Tuesday, 1:45 A.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Bro, I have slept
for 2 hrs in 3 days.
Idk how I am alive
Ryuk:
Are you out of fucking
mind?
Me:
I decided to re read the
entire lord of the rings.
Almost ended.
Ryuk:
I am contemplating over
giving you the password.
😑😑
Me:
Yeah I was practically
hallucinating a owl hooting,
so I was hooting back at it for
two minutes straight.
In the morn. And Lily almost
killed me with lectures.
Ryuk:
Why are you like this? 🥲
You're a complete idiot.
Me:
Yeah there are pros and
cons of me.
Ryuk:
Like?
Me:
Cons:
I am an idiot.
Ryuk:
Ik that. What about the
pros?
Me:
I am your idiot. 😘
Ryuk:
Do you talk like this
to everyone?
Me:
I don't talk to people.
Ryuk:
Good because at this
rate you would have
been fucked with horny
bastards for your words!
Me:
Does that mean you
became jealous? 😏
Ryuk:
You're lucky that I am
not blocking you for that
disgusting smirk.
Me:
Ryuk:
Smh.
Go back and sleep.
It's already 2!
Me:
I am about to finish
this book.
Ryuk:
You're stupid.
Me:
Yk I can't spell stupid
without u and I
Ryuk:
🤯🤯
Idek why I talk to you.
Me:
Because you're stupid.
Ryuk:
Oh man. If you are
not texting me then
sleep.
Me:
And if I am texting you?
Ryuk:
Then I'll insist you to sleep.
You know your body
schedule gets fucked up
like this.
Me:
Well it's actually fucked
up. Also I am water hungry.
Ryuk:
You mean "thirsty"
Me:
oh bro I am not a pervert.
🌚🌚
Ryuk:
You're practically high
without drinking.
Idc if you don't sleep
now, I'll change my password
and won't ever tell you.
Me:
I got why you gave me
the password.
So, you can control me!
Bitch!
Ryuk:
Me:
Well okay whatever.
Bye bitch. Don't change
the password pls. I'll
freaking die.
Ryuk:
Guess you'll be dead if you
don't sleep now. 😘
Me:
Freaking dead already.
With that emoji💜😘
Ryuk:
1...
Me:
Lol what?
Ryuk:
2...
I'll count till 5 and
if you don't go, I'll
change the password.
3...
Me:
Fuck. I am off already.
Ryuk:
Good. 😌
Wednesday, 11:00 A.M.
Ryuk
Ryuk:
Hey you there?
Me:
Ryuk:
I need help
Me:
Love matters? I am absolutely
best at it. Ask me anything.
Ryuk:
Says the virgin.😂😂
Me:
Well love is not
about sex...
Ryuk:
It's weird coming
from you.
Me:
Ryuk:
😂😂
I am asking yours though.
Aren't you working for the
media?
Me:
Yeah.
Ryuk:
Like which form do you
work for- only for the newspapers
or all.
Me:
You tell me what you
want to do. I can do
anything.
Ryuk:
Are they using green
screen for the coverage
of matters in the disputed
areas or they are actually
there??
Me:
😑😑
That was your question?
Ryuk:
Curiousity is a valid
doubt.
Me:
Smh.
Well depends, some are green
screen. While two of our reporters
are actually there.
Ryuk:
Our?
Me:
Yeah we own a publishing
and also a news channel...
So yeah.
Ryuk:
You just spilled the beans.
😎😎
Me:
It's finee. You know way
too much than this.
And this doesn't define me.
Ryuk:
Obviously it doesn't.
Your parents work for
the press and you too. Why
didn't you work in their
publishing?
Me:
Well I do work for them.
Just they don't know. Lmao 🤣
Ryuk:
How did you even manage?
🤯🤯
Me:
I am AmaJin! 😘
Marry me 💜
Ryuk:
In your dreams!
Wait not your dreams.
Not even in your dreams.
Me:
Ryuk:
😂😂
So, what're you doing?
And isn't Lily around?
Me:
I am in the washroom.
Ryuk:
Wtf? You take your
phone to the washroom?
Ew girl!!
Me:
We need to find ways ofc.
Ryuk:
That's why it took you
time to text back first?
Me:
Obviously, I was going
to the washroom.
Apparantly, acc to them,
I have diarrhoea. 😂😂
Ryuk:
What in freaking hell!
That's so disgusting.
Me:
Ryuk:
Some edits are really
nice 😌😌
Me:
Am I an edit? Because I
am as nice 😘💜
Ryuk:
Get out of the washroom
miss. Bye.
Me:
Yeah 😂😂
Bye
Oh wait.
Yk it has been over
a month since we
are talking.
Ryuk:
So?
Me:
Let's celebrate our month
friendship anniversary!!
Ryuk:
Are we couples 😑
Me:
We can be 😘
Ryuk:
Fuck off.
Me:
Just kidding.
I won't ever date.
Ryuk:
Why?
Me:
Because I was born
for arranged marriage.
Ryuk:
You cannot control
your feelings though.
Me:
Honestly, I haven't felt
any strong emotion in
a time now.
Ryuk:
When was the last time
you felt it?
Me:
It was like four years ago.
When someone very
close to me died.
Ryuk:
Oh I am sorry.
Me:
No. It's fine. Death is
inevitable. I was really
sad because I could not
be with them in their
last minutes because my
parents didn't knew about
them.
I tried to sneak out but
apparantly they had an
important conference in
which I had to be a puppet
Ryuk:
Who was it? Your boyfriend?
Me:
No. He was the first child
We took in our NGO... He
had congenital heart disease
and was
undergoing treatment of the
same.
Ryuk:
Didn't your parents know
about your NGO?
Me:
Not at all.
Ryuk:
What about the money?
Me:
I have a seperate account
for that. And I have nowhere
I can use the money.
Ryuk:
Then why didn't you buy
Kindle from that??? 🤯🤯
Me:
I forgot.
Ryuk:
Stupid 😑
Me:
You're right. I genuinely
forgot about that account.
I never used it for myself.
Forget this... How about
our one month anniversary?
Ryuk:
Get lost.
Me: