Chuck🍃🧚🏻♂️
Chuckkk
chuck
chuck
chuck
yes maam
wazzup?
you get more information about the new casts of kingsman?
ooh of course i do, i'm yo manager, gurl.
haven't you check ur email?
who else? i heard the rumors on twitter it's a big cast now, how tf i didn't know that, i'm literally the cast.
👀 you probably freak out...
oh yeah? try me. unless it's harrison ford, obviously🙄
Channing Tatum, Halle Berry, Jeff Bridges...
HALLE BERRY?! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT ONE
OKAY
Quick question, why tf Pedro Pascal commented on my post? I mean he usually only liked my posts, never commented, since I've met him in Colombia.
maybe he's aware of my existance now?😌
... gurl
you really haven't check my fucking email.
WAIT A MINUTE
WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE
YES.
THAT'S IT.
DON'T FUCKING FREAK OUT.
MOTHERFUCKER
HE'S PLAYING THAT HOT COWBOY ISN'T HE?!?!?!?
HE'S GONNA LOOKS LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.
I MEAN HE'S GONNA BE SUPER FUCKING HOT.
HOLY SHIT
WHY TF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME EARLIER.
I DID? HELLO?! I'VE SEND IT TO YOUR EMAIL!
See, I bet you're screaming rn or screamin' with silent s😌
CHUCK!
I-
GIRL YOU JUST DID NOT USED HIS MEME😭
OKAY
Do I need to welcome him over text? I mean when he commented that i don't have a fucking idea that he's in it too.
and i reply with HI PEDRO WITH FUCKING CAPSLOCK TF HE PROBABLY THINKS IM STILL THAT KID WHO STARED AT HIM FOR 5 MINUTES THE FIRST TIME WE MET
Babe, u used caps a lot tho, and its not a big deal
you still got his number?
of course!
i kept it, in case he changed his mind and ask me to go on a date with him😌
i thought u're done with ur 'little crush' on him
idk man, it's been a year, we haven't talk that much since colombia yk, and with lizzie break things off with boyd, i barely hanging out with him again.
and i think he's still dating cersei lannister, how am i supposed to compete with a lannister😩😩
did they really dating? i thought just a fwb?
idk, he's really private about his love life.
well...as my manager and one of my best friends, do you think i should go and try to text him?
you should try it, if you never try it you'll never know🤷🏼♀️
wait
what about if he never saves my number and reply with "Who is this?"
i'm fucked.
he still followed you on insta right? maybe try to dm him instead?
stop your overthinking for a sec, sis. and try to get that dick you've been drooling for a fucking year!
CHUCK ISTG YOU'RE EXTRA.
Wait, did taron knew about this?
of course he is
that fucker
•••
Teggsy🧢
you knew did you
oh hello darling, what a lovely entrance
U FUCKING KNEW.
😚😉
taron i think im gonna freak out again
why tf didn't u tell me
u knew i'm a big fan of him
SINCE OBERYN MOTHERFUCKING MARTELL!
it's supposed to be a surprise?
chuck told u first didn't she?
wait what surprise? it's not april isn't it? oh god what month is it now?
so i suggest matthew to try to get pedro on board, since i remember he's good at action movies and he's kinda badass, he's also a texan, right? perfect fit for the role and also for u i guess?
for me? r u trying to play a matchmaker now?
fyi he's chileno but he grew up in san antonio when he was a kid, then moved to nyc.
how tf did u knew that stuff? you stalked him didn't you?
duh🙄
anyway why for me? lemme guess, to fucking redeem urself bcs u forgot about my birthday?!
I THOUGHT IT WAS MAY! MAY 6TH! AND BESIDES I APOLOGIZE MANY TIMES!
AND YES THAT'S THE SURPRISE, FOR YA BIRTHDAY! I kinda feel bad about it, so, olsen told me to try to involving pedro pascal into your life kinda thing.
do you forgive me now?
ofc i already forgave you, silly. altho its kinda hurt my little heart:(
wait so lizzie gave you the ideas? she knew about this too?
i knew you're gonna forgive me, im yo big bruv after all😌😘
no! she didn't know that i was actually gonna try that. but yes she did gimme the ideas.
y'all talking about me behind my back. i hopes only the good things?
do you know when he's gonna come to the set?
oohhh eager i see?👀👀
idk bruv, maybe next week?
but, ain't he a little...yk...
STOP.
IM GONNA SING AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER TO YOU AGAIN.
🙄🙄🙄