Sunday, 1:00 A.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Bro, can I play an
important role in
your wedding?
Like that of the bride.
Ryuk:
Sure but you won't be
finding me then. I'll
have to runaway.🏃🏻♂️
Me:
WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO BE KIND?
Ryuk:
probably.
Me:
Ryuk:
*Sticking tongue out*
Me:
What can this tongue
do baby 😏
Ryuk:
Lick my fingers
To turn pages of the Bible
for sinners like you.
Me:
That was really nice
and witty tbh.
Ryuk:
Ikr
*Pats my own shoulder*
Me:
You can like hire me
and I can pat your
shoulder for free mister 😌
Ryuk:
~I love myself~
Me:
When did I turn into
something like this?
Ryuk:
I always saw you like
this. Lmao 😂
Me:
Don't you hate me?
Ryuk:
Yeah I obviously do.
Me:
Ryuk:
Wasn't it you
who asked?
Me:
Had to show off my meme.
Ryuk:
I'll choke you.
Wait... you'd like that.
I'll fucking stab you.
Me:
😂😂😂😂
Fuck. You are making
me laugh.
Ryuk:
I am laughing too.😂
Me:
I just first handedly
witnessed that I suck
at flirting.
Ryuk:
No you don't. It's just
I am a hard man.
Me:
HaRd 👁️👄👁️
Ryuk:
Fucking pervert.
Me:
Smooth
Ryuk:
Like a snake
Me:
Like butter idiot.
Ryuk:
Well I was thinking, we
haven't seen each other.
Me:
You're thinking absolutely
right bro. Yes, you didn't
had a short term memory
loss.
Ryuk:
😑😑
Why don't we video call?
Me:
Fine by me.
Ryuk:
Okayy
Incoming video call : Ryuk
Accept / Decline
[Why is your screen black?]
[Why is yours?]
[Fucking shit!]
[Must be fun.
You can only fuck shit.]
[Shut up, dumbass.]
[Bye, I cannot talk
keeping my hand on
the camera.]
[Idiot. I have just turned
my phone upside down
and kept it.]
[Oh yeah right.
Yup now.]
[Now what? Because of
your stupidity the vid
call was a failure.]
[I think you did the same
thing.]
[It's different for me.]
[How?]
[Because you're a pervert]
[*Laughs* ya sure, I would
just eye fuck you.]
[*Laughs* who knows?]
[It really intrigues me tho.
Who are you?]
[Me too. Who are you, Jee?]
[That's freaking wrong.
You know my name.]
[All in good time babygirl]
[Okay papi]
[What in mf hell]
[Oh oh oooo
Fuck shit. I guess someone's
up. Ttyl.]
[Y-]
Call ended.
Tuesday, 4:00 P.M
Ryuk
Me:
What're you doing?
Ryuk:
Sleeping.
Me:
Lol
What're you doing later?
Ryuk:
Sleeping.
Me:
Then fucking die while
sleeping.
Ryuk:
Ok. Now let me die in
peace.
Me:
Go and die. Idc.
Ryuk:
Yeah with pleasure.
Tuesday, 11:30 P.M.
Ryuk
Me:
Are you dead?
Ryuk:
Fuck off I have work to
do.
Me:
K
Fifteen minutes later.
Ryuk:
Hey look, I am sorry.
I was kinda stressed.
Me:
No. Get lost.
That was rude.
Ryuk:
I am sorry. I know
that was really bitchy.
I was trying to concentrate
on some work and I couldn't
really get the product I
was expecting so, I was
pissed off.
I m really sorry.
Me:
Really?
Ryuk:
Yeah
Me:
Well it's fine then 😁😁
Even when I play like
that, I have self respect
Bro.
Ryuk:
You obviously do. That's
why you have witty
comebacks.
Me:
Looks like someone is
resorting to flattery.
😂😂
Ryuk:
No really. You've got nice
comebacks. Just not
better than me.
Me:
Ryuk:
😂😂
I was really rude. I should
have conversed with you
from the start. I feel better
now.
Me:
Ryuk:
Yeah I better stop.
It was becoming cringe.
Me:
Btw I came to tell you.
That a new newspaper
contacted me for the
editorials and Mi says that
it's a great chance to
learn more.
I just came to share the
news which I thought
was a good one.
Ryuk:
It surely is. Congratulations
bro. I said you had a bright
future.😌😌
Me:
There is no future.
Ryuk:
It's so bright that you
can't see it rn. Slowly
your eyes will become
accustomed.
Me:
Bro. Seriously.
Forget all this.
Why not be a motivational
speaker?
We can earn much.
Ryuk:
Why would you earn
from my words?
Me:
Idea bro. Great mind,
great ideas.😌
Well I won't disturb you
now. You can do your
work.
Ryuk:
No that's fine.
Me:
What were you having
trouble in?
Ryuk:
Just some technical
glitches.
Me:
Do you know how to
solve it?
Ryuk:
No. My friend does.
Me:
Is he there?
Ryuk:
No?
Me:
Will stressing over
it do anything?
Ryuk:
No...
Me:
Can you by any chance
fix that glitch?
Ryuk:
No?
Me:
Then fuck me!
Ryuk:
What?
Me:
I mean fuck it!😜
If it can't be helped.
Ryuk:
Yeah. Idek what I
was doing just staring
at the screen and banging
the mouse.
Me:
Go and listen to soft
songs.
Ryuk:
Any recommendations?
Me:
Wait. I've got a playlist.
*Inserts playlist*
Ryuk:
Thanks bye.
Me:
No need to thank me bro.
Bye.
•••
(A/N: I am having this feeling that both books are going in vain; talking about 'Shot on iPhone' and 'Who are You'... 😔)