Tuesday, 11:00 P.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Can you fuck the sad
out of me?
Ryuk:
How about sharing what's
upsetting you instead.
Me:
No. Fuck.
Ryuk:
Me:
Okay then bye.
Ryuk:
Don't be a bitch.
Come back here.
Me:
Are we fucking?
🌚🌚
Ryuk:
Stop this. Take
this as a warning.
And talk to me.
Me:
Oh. You think I am
intimidated by you, asshole?
Ryuk:
Why are you sad?
Me:
Hah? When am I not.
Lmaaooooo 😂😂😂
Ryuk:
This bitch be testing
my patience.
Me:
I need patience not to
kill someone today. 😩
Ryuk:
You cannot fuck me if
you are in prison.
Me:
I don't wanna fuck you
anyway 😜
Ryuk:
Me:
😂😂
Damn. I finally took
my revenge. You don't
know, this day will
go down in history.
Ryuk:
😂😂
Sure why not.
Btw I did read your
favorite Jerry Jarvis...
He is not that bad.
Me:
Finally someone got
a taste 😌
Ryuk:
Me:
😂😂
Which one??
Ryuk:
"Eyes So Blue"
Me:
Oh. It's one of my personal
favorites.
Ryuk:
I really found a line
so good.
"I don't know if I'm seeing or if I'm sleeping,
If I am who I was,
If I'm remembering or if I'm forgetting.
Something hazily flows
Between who I am and what I was,"
Me:
Oh yeah... It's
surreal haha.
I wonder who he is.
He seems alot like me.
Ryuk:
Exactly... My first thought
after reading this was you...
Me:
Ryuk:
😂😂
You seem better now.
Me:
Aww thanks.
It's really good hearing
that you thought of me.
It's like you remember me.
I forget myself at times.
This may seem really
cringe but... It means alot.
Ryuk:
Cringe.
Me:
😊
Who are you dude?
I don't wanna lose you...
I just want you. Not even
in a sexual or romantic
way.
Ryuk:
What has happened to you?
You are talking weird.
Me:
They forbade me from
going out without Lily.
They make me lose each
and every relation I try
to make.
I cannot even visit the bank
without her. Idk how am
I going to deal with stuff now.
Ryuk:
If I can help you in any
way, rely on me.
Me:
Why would you?
Ryuk:
You work for an NGO.
It's nice doing something
good.
Me:
...fuck
I am grateful. I am so
grateful. I haven't felt
something that strong in
a time now. I'll manage this.
Ryuk:
You're my friend. A close
friend. You know more about
me than anyone does.
Me:
I don't even know your
name...
Ryuk:
These are just what
they have made us.
The names, the fame,
the praise... It's all an
outward show. We've
got secrets within us,
the emotions.
Me:
Jerry is impacting you.
Lmao 🤣🤣
Ryuk:
You are impacting me.
Jee, you are important.
You are great and even
you are so abjectly
depressed, you are an
inspiration.
You are continuing your
profession after all the
struggles it makes you
go through.
You say you live to die. When
you are always finding
reasons to live, to make
lives better.
You just don't know yourself.
Me:
Ryuk:
😂😂
Me:
Um... Idk how to
respond...
Ryuk:
You don't really have
to respond.
Not everything has to
be said.
Me:
I should ask you.
WHAT THE FUCK
HAD HAPPENED TO
YOU??
AND WHATEVER POSSESSED
YOU SHOULD POSSESS YOU
MORE.
Ryuk:
Smh 😂😂
Bye
Me:
Bye bro
Friday, 4:00 P.M.
Ryuk
Ryuk:
I am dying in hell.
I am super annoyed.
Me:
Where in hell?
Which location? I might
be near.
Ryuk:
Fuck off
Me:
What's up?
Ryuk:
😒😒
Me:
Don't be a prick, I am
texting you, keeping a
book in front of me.
Taking great risk.
Appreciate me.
Ryuk:
Wow I am so oblidged,
jerkface!
Me:
Are you mad?
Ryuk:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Me:
I think I wanna kiss
you. 💜
Ryuk:
Me:
😂😂
Should I send you memes
to make you feel better?
Ryuk:
But you've got humour in
your knee caps. Lmao 😂
Me:
What do you want then?
Ryuk:
Just talk to me... If you can
Me:
Obviously. I can.
Why are you mad?
Ryuk:
Because people don't
fucking have brains that
a person demands privacy.
Me:
Oh. Fame things.
But darling you don't have
to lie.
Ryuk:
Huh?
Me:
You're mad because you
cannot meet me sweetheart
😘
Ryuk:
Me:
😂😂
No honestly... What if
We never met?
Ryuk:
We will surely meet
someday when you are
not a pervert.
Me:
😑😑
I am not a pervert.
Ryuk:
So you wanna meet me?
😏😏
Me:
Ryuk:
Oh baby don't you lie.
Me:
And you say I am
a pervert?
Ryuk:
Why? My baby gets flustered
when someone acts like them?
Me:
Yah?
Ryuk:
Aww look who is
blushing at the other end.
Me:
I am NOT blushing.
Ryuk:
Is it the truth princess?
Me:
Cent percent. You are
a pervert. Man.
Ryuk:
This is just my love
for my babygirl who
loves to call me dAdDy
Me:
So, my daddy is finally
ready huh?
Ryuk:
Yes babygirl. Please daddy.
Me:
I am leaving goddamit.
Ryuk:
Why babygirl? Isn't that
what you wanted?
How does it feel to be
flustered instead?
Me:
Wait does that mean you
were flustered? 🌚
Ryuk:
The question is opposite babygirl.
Me:
Ha ha... I was just joking...
Ryuk:
Aww look little girl
now is scared. Can daddy
help you with anything?
Me:
Bye.
Ryuk:
😂😂
Bye BaByGiRl
Me:
🤯