Friday, 9:00 P.M.
Ryuk
Ryuk:
Hey. Are you free rn?
Me:
Yup. I mean kinda I
am always free. I do work
at my own liesure.
Ryuk:
Oh... Actually...
Me:
Hm
Ryuk:
Let's not talk
Me:
Bro you were the one
who is texting me.
Ryuk:
No I mean never.
Let's not ever talk again.
Me:
Can I be obliged to
know why?
Ryuk:
Just.
Me:
Oh wow. We don't do
things like that 'just'
Ryuk:
Your name hurts
Me:
It isn't my mistake that
my name is same as your
ex, duh!
Ryuk:
But like we don't really
have to talk. We don't know
each other
Me:
So, you'll not be talking
to anyone whose name
is Jee?
That's practically insensitive.
Ryuk:
Can't really help.
I'm sorry
Me:
Hm
Ryuk:
Hey... I am really sorry
Me:
I cannot say that it's
fine. You are practically
abandoning me.
That's why I don't talk
to people. You guys are
mfs.
Ryuk:
Aren't you are a human
too?
Me:
Fuck off mister. I don't
even wanna talk to you.
Ryuk:
Good because we are not
talking again.
Me:
You are so rude.
Message not sent.
Wow.
Message not sent
Mi was so right!! You
are a jerkface mf!
Message not sent
Fuck you
Message not sent
Mi Hi
Me:
I wanna kill someone
Mi Hi:
Don't kill me man, please
Spare me. I wanna live.
I have five kids and a wife
to support.
Me:
You are a girl!
Mi Hi:
Are you a homophobe?
We have feelings too.
How very insensitive.
Me:
*Rolls eyes*
Rude Boy not Suho blocked
me.
Mi Hi:
Shame shame puppy shame
All the donkeys know yr name.
😂😂
Me:
Mi Hi:
Did you heed to me
when I said don't talk
to him?
Me:
But you said I can
if he texts...
Mi Hi:
Don't even know why
you wanna talk to him.
Do you realise how
much trouble you were
opting for??
Me:
It's not always about that.
I cannot just stop socializing
because my parents think
that.
Mi Hi:
I can say something has
entered into you.
Well, why did he tho
Me:
Because I have the same
name as his ex.
Mi Hi:
So?
Me:
He says, "Your name hurts."
Mi Hi:
NGL that's so powerful
line.
But like how much time
has it been after his breakup?
Me:
He said years.
Mi Hi:
Then I can say that he
is an idiot.
Like would he not talk
to anyone whose name
is Jee?
Me:
Exactly. He needs Jin's rap.
Mi Hi:
I allow Yoongi to spit
fire at him.
Me:
I allow Jungkook to steal
all his banana milk if he
has any.
Mi Hi:
I allow Namjoon to
break anything he likes
Me:
That's kinda extreme
Mi Hi:
I like it aggressive
Me:
Haha 😂😂
Mi Hi:
Don't give a fuck about
him. Not worth.
Me:
Hm.
Mi Hi:
Me:
Damn I got scared.
Mi Hi:
😂😂
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(A/N: Double update coz my exam got postponed 🥳🥳)