is
Suho. I am on the left
and Mi on the right. 😂😂
Ryuk:
You guys seem close.
Me:
We've spent our entire
childhood together.
Same school, same college.
Ryuk:
Y'all did journalism?
Me:
Yup. Yk what a coincidence.
When we were like returning,
we met sung ho. We were
classmates.
He proposed me on our
farewell. Those were the days.
Lmao 🤣🤣
Ryuk:
Can't believe someone
can propose you..
Me:
I was a pretty popular kid
for your kind information.
Not only me, we three
were pretty popular....
Ryuk:
Why do you think I would
believe you?
Me:
Then don't. 🤷🏻♀️
But seriously, sung ho turned
into a really handsome lad.
Ryuk:
Seems like someone is
regretting... 😏
Me:
Not at all. Like, I didn't feel
for him.
And Mr Ryuk, with all due
respect which is none, he was
very handsome then too.
Ryuk:
Do you have a picture?
Me:
You think I have pictures
of random men on my phone?
Ryuk:
What about Suho?
Me:
Um... Lemme see...
I have one of both
Mi and Lee. It's one of
highschool
Ryuk:
Wait. I have seen
her somewhere.
Me:
Yeah. She is the news
reporter on Korea TV
Ryuk:
The weather forecast???
Me:
Yup 😌
Ryuk:
Woahhh. She is great.
Me:
Ikr. 😂😂😂
Ryuk:
She looks absolute beauty
on TV... Better than many
idols.
Me:
Ryuk:
Like pretty is pretty.
Me:
Agreed lmao.
But all pretty is not beauty.
All beauty is pretty. 😌
Ryuk:
Can't agree more 🙌
What about you? You don't
have any pictures with Suho?
Or with Mi...
Me:
Look who is desperate.
Ryuk:
Who said I am desperate?
Me:
Can't you see. I said that.
Dumbass 🤷🏻♀️
Ryuk:
😑😑
Me:
Well I have one from our
college trip with Suho.
Ryuk:
Show show
Me:
Ryuk:
Are you wearing couple
tees?
Me:
No. 😂😂
Those were the hotel shirts.
Ryuk:
You sure? 🤨
Me:
Why? You jealous? 🌚🌚
Ryuk:
Your dreams baby
Me:
No babe... It's the truth.
Your turn...
Show me your friends
Ryuk:
I cannot. My friends work
with me and they are as
popular. So... Yk...
Me:
😔😔
Ryuk:
Okay wait. Lemme see
if I have some like you.
He is my brother like
friend. We work together.
Me:
Wow yours is worse than
me. I cannot see any skin!
Ryuk:
Me:
NGL. Even when I
have not seen him, I can
say that he is a sexy man!
Ryuk:
Hoe
Me:
Like sexy is sexy
Ryuk:
All sexy is not cool
All cool is sexy
Me:
Shut up you dumb fuck
Ryuk:
Ouch that was aggressive
Me:
I like it aggressive 😁
Have you heard about
solipsism?
Ryuk:
No what's that?
Me:
It's the belief that everything
around you is created by your
mind.
Ryuk:
Seems very 'you' thing.
Me:
If everything around me
is my imagination... You are
the best thing I came up
with.
Ryuk:
Fuck.
Me:
And I am not even
flirting.
Ryuk:
Do you plan on hitting
up on me later?
Me:
Bitch I was being serious.
But you are a whore so,
never mind.
Ryuk:
Well, didn't you just say that
I am the best thing you
came up with?🌚
Me:
And I am regretting it
already.
Ryuk:
I am bitter and complicated.
It's one of my charms 🤷🏻♂️
Me:
I don't think you
know what that word means.
Or how to count.
Or probably both.
Ryuk:
Me:
Sorry I spout random
facts when triggered
by stupidity.
Otherwise, I really love you
💜💜
Ryuk:
I am so sick of this
fake love.
Me:
If I wanted to hear from
an asshole. I'd fart.
So, you can stfu
Ryuk:
I could eat a bowl of
alphabet soup and shit out
a smarter statement than
what you just said.
Me:
Ykw I was planning for
a battle of wits but then I
thought it would be totally
illegal against someone
who is unarmed.
Well that someone is you.
And I am telling ya because
you got no wits mofo
Ryuk:
Do you ever shut up?
Me:
Yeah I do but not on your
say 😤
Ryuk:
Smh.
Me:
Btw I love hand written letters.
Ryuk:
What?
Me:
I really love handwritten
letters. I just recieved one
from my old school professor
and it means so much.
Ryuk:
What does it say?
Me:
That he still remembers that
I broke his fav specs and he
still couldn't find the same frame,
duh!
Ryuk:
You're close even to professors?
Me:
Clg professors are fun.
💜💜
Ryuk:
Oh. I've had my degree in
borad casting and ent.
But... I never liked clg lmao
Me:
Clg was so fun.
Ryuk:
Fuck off. I gtg.
Me:
Okay dumbass.
Ryuk:
Bye miss Thunderfuck
McPickuptruck
Me:
Bye prince
Ryuk:
🤯
•••
(A/N: POV coming in next chapter. Who is excited?
1. Me!)